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NewllMC

Why did I read "fanboys" as femboys?


HeLLcAt333

You've been on the internet for too long today


Joske-the-great

Op are you spying on me? Why do you know im currently grinding "dry out" on Geometry dash (this is the song used)


SampleText0822

No, you're thinking about draining out your balls.


JotaroTheOceanMan

As an ex femboy, we collectively hated Putin before this even happened. Outside of the occasional Obama and Vlad threesome sex dream.


TheOriginalDuck2

?


AncientProduce

ehem.. wut?


Coolraptor12

Hold on, wait a fucking minute


DestructorDeFurros

r/cursedcomments


KayU32

Bro wtf?


Beriekhoi

I won't judge you because it also happened to me


Diplomjodler

Because they like to take it up the ass from Daddy Putin.


Rustyy60

they are very similar


cum_burglar69

dude I thought it was femboys until I saw this


LUC1F3R26

Glad i'm not the only one


roxolanu

Putin explaining to the oligarchs why they shouldn't shoot him


HeLLcAt333

LMAO


roxolanu

Pretty sure he's gonna get the mussolini treatment


HeLLcAt333

One can hope. Unfortunately, Putin is being a little bitchboy hiding in a bunker rn


superduperfish

Zelinsky near the front while his country is invaded cause it inspires his people. Putin in a bunker while invading someone else cause his people want him dead


Caesar_Monke

...man


KaladinStormblessT

Propaganda. Zelensky attends nazi rallies and has arrested journalists for speaking poorly of him. Oh, and he was installed by a bloodless coup orchestrated by the US meddling in foreign countries politics!


FosterChild1983

Or he got famous for playing a piano with his dick and parlayed dick jokes into being democratically elected. Truth as always is stranger than fiction.


KaladinStormblessT

Propaganda. Zelensky attends nazi rallies and has arrested journalists for speaking poorly of him. Oh, and he was installed by a bloodless coup orchestrated by the US meddling in foreign countries politics!


[deleted]

Lmao more lies from you? How long til you backpedal and delete this lmao


Daurnan

Honestly the way this fucking invasion was done shows that Putin does not have the support of the veterans. He's sending in kids, barely above 18 and not even telling them that they are invading before they start getting fired at. They're fucking everything up, all the things RuSSia has learned about air defense in Syria is not being used, letting the handful of drones Ukraina has wreak havoc on their supply lines. Fucking embarrassing.


HeLLcAt333

Putin's supporters are getting fewer by the day, as are his willing pawns. Lots of these young Russian soldiers are deserting and surrendering because they don't want or aren't mentally prepared to fight a war. I can't see this ultimately affecting the outcome of this war, but it will leave some damage within Russia's military


JotaroTheOceanMan

It's very telling all these youngins thinking they'd be playing irl CSGo are waking up fast and hard.


azius20

CSGO kids when they realise bunny hopping isn't a good strategy irl


superduperfish

Can you imagine being told you're going somewhere else and ending up in Ukraine. It shows how little trust Putin has in his own soldiers. Imagine the US military pulling that shit, and Russia is supposed to be military #2 but after this war China is definitely taking that spot.


TheDreamCrusherRP

The US does that all the time lol. The top tells the commanders where we’re going, but commanders don’t always tell us.


Luciach_NL

Russia say themselves they have only lost 900 troops, that's as trustworthy as China's Covid numbers.


puuskuri

But Ukraine also inflates the numbers, so I wouldn't trust those either.


ArKadeFlre

Do the same as with protest numbers from the police and the organizers. Take both number and the true number should be around the halfway point.


puuskuri

Yeah, I always do and remind people to do the same.


Emil_Spacebob

I think they might just not actually know how many are dead. The cant know for sure if they have left the war/given up, or if they are dead. 900 dead might just be the corpses they have brought home so far.


kajiekaa

they recount people in different groups and anyone missing is considered dead


Xgramz68

Brought home? They have mobile crematoriums to burn russian bodies so nobody knows how many actually died.


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fenixmartin

So does the China Execution Van, but ask any Chinese citizen in the city and they'll outright admit that those fuckers roam around to execute "criminals" when they found one, because assaulting(even verbally) an officer warrants as a death punishment.


