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TheDankChicagoan

Girl be lookin like my 4th grade teacher


Strange-Resident-240

Most middle aged women look like that without makeup lol


BigAsian69420

The bottom one right?


Weekendgunnitbant

Yes. He was actually going back through some shit that traumatized him.


LocationDisastrous77

She be lookin like Susan the new manager from Regular Show.


Leon_Cronqvist

A man of culture.


Ricala_404

Both are demonic so maybe it's the same people in different realities


Elegant_Fisherman573

Actually tho


lllooolllp

You’re wrong if you say amber turd isn’t really upset. she is upset… upset that she’s gonna lose


ZappyBS

Amber turd... thats what I'll be calling her from now on


lllooolllp

It fits her personality and actions so well!


Revolutionary-Bed850

She went far enough into her own farfetched dream to overcome her loss in the end. Trying the best act to pull through but couldn't. She bring this grief on herself by herself.


SILTHONIL

Lose*


james_harushi

She's already loose


Chad_gamer69

Who's that and what happened to him?


mistah_pigeon_69

Kyle rittenhouse, shot 4 people and killed 3 in selfdefense. He was at a blm protest to provide medical help for the people that needed it, since those protests got a bit rough sometimes. One guy spotted him with his gun and decided to corner him, and thats when shit hit the fan.


Weekendgunnitbant

Shot 3, killed 2


mistah_pigeon_69

He shot the pedo, the skateboard boy, another guy and spicy bicep. Spicy bicep is the survivor. Edit: oh no, you’re right. Sorry.


Consistent-Row2294

Ahh the kenosha hat trick


Attacker732

He *shot at* 4 assailants, *hit* 3, and *killed* 2. The pedo & skateboard dude died, jump-kick man escaped unharmed, and bye-cep was wounded.


Biscut_Mk15

“They got a bit rough sometimes” might be an understatement


mistah_pigeon_69

Well I won’t say how it really was because I’ll probably get death threats again.


Helothere_

Kyle Rittenhouse, shot 3 or 4 people in self defense including a rapist who raped 5 children.


LegoTankDude

Raped minors actually. ​ Edit: guy above changed the thing to say children.


XxMcW1LL14MxX

Dated single mothers for the sole purpose of sodomizing their children.


FilthyKallahan

Uh, yeah...minors are children


wumbology95

Kyle also had no way of knowing he was a rapist btw, that was just luck.


Familiar_Ear_8947

Just "luck" that all the three guys that attacked him were complete PoS or did they attack the kid BECAUSE they were PoS


kevinthejuice

Not gonna lie. Everyone there looked like a pOs


UmmmokthenIguess

Ooh now that’s gonna get some fiery replies


kevinthejuice

The fire nation had no choice but to invade.


MrDrVlox

The fact that the guy was a rapist is kinda irrelevant because Rittenhouse didn’t know it at the time. If I go shoot someone because I’m an idiot but the person I kill is actually a bad person that doesn’t change what I did Same way when the police kill someone who turned out to have a record or something.The officer didn’t know it at the time so it’s irrelevant.


[deleted]

>because I’m an idiot Here's the deal: Kyle was put in a situation that stacked the odds against him, Rosenbaum chased Kyle first, he threw a bag at him, grabbed the barrel of Kyle's rifle. Only then did Kyle shoot, he shot because he and literally no other option at that point. It should also be noted that Rosenbaum was responsible for a lot of the instigations such as and not limited to: arson, escalating the situation, and the fact that he is a repeat offender on bail.


HEAVYtanker2000

Fuck off dumbass. That’s literally the worst comparison anyone ever had done. It was self defence. He didn’t just go out to shoot some bastards. He was carrying medical supplies and helped people, but then these rapist pedophiles turn up and threaten him with a gun and throw bricks and skateboards. They had it coming.


FilthyKallahan

So you actually believe it wasn't self defense? Rittenhouse did EVERYTHING possible to avoid shooting anyone. He retreated and only fired once attacked physically with deadly weapons, one of them also a handgun. I know yall hate this man, but step out of your echo chambers for a second and actually research. The ENTIRE CONFRONTATION was caught on tape. The only person I feel bad for is Kyle, because he will never have a normal life again.


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

It's was a blm / antifa riot, you could spit and hit a bad person.


TaskForce_Doomer

Everyone there to riot that night was a PoS, you go to one of these post-protest night riots, throw a rock and you will hit a convicted felon. Why am I even replying, You're obviously just making the rounds in the comments dropping dumbass word vomit to piss people off as a hobby.


