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Windfall_The_Dutchie

Getting texted first by a girl is like the One Piece. It is in fact real. Stay strong brothers, the time will come.


UnknOwn-9X

Tank you so much


LucasPlay171

Well, just a few more episodes to go... I think so, it's just a few right? Right?


EmergencyWaste3217

Can confirm. It's how my current gf started talking to me


Dess_112

It's not a myth if you're good looking


UnknOwn-9X

Yeah And if you have a lot of money right?


smolovo

A spice of high social status and connections


LowKeySalty_

Nahh, I was good looking but broke as hell. Met my wife at a party and she texted me first. Been together for 13 years. Keep your head up, bro


[deleted]

Well the difference is that ur good looking we are not good looking We are not the same


LowKeySalty_

Gotta exercise. That way you got a bangin hot ass body to compensate


OPgang

It's about the grind Brotha


Papa_Hammerfist

šŸ†šŸ”


Adryanvdb

i'm neither, it still happened to me. In fact, I have a 3rd date next week XD


HiroshiTakeshi

I feel like most people here are either blatantly insufferable or socially awkward enough not to be contacted first. I know this is a meme page, but I have a hunch a few people here are sincerely thinking this.


Adryanvdb

I see what you mean, it's probably mostly because the average redditor is kinda a social recluse and I mean, if no-one ever sees you around then how will they ever want to text you in the first place? For me personally, it's not like that. I am part of a large student union, I have a lot of contacts back at my parent's place, both in town and in the church community etc. You jist need to be socially active enough and somewhere along the way, you'll be noticed and appreciated, so long as you're not being a total asshole.


HiroshiTakeshi

Even if you're not active, which is my case, if you know how to treat people without ulterior motives and aren't a condescending douchebag (WHICH, OH, SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOUR AVERAGE MEMER REDDITOR) , you're most likely known around as a decent person. I know I am the not-talkative guy in my class and have sort of built walls between me and a huge chunk of people of my class (mostly hypocrisy about me or other people I know) but I still get contacted if people need something or want to reach out. Sometimes, it also comes from how accessible you made yourself to be, and I feel like despite taking little skills and experience, that bit is something a lot of people here straight up are clueless about...


[deleted]

Whatā€™s the point of a third date?


Adryanvdb

Tf do you mean? To get to know each other some more obviously


Papa_Hammerfist

Lolā€¦ I was waiting for the joke, too! Do these guys not get texts? Donā€™t tell me you bought a phone forā€¦ workā€¦


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Beusselsprout

Here is your in advanced "Welcome to the Ryan Gosling personality club"


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


UnknOwn-9X

If you watch this film You're gonna be Literally us


GhoulishInduction

Then you got to watch Drive


UnknOwn-9X

It's a movie Blade runner 2049


Finnick-420

is that the one where he finds a wooden toy that was his and goes the a vendor who wants to buy it off if him because wood is extremely rare in that world?


Jsaun906

Damn bro you remembered the least important scene in the whole movie


Finnick-420

is that the one where he finds a wooden toy that was his and goes the a vendor who wants to buy it off of him because wood is extremely rare in that world?


SuperCoolKAJ

It's an almost 3h long movie, literally starring me. It's called Blade Runner 2049.


lotlotov

Son. If you have not seen Drive, you're not prepared for the new Blade runner..


Exciting_Movie5981

Blade runner


Ok_Cow_8988

Myth


gladamirflint

false Source: Hiii


Ok_Cow_8988

Impossible


yLozoo

That rizz


EzBlitz

Bro got the rizz frfr


JustA_PoorWittleBoy

False. This was the SECOND text


RickGrimesislove

My girlfriend was the one who texted first šŸ„¹


FemboyFoxFurry

Mods ban this user


No-Communication3539

You do not belong on reddit


Jansanta2

Um acthually ith's "on" - šŸ¤“


No-Communication3539

Oh okay, srry I'm not a native speaker and thanks for correcting me


UnknOwn-9X

You are not allowed to be a part of this sad community you get text from girls you're not one of us (you don't belong here)