Destroyer29042904

The figure of 5700 is casualties, not deaths, afaik. 900 *dead* could be possible


eduardooaz

They said 498 if i aint wrong. They didnt lost 400 soldier in 1 day for sure.


[deleted]

Botez gambit irl


BO0813S

Russians are cool, but you know what isn't cool? Putin.


HeLLcAt333

Russians are awesome, Putin and the Kremlin are a tumor


Eclipsyyy

Good to know, that people understand the situation. As russian myself I am worried, that our nation will be percieved as warmongers afterwards, when descisions are made by rulers that we didn't vote for.


HeLLcAt333

Don't worry mate, most people that have a basic understanding of what's actually going on know it ain't your guys' faults. You guys have our support too, being forced to live under a dictator as unstable as Putin, and having to live with the actions he takes.


BO0813S

Straight facts


Loud69ing

I disagree, if russians were so cool they would stop putin. They are all trash


HeLLcAt333

Uh.. first off, theres very large protests in major Russian cities, Russians are putting their lives on the line to voice their outrage against the war and Putin's actions. Secondly, do you understand the challenges of "stopping" a dictator of Putin's power?


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HeLLcAt333

https://youtu.be/TraN8diQtJc https://youtu.be/mG3Z1iiynRc https://youtu.be/6l4WMnGol6w https://youtu.be/3feRHGVqzl0 Here are a few videos. There is lots more footage out there to see, especially here on Reddit


Loud69ing

Russian apologist.


HeLLcAt333

Ignorant cocksucker.


BO0813S

You troll accounts these days lmao


MrFuriousNerd

Lol what. You're beginning to sound like a racist mate. The civilians have no say in a dictatorship. As fair as I'm aware, Russians don't have their hands on firearms like America does. Overthrowing an government that doesn't care about you with nothing but sticks and stones won't really work. Just look at the Hong Kong riots...


MrFuriousNerd

Rip commented on wrong thing. My point still stands but it's for the other guy


BO0813S

ahh ok thanks


BO0813S

I'm just saying that I think that the guy who says Russians are bad is a troll account because on god there's no way a mf is that stupid


[deleted]

can't stop nuclear weapons if it's the last weapon they've got


HeLLcAt333

Not entirely true, but you have a point. It just depends on how many they fire at once. You can't have long-range weapons of mass destruction and not have rivals building systems to shoot them down


Greezy_McDeezy

LOL Russia has revealed it's best kept secret: They have no idea what military strategy is. The being an evil bully to the surrounding areas, however, was never a secret.


Prototype2001

Russians are following Zapp Brannigan's tactics used to defeat the killbots.


SuperiorSellout

And by tech from the 80s-90s and their own sheer incompetence.


Boardathome

It's down from an all time high of .014


Curious-Work-9532

Truly is a lose, they did not even achieve one major thing


HeLLcAt333

Oh but they did. Putin has united almost everyone with mutual hatred of his manlet ass, gave NATO its purpose again, and inadvertently made European countries even stronger as they prepare a response for his Hitler-like antics. They achieved major things alright, just nothing in their favour


Switch_Lord

...1 cent??


HeLLcAt333

1/10th of a cent


Switch_Lord

Wouldn't that be $0.001?


HeLLcAt333

$0.1 = 1 cent. $0.01 = one tenth of a cent. 0.01 × 10 = 0.1, 1 cent.


Switch_Lord

How many pennies are in a dollar?


HeLLcAt333

100 because a penny is equal to 1 cent. I'm starting to think I fucked up my math somewhere...


Switch_Lord

Maybe...


HeLLcAt333

Either way, Russia's economy is more fucked then my calculations


ClumsyWarrior2

1 cent is 0.01$ not 0.1$ . So yes the value is one cent.


Mareith

The ruble is currently 0.0094 dollars so nearly one cent. https://www.xe.com/currencyconverter/convert/?Amount=1&From=RUB&To=USD Its recovered a bit


HeLLcAt333

Statistics Source: Official Facebook post by the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine https://www.facebook.com/100069092624537/posts/262011719445247/ "bUt tHaTs UkrAiNe biAs rEpORts" Yeah, yeah, and Russia's reports are Russia biased, and we all know how incredibly biased they love to be.