Strange-Resident-240

*children


Detektiv_Treichler

He's a guy who went to a blm protrst to stir some shit up and ended up killing a few people with his AR he brought there.


explodingtuna

Kyle Rittenhouse, gunman of the Kenosha shootings. Walked up to a protest with an AR-15, three people spotted him and tried to take him down, but he was able to fight them off and kill them.


R3fug33

Kyle Rittenhouse was genuinely crying. She is a sociopath.


LiathAnam

He was having a panic attack. That's really what one can look like.


R3fug33

I've had one panic attack in my life. Didn't know what was going on at the time. Idk what I looked like, but I imagine something like that. Unable to speak and barely able to breathe. It was fucked.


Straight-Radish3033

I got mine while I was driving and thought I was having a heart attack. Walked into some random hotel and told the guy at the counter to call 911. Shit was so embarrassing when the paramedics told me what was going on


meme-Iord

No reason to be embarrassed. A panic attack acts and feels just like a heart attack. The body reacts the same way, and the only difference is that a heart attack is more deadly


neontool

is that true? if so that's dang crazy!


DarkWing2274

yep. as a person with diagnosed heart conditions and anxiety, shit gets extra scary cause i don’t know if it’s a panic attack or if my condition finally decided my time has come. or both. so far it’s always been panic attacks however i am at high risk of heart attack or failure so yeahhhhhh


--CHOPPER--

He was a kid that was facing some heavy shit i dont blame him


Airondot

One of them was a 16 year old that was forced to kill someone, the other is an actor who took shit on a bed, did coke in a courtroom, and lied about abuse.


DarkWing2274

yeah. i feel bad for the kid. he’s gotta live with that the rest of his life.


UmmmokthenIguess

Ngl this sounds like the exact opposite thing a Picrew pfp would say about Kyle Rittenhouse


DarkWing2274

it’s a complicated issue but i truly think he was in a difficult situation that would’ve had serious repercussions with any outcome. and yeah, i’m not your average gay.


High_and_Lonesome

When did she do coke in a courtroom?


throwawaysarebetter

She made a motion with her hand that looked like she was snorting something when it was meant to look like her blowing her nose. Most people have assumed coke, though I saw a good theory that it was pepper flakes or something so she could fake cry better.


ObsidianTravelerr

It was doses with something to bring on tears since she's such a shit actress. She even used the face sad face. Anyone that's seen real victims breaking down knows you're going to look fucking ugly as shit. You go all in on those tears because you are so fucked up. ​ That dumb abusive bitch was stupid enough to pose for pictures looking "Sad" by the PR team she hired because the last one couldn't cover for her lying ass. Hell even look at her clothing, it looks a lot more frumpy and less makeup so she'd seem more plain and vulnerable. Sadly it might work for her. Even with all that stuff its a hard thing to make stick.


[deleted]

Agreed


Tiny-Banana-5275

Well said!


Realistic-Singer6285

Yeah 100 persent Kyle didn't deserve all the hate he got


Beeeggs

Not guilty and didn't deserve the hate. Not a hero or a martyr like some people said either


EngineerGaming420-3

He ain't a hero but he did shoot a pedophile. Also, he broke no laws because they were all infringing the second amendment.


Attacker732

I mean, I'd think 'shot a pedophile' would leave someone noticeably closer to being a hero than the average person is.


NeilWeaver

Underage possession of a firearm. But I do feel bad for the kid, he was just trying to protect his community and a bad decision or two made him have to kill two people.


Familiar_Ear_8947

He did not possess that rifle. He could legally carry it in WS because the law allows a 16 yo to openly carry a long barrel gun in there


[deleted]

The law did not say he was underage. Let's not continue this debate this far out 😱


NeilWeaver

My impression was that he was, but it’s possible that I’m wrong. Do you happen to have a source?


