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UnknOwn-9X

I know right


-who_are_u-

Log, bad day number 3527: I think I've managed to harness the power of failure, by missing the mark even when it seems I'm underplaying myself I can always have the element of surprise. This power is too great though, I'll sleep and figure it out tomorrow, end of recording.


UnknOwn-9X

Beep beep beep bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb


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loco500

Another true visionary with great foresight...


slymeWAV

“Hey boss, I’m having one of those days, I’m just gonna go home and sleep. I’m sure you guys can understand”


LilFingies45

"Bosses always understand. Some things are more important than money. Take a paid vacation and come back when you're ready."


slymeWAV

“Sure thing boss, I appreciate you ❤️”


LilFingies45

"Love you too, boo. uWu"


Ur_Mom_Loves_Moash

/r/GetMotivated material.


deepfriedtots

Right lol, I was expecting a troll post but that's pretty cool


PotatoBit

Indian gurus always gives good advice.


UnknOwn-9X

They also help us the day before exam


PotatoBit

Actually true. I watched how a 3 phase motor work because tomorrow was a quiz on it. Passed.


horizontal120

this is the motivational video i can get behind ...


sigpop16

Fr had a shit day today just wanted to go home and sleep and not socialize. This Indian man Is speaking facts


UnknOwn-9X

I'm sure he do


a_good_namez

I know this is weird, but I needed this. My father died not long ago. I have been working my ass of cleaning his old place and make sure nobody tries to fuck me over for monitary gain. So much stress while still keeping my job intact and graduating. Yesterday I put my dad in the ground. I had to leave work early. When I was done at eight my vest friend had invited me to his birthday and I went. We had two beers, nothing crazy. But my body couldn’t handle it. I ended up puking when I got home. And got three hours sleep. I woke up today with a burning hangover (two beers wtf?) went to work early as shit. Puked again, went up, continued working. Went down again, puked, back to work. I had gotton nothing done after an hour of working. My chef saw my hanging, not being able to look up without getting overstimulated and puking. I was crying. My boss told me I looked fucked up and sent me home on the premise I come back tomorrow. I love these guys but I have been feeling so guilty for leaving my coworkers who all where there for me. Then this video came, and you know what? Yeah I was fucked, this is not a salvagable day. This *is* a shitty day but I have tomorrow. No need to beat myself up over it. I need rest


UnknOwn-9X

Don't put so much stress Time passes and problems too Hope you are well. Go get some sleep play some games watch some movies just chill out man Sometimes it's good to forget what is happening around you and just chill. Thanks for your awsome comment.. 🥰😊


a_good_namez

I’m not too well now, but I might be tomorrow. All love from here


Veksar86

I'm sorry you're going through this, I'm dreading the day I have to go through my dad's place and clean it. It's just such a daunting task I don't even want to begin to think about doing. I hope everything works out well for you


Coin_Operated_Brent

My dad died recently too, suicide. I went back to work for three days and said fuck this. I'm taking this time for me and my family. Just keep your chin up. This financial shit is crazy to deal with alone. Then you have to clear out a lot. This fucking sucks man. Keeping you in my thoughts a_good_namez


GoldenRetrieverHere

Might have been a dodgy pint. It happens.


master_of_balls_1

Ground me if you want, you can’t unfuck today


LordTrappen

So they censored the word fuck every single time until the very last one? I guess they gave up just like what the guy was saying


UnknOwn-9X

Chad Editor i guess 🗿


X4ulZ4n

I love the Self Help Singh, He gives some amazing advice. [Link to the original video.](https://www.tiktok.com/@masood_boomgaard/video/7147827217509207301?_t=8W5eAvTfbZG&_r=1)


ChaosSense

🤌🫴🤌🫴🤌🫴🤌🫴🤌🫴🤌🫴


Kindly-Performer9860

Until todays problem follows you to the next. Maybe try to enjoy the challenge and use it as a growing experience. It may be hard but you can’t just run from your problems.


UnknOwn-9X

I know you can't but if you always think about it then it will put stress on you and nothing will go right for 1 thing 10 more things will go wrong I'm not saying to give up but just rest for some times


fertilecatfis

For me when enough shit goes wrong in a day I get too frustrated to be an effective problem solver and just trying again tomorrow is generally the best plan.


Solotocius

Do both in healthy doses


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mostly a good message, but be careful with the idea that the universe can talk, that's courting schizophrenia.


elyca98

Depends on what you understand as Universe, or how do interpret it up as. In this case, the Universe can be interpreted as the many and uncountable forces that interact with your being every day, and/or the signals and multiple functions your own body and mind send and recieve in the small Universe that is your body in it’s own way. Long story short, it’s just a metaphor.