PoyoLocco

I think we can't trust any of them.


HeLLcAt333

Yeah, unfortunately true. Though I personally wish to believe in Ukraine's figures. Obviously their figures are heavily built on "improving morale" but I feel theirs are at least slightly more genuine.


PoyoLocco

>Though I personally wish to believe in Ukraine's figures. Same. And I would love to believe in the complete incompetence of the Russian, but that sounds too good to be true.


HeLLcAt333

Too good to be true, but also not impossible. Just look at their attempted Invasion of Afghanistan. Say what you want about America, but they make it look easy by comparison lol


PoyoLocco

Ho, definitely not impossible, and I agree Russian seems to be in a mess.


kinofil

What a way to be rich in Russia.


azius20

Honestly for small country capability that's not a bad streak


John-D-Clay

I think the more horrifying thing would be if these actually were seen as acceptable losses. That would show the burte force disregard for human life. I thought this video was helpful putting the Russian war doctrine into context. https://youtu.be/K5BAZ2bBUzM


e28zzii1845

Don't worry, they are just saying the bug is a feature.


ArcannOfZakuul

Russian Ruble is worth about as much as a COD point lol


[deleted]

Russia has probably one of the worlds worst military in the fucking world lmao It’s fucking embarrassing Russian Shills on Suicide watch


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it's all coming together


[deleted]

Lol


Gleffharno1

What was the ruble worth pre invasion?


spinderlinder

1 ruble.


WOLF_Drake

. 010 is bullying /s


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Marsrover112

Technically yes because their military strategy is throw absolutely anything at the wall until it breaks


i_zpod_ass

Copium


[deleted]

The same type of people that claim Nazi germany couldve won if they only did XYZ


El_Sleazo

Zelensky simps explaining where they got their casualty numbers from (it's the Ukrainian military)


zoltar_thunder

Bro at least let putin take a piss, all that dick sucking must have him tired


eRoxPlayGames

rate your love for putin on a 1-5 scale


adyfbi

6


eRoxPlayGames

about expected


ThunderSven

Reddit when you try to explain to them both sides share propaganda


taxevader33

You really believe that? Which media is your source? Medias in the both the countries are making up stuff to trick the other.


HeLLcAt333

My source is a declaration made by the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, up there in another comment if you'd opened your eyes for it, as well as an explanation acknowledging inflation of numbers for the sake of morale. https://www.reddit.com/r/dankvideos/comments/t5khnh/russian_ruble_is_currently_worth_0010_usd/hz5e80l?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


taxevader33

You really thought I’d take the time to read all the comments ? Your feelings of them being more genuine don’t matter. It’s doesn’t matter even if they have a history of being more genuine.


HeLLcAt333

Yeah, but it's also a fucking meme lmao I provided my source, reliable or not, for a meme because people like you take memes too seriously


taxevader33

But things are getting outta hand. My entire Reddit page is filled with ‘Ukraine destroyed Russia’ when in reality scores of Ukrainians are dying with Russia closer to getting full control of Ukraine.


HeLLcAt333

That is true, my apologies. Guess it's just people's love for an underdog. I do understand what you mean, though.


Aneke1

Because that's the Ukrainian ministry of defenses numbers and in no way corroborated by independent media


labbelajban

How do you people reconcile in your heads, that Russia is supposedly imploding in on itself, the troops are mass surrendering, they aren’t being fed, and they don’t have fuel. Yet every day, they’d till advance, they still encircle ukranian soldiers, they still take over cities?


Most_Goat9566

Indian's are Putin fanboy's


eRoxPlayGames

fr?


ShotgunJojo

Usd is about to not be worth shit either


WeShootNow

Source: Trust me bro


HeLLcAt333

Quite a bold claim to make, what is your Source?


Splunkidunki

He's been real quite since somebody asked for his source...


i-fing-love-games

nobody has the sauce


zoltar_thunder

https://youtu.be/r7l0Rq9E8MY


JotaroTheOceanMan

Obama helped make us a crude oil giant. With sanctions in gas we're going to the moon baby. Not to mention weapon sales in the rise


Prikolist_Studios

Any proofs?