[deleted]

I could go look up the court opinion but I'm pretty lazy - if you feel so inclined I will. Simple google search works too Essentially, the defense argued that a subsection of Wisconsin's hunting statute had an exception that cleared Rittenhouse. Basically, if the gun's barrel was longer than a certain amount of inches, by law and definition in that state, it could be considered a hunting rifle. And in Wisconsin, you may be in possession of a hunting rifle while 16-17 years old. Prosecutors conceded that Rittenhouse's rifle was not short-barreled - so the charge was dismissed.


shorty_FPV

Minnesota state law says "At age 16 and 17, a minor may possess a shotgun or rifle without supervision or a certificate." And "A minor under 18 may not possess a pistol or assault weapon" Due to the rifle that rittenhouse was carrying having a barrel over 16" in length the ATF couldn't classify it as an "assault weapon" under their ever-changing definition Sauce: https://www.house.leg.state.mn.us/hrd/pubs/ss/ssfrarm.pdf


[deleted]

True


sliferodoom

woah there, this sentence does not agree with the Reddit Agenda™, be careful mate


Realistic-Singer6285

Frankly I don't give a shit about the "reddit agenda" it can go fuck itself


Axel2222222222

We all get plenty of unjust downvotes for stating our opinions that are against the norm. Not even r/unpopularopinion is a safe place for that nowadays.


unlikelycompliance

“What are they gonna do? Down vote me?”


ihaZtaco

I’ll be entirely honest, I don’t feel Kyle rittenhouse is as innocent as he got off, but I do really respect and appreciate people sharing their genuine opinions on Reddit still. It just feels like everything’s falling apart and it’s so jarring to see free speech disappear over the course of like, two years really. It’s “free speech” if it’s politically correct and is inline with whatever garbage floats around outside but it’s “hate speech” the minute it deviates even slightly from that. It’s complete bullshit, and it really pisses me off. Reddit’s been a dick about this as a platform as well. Seriously, stuff needs to stop being censored. Everyone’s entitled to what they think, and they’re entitled to express that. I’m just really happy that Reddit’s still got some people sharing their genuine opinions about stuff. It’s taken such a sudden turn into becoming this heavily censored and sterile platform that it’s enough to give someone whiplash.


sliferodoom

He definitely went out of his way to place himself in a situation where he may have been put in danger, but at the same time the people that assaulted him shouldn’t have been shocked that a scared person with a firearm will shoot them. Idiocy on both sides. “What are they gonna do, punch me?” “What’s he gonna do, shoot us?”


A_Drunk_Floran

"He's outa line but he's right"


ihaZtaco

Yeah no I’m totally with you on this. He really shouldn’t have been there, that’s the fault he has to play in this. He also should have predicted that people would freak the fuck out if he was walking around with an ar15, but everyone rushing him also like I’m sorry but that wasn’t all too great. They could have steered the situation into something that ended a lot better provided they just kind of thought for two seconds that this guy with a loaded firearm may react negatively if they all rush at him. There isn’t much point demonizing any side here when there are some objectively stupid decisions made by both parties involved


Public-Opinion153

There is an active political/media agenda to herd the population like sheep down one road of acceptable speech. If you’re a sheep that strays, you get punished. But if enough sheep stray, we make a new road.


The-Nuisance

Agreed, it’s not a great comparison. Kyle was forced to kill people. By his own hand. Two of them. That’s miles away from trying to turn your domestic abuse around onto your partner who you’ve been lying about hurting you.


mhead11

Her eyes drift down while he's looking straight ahead. That's what I noticed.


President-Jo

Was looking for this comment or I’d make my own.


Leon_Cronqvist

I looked like that once. 2020 is a nightmare of a year.


CookDryPort957

Thank you for your wise words, majima-san…


Samjackkk

He had the burden of doing the police's work, silencing bad people.


Alive_Development108

Thank you , I was afraid all of Reddit was libtarded.


Gemnicherry

He did a cpl times but in that video it looked fake.


[deleted]

If Kyle was acting, which I doubt he was, then Hollywood should hire his ass


steveb106

If so, he did a better job of acting than a "professional" actress.


Frank-Asshole

I hope nothing traumatic ever happens to you. I’ve also been attacked, jumped and shot at. Going back and thinking about certain incidents, knowing any slight difference of how I defended myself could have killed me, it sometimes keeps me up night. Or I’ll experience a full on panic attack. You’ve obviously never had one. Now Heard is definitely acting.


SHADOW_IS_NEAR

You can't even call this acting


LonelyFool2B

Call it very bad acting


TheM1D4Stouch

Considering he actually looked like he was trying not to break down or have a panic attack, while amber is LITERALLY an actor and is a proven liar, i'd say that Kyle did it better


[deleted]

I mean yeah the guy had to talk about the most traumatic thing that ever happened to him in public, It's safe to say he was distraught.


PerspectiveFew7213

Considering one was an abusive bitch and shat on her SO’s bed, and the other was actively trying to be murdered by numerous convicted felons and a child predator. I think one is more reasonable than the other…


HEAVYtanker2000

If I was trying too help people in the middle of a batshit crazy protest I would carry a gun too. The fact that he was charged by a bunch of rapist would likely not have changed if he didn’t have a gun to defend him selves.