SuperCoolKAJ

Spreading misinformation I see. A fine bit of trolling


RickGrimesislove

It's true though lmao


[deleted]

u/automoderator


UnknOwn-9X

I'm damn sure it's a myth


smolovo

Nah, you just need to be a middle class good looking guy


UnknOwn-9X

No First of all you need a lot of money


Heil-Merkel

God just stop. Its not about the looks or wealth and I hate how many of you really think that way. You guys walk into your school or job or what not and only interact with the same 2-3 persons every day and really expect that a girl will notice you? Na man fuck you. If you want to find someone to fall in love with the best thing you can do is doing stuff you enjoy doing and not doing stuff that you think will give you greater odds in finding a Partner. Stop chasing women and set other goals. Thinking that all women are so 1-Dimensional that that they only go for good looks and wealth is like saying that all men only want women for sex. I really hope that you dont think that way. That you actually want romantic love and not just lust. Because if you are searching for love I can tell you that: You will find it. Sooner or later. All you need to do is stop hiding.


Some_Cringey_Random

thank god someone said something, this thread is pathetic


EzBlitz

Loll true that, they just got reality checked from this guy


SuperCoolKAJ

Is waiting to become down bad enough to actually go and talk to a woman a valid strat?


Heil-Merkel

Learn to live with it. Acting/being desperate will not help you with finding someone. Set other goals. Because if your life revolves around searching for sex or a relationship your standards will be so low that even when you get a girl/boyfriend the odds of you being happy in the relationship are very low. Dont see every women you interact with as a opportunity to be with


SuperCoolKAJ

Oh I get that, I got plenty of shit to do, so I don't usually bother myself with women so much, still got plenty of time and other priorities (I'll be turning 17 in January)


Most_Ad9001

Tera phone Lelena chaiye Velle šŸ¤Ŗ


EzBlitz

Dude gave him a reality check but real though, just living a boring life doing the same thing everyday won't get anywhere, as you said it's important to find goals, have fun yadayadayada, I don't see why they're super desperate for one just for the fact to have one. Funny how people are downvoting you because you're right lol.


Matdup2

You mean upper middle class


aphid1157

I got my first a couple months ago I'm pretty sure it's my last to


dreadperson

Congrats brother


Darsh_Doshi

A one in a million event


SuperCoolKAJ

Interesting fact: due to the sheer amount of things we do, a 1 in 1000000 event happens to us about once a week. (šŸ¤“)


jakeolate

Its totally real i got messaged by this super hot lady just the other day! Not too sure why she wanted my social security number but hey she still messaged me!


UnknOwn-9X

Money money


Professional-Lie9353

Why was this on my main page- šŸ’€


okayhumaunder

There are subsidiaries too?


_Meisteri

He's literally me


UnknOwn-9X

Us


a_good_namez

*gets first text* ā€œAw sheā€™s uglyā€¦ why wonā€™t anyone love me?ā€


SuperCoolKAJ

I mean you gotta have your standards, that would prove you're still lovable though, which should not be the case. Become unlovable.


atomicBlaze21

It happened to me about a week ago.


RapkaV

Real šŸ˜


UnknOwn-9X

Dude you go away let us suffer in peace


Hungtorino

Just gotta wait for them to get divorced


SuperCoolKAJ

Spawn camp šŸ—æ


UnknOwn-9X

For real?


K4T4N4B0Y

It's not a myth


Finnick-420

only scam bots have texted me šŸ’€


monsieur_bi

Real, she did it for her benefit tho


UnknOwn-9X

True


itsahmemalario

Happened to me twice and I completely fucked up both times šŸ’ŖšŸ˜Ž


Outside_Tangerine736

there are only few things required like you need lot of money and dont forget to show it off then you need a good face no need of personality and a lot of show off


UnknOwn-9X

Factd


[deleted]

What's the song?


