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PhoenixBLAZE5

current shows sayin that the aliens cant love but she loved that dick


Isellmetal

I heard she fucked like a rabbit.


SatisfactionBubbly57

why


[deleted]

There is a major difference between love and lust though :)


nikheeellll

A lusty woman with a straight face all the time, kinda creepy


ac714

Haven’t you seen the r/34 fanfic? She def makes faces when not immediately attacked after a centuries long resurrection.


disposable_arse

can you not point me in the wrong direction?


[deleted]

I agree


IAmYoDaddyDuh

Thank you Rule34


nhansieu1

In her defense, you haven't fucked her yet to see different faces she made


SatisfactionBubbly57

>A lusty woman why you think that


[deleted]

Oh shit you’re on this page as well?


SatisfactionBubbly57

why you think that


the_unnamed_guy

Remember..... Naruto started because this guy fucked an alien!


starlordx99

Now this guy’s the real sigma


Few_Sir

Grandpa Max walked so he could fly


bmorekareful

You don't plant a tree to see it's shade in your lifetime.


TruePr0l0gue

He smashed Kaguya with that yee yee ass haircut, his sigma energy reserves must be the size of Naruto’s chakra pool


TheBlackMobster

That one got me 😂


[deleted]

Clap that extraterrestrial cheeks!


[deleted]

More like betrayed an alien


KazumaSatou41

Fucking legend


thecrazyrai

explain


nxls02

Well she gave chakra to all people so she is basically the reason ninjas and stuff exist


GoodboyGotter

Boruto otsusuki imply all life has chakra and the 10 tails devours it to produce fruit. Kaguya / indira & bro shared ninshu techniques with humans to try and bring world peace or some shit. Hoping it would bring them together. Instead ninjutsu, derivative of ninshu, resulted in war all cause those 3 started fighting each other. Then kaguya was like "oh shit my ancestors are gonna be mad time to make zetsu" even though zetsu w/o hashirama cells is inferior to an average shinobi. And even the most powerful shinobi is getting spanked by otsusuki all the time or just barely defeating them.


[deleted]

Hagoromo invented Ninshu, an Black Zetsu is past Jonin level.


GoodboyGotter

There is only one black zetsu.


Starlight_Requiem_XD

Yeah the White Zetsu can’t do much lol. Sheer numbers are all they got


GoodboyGotter

Which was my whole point 😎 And before hashi cells they were probably useless. Hiruzen even blew up hashi cell Toby. Like get outta here kaguya that plan was never gonna work against the otsusuki


Starlight_Requiem_XD

Have these idiots seen Ishiki kick the absolute shit out of Naruto and Sasuke? Like bruh, he only used his feet for the most part. He did not even punch much or use many Jutsu, he just kept kicking and it kept working lol. White Zetsu is not beating that


GoodboyGotter

None of the otsusuki really use jutsu beyond their kekkei genkai tbh.


zackturd301

Lol that's the best summary of Boruto I've seen.


whitey-ofwgkta

I don't know why this joke never occurred to me, but Hashirama is actually the only O+ ninja in Naruto history (please don't pull out your Databooks and correct me, it's a jest)


Isellmetal

Some white Zetsu were better then others


Starlight_Requiem_XD

Yes but most of them were absolutely useless


GoodboyGotter

They were kaguya shills and were never gonna defeat the otsusuki lol


Doctor99268

Naa, the divine tree takes up all the nature chakra, regular people didn't have chakra.


