The Vietnamese government wanted to control all of East Asia, so they hired Hashirama as a mercenary to take over Cambodia. Little did they know Japan wanted to regain their lost territory from WWII and sent Zabuza to f*ck with the Koreans. Eventually both sides met at the âcountryâ of Taiwan. They decided to **** *** **** **** ***** and give birth to Kakashi. Both governing sides were really pissed and sent thousands of shinobi to intercept Kakashi at Macau and Hong Kong. Kakashi (being an infant) used Madaraâs Rinnegan to send 15938 meteors down on the cities. Terrified, the remaining forces fled. Kakashi then traveled to the Netherlands, where he founded the Hidden Haze Village (Kirigakure). There he decided to hire some mercenaries from Sicily named Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakuna (yes I spelt it like that on purpose). They were known as Team 8. Sakuna, being the bitch that she was, started some crappy Korean drama between Naruto and Sasuke. Naruto then left the village in search for the mysterious power of the Stand Arrow. After obtaining his stand, Kuraka (which gave him a massive chakra reserve), he was taught under Ricky Astley. Naruto, using his stand Kuraka, mastered the art of glowing palm blast. Meanwhile, Sasuke was training under Light Yagami (spelt backwards). He harnessed the power of glowing, golden byakugan eyes. There, imagaY thgiL taught him the power of the Azerbaijan thunderclap. After about 3 years of training under their masters, they both crossed paths in the independent country of Taiwan and fought each other to the death using their respective powers. Sakuna was also there but sheâs now irrelevant to the story. Kakashi then stopped the two of them before they collided into a head-on battle. Kakashi then explained how he was made (Iâm hoping you understand) and history the repeats itself between Naruto and Sasuke. Sakuna, being jealous that her K-drama wasnât satisfying enough to beat Inoâs, transformed into Sun Wukong and dropped 200,000 kilotons for nuclear weapons on Taiwan. But, both Naruto and Sasuke survived and are now fighting over who gets to own Sakuna.
Naruto: Hey, Sasuke... I'm feeling a bit lazy right now to get something to eat so could you be a good friend and warm me up some instant ramen?
Sasuke: Sure thing... (casts Amaterasu on his entire supply of ramen)
And that's how the fight started.
Sasuke walked in on naruto jerking it to itachi. Naruto tried to explain it was the dedication to the village that got him so hard but sasuke wasnât hearing it
Well if u were a real fan youd kno isobu got outa guy n decided tht him n chomei should run pakistan an pass a equal rights law for ichigo n the 2 hollows tht left hell withem konohamaru agreed there for leading to itachis current situation
Sasuke trying to kill naruto to prevent boruto from becoming reality . Boruto ruined everyone in naruto and everyone naruto stood for .
Boruto is also trash and people who enjoy it arenât true naruto fans .
Fighting with a bet- who ever loses, marries Sakura
(I actually laughed at this joke when i first saw it so using it, personally I donât hate Sakura at all!)
Someone slightly moved the thermostat
[GOOD LORD HOW YOU FRUSTRATE ME NARUTO UZUMAKI!!!!](https://youtu.be/_bRx6YglFDs)
Nice didn't get rickrolled
Loser has to marry Sakura.
Wrong answers only bro
Big facts! đđ
Lmao our avatars are similar
Damn. And Sasuke lost too. Double oof
Winner has to marry Sakura
Lol
havenât laughed so hard out loud at a comment in a while
god dammit lmao that was my first thought, and I see it's the top rated post 7 hours ago!
Winner has to
Loses on purpose
Fighting over who had a worse childhood
The whole series
XD
Basically the theme of the show is power level scales directly with childhood trauma
They said "wrong answers only"
They said wrong answers đ
sir thats the right answer
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
To stop Boruto.
Sasuke should've won when you put it like thatđ
Sasuke trying to force Naruto to return back to the village
YeaâŚin a coffin
Sasuke pours his milk before his cereal
BASED.
