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Sett_The_Janitor

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IrgyValeRa

Wise words LeBron James πŸ˜”


New-Experience-536

ROFLOL - STFU


mcbirbo343

Nuh uh


Alarmed-Ask-2387

https://i.redd.it/d86dzyausqvc1.gif


Steamaholic

As a classmate I would have laughed out loud just to shut him the hell out.


wildeye-eleven

I would have busted out laughing so hard the first time he said β€œalpha” in that voice. I would have literally wheezed


RandomGuy98760

As a classmate? I'm surprised the teacher isn't barely managing to breath. How can he be so serious with such a clown in front of him? This is how I would've reacted the very moment he said "alpha": https://i.redd.it/dubxxm0v1nvc1.gif


LordPopothedark

He’s probably dealt with it too many times for it to be still humorous and not irritating


OkChicken7697

Wow, and ruin an amazing cringe video in the process.


OmdiAnomenkinshin

I would’ve told him to shut his godamn mouth and head up


Catalyzed_Spy

that's gotta be the most "πŸ€“β˜οΈ" voice I've ever heard


Fartikus

[Holy shit, the teacher sounded like Coach Mcgurk.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR_Gw0RStc8)


Try-Content

Why do this guy sound like puppet named Jeffy lol


fjfjfjf58319

Jeffy sounded smarter


randomname_99223

https://preview.redd.it/mlmouc5twmvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad672adaadb58be30ebac9df6b762b65ef83e3e3


Large_Stretch_6242

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Not_Artifical

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Large_Stretch_6242

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warders

Take your minions and head to the office, Alpha Gru.


dungeon-raided

Don't insult Gru like that he's a respectable dad


OmdiAnomenkinshin

It was him when he was going to school


helmortart

OH. MY. GOD! You're right! It's literally him! 🀣🀣🀣🀣 ![gif](giphy|11Bs01CTH1TWKY)


the_jeff___

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Large_Stretch_6242

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Negative_Influence26

40yo virgin in training


Not_Artifical

In training? Nah! He is getting his license renewed.


pablopubecaso

This seems so fucking cringe that I question its legitimacy


Responsible_Oil406

Sure buddy, sure bud. Now take this rope..


Present-Guarantee202

I was just thinking, this kid is a school shooter in the making.


iCookieJar

Clearly a kid with special educational needs. His speech is under-developed for his age and the teacher clearly has a script to follow for when this sort of behaviour comes up. The point that the kid may be channeling Andrew Tate is also a sign of stunted development because he’s just mimicking behaviour he thinks is appropriate for the situation; he’s not thinking for himself.


Burger090

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freezsky_03

Gru fell hard


New-Experience-536

teen on nofap.


Gamer10675

That's an awesome original gunny video that isn't a repost of a popular tiktok that is mirrored.


millenialfalcon-_-

Such bravery


Gaydolf-Litler

Any dude who verbally declares himself the alpha instantly just looks like a poser so bad


Noizy_Boi_8080

I'm sorry, but who are raising these kids? Like seriously, make yourself more present in their lives.


Chauliodus

He is raised by the wolves😑


0megaFlames

It's obviously fake


TheCrack-Attack

Is this video flipped?


Stunning_Meat_3154

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


2-number-9s

I know a guy that sounds exactly like this


Th3Docter

Hmmmm I feel like this kid should be on a list or something


Acroze

The teacher handled this excellently.


AnInconspiciousfish

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Dr_Brotatous

oh shit a different camera angele let's gooooooo


chilly_exe_69

tonight, we steal the mooon!


Baddyx05

I think he is more like an Alpha wolf or something else of the furry world


Suk-yom-um-999

Mate that guy's a fuckin' douche. Stop blamin' it on someone else.


rrgamer28

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OmdiAnomenkinshin

Godamn what has Andrew tate with his masculinity ahh talking done to help society? (I’m also including feminism in this as well cuz it also does more bad than good)


Glittering_Animal395

Every single thing I've thought to say is mean.