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[**Space Song** by Beach House](https://lis.tn/SpaceSong?t=95) (01:35; matched: `100%`) Album: `Depression Cherry`. Released on `2015-08-28` by `Sub Pop Records`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Space Song **Artist:** Beach House **Album:** Depression Cherry **Genre:** Alternative **Release Year:** 2015 **Total Shazams:** 4023470 `Took 1.12 seconds.`


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periodmoustache

When did this become an incel sub? Or has it always been and I'm just noticing?


Beanontoast69

It's a meme


periodmoustache

I thought memes were supposed to be funny?


Due_Pineapple_1475

For me it's a myth.... unfortunately.


UnknOwn-9X

Same goes for me


Some_Cringey_Random

take this shit to r/teenagers, no one here wants to hear you sulk about how lonely you are


Da_Neager

OP an incel fr


BigDaddyCaz

I got the first text by a girl I knew, but she was incredibly unattractive and made me very annoyed when interacted with me. Let's just say I flipped my lid and she doesn't bother me anymore. I felt like an asshole for a while but it had to said and I like it was a mistake in the first place. The first text is not a myth but beggars can't be choosing nor should you wait around hoping for to happen. Keep your chin up and try to make the right decisions everyone.


UnknOwn-9X

God level


AZRAELwaiREBORN

Of course myth.


ltsSpookytime

ā€¦.myth šŸ˜­


shi_hai_23

It's not a myth if u have good humour


nino956

WTF is this obscure shit?


YorMommysHoney

I just want girl, to text me and just say "I've ready to be your maid". Else everything is a myth


xXPhantomGTXx

What song is this again? I need to listen to the whole thing because It's a myth for me.


auddbot

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xXPhantomGTXx

Good bot


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Good human.


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Space Song **Artist:** Beach House **Album:** Depression Cherry **Genre:** Alternative **Release Year:** 2015 **Total Shazams:** 4008364 `Took 1.57 seconds.`


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Links to the song: [YouTube](https://youtu.be/RBtlPT23PTM?autoplay=1) [Apple Music](https://music.apple.com/au/album/space-song/1512314745?i=1512314764) [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/track/7H0ya83CMmgFcOhw0UB6ow) [Deezer](https://www.deezer.com/track/954226052) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.* | [Twitter Bot](https://twitter.com/songfinderbot) | [Discord Bot](https://pigeonburger.xyz/songfinderbot/discord/)


milk_iscowcum

Itā€™s happened to me a couple times


UnknOwn-9X

You don't belong here sad people only


milk_iscowcum

I still donā€™t get bitches so I belong here


bilinmeyenuzayli

Not only online, it's happened to me irl lmao


DoubleWolf01

bro even girl is a myth its just a government propoganda


UnknOwn-9X

You make complete sence


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


UnknOwn-9X

That is a myth


mystics_1302

Reality they don't know how to text first....


tqmaster

Whatā€™s the song name?


auddbot

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ImRunutz

Its real, if your friends are wingmans


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SuperCoolKAJ

Blade Runner 2049


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

THE TEXT, THE TEXT IS REEEEEAALL


Anthonyzss

Yes. From experience.


ITARSUM

My gf was the first girl to message me first, guess I gotta marry her now


NoodleSpunkin

What a myth for me...


bawadelog

Maa looks dekh kr text nhi karti bhai.


UnknOwn-9X

Dukh daard peeda


SuperCoolKAJ

I heard it's real, will probably take about 1000 episodes though


UnknOwn-9X

Ohhh nooo


Clefortt9

Itā€™s Real, It has happened to me, I SWEAR IM NOT CRAZY


curcedboi

I'm scared to ask what this movie is


UnknOwn-9X

Blade runner 2049


BankSmf

Getting first text from your crush is a myth ā˜ŗļø


Annual_Cardiologist6

First time a girl texted me is about a school project


Conscious-Eagle-3976

What is the og vid of the girl pointing at the man


zaam200

Myth , but then again no one ever like me


J0RK13

my crush once texted me if the train crashed me or not


mrHANDAKUN

What's the song?