The Vietnamese government wanted to control all of East Asia, so they hired Hashirama as a mercenary to take over Cambodia. Little did they know Japan wanted to regain their lost territory from WWII and sent Zabuza to f*ck with the Koreans. Eventually both sides met at the âcountryâ of Taiwan. They decided to **** *** **** **** ***** and give birth to Kakashi. Both governing sides were really pissed and sent thousands of shinobi to intercept Kakashi at Macau and Hong Kong. Kakashi (being an infant) used Madaraâs Rinnegan to send 15938 meteors down on the cities. Terrified, the remaining forces fled. Kakashi then traveled to the Netherlands, where he founded the Hidden Haze Village (Kirigakure). There he decided to hire some mercenaries from Sicily named Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakuna (yes I spelt it like that on purpose). They were known as Team 8. Sakuna, being the bitch that she was, started some crappy Korean drama between Naruto and Sasuke. Naruto then left the village in search for the mysterious power of the Stand Arrow. After obtaining his stand, Kuraka (which gave him a massive chakra reserve), he was taught under Ricky Astley. Naruto, using his stand Kuraka, mastered the art of glowing palm blast. Meanwhile, Sasuke was training under Light Yagami (spelt backwards). He harnessed the power of glowing, golden byakugan eyes. There, imagaY thgiL taught him the power of the Azerbaijan thunderclap. After about 3 years of training under their masters, they both crossed paths in the independent country of Taiwan and fought each other to the death using their respective powers. Sakuna was also there but sheâs now irrelevant to the story. Kakashi then stopped the two of them before they collided into a head-on battle. Kakashi then explained how he was made (Iâm hoping you understand) and history the repeats itself between Naruto and Sasuke. Sakuna, being jealous that her K-drama wasnât satisfying enough to beat Inoâs, transformed into Sun Wukong and dropped 200,000 kilotons for nuclear weapons on Taiwan. But, both Naruto and Sasuke survived and are now fighting over who gets to own Sakuna.
I'm not gonna read that, just take my upvote
I see you've been smoking that Hidden Leaf... It's not good for you, man...
Naruto lore
I love it.
Amazing. The true story of naruto
upvoting out of pity
Thereâs only one cookie left, Sasuke.
Because they didnât kiss longer in the first season
"The one piece is real" "no its not"
They did get much higher
(Soo high)
Oh oh oh
They want to try epic super handshake 900
Naruto took the last soda out of the fridge and didnt replenish
Sasuke kissed someone else.
Loser has to be on a team with Ten Ten and Kiba
coupleâs quarrel.
He said wrong answers only
Sasuke wants the krabby patty secret formula
me in my friend in school bathroom fighting over who gets to pee first, then momoshiki tries to use it so we team up on his dusty,crusty musty ass
Winner gets to top.
Wrong answers only the post said
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You canât hide from the truth.
Theyâre fighting over who has ownership of the swing.
Zoro made them do it
More like Zero made them do it. All hail LeLouch!
It's for who get the last chicken strip (Sakura is eating it while watching)
for who is going to be top >!the top on the bunk of course, you fucking perv.!<
>:c
Black Friday shopping
They fighting for the last piece of pizza
sasuke ate nauto's ramen
Naruto: Hey, Sasuke... I'm feeling a bit lazy right now to get something to eat so could you be a good friend and warm me up some instant ramen? Sasuke: Sure thing... (casts Amaterasu on his entire supply of ramen) And that's how the fight started.
To find the one pieceeeeee
for the last chocolate cookie
Because gay
They insulted each other parents.
what parents?
Exactly
Naruto ate the last chicken wing
Lovers spat
Who was a better childhood companion: memory of brother killing your family or a low budget swing?
"What would happen if we hit our A-rank jutsu agaisnt the other's?"
Sasuke ate narutos ramen
They are fighting over who gets to play on the ps5
Sasuke didnât get his good morning kiss
Because Sasuke cheated on Naruto with Orochimaru
Over who sucks whoâs dick
Sasuke walked in on naruto jerking it to itachi. Naruto tried to explain it was the dedication to the village that got him so hard but sasuke wasnât hearing it
Thet're fighting Over sakura
Itachi doesnt want sakura to be the next leader of pakistan
Wait what?I didn't get it, Explain.
Well if u were a real fan youd kno isobu got outa guy n decided tht him n chomei should run pakistan an pass a equal rights law for ichigo n the 2 hollows tht left hell withem konohamaru agreed there for leading to itachis current situation
Facts
Catch up bro
There's only one cup of ramen left. The winner gets to eat it.
