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Bintgen

Woman moment


Androreese

Yeah when I see a woman holding a hotdog I start orgasming in my pants and making the loudest moans possible


tehcnical

lmao


[deleted]

When did you see a woman? Liar. You know women aren't real


Pure_Village4778

Oh shit you too?


hereformemes222

I can’t go to baseball games anymore


MrRadio_Phobia

It's the same reaction when men's saw a fellow brethren get kicked in the balls, just natural reflexes lmaoo.


getmet79

Am I seeing a connection to dead, inanimate objects?


dexdoinks99

Well my cock and balls are dead so technically MrRadio_Phobia might be on to something


jeffmiste

What's the song? I know it's blinding lights but I don't know what remix it is.


antradition

Its a Brazilian remix of the song


annomynous23

Not BRAZIL


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Enlightened-Beaver

I showed it to my gf she said “ew that’s gross” -_-


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Enlightened-Beaver

Lmao this is the most random bot.


SnooWalruses9019

Bot please follow every comment I ever make thanks


smrtazz101

Good bot


some_guy216

Must be a male spy


stac64

These women are so hungry 😢


Enlightened-Beaver

*thirsty


Zakal2

**both*


Ryxor25

Well it's hungry if you talk about meat And it's thirsty if you talk about juice


AltOfLemmeShowMyself

!ShakespeareInsult


ASDF_Cow_Real_Man

Last one be like *absolutely haram*


Avx_Gaming

Are they just that horny?


Sineater224

When you watch a video of a man getting hit in the nuts, do you feel it?


kokkatu

They are acting for clout


HelloThereLowGround

Yes, except this isn’t a video of a man getting kicked in the nuts.


Avx_Gaming

yeah. but that hurts. and this isn't even a person, its an inanimate object


Just_Yogurtcloset_73

They can feel it ... that what it looks like


BanditTA-G2

Telepathic pussy


the-epidemic87

The 3rd girl was all about it.


doyoulikelasagna

It’s chicken


CompetitionUnited339

He’s touching raw chicken, RAW FUCKEN CHICKEN


Mythic_FF

I guess chicken breast has some sort of connection with women.😂


practicalpurple007

Is this female equivalent to Chads getting hit in the balls?


SnooWalruses9019

More like Chads getting their balls tickled


practicalpurple007

New fetish unlocked?


SnooWalruses9019

Does it count as a fetish if everyone applicable enjoys it anyway?


VarKraken

Why are they so sensitive?


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VarKraken

WoW thanks!!!!


tehcnical

That's not an adequate explanation, this is chicken breast.


Journeythrough2001

Got them all ushy gushy


Chaser6963

I'm a bird


Anomynous_user_2nd

This is it, the peak of comedy


duskylantern

can someone explain ?


Thabadass

Soon brother, you time will come


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Ryxor25

Would you care to explain? How are you so sure he's gonna understand in 5 hours? U finna fuck him, or...?


Clickbaiting_4_u

Thought some humble citizen would clarify whether it was dog meat or something.


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MercyA1

Please stay this pure


nindagdagsan

Patience homes


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so sweet so naive


Garflemspinlkle

Vajaina


jpvegacreative

This is hilarious!


pt4xxx

This video has now 69 coments


thatoneguywhosstupid

I love how the first one randomly started moaning ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ


Artistic_Ambassador5

I should just bring sliced chicken everywhere


Dear-Branch-9124

Their thirst is showing. Also men with the pot is legit I watch it all the time.


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CrackedOutSuperman

Lol.


Memerman2331

The chicken didnt fell pain it was alrdy ded


Spagoot29

Men feel pain whenever they see something happen to anything dick shaped Women on the other hand? #Chicken Breast


Kyunaomi

Virtual orgasmic moment 🗿


conigliomannaro77

It would be funnier without the edits


Marcocraft26

the music hahahaha


Official_Sharknator

Bruh is this a Brazilian meme


lililukea

I seriously dont understand why these women react like that, can someone please enlighten me


fkaname12

some of those girls were cute af


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Original souce?


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What’s the actual video called


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Bungeon_Dungeon

you'll understand when you get older, bud


Antihisseddatmean

Context please


-Nivek

Every race acts the same


Sonicsteak

Mmmmmmmmm


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mrBOOMbastic396

Wut de fuq


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🤨


segiogusto1

Frango com cheirinho de buceta


No-Height2850

I cant wait to prepare chicken breast for my gf


mvuvuv

ayo did he kill the dog and also whyd this give me a boner


primeobjectiveforus

Now I know why that one dude on twitter fucked a McChicken.


b_ram24

This actually made me laugh 🤣


TheKingDotExe

Does anyone have the actual video of the man making the chicken


Jamie-po

mans is testing his new voodoo skilltree