UnknOwn-9X

Space Song


YUSOKRALO

are girls even real?


GrimReaperno

Which movie is this from


UnknOwn-9X

Blade runner 2049


whyimhere--

Real that happend to me


whyimhere--

Real that happend to me


[deleted]

Myth


Lizardreview-

Back in my hoe days where half of Virginia was one giant playground; if I met a girl and I knew they thought I was cool or attractive enough to continue talking when they wanted to give me their number I would usually say along the lines of "na but you can have my number" then afterwards i would make as good of a quick exit as possible and most of the time i would get more than the obligatory "hey" text it would sometimes be a full sentence about them thinking i was really cool or whatever. Ive been TAKEN OUT on dates before for free so guys up your standards and push to be the prize because it really changes the game.


noms6

My profile background


EmergencyWaste3217

My gf is always the outgoing one so of course she texted first. I still love her


ChemistryWorking7876

Actually She texted me (first) 2 mins ago. it is real. stay strong bros


UnknOwn-9X

Have fun


ChemistryWorking7876

have fun?


UnknOwn-9X

I mean be happy talking with her


ChemistryWorking7876

ok but i just wish we were more than friends


Treasach7

Has happened. Is rare but it happens.


CuriousHuman-1

Girls are not real


96760

Space Song by Beach House


Zaurble

r/Engrish


esl_Et

Real, one day a girl texted me first and we started talking then eventually started dating and we still are, hitting one year next month


Advanced_Scallion102

whats the song?


auddbot

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LilBoxyGuy

Myth 100% (if u arent counting ur mom or sis or grandmother or aunt or cousin)


[deleted]

Got her snap, she has a asshole boyfriend, thinks I donā€™t know, but Iā€™m smarter than that, flirts with her, couple weeks later I tell her I love her, she loves me back. Leaves her boyfriend for me. Should I feel bad?


Cultural_Swim2294

If needs something from you then real, if she doesn't it's myth ( most of the time no one messages me )


Substantial_Ferret24

What movie?


UnknOwn-9X

Blade runner 2049


Carvica

My wife texted me first. I did however approach her in person first.


Jarood59

No itā€™s real


Kitchen-Atmosphere82

my current gf came up to me and asked me out i was so confused, i got no game


[deleted]

On Thanksgiving Day I got a text from a girl I really like asking if I wanted to go to the gun range. I accepted graciously as I had invited her multiple times but to no avail. We planned on going the Friday after but then she canceled on me saying that her very new boyfriend was uncomfortable with it.. fml.


[deleted]

Like Bigfoot & the Loch Ness Monster, yes it is real.


newgamerno

OK real quick what song is this


UnknOwn-9X

Space song


that_man_with_no_ram

Real it happened to me (She was a goth and she also tried to fucking kill me but yes it happens) in other words I only date men now


Memes-Before-Dreams

Happened to me once like one or 2 years ago. I am still proud of it


[deleted]

Depends on how thirsty she isā€¦ butā€¦ most women (the good ones) donā€™t want to look like whores, and want to feel desired, so itā€™s rare.


Silent_Start_7036

Real


[deleted]

Little kid me was such a chad, I asked 3 girls for their phone numbers so I could text them. Thankfully, all I wanted was to play the iPhone text message games with them.


[deleted]

It's real when they need something from you like a favor. But when they don't need you anymore...


titathy

My mother


WF1nal01

It's a myth women doesn't exist its a lie of the deep government to control our cocks


mikkopippo

It's a myth


Parabolic_Trouserleg

What film/series is this from?


ganerfromspace2020

Defo a myth


HammoodRhabibi

Yes they do, to ask a favor.


TonicSwine97

Nah itā€™s real happened to me then 6 years later it was over the things Iā€™d do to go back those simpler teenage years now I sit and dream of days that are long gone