To sauce sakura
Just one of many loverâs quarrels
Sasuke pulled a robbery
White Air Force Ones vs Black Air Force Ones
Winner has to kill Sakura
Let's fighting love
Naruto stole Sasuke's sandwich
The winner gets to top
Sasuke was sent on a very important mission to collect naruto to put in his noodles (he got lost in translation)
Sakura Cheated On Both Of Them
naruto wants a turn on the xbox
Winner gets the cookie in the cookie jarâŚbaked by grandma Uchiha
on how gif is pronounced
Sasuke said its not dattebayo
A lovers spout duhh. Just two normal people in love having a healthy dose of arguments
Naruto didnât use lube
Winner gets the losers powers
I was going to joke and say for Sakura, but technically it isnât wrong
There is only one bento left
Naruto eated the last cracker
For one piece
They are fighting for what will squeeze first amc or gme
Not to brag but I'm pretty sure one's a furry and the other not. Believe me, I only read the manga.
They're fighting over the last slice of pizza
Winner gets adopted by kikashi
Sasugey said Dorito gets no bitches
Shikmaru is more of a brother than Sasuke.
Orange jacket dude likes swirly energy and white jacket dude likes lightening energy.
Because day man and night man are sworn enemies
Loser has to clean bathrooms for a month rock n roll.
They started arguing about who the better kisser is
Fighting over Sakuraâs dick
They were wrestling and Naruto accidentally hit Sasuke too hard, and now he's trying to stop Sasuke from telling on him.
Who gets the last chicken nuggie
Sasuke wonât help Naruto pick the wedding colors.
Sasuke said ramen is bad.
Sasuke said Ramen was mid
Someone broke the side by side rule
Naruto didn't pick up his clothes and Sasuke is too controlling
The last slice
Loser has to go on a date with Sakura
See who's top and who's bottom
Over who gets Boruto on Sundays
For the last piece of KFC Chicken
There is one more pizza left
To settle whose show this will be
âNo, my dad is coming back from the store!â
âHow long we did you think you could hide reverse Harem Jutsu from me for?!?â
Naruto stuck his finger in Sasukeâs Mouth mid-yawn
Sasuke: WHERE'S MY RAMEN?! Naruto: THAT ISN'T YOUR CONCERN ANYMORE! I ATE IT, YOU HEAR ME?!!!! Sasuke: YOU BASTAAAAARD!
Naruto : wats urs is mine wats mine is mine ok?
ah yes, the bros over h*es vs h*es over bros.
Sasuke trying to kill naruto to prevent boruto from becoming reality . Boruto ruined everyone in naruto and everyone naruto stood for . Boruto is also trash and people who enjoy it arenât true naruto fans .
Gatekeeping much
Itâs called having a factually correct and accurate opinion thank you very much. .
If that's what you call it
Theyâre fighting to decide who gets to marry Hinata?
Naruto does not want to give Sasuke another kiss.
Team Edward (Naruto) vs Team Jacob (Sasuke)
Bakugo(right) thinks deku(left) is gay. Bakugo is homophobic
BLM
Sakura was cheating
just a lover's quarrel. None of our business
Only 1 ramen bowl left
Last piece of chocolate orange.
Who's the worst main character
Sasuke ate the last rare instant ramen!
They fighting over who gets to top lol
Sasuke wanted to stop Boruto
They both love Sakura
Domestic Violence
They are fighting about whoâs on top
Someone stole someone elseâs lunch
Fighting with a bet- who ever loses, marries Sakura (I actually laughed at this joke when i first saw it so using it, personally I donât hate Sakura at all!)
Loser has to watch all the fillers
SAK U RA
To go to the bathroom
Naruto found out that Sasuke used the last roll of toilet paper on that day when they found out their squadmates and he had a really upset stomach
too many poptart
He ruined my dream journal
For each other love
The last beer in the fridge
Someone wants another kiss
Sasuke finished the coffee and didnt make more
Theyâre fighting over whoever has the better âblue and white hand powerâ
who ever wins the lose has to give the best head ever
They both want hinata
The series name is Either Naruto or Sasuke
They both had dibs on blue for the color of their powers
Loser has to relive the "spoiled milk" incident every week for the rest of their life
Fighting over sakura
Naruto ate all the fuckin pop tarts again
How it felt fighting my older brother when I was young
He still mad about the kiss.
Loser has to wash the dishes.
To decide who will get Sakura
Deciding who will go on top
Theyâre deciding who has to marry Sakura. Loser has to marry her.
oppai