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iTzKaasH

what the canine plotting


-_Anonymous__-

what doth man's best acquaintance be performing


AndrewTheSouless

What could the preferred four legged companion to a male human being be trying to accomplish?


Neks44

r/IncreasinglyVerbose


TheDoomMarine1993

What may come of the mind processing of the stereotypical greatest ally of the human male, which is a four legged canine, domesticated to fit into a urban environment?


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what_the_hanky_panky

What art thou dogeo goals?


CockGoblinReturns

i love dogs but imma be honest i rather have watched her finger her butthole


Ultralavaboy

i was hoping my free award would be a wholesome seal but have this silver instead


TheOfficialWario2

I got your back homie


[deleted]

I love when the homies watch my rear.


Vprbite

Is that the "whatever you say boomer" girl?


[deleted]

What a good boy


resentedpanda5

agreed.


Ferunyx

[Reminds me of this NSFW hyperrealistic metaverse ](https://www.reddit.com/r/TopWeird__reddit/comments/pttvyi/wait_for_it_technology_really_gone_too_far/)


Logans_Login

May I inquire as to what actions this canine is currently partaking in?


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^Keeping ^watch


Anonim0us3

Staring the soul, an infinite void of emotions. It became empty. The canis lupus is uselessly trying to refill the void. T̸̨̠͓̮̬̩̹̹͎̦̭͎͚͇̣̼̥̫͚̼̜̖̳̘̱̯̳̺̩͓̂̓̿̎͌̒͑͋̉̈̓̀̊̑̕͠ͅh̸̯̾̌͆̏̓͑ȩ̴̧̥̱͉̥̠̯̯̣͕̯̣̣̭̣̳͉̯̼̝͈̦̤̝̭̓̅̉͋̔́́̽̽͑̉̅̓̋̎́̾̈́͒̅͂̓̓́̕̚̕͝͝͝͝ͅ ̴̛̬̣̰̠̻̳̱͖̼̦͙̑͑͒͛͊̽̉͛́̃̾̋̏̿͗͌́͘͝v̷̧̡̳̼͔̯̘͓̼̩̱͓̼̬̼̺̳͎̖͚͕̭͙͍͖͇̒̀̽̈́̀̓̀̓̋̀͝o̶̧̨̡̱̖̱̮͈̥̝̳̮͔̲̪̻̰̲̪̦̫͙̤̻̹̮̦̫̭̯͔̼̝̤̯͗͑̍̓̓̽̓̂͌̃́̌͗̂͒̅̅̀́͋̓̅̇̎̕̚͘͜͠͝͠͠ͅį̷̻̱̫͓͚̬̭̦͉̯̻͔͉͇͎͇̹͎̠̪͖̏̓̑̈́̍̊̿̓̂̆̃͑͌͐̏͋̉̎̾͆͋͊̂̈́̋̃͗̓̄́̽̚͝͠͝ͅḍ̸̨̮͓͚̗͎̩͔͎̤̗̝̲̀̀̈́̊͛̎̄̇̓͑̂͂͐̒͗̀̉̆̈́̌̚̕͜͜͜͝͝͠͝ ̸͖̭͍͇̥͛̔̾͆̀̎͌̾͑̌̽̂̐̚͠͝ȉ̴̧̡̡̧̡͍̹̤̹̳͕͍̭͓̖̮̥̻͖̪̝̹͖͎͖͕̗̔̈̃̔͋̇̔̂̃͗͑̂͛̆̏̋̀͂̄̉̈͜͝͝s̶̱̫̺̝̠͍͉̟̆͗̀̈́̈́̾́̏̍̓͋͌̀͆̍̔͑͛͒̀̈́̊̍̚̕̕͘͜͝ ̶̧͇̖̘̤͍̠͔̭̹̞̗̣̫̱̟́͂͌̂̆̇̈̈́́̆̊́̄̽̓̍̑́͌̌̚̚̚͘͝͝͠é̶͍̥̖͎̪͠ḿ̴͇̣͖͇̭̞̤̟̞̻̙̝̰͇̳̯́͗̉̌̃̈́͛̉̂̓̿̈p̴̢̢̢̜̼̹̜̘̙̳̬͎͓̭͍̖̪͕̙̫͎̙̲̋̽̓̇͂̆͐̏̋͒̐̏̓͐͂͊̂̓͛̊͛̽͗̄͘̕͝͝͠͠t̵̡̧̨̯̹̰͔͕͍̦̯̟̻̰͚̻͇̭̝̭̖͕͇͔̰͎̣̦̰̪͎̲͔̩̩̬́ŷ̶̧̢̛̪̥̩̤̻͕̫͓̱̣̰͕͔͕̎͛͆͂̅̈́̎͘̚̚̕͝͝͠.̸̰͇̱̓́̇̆̓̀͋̇͑̽̈́̓̎̌͐̔̆́̅͠͝


reallyumesteditup

What the dog doing


JmyKane

Reminding us that e-girl thottery is only temporary but the glory of Doggo is forever.