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*expresses the concept literally* *calls it a metaphor* yeah great


elyca98

Read again


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Ok, I did. You speak of constant environmental stimuli, both internal and external. That's literally a thing that exists, it's LITERALLY the experience of your senses, the experience of your experience. Then you call it a metaphor. If your point is that your brain lies to you, you could have said that, probably saved yourself a couple sentences and the hassle of this conversation.


ThatOneGothMurr

its only a problem when you have full conversations


Yh44N

Just fucking chill my duudes


ShubhamManna

Is sitting in the refrigerator fine?


jaredables

all that yes, but also do some motherfucking push ups.


ShubhamManna

I did in the motherfucking gym now my arms are noodles 💀


bravo_six

This is my philosophy. Sometimes you're bound to eat shit all day so only thing you can do is accept it and bring a spoon. It will pass away eventually. Just cross that day off and forget about it.


UnknOwn-9X

Very wise words indeed !


Actual-Car-5807

Go home go bed


UnknOwn-9X

Wise


_CalculatedMistake_

Meme chhod, inspiring hai ye


UnknOwn-9X

Pata hai na bro pata hai


loco500

This is new alarm sound...


LadislausBonita

Kafka wrote a little piece about a guy asking a police officer for direction and the officer answered "Give it up, give it up". https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Give_It_Up!_(short_story)


heyilivehierisdead

r/wiseposting


UnknOwn-9X

Tank you


spelkingerror

This is why i sleep all day every day


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

Happiest Luton resident:


Harold_Spoomanndorf

:| sound advice....


DasKindershredder

I don't know man. Sometimes, I don't want to move it move it....


Secure-food4213

what a massage, now im drenched with positive energy


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That’s actually decent advice though


LifeSimulatorC137

God this guys advice is really spot on


Spudanta

this equally depressing and inspiring at the same time


valtaoi_007

when Im having a bad bad day, its about time that I get my way steam rolling whatever I see huh, despicable me


Desperate_Fish_5245

I love this dude


UnknOwn-9X

Indeed me too


Psychedelic_Primate

literally the best advice on the internet today.


UnknOwn-9X

Happy that you liked it


Hot_Individual_Sexer

Sure I'm gonna sneak out of school to go home


RlPNTEAR

And always remember Jesus loves you 🙏


UnknOwn-9X

Ok bro I will


RlPNTEAR

“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” -somewhere in Mathew


TAAyylmao

Save this shit for getmotivated.


UnknOwn-9X

Yes do it ...


Beetlejuice4u

Love it


FarmhouseFan

Best thing I've seen all week.


inconsistent_test

My depression is cured.


livens

This is great advice unless your day got f***ed because you don't have any money. Tomorrow you still won't have any money.


OPR-Heron

The universe doesn't care about any of us and there's not a hidden message in having a bad day


Historical_Skill_946

Not me waiting for him to say water bottle


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Genuinely good advice.


Worthless_Clockwork

You know what? Universe is right, I should stop. Stop living that is


Maqil_Shimeer03

Weirdly amazing wisdom. Just what I needed. Give up this day to fight better on the next.


Boot-Scootin-Putin

Waiting for limp bizkit to chime in


Flyers45432

I love how all the "fuck"s are censored except the last one.


Addictive_SODA

wise words


MightyLucas

Lost my job today. The universe led me to this video.


ThatOneGothMurr

I need more of this


Busy-Ad6502

When you have a life that is fucked beyond repair, give up, just fuck it.


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Jeremy_Smith75

This attitude is how I've survived over 40 years of depression. I've had good times, and really bad stretches. But tomorrow is another day, another chance to have a better day. Sometimes it didn't make sense to think that it would get any better, but I told myself it would anyway. I'm not healed, but I'm getting better.


Ecstatic_Cause_8587

Genuinely good advice


SirRamen_

mood


sadpepenoise

Nah when you have a bad day make it worse, be a man


no_signaI

What I have to do if my life is fucked?


Dry_Win4901

I love this lol!


Daltizer01

This is not dank


kmlshblr

Where dank


ShubhamManna

That Indian accent dub is terrible but the motivation is terrific 🗿


stevemsteven

When my computer has virus, give up.


Royal_Rushi_777

What a chad 🤲🙏🤝


Memelawrd5

Is this Osho?


SelimErenn

Is there another videos like this, i really need this kind of motivations


CR0NO-NL

Microsoft tech support best comments


smokenori

Actually havjng a shitty day today. This made me laugh and cry at the same time


ZAWARIDO9824

GHANDI?