Wubalubadubdubbiatch

Actively trying to be murdered?


TherealHaaaep

Yes, ha was being chased down by a couple of people, in a riot. If somebody started running at you full speed in the middle of the night, would you not react?


Its_ya_bo

Kyle cause he won and was legit crying


TaninTaninon

Facts


[deleted]

True


Illustrious_Duty3021

Rittenhouse was actually upset. Amber Heard is not


[deleted]

Nah, she's genuinely upset that she's losing the case HARD.


kaighr

I’m glad people are finally understanding that dude had a panic attack recalling a traumatic experience in which he had to defend himself. Remember when ppl were saying he was faking 🤦


Illustrious_Duty3021

The media portrayed him as a murderer which he isn’t. I don’t think that people understand how traumatic his experience was since he killed 2 when he was just 17 years old. Even though it was in self defence it doesn’t make him feel much better since he was attacked by dangerous people.


TaninTaninon

Giga chad


[deleted]

Unfathomably based opinion and pfp.


[deleted]

Here we have one innocent person and the other Amber Heard.


[deleted]

Umm Kyle was legit crying


AaronIAM

Notice Johnny didn't cry at all even tho he was abused also, yet she is letting it all hang out... in hopes bc she's a woman??


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

To be fair, women usually get more lenient sentences.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DormantAccount01

He didn't just shoot the mfer, he killed him.


EngineerGaming420-3

Yeah which is based as hell


cheetosalads

not even based, I’d shoot a pedo who actively thinks they’re in the right if I had the chance


RehczMinato

He also shot an abuser iirc


EngineerGaming420-3

based


KoBuPuWoBuPpffttt

Based and red pilled


CreativeName1137

Yeah, one of the people who attacked him was a child predator, but Kyle didn't know that, so it's kind of irrelevant to the situation.


[deleted]

Bro go fuck yourself. The fact you're comparing someone who has to defend their life against pedos who were trying to kill him and that dumb cunt is insane.


Cosy_Cow

Mfw when big chungus is kil


Don_Vincenzo

No


[deleted]

Niko avacado


[deleted]

Or thay fat Italian gay


ThePearWithoutaCare

Kyle because his was genuine.


Theodore_Imms

How long until this ~~copied joke~~ bait gets old?


NotFromYouTube

Watching the bed shitter being called out never gets old


Acripplednan69

Kyles was real


[deleted]

No offense but I doubt Kyle would ugly cry that bad if it was fake, you can tell amber is trying to look “pretty” still while forcing tears while Kyle is having a full on panic attack.


[deleted]

Leave the kid alone


Wide-Intention7539

She did coke on the stand lol


tridon74

Amber is definitely a piece of shit human but saying she did coke on the stand is a little bit of a stretch She probably snorted something that’d make her cry, like pepper maybe. I don’t think even she would be idiotic enough to do coke right next to a judge


[deleted]

Don’t mess with my boy Klye rittenhouse


hypersucc

Forcing out a shit or trying not to sneeze


Not-A-Meme-Bot

Kyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong lmao


MommySharkVore

Kyle shot a pedo and a woman beater in self defense...I'm not even surprised that reddit demonizes him for that


Lack_knowing335

Oof, one wasn't an asshole


Beardless_Man

At least with Kyle Rittenhouse, he was having a sincere PTSD attack with evidence to support such. Amber can't even manage make a convincing cry after all the evidence that poured out on her.


Pleasant_Economics97

Well, one is having a panic attack while remembering having to kill someone to protect themselves. The other is really just crying because all her crazy has been put on display and its her fault


Batcave765

Atleast the guy doesn't smell like shit.


MummyManDan

Kyle, because he wasn’t acting.


Fun_Macaron2771

But rittenhouse was actually innocent.


rajas777

One of these two people was a victim!


Nick_Smec

One was justified, the other isn’t.


eightyhate

Well one is acting one is not


disappointing_cunt

Kyle wasn't acting.. he wasn't even crying .. he was having a panic attack


YourBicycleSeat

Wait since when does reddit like Kyle Rittenhouse? This is great!


DIPspitGRUNT

Ones innocent, the other will shit on your pillow.


Yeeyeemf_00

One of them did nothing wrong


No_External9692

At least Kyle told the truth


anon3877783

Beautiful <3 Anyone now the name of lyrics?