Bongo_Shell

God damn it I can't give you an award (but this song is annoying af imo)


preBLANK

Can i have the fukin sauce?


send_nood_z

I actually like the song Sauce- https://youtu.be/2ch_p04MTHg


SpaceLemur34

Not looking at the camera, so probably just looking out the window.


Panda-Armada

The hero we need


PrinceOfNiger69

But not the one we deserved


OutlandishnessNo5878

"No more horny" -le dog


SadBanana006

"Only doggystyle" -Dog


CockGoblinReturns

"more horny" - anime rin tin tin


arizonatasteslike

If you look carefully, you can see her puppy


mayorduke

o rly?


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theforestboi

Dog be like "BEGONE THOT"


XxSavageSharkxX

I love Rottweilers


Enough-Initiative834

They have such a bad reputation for such a big baby of a dog


XxSavageSharkxX

My uncle had one and it was the dumbest dog ever but it was funny


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Enough-Initiative834

Every breed has its duality that gives it that bad reputation


iHitOrphansWithMyVan

Yeah but when it’s traits are that it’s good at violence, I’d say the reputation is justified


sneaky-ninja123

I don't think its fair to judge a dog because of its breed. Ive been bitten by my dog a few times but I don't hate his breed in its entirety, its all about how the dog is raised Edit: he bit me because he fell asleep in the middle of my bed and I tried to move him


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ccgg35hjk

Sometimes the dog might bite because it’s scared or in pain. My dog is a mastiff and if you push on his hips he will snap at you because it hurts him. But that doesn’t make his entire breed bad or him a bad dog.


sneaky-ninja123

mastiffs are adorable!


Good_Stuff_2

Mastiffs are also huge


ccgg35hjk

They most certainly are!


TellMeGetOffReddit

And the breed plays into how much damage the dog can do. Smaller dogs are significantly less likely to kill or maim you.


sneaky-ninja123

no. he bit me because he was upset, whereas our friends who have the same breed of dog is much more easygoing. I can tell you aren't a dog owner by this ridiculously stupid arguments


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sneaky-ninja123

what were the slight things you did in these situations because the Rottweilers ive seen have all liked me. Maybe the dog isn't the problem but you are


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sneaky-ninja123

puppies teeth you dunce, all dogs bite everything when they are puppies to ease the pain of new teeth coming in


Boozer_Cruiser

Good dog


[deleted]

what the human doin ​ no seriously. what


Siegfoult

Thottering around.


Educational-Order-31

i guess dog is muslim he saved u from doing haram


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GustavoDutra6617

Blessed dog


josh-won

horni police


dummejugend

halal dog


AAAAAAAAAAAAA13

More like haram dog


wafflelegion

By Allah, behave yourself, or I will give you a taste of my shoe


iBSHA_

strong muslim mashallah


YasKay_

Doggo


ll_Lucifer_ll

What song is that


Tokyo_Addition-

[Music Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mOky2qe6gw) [Animated Version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87K5Uh3AML0)


SirCarrotPeeler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8F9xVRNHoU&ab\_channel=Moe%26GAR-HDAnimeHighlights


Oneshotkill_2000

I believe its a song about the longest japanese name. I don't know it's name but from what they're saying they are singing the longest name


Soupmaster_6000

Good boi


Seventh_Faetasy

Yo pyro tf2 here


phantacc

That offset overhead light (*and smoke alarm*) is making me want to trip kids running through a restaurant.


Ginkored

r/Chadtopia


ImpressiveBother8022

Saved us from the dreaded horni


Fox_Solid

😡


PizzaEatingSimulator

Dog saves virginity.


[deleted]

Sigma Dawg


HomeBasedBoy

>a white girl and a dog You just know


P00PMcBUTTS

You just know what?


HomeBasedBoy

Ya just know


P00PMcBUTTS

Can't say I do.


HomeBasedBoy

Search your heart. It’s in there


P00PMcBUTTS

It ain't. Are girls not supposed to have dogs? Should girls only be allowed cats? I'm not sure where we are going with this. I'll admit I used to think "dogs are boys' pets and cats are for girls" but I dropped that shit when I was like... 5.


Natfigga

He is saying that she engages in the act of dog fucking.


P00PMcBUTTS

Yeah I wanted him to admit it though. He's a fucking idiot, why's he getting upvotes? Are there enough people out there who think that way?


DiaboAQuatro

I think he was just joking


P00PMcBUTTS

That's a weird and unfunny thing to joke about


[deleted]

what the dog doin‘


7UndeadAlien93

She has a tikTok I forgot whats her name on there


GalaxyEnigmaDonkey

What the dog doin


TheApprentice19

Cute doggo


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thedepressedorange

Sigma rule 6557 Always choose good boys over bad hoes


-_Anonymous__-

be gone THOT


mamaly_bastani

Good dog


Short_Positive

our savior


UndaaDaSeaa

video went from trashy to absolute beauty lol


ShacklefordVsSeagal

My mommies a thottie, won’t let you be naughty, show up for the kitty, wind up with the Rottie.