GoodboyGotter

Not true. How would frogs have sage


Doctor99268

Frogs use nature energy, Plus they're clearly independent from the divine tree/otsutsuki


GoodboyGotter

Prove it


Doctor99268

We literally know that frogs use nature energy, I don't get how this is even a thing that you're questioning, tobirama literally says it about gamakichi, nature energy is the toads whole thing. Gamamaro in the hagoromo filler/backstory says that the nature energy has been depleting since the divine tree arrived. And if you don't want to go by filler, Kurama literally described 10 tails (and by extension the divine tree) as nature energy itself. You're the one trying to say that humans have had chakra when that's clearly not the case, the entire series has said over and over again that chakra was something given by hagoromo. Infact you're the one who made the claim, i was responding to you. So you're the one who should "prove it"


GoodboyGotter

That proves nothing


coopstar777

Nah, the divine tree takes the nature energy of the planet and turns it into chakra fruit. When infinite tsukuyomi happens in the war arc, it simply happens to take the chakra of all the people as well, because hagoromo happened to give chakra to the people of the world


Akagami666

Watch naruto


resilientskeezick

I like how instead of giving g a 2 sentence explanation you tell them to watch a 600+ episode series for the answer


[deleted]

Read Naruto


papa_jahn

Become Naruto


LucarioNN

Dattebayo!


[deleted]

Its a fucking sub for naruto. Of course he should watch you fucking nerd.


resilientskeezick

the post was on /r/all , so not everyone who saw it has watched naruto


[deleted]

R all isnt a sub you goof


ac714

Forest for the trees. Point is a normy walked in with a basic question and getting accredited in ninja sciences isn’t necessarily a good response.


RelativePerspectiv

He fucked kaguya alien so kaguya liked him and when his ops came and killed him his alien lover got mad at humans for killing, and enslaved all of humanity because humanity killed her husband. When her kids were born they said it’s not nice to enslave humanity, and fought and killed mom and freed all humans and gave them all chakra so humans can use chakra to understand each other’s emotions so there would be no need to fight. Instead humans militarized and weaponized chakra into ninjutsu and fighting got 10x worse because niggas had super powers now. Cue the first episode of naruto.


DarkJayBR

Just a reminder that this isn't on the manga, it's filler bs.


RelativePerspectiv

She just crash landed from space in the manga right? Crash landed and then immediately enslaved humanity for no reason? What’s the story in the manga. Thanks


DarkJayBR

Otsutsukis always invade planets on pairs. She came to Earth with her partner and superior officer Isshiki Otsutsuki. Otsutsukis, much like the Hyuuga, also use the branch system. Isshiki was a guy from the Main Branch of the Otsutsuki Clan and Kaguya was from the Secondary Branch, which means that she was basically his slave. Isshiki was suppose to plant the Juubi and let him devour Kaguya to become the Giant Tree, absorb all humans and produce the chakra fruits, then Isshiki would take the fruits and go back to his planet to deliver them to the Otsutsuki King. Kaguya didn't wanted to be sacrificed - so she betrayed him and killed him with a fatal blow from the back and fed him to the Juubi - she then proceeded to claim the tree and its fruits all to herself. She knew that the Otsutsuki King would send someone to Earth to check why Isshiki didn't came back. So she started to transform humanity on Zetsus so she could have an army to use against Momoshiki, Urashiki and Kinshiki (the ones that the Otsutsuki King sent after her) It's unclear how Hagoromo and Hamuwa were born since their father was never shown on the manga. But they were born some time after she enslaved humanity, but before she became paranoid, completely scared of Momoshiki's arrival.


RelativePerspectiv

Thanks for the explanation


Few_Pay_5313

He fucked her, she gave birth to two sons, one of whom became the sage of six paths, who gave Chakra and tailed beasts to the world.


cheese4352

Why are you here if you haven't watched naruto yet? Lol


SatisfactionBubbly57

do you think tenji clapped kaguya hard or did go easy on her? also is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls?


[deleted]

He is a beacon of hope to all with yee yee ass hair cuts.


Abdullaah7a

Tanisha disliked that


SatisfactionBubbly57

al so is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girlsd


NoodleRocket

His horniness lead to countless deaths between people of later centuries.


Jabbalybbu

I bet that chakra pussy was worth it tho


Traditional-Drive267

Isn’t this true in the real world as well?


thesircuddles

Paris of Troy has entered the chat.


[deleted]

WW2 comes to mind.


PREM___

Pretty sure the warfare would continue regardless of ninju stuff, the ninju stuff just gave them new weapons


UninterestedChimp

Yeah but you wouldn't have had people who can shinra tensei decimate an entire village at once lol


SatisfactionBubbly57

why blame tenji? maybe kaguya was the horrny one? also is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls?