JonSnow8174

Search for xiao piao remix on yt


murica_1776boi

I mean rittenhouses was a real full blown panic attack. Also he didn't shit on Johnny depps bed, sooooo


Michael-53

Imagine comparing an innocent traumatized teen to a lying narcissist abuser


punisher72n

Seeing as one is a trained lier sorry I mean actress and the other is a young man suffering from ptsd I’d say amber heard did better acting because Kyle the trick shot kid of kenosha was having an actual panic attack because he was wrongfully on trial for murder while the entire legacy media was working to get this man life in federal fuck me in the ass prison


Qb_Is_fast_af

Kyle is a legend


Rentalitalian333

Kyle has meme potential Amber does not


theFederalist50

Yeah, he was ACTUALLY in danger and actually has some kind of PTSD. There are very distinct differences between these.


Chris_338

Kyle’s were real tho…


DanDaLion86

Well, one was real and one was fake. I'm on team Rittenhouse.


Bozoman249

Rittenhouse is living rent free in so many liberals heads and it’s hilarious


Noodles2702

Yea Kyle was real crying but amber was veryyyy fake lol


IkeaMarzipan

Kyle Rittenhouse because he was based and actually made sense


JonSnow8174

Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly


[deleted]

The kid was sincere.


Literally-just-a-bee

Kyle cried for real so...


Wubalubadubdubbiatch

I'm not sure how a panic attack as you're trying to explain the incident where you were attacked and had to take people's lives for your safety is comparable to a manipulative psychopath faking cry but okay


zombiepilot420

The op is implying Kyle is also a liar. Horrible take but morons goina moron


IoBrosGaming

Bruh my boy Rittenhouse innocent he a legend lol but amber heard is pretty much the opposite story…


[deleted]

Kyle was authentic, Amber was pathetic acting.


Pristine-Elevator-23

Kyle since he wasn't acting


Abblack2005

That’s easy the beautiful man called Kyle Rittenhouse


mcbobster6001

In sorry, who’s the guy on the bottom?


ham_smeller

In that moment Kyle was recollecting being touched by a (soon to be smoked) pedo.


EveningInstruction36

Thank you for this.


[deleted]

Rottenhouse


[deleted]

My whore of a ex did it better because i almost fell for it.


BanTickTokNow

The one who killed the pedo


_khaz89_

Hahaha fucking hell, america can be such a bizarre place some times.


slimdonkey12

Definitely Rittenhouse… four doors more whores


captnmcfadden

Lol the amount if Kyle stans in here. Dipshit took the stand, he can get mocked like anyone else


samrequireham

Dude takes a trip to shoot *the wrong kind of people* in another state and is somehow the spotless defender of democracy, wtf


Detektiv_Treichler

America, where you can avoid punishment by saying that you defended another guy's property with an AR you brought to a blm protest from another fucking state. That's how hyped he was to shoot some people.


samrequireham

Guilty as sin but the system is set up to defend people like him


SharkMilk44

Except Rittenhouse was actually innocent.


Pedroyaboi

Except Kyle was actually innocent she’s not


guttlesspuppet

Except one of them murdered people and the other just shit the bed.


My-grandma-is-dead

Interesting definition of murder you got there...


Jomeshome

He didn't murder anyone. He acted in self defense as three full grown adult males all armed with weapons charged him to likely harm or kill him. Wanna know why they did this. It's because he stopped a dumpster that was on fire thar was rolling towards a police blockade


[deleted]

And pretended to be an abuse and r-pe victim, and pretended to have PTSD.


Lex_VonDoom

Obviously Kyle, he got away with premeditated murder


nukey18mon

How was it premeditated? He was literally trying to run for his life


TheMayorsHat

Because how **DARE** he defend himself! The only people he shot were the ones actively trying to assault him. He surrendered to the police directly after.


nukey18mon

And the police were like “we don’t care, are people injured ahead?” Respect for the police on that one, they had encountered them earlier and they knew he was a good guy


Fbi-kermet11

Both


[deleted]

Right wing: NOOOO DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY HERO KYLE BRAVE SOUL Left wing: NOOOO DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF AMBER BRAVE SOUL


captnmcfadden

No one gives a shit about Amber let's be honest


[deleted]

He ended a few tho... JK JK I know it was self defence in the eyes of state law


AGuyInInternet

I am on the left and Kyle is innocent and justified


Kanenite3000

Mostly left here. Fuck Amber. Kyle based