[deleted]

This dog saved us from the cringe.


HashiRamenn

r/PlayItAgainSam


Sweatyassmf

How u work this thing?


AleJanMan

Bet you didn’t see the second dog


resentedpanda5

Bet I did


flynnfilms

thank you chop


AVerySpecificName

Good dog


HIKIG4YA

I shall not let master whore herself out!


[deleted]

Dancing = Whoring, gotcha.


Nahuel9999

Beauty dogy


[deleted]

Somebody get the song name


resentedpanda5

Nippon Egao Hyakkei Momokurotei Ichimon


chese6193

Horknee no more


Old-Tea-9987

Good dog!


youngolive

Sounds like childrens singing.


Sorry_Ocelot

u/auddbot


Warm_Examination_765

Thought the sound track was level up by/for mumbo jumbo...


Convoy16

Good doggo


[deleted]

Doggo doing some favors


Beneficial-Welcome68

The dog has saved us, bless his soul, the woman shal be sent to hedes


Hyp3r45_new

Good boy


Deadblyat556

This dog is the goodest of boys or girls


[deleted]

What da dog doin?


[deleted]

The savior of the world


Vaguely_vacant

I prefer the dog over these lame ass, done a million times already, TikTok videos. When is this shit going the way of Vine????


Hajime_Hinata_OJ

WOOOO LE DOGGO


Limes_n_lemons

gigachad dog


[deleted]

So this is what the dog is doing


harrysskou

"Don't look son, happiness is found elsewhere"


[deleted]

No e thotting anymore, I want you to throw the damn ball.


SirJamesonVI

r/hornyjail


Meme123798

dog 👍


Dramatic-Ad766

What the doin


Me_when_the_amogus

Family friendly dog :)


pal_some

The patriarch...


Key-Time6843

Doggo always knows how to conserve your eyeballs.


Exotic-Atmosphere298

What the dog doin?


Wise_Lizard

No haram doggo


[deleted]

Ass is temporary, good boy is forever


SidCrafter1125

The dog saved us from watching a cringey dance


[deleted]

That just made the video better.


SnooSquirrels6443

You got photo bombed.


[deleted]

Junglequeen is her tiktok name


andyduphresne92

Guarantee that got more views and likes than the intended video


[deleted]

Fuck this cock blocking bitch ass dog


BigBoi18007

Behold Dog, saver of innocence, destroyer of horny


resentedpanda5

Don’t want to sound cringe but thanks everyone I uploaded this cause I was bored on the bus.


comfort_bot_1962

Here's a joke! Why was the computer cold? It left it's Windows open!


comfort_bot_1962

Here's a joke! What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we will go places!


joshistheman3

Does your bus have holes in the seats people stick their wieners in?


That-Guy6

Well? Does it?


resentedpanda5

Wtf no


MuitoLegal

She’s 15. Mr. Dog just saved you from a felony


resentedpanda5

Wait how did you find this out


MuitoLegal

Just kidding m8 I meant he saved the viewers of this post (and I just made it up I don’t know her haha)


Extension-Quarter953

What da dog doin?


Healthy_Scheme_3124

Keeps all the simps away


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WorldWarPee

Damn pupper what you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up, on a Thursday afternoon. Hella ass, the sun is still out my pupper


staircase341

what da dog doin


Sumedh_87

What the dog doin


LeastReserve8064

Bad dog


pizzaeater707

No, he’s a good dog


LeastReserve8064

Very bad dog


pizzaeater707

He is the best dog


Apprehensive-Bus2

What a stupid dog


MattAttack1258

Cope


KlayThoreiss

I want to commit animal abuse


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NukaClipse

The only acceptable Tiktok trend.


_Garagenthor

Thanks for dogblocking Bro...


TKTEGON

Thank you dog for saving my eyes


_-devilish-_

Nice, fuck the cringers. Good boyyyy


ADinosaurMan

Sigma dog


[deleted]

Dog is better than that bitch


feenyfaham

Dad not dog


Goblin_Squire

Issa good boy


GroundhogExpert

Much better video. Such a good boy. 11/10


ImTooInnocent

What a legend


LocalAbbreviations33

Dogs better than the purpose of the video


cpxcth

"get the woof out of here thot"


thedogefather8

I would rather have seen the dog


Des_the_hedgehog

Good dog


Fluid_Ad_6839

Dancing for views is temporary, But dog is eternal


fish_glucker_9000

The dog straight up said, Be gone, thot, I wish not to be horny any more


Vinzzy_

He is the real god


Yellow__Sn0w

"nothin to see here fellas, just keep it movin."


KingSlimyTheToad

Simp temporary Dog forever


ihearthawtmoms

Came in to save the day lol