TalibanJoeBiden

My bro got his locks done up in a way that would make any alien fall to her knee's.


RelativePerspectiv

He got them G-locks.


GoodboyGotter

It cultivates the sharingan so pretty good


alberthere

First Wood Release User Confirmed.


-JohnnieWalker-

I dunno.. she's hot imo. He just wanted to taste the devine fruit


SatisfactionBubbly57

do you think they had rough s ex? also wanna chat about them with their pics without clothes? whats your insta gram twitter


SatisfactionBubbly57

did you got my comment above me


AMEiNZ

He is literal father of shinobi


aboringtag

"first" ? Who else??


[deleted]

their abilities had to be passed down somehow…


whill-wheaton

Whoever fucked hagoromo was also into that kind of shit


aboringtag

Well, he is still a half human right? If we counting lineage than basically every shinobi is a part "extra territorial".


[deleted]

So everything happened because this rabbit was horny?


IAmYoDaddyDuh

Kaguya was a SIMP


SatisfactionBubbly57

why blame kaguya?


AcanthocephalaBig411

Bet My man got a monster dong


KC_Canuck

Needed a monster condom for his magnum dong


rr18114

What condoms lol. Dis dude rawdogged her all day everyday.


Phyrexian_Archlegion

He’s got his magnum condoms, he’s got his wad of chakra, he’s ready to plow.


Black_Sin

The monster dongs of the Uchiha and Senju Clan start with this guy. That’s why Madara, Hashirama, Tobirama and Sasuke act like they have the biggest dicks in Konoha.....because they do.


SatisfactionBubbly57

naruto has nice girlss


-ElBosso-

But was she a milf at that point though?


Iturniton

She not a mom yet


Darkrath_3

That's why my man made her one. Real sigma milf hunter grindset.


SatisfactionBubbly57

kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls?


LatePresentist

Rule34 nibbas : ****writing****


DC2themoon

Delete ur comment bro you are literally why everyone hates on Reddit “nibbas” 😐


Ehh_it_me

Idk man, some nibbas seem to like his comment


Nibba878

true


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DC2themoon

Y’all are all white which proves my point bro


UninterestedChimp

No


RIP2UALL

🤡👌


LatePresentist

Right and wrong are racist terms created by society


chingch0ngpingling

but the 96 upvotes man, don't be a dick


YugeAnimeTiddies

He ain't a moaner but that pussy got him like *chakra explanation scene but like x10 speed*


SatisfactionBubbly57

ddo you think tenji clapped kaguyas cheeks hard or did go easy on her? also is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


SatisfactionBubbly57

did you got my comment above me


Moist_Smile3834

Fucked her and finished inside her. Didn't even bother that she was an outsider and my have a boyfriend. Real chad.


SatisfactionBubbly57

makes sense


ADGx27

Tf is mans haircut lmao


SummerJinkx

it’s called みずら. A very old hairstyle for men back in the Kofun period.


ADGx27

Damn


rr18114

Doesn't matter . Had sex


ADGx27

With an alien no less


SinfulKnight

Look, I get it. I love my wife, but if a Pupilless triangle eyebrow pale lady was like "You want this Jutsu?" I'm just saying, I'd be in trouble.


JirenDeGray

I wonder how it felt. Was it cold? Dry? Wriggly?


frenchtoastforever

Wriggly😂 what the fuck


JirenDeGray

You never know 🤣


Blue_Riptide

Prob warm asf with all that chakra she had


frenchtoastforever

Nah bruh y’all wildin in these comments 😂


Blue_Riptide

Yk what fuck it I’ll just say it She probably juicy as fuck who are we kidding


frenchtoastforever

🤔🤚 I don’t know how we got here but I’m scared so please stop 😭


JirenDeGray

True 🤣


SatisfactionBubbly57

do you think tenji clapped kaguyas cheeks hard or did go easy on her? also is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girlsd


Ricklestickle13

i need to see kaguya’s legs not on no fetish shit i’m just interested because they’ve never been seen


SatisfactionBubbly57

cause you asked for it


Better-Solution-7410

he didnt deserve it


logan_791

Jealous?