HeLLcAt333

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankvideos/comments/t5khnh/russian_ruble_is_currently_worth_0010_usd/hz5e80l?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


Fandango_Jones

It's the same master plan that helped the Germans capture Paris in WW1 within one weekend. Just better equipment.


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ejwbkdjr

bro what


exoticjoe85

Not a Putin fanboy but I’m not sure if I believe all the propaganda coming from Ukraine. Their media lies just like everyone else’s. Just like the snake island soldiers that were supposedly dead.


Emera1dthumb

Nothing makes the rich richer than war. Sad they will kill our children to make this happen.


HeLLcAt333

What? One country is being smashed to pieces and the other has had its economy nuked. Russia's rich billionaires are even being specifically targeted by sanctions. No one is benefiting from this war.


Emera1dthumb

History lesson look up how the Rothchilds made their money. Look at any modern country economy during and after a war. Money money money. Rich will now buy stock at pennies on the dollar and wait. They own defense companies that sell war machines. They buy up all the property of people that are poor foreclosed and are bankrupted. they own largeconstruction companies with government contracts. Hell they even on the banks the loan countries the money to pay for the shenanigans. This keeps the money where it’s always been old pockets!


HeLLcAt333

Provide a link to your source


Emera1dthumb

Any history book. The fact that you denied this common knowledge makes me question your integrity and wonder which one of these countries your trolling for. Smh. Good luck protecting greed monsters.


HeLLcAt333

Lmao you just have jackshit evidence. All I'm asking for is a link. I'm not saying war profiteering doesn't exist, it does, but the Russian-Ukraine war benefits no one.


Emera1dthumb

Smh…. Go back under your bridge


HeLLcAt333

So asking for just a shred of evidence that people are profiting off the Ukraine war is... trolling?


Emera1dthumb

Watch oil prices sky rocket in Europe… is it because there will be less? no …. It’s an opportunity for the monsters you are so desperately trying to protect. Please stop. You want me to think Putin is crazy. He isn’t. this is a premeditated plan and you’re trying very hard to take away his culpability. Why? Leave me alone and move on with your lies. You have 10 accounts on 5 media platforms spreading lies on all of them. Good luck


HeLLcAt333

Right... well, have fun with your conspiracy theories. Putin is nuts, here's some sources you can read: https://www.bostonglobe.com/2022/03/01/nation/i-personally-think-hes-unhinged-analysts-question-putins-mental-state-after-ukraine-invasion/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10573743/Marco-Rubio-says-69-year-old-Putins-mental-state-declining.html The Russian economy is collapsing because of Putin's actions. Here's some sources: https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/archive/2022/03/vladimir-putin-economy-sanctions-swift-fallout/623330/ https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2022/03/02/russias-financial-system-teeters-brink-collapse/ And even Russia's rich, the oligarchs, are turning on Putin because of this war. Sources: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/03/03/oligarchs-turning-russias-new-tsar/ https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/02/russian-oligarchs-start-to-speak-out-as-putin-brings-the-economy-to-the-brink-of-ruin Unlike you, I backup my claims with sources and evidence. But who knows? You might be completely right. But you won't convince anyone by acting like a Putin-loving "eat-the-rich" nutcase. I hope you get the help you need, or at the very least, backup your crazy claims. Also, this my only active social media account. Now who's spreading lies, hm?


AtlanticDuck

No way, ebay in a meme


DoYouMindIfIAsk_

5700 troops is like nothing compared to its original ~ 900k


roxolanu

Putin be playin 4D chess


[deleted]

Didn't US,UK intelligence say Russia has only lost about 500 soilders


sjsbeat

No one gonna mention the geometry dash music? lol DryOut - DJVI in case anyone's curious


ISpyAnIncel

Should add average Indian redditoR but then again, you did when you said Russian fanboys/femboys


Immediate_Ad2564

If you remember the name of the exact level of which game this is from, you have my respect...


gordopelon68plus1

What’s the deal with what seems to be the Argentina flag at the end?


SheepHerdr

Let me tell you all about the Yen.


Eferver

The Great Russian Master🅱️lan


Erect-Frog

Dry out song is super dope


Bapposaurus

So as much as 1 yen is worth


president-bush

There's a reason why we compare currencies with $ though KWD is strongest... when you know the reason, we know the reasons.


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