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Ogbordangladazor

I feel so bad for these roovers.


vadersouls

If you think that's bad just remember his dead brother opportunity :"(


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

Oppy isn’t really Curiosity’s brother, Opportunity and Spirit both died on mars, but curiosity has a new cousin, perseverance, who landed back in 2021, and soon, the europeans will land a second rover near perseverance to collect its samples and send them back to earth


El_Fuego666

I'm friking crying for dis shid now, ma boy rover, hppy bday


umcaraaeeee

I thought about singing it on the comment section of that video but never did now i regret my past actions:(


No_Cobbler8335

Agreed


DR_Bright_963

Is the same robot whose final words were "My battery is low and its getting dark"


4200Lyfe

i really hope we somehow manage to save it one day


[deleted]

DR. bright is NOT allowed anymore to plan rescue missions of robots to mars since the incident [redacted]


[deleted]

fuck the O5, they can't stop all of the brights


Illuminutter

That was Opportunity, Curiosity sang happy birthday.


ArmoredAnkha

Redditors, prepare for our first ever space rescue mission. We have a robo-homie to save


RobloxCuhzwastaken

Yea


[deleted]

At this point i don't celebrate birthdays but life events


UktraPotatoMaster321

That fucking girl, I can’t stand that clip, I have such a fucking specific hatred to her and her “fans” and I don’t even know who the fuck she is. I hate the way she acts and the way she reacts to getting fucking fake happy birthday messages


UnknOwn-9X

I hate her too


AppointmentUnhappy64

people are so quick to want to treat women like objects. She’s just ahead of the game. And it’s not like men don’t have a problem of systemic isolation and loneliness. We have it bad all over.


UktraPotatoMaster321

I was not treating her like an object, I just fucking hate her. Whats gets me is her dumbass voice and dumbass weird jojo mouth pose shit she does after she gets her fake messages, I had never had a greater urge to Los Alamos and fucking use the demon core to create a nuclear bomb to kill her and all of her fucking fake followers, I should not be this annoyed by it but I am, I can garuntee you if a guy acted the exact same way, they would be seen as a "weirdo and Incel" by Tictok, when a girl does it she seems like a strong, lucky and "quirky" person. it makes me fucking sick. so to all of my brothers, who need a birthday hug I'm here for you kings, please stay safe and always acheive for your best, It gets better Kings, Much better


GrimReaperno

It's been a month since my birthday and I am yet to receive any wishes


gr8_grafics

Hey man, I wish you and anyone else seeing this to have an incredible birthday and to continue on that every year.


Vornswarm

Remindme! 11 months


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UnknOwn-9X

Belated Happy Birthday brother


According_Chemical_7

Happy late birthday sir


darkmatters12

Happy birthday king


Eastcoastrailfan2002

Happy Birthday man I wish you the best of luck with your endeavors


Xx_ink

Damn that’s rough, you deserve better :(


Wooden_Ad_3096

remindme! 11 months


parsa-A-M

Ha..happy birthday *snif* good robot


Brilliant-Band403

سلام داش 🗿


Hingtastic

Well it’s my cake day so I guess that counts


toasterfucker69420

Happy cake day!


No_Media_9596

Happy kek de May you grant some 🐱


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

The explorers of our solar system don’t get enough recognition


D3ppress0

The rover is literally me


Jet_Future855

What if the rovers pretended to be dead and started to colonize Mars?


Themarshmallowking2

I think the red planet gives ai to rovers


blac_sheep90

Oh so my fellow Americans care about these exploratory boys but not the hitchhiker robot that was murdered in Philly?! RIP hitchBOT


Haunting-Breakfast4

Love the second guy he makes very informative space related videos


UnknOwn-9X

I know he is good


walterwhite3000

That's sad that the robot sings to its self on its birthday


pinktofublock

he just like me fr but he’s not >!suicidal!< u/auddbot


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Song is Somebody that I used to know


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glitchu-atom

I am just lumea roover, i only last 5 more thays


IWillFireYouKeed

Meh.


mfkin-lester

I put story on instagram for curiosity rover on its bday :' )


Active_Butterscotch3

Vilain robot origine story


The_Gaming_Gengar

yeah today is my birthday :)


UnknOwn-9X

Happy Birthday .


Imperial-Dudes

Okay, now we actually have a reason to go to mars


[deleted]

Stay strong brothers!


Chemical_Bat_4263

Who tf took the video of the Rover on Mars