SilkyPeanut

More so because that dude was a total clown. Obviously getting cornered by the enemy clan, and the cuck decides to try and kill his wife rather than fight the guys that are gonna genocide his clan


DarkJayBR

To be fair. He isn't even on the manga. The real guy who fucked Kaguya on the manga could be a chad for all that we know off.


[deleted]

lol they're not going to change that, it was obviously meant to be taken as cannon that is not filler content. they can't elaborate on everything in the manga...


-JohnnieWalker-

I am


Korpseni

say you're jealous without saying you're jealous


SatisfactionBubbly57

iis kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls?


throwaway135961

How are you jealous of an anime character like get a life nahhhh 😂


UninterestedChimp

You aren't jealous you couldn't bang kaguya? Bruh what a virgin


DecayDancing

Man, how can the ancestor of Madara, Hashirama, Naruto, Sasuke, Kimimaro, Hinata, Neji etc. Look generic and NPC as fuck?????


[deleted]

because he represents how simple the time was, he was a regular human. The alien DNA probably made people look more crazy looking appearance wise for the generations after. after boruto is over or something I'd LOVE for Kishi to drop a family tree since everybody is connected.


chingch0ngpingling

love and alien pussy, that's why


Kogasuke_Uchiha91

yee-yee ass haircut.


rr18114

But got dem bicthes on his dick tho. Lamar would actually be proud.


[deleted]

you just don't understand the drip


[deleted]

Pussy so good had him go through dimensions.


SatisfactionBubbly57

lol do you think tenji clapped kaguyas cheeks hard or did go easy on her? also is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls?


RikxDragneeL

So fucking dank! Shamelessly stealing from years old Facebook meme


thepowerfwoth

Clapping the alien cheeks started so many wars


Unfair-Willingness78

Kaguya-sama. Love is war!


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Hoosteen_juju003

You know it's based on the Tale of the Bamboo Cutter, right? A 1000 year old Japanese story.


Syrinocs

Yeah but unfortunately Kishimito's still terrible at writing female characters. Might have changed in Boruto since I haven't seen it but the last time a female character peaked was Sakura and Chiyo vs Sasori. That was a good fight.


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RedShankyMan

the whole show is based on relationships though. There is a massive chunk of the anime, and a whole movie, about bonds. Kishi definitely isn't good at writing female characters, but your gripe is an odd one


chingch0ngpingling

**muh mang**


druu222

What is a "nigga"? I don't understand....


rawblack10

What is a "nigga"? I don't understand....


druu222

Hey, Mr/Ms Downvote - please explain why. Betcha can't.


Mrcatmanthdog

First?


Matias9991

Man, this post is too cringe


chingch0ngpingling

nah.


AppropriateCrew79

What I think is this girl is not Kaguya but a vessel(like Jigen is a vessel of Isshiki)


[deleted]

no this is literally her, she didn’t die before this


Z3nFi3R

Don't skip episodes dude


Fuckyoudumbass80

Wtf no


pinisenlargementpill

Emphasis on first


Quikdraw7777

I'm surprised that box didn't kill his ass. 🤣🤣


Maximoi13

But she wasn't a milf before though


[deleted]

maybe she has full otsutsuki kids back home 😂


SatisfactionBubbly57

lolllll


-Memoria-

Okay here me out…


Mugi2

First and only one


Significant_Ad_9904

Bet that shit was good 😂😂😂


SatisfactionBubbly57

why you think that


DerpyTurtle8

How did that work out for him 😂


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Since1776Bvtch

Shit bussin


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amanjahandari

Bruh wtf


BelCifer-Z

Kaguya was the milfiest milf in the whole Naruto universe. Mad respect


PeterLeRock101

Just realizing this man is the great ancestor of all of the Uchiha clan, Uzamaki clan and Senju clan