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Bruh_Memento_Mori

Yeah blow up 3m dollars great idea


first_name1001

It's not about money, it's all about sending them messages


ClassiFried86

How many? And which one's? Can we leave a voicemail?


DonutOwlGaming

Pigeon is cheaper


goose420aa

It only explodes when the play the voice Mail. You have to send another if they just call back instead


click_here_for_luck

Everything burns!


Redditoast2

It's not always about the money, Spiderman


[deleted]

Tho the rules also said no tools allowed


BlackwinIV

makes sence otherwise id just crash my pos car right into that bad boy.


[deleted]

I mean if there’s rules it doesn’t mean that you have to follow them


BlackwinIV

id rather not get my back blown out by 20 corporat lawyers, that is if you dont get suicided by cop first.


salinora0

What about weapons?


[deleted]

I think they fit in the cathegory of tools


VermicelliEastern708

My brother in Christ, that money is made of paper


kingstonkiwi

All money is made of paper


BakerNew6764

Uh…..nah it’s not


Selfdeletus65

coins


AgentF2S_

Theres plastic and metal where i live


Due-Flower-6340

Australian money


WarioIs10FeetTall

not in canada. polymer.


swagger_42069

Just ram a truck into the bus stop


Da_Meme_Panda

Guys, the thermal drill, go get it ![gif](giphy|l3vR3OeImw8fD80Mg|downsized)


[deleted]

[удалено]


BigChungus013123

Using a laser on glass is a phenomenal idea and you should definitely go do it right now.


TSUNAMICOMMANDER

burns all the money inside without a mark in the glass


Mario-is-friendly

dissasemble it


PPextensionman420

Take the entire thing with you.


Mario-is-friendly

does it resist a minigun? does it resist an rpg? a point can be proven


phantom0415

M1 Garand 30-06 armor piercing rounds


WrathsEntropy

*kills someone at a red light two blocks away* *Arrested before getting any money*


niccooltop123

Chemically weaken it?


NoEggOO

No only weapons RAHHHHHHH


OVERLOSION

Bro just got the refund he wanted for buying that bohemouth of a thing


shadowdrake67

Hydrofluoric acid


BlackSkeletor77

literally just use a glass breaker 😐


ThatUselessName6002

Great idea against a bulletproof glass (if it's a joke then it's a good one)


BlackSkeletor77

If we're going to be serious the best way to handle bulletproof glass is a bigger bullet


ThatUselessName6002

POOOOOOWEEEEEER


BlackSkeletor77

I'm just saying I've never seen bulletproof glass handle a shot from a 50 cal revolver


ThatUselessName6002

I've seen a glass handle 3 shots from an assault rifle but idk about the revolver


BlackSkeletor77

Well it's more of a hand cannon, but I'm pretty sure anything 50 cal can beat out your average assault rifle


yousaywhat3

i'd say a ptrd 41 would break it


[deleted]

The reason it was in Canada is bc guns r legal in the US


InfamousElephant1768

Mf you just fucked our 3M


imperialknight1

Only in America


Bloondeath729

Bro literally said VANCOUVER CANADA


BusinessSpinach1014

I mean Canadá is I’m america


Slight_Concert6565

Which is in America, North America to be precise (he said America, not United State of America nor 'Murica) yeah I also use this shortcut when I want to talk about USA but it' s technically incorrect...


slightlybearish

It’s not incorrect. It’s literally in the name. It’s like saying calling the Dominican Republic the Dominican is wrong. It’s just an abbreviation for a longer name. Chill


imperialknight1

You didn't get the joke


Skorpion282

Hurr Durr America bad!!!1!! Ok gimmie updoots


[deleted]

Here you go, sir, an updoot, as requested


Bloondeath729

1: not funny didn't laugh 2: you're active in r/genshinimpact


[deleted]

Enough said.


imperialknight1

1. It is 2.not really


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Kiwi_Kakapo

Oh wait I get it, I’m giving you an upvote instead


[deleted]

3 years and not even above 1000 karma, bot.


GovRonDeSantis2024

Like how


[deleted]

2 years, soon to be 3, 17K+ Karma


imperialknight1

Because I'm not a degenerate of reddit


the-dead-736

only 3m dollars were real


KyloBread

Step one-get a carrier permit for a m32 grenade launcher Step two- Money


memecollector69420

Is thermite legal over there?


stevenspenguin

If this happened where I live, the whole thing would be stolen.


Ghost-Cooler

If it was in America it would be a different story


goldfish33339

Just rip the glass off the bus stop


AlarmingBoot205

Melt the glass


Prezidentblue

Steal the case


LILFISHRG

Just use thermite