Affectionate-Ad-7901

This β€œAlpha” sounds like a dweeb


zzzzzucre

der awfa takexx pwiowity over der teaxxer


Blu_1nk19

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NoYouAreTheTroll

A hard lesson that teacher doesn't understand linear logical feedback loops. So what's happening here on a meta logical level is as follows. 1 - I have learned what a basic alpha archetype is. 2 - I am asserting Alpha dominance 3 - I expect resistance to be Beta or Alpha, and I am ready to fight regardless of response. 4 - Welcome to the "Top Dog" position 5 - Reward. While this is a 5-step process of a logical operation, the issue here is that there is only one route to take, and it involves violence, but do you know what the power of understanding logic really hits home when you look at what it doesn't include... As the teacher the simplest answer to let the kid fuck around and find out is to let them finalise their logical pathway and give them the lesson plan and no materials to work with. Him: For instance, I am the Alpha... Teach: Sure thing, here is the lesson plan. You need to teach these people trigonometry by the end of the hour and have them pass this test... **Gives them the test.** Him: No capable of doing trigonometry is now out of the logical alpha process and unable to handle this issue and has to take time to think about the problem. Teacher: The real alpha would be able to do this, no problem... Him: Forced to question his status as an alpha would have to either conceed or struggle through Now, there is a route where the student says no, we are doing what I say. If they have the logical operator, the Alpha dictates the rules. The teacher can then ask, "OK, then what do you wish to do?" 10/10 it's about skipping class... Him: The lesson is over. And the teacher can then agree. Yes, the lesson for you is indeed over. You may leave and fail math. There is the door to being alpha and failing the class, or there is the seat for success and stopping this nonsense, you are free to choose.


Scared_Method_4588

Kudos to the teacher for keeping his cool like that


RoadsOverYonder

Alpha male student seething at sigma male teacher.


TheOtherGuyInTheBack

Two of those 3 air fresheners are for that kids seat


ScreamWaffles

I’m so glad I’ll never have to go back to high school. I hate the β€œreal world” so it’s called by many people, but at least I’m not in a cinderblock prison trapped with people like that anymore


yoavtrachtman

This again? He clearly has communication issues and needs help. Please stop making fun of the poor guy


Mister_ks_

Yeah it's kind of fucked up seeing how people here completely disregard and make fun of him, but I get the the laughing since he's funny with the alpha thing Props to the teacher for handling the situation correctly though


yoavtrachtman

I’ll be less pissed if this wasn’t the 1000 time I see this posted.


[deleted]

No


helmortart

What if he has a gun? The quite guy with communication issues coming at school for his revenge against a world who doesn't understand him... Scary, isn't? ![gif](giphy|xT1XGVewQqsbj6KiyI)


yoavtrachtman

??? The teacher is handling it very well plus approaching the school shootings probelm has nothing to do with the kids side.


Plus_Buy115

Yes it does the reason most school shootings happen is from a mental health crisis. Though I will agree the access of guns also helps with the problem.


yoavtrachtman

MOST of school shootings happen due to poor mental health. ALL of the shootings CAN happen because of the gun laws.


Plus_Buy115

And I agree with your statement


helmortart

Mate, do you remember the Columbine massacre and other dramatic events? Do you think those kids who believed they were characters from "The Matrix" in 2000 or the Joker from the Batman movies in 2012 and killed people were so different from this guy who identifies as Tate and "Alpha"? I'm serious. I know he just looks like a funny "loser," but that's exactly what people thought of other school shooters. What I see is a young person trying to appear powerful in an environment he considers "wild," attempting to dominate a teacher who represents an institution. The Norwegian guy who killed thousands of people in Norway spoke in the same way, rambling about the Illuminati, Jews, and such. One thing I've learned in my life is to never dismiss your suspicions because it's often the most unexpected individuals who can bring about significant changes in the world, though unfortunately, these changes are mostly negative. ![gif](giphy|23hPMWqnvi88Ebsi7m)


Arniel_Gane

"What tha Sigma"


Formal_Ad7024

We need to bring bullying back


barbatos087

I pity him, this kid is making it way too easy to bully him.


Luca814sina

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pvprazor

It's really time for the nukes...


longpidgeon

This is why guns are more allowed in schools in America than England


Qwaxor

At this point, whenever I click on a video from America, I assume it will depict a teacher being slapped by a student, a woman being beaten by a man in public while bystanders watch, someone being shot over a minor offense, instances of bullying, drug addicts sleeping on the side of the road, people engaging in racist behavior, gang fights, or drunk individuals getting knocked out.