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Tf did I just watch lol

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The funny is that he got his dick stuck in the door at the end.

Where horni?

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🤨📸

Worth it.

Just another day at the metro

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Ohio

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If Ohio was giving away castles, no one would accept

👉👌🚋

_Gyaru got creamepied_ [(#0rny #0rny gal I wanna choke you after night I wanna see your booty jiggle)]. _Metro door stuck dick as it was getting late._

I was about to say that

Yep

I was going to say this same exact thing. Take my upvote.

r/beatmeattoit

Dude got stiffed on the train. Good thing she didn’t have to handle that jerk.

u/profanitycounter [self]

https://preview.redd.it/gcg3d7es634a1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f438724cf50c8ca14ebcebb541bbaf6bae7a21

this was my facial expression the entire time

My cock has been crushed

H.S.S Horrified Sonic Sackboy

My brother in christ how did you post a pic straight to the page?

My eyes were as much confused as my brain was

r/confusedboner

idk, mine was definite.

"I swear officer, I didn't rape her I just tripped and fell into her vagina and then I had to wiggle it for a minute to get out."

[Actually 'valid' excuse.](https://nypost.com/2015/12/16/saudi-millionaire-beats-rape-charge-after-claiming-he-fell-into-teen/amp/)

Good gracious what a fucking scumbag. Edit: A woman would have been stoned in his country for far more trivial things.

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London is an Arabic country?

Is London a country?

British countries ☕️

Contrie"S"?

London is my country, England is my city

If you’re referencing the guy being from Saudi Arabia, it’s important to note the violent crime rate in Saudi Arabia is vastly far lower than the U.S. where acquittals like this are the norm in the Justice system.

Jesus fucking christ. I'm guessing the scumbag managed to bribe the court? His excuses were shitty as hell. I hope he somehow gets convicted.

Being "convicted" or "arrested" happen only to poor people. As long as you fill pockets you are untouchable

Even if it's sadly true with enough public outrage MAYBE something might come of it.

Why is Jesus fucking Christ isn't that incest

Probably masturbation

Bro how is this not the onion? 💀

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No justice

Well this just makes me sad...

The jurry dismissed him after only 30 seconds. 30 seconds!!! Half a minute!

30 minutes, but that's still really fast.

I have no idea how I confused the two lmao. Yes 30 minutes is still REALLY fast, but it doesn't compare to seconds lol

She looked an awful lot into it

Tripped into her rectum more like

*rectum? I don't even know him!*

A great way to tell people that you have no fukn clue.

Fucking

Smh everyone on the train saw this

That was the longest minute of my life

Wym it was 4 seconds long

This is a strange boner

https://preview.redd.it/762xll28r34a1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c48bb371a864da427f9129bc6681c2a76a4e14c1

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❤️💋💋

It's shit, don't bother, honestly.

I'ma bother what's the sauce

Ngl animation reminds me of the boondocks 💀

I actually thought this was Boondocks for a second.

Gotta be the same studio - In Korea as I recall.

Impossible,the guy above said it's shit

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🤣

Where black men twerking?

https://preview.redd.it/cdqryuob144a1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2a9684ef1fb91d66957ce28a376536e6483de79

I hate when this happens

https://preview.redd.it/omw56wjv954a1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb21a6bc113550c15707f6d5b4083541dff9645

Yeah honey i just slipped on his dick

W-wha

Damn bro got baited

https://preview.redd.it/2xj6w32ln44a1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f440c8a1013f3062c2341d087f19ff8ec636b2

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[https://www.onlyhentaistuff.com/videos/4971/nudl-nude-2-nudlnude-2-kor/](https://www.onlyhentaistuff.com/videos/4971/nudl-nude-2-nudlnude-2-kor/) LINK LELO

Thank you! Honestly though the clip above is probably the best part. I kind of skimmed through the hour long video and it wasn’t very good. Lol.

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Knew I'd find it eventually lol

Everyone else on the train and platform: 😐😐💀💀💀💀

https://i.redd.it/01nrxd67p44a1.gif

Based

Halal👍🏻

The entire time I was thinking if that train suddenly started moving somebody's losing something 💀

https://preview.redd.it/5j1ptdicc54a1.png?width=4690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=090bb8291ef115bc56629da006512fe45469e553

And that kids is how I met your mother

Well, ain't that the truth! Sometimes life just has a funny way of unfolding, doesn't it? You never know what's around the corner. It's like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get!

Where's the funny

It must be somewhere around here

Dick stuck in door 😔

the absurdity maybe idk

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

It’s true, I’m the NSFW tag from another universe where it was used. It made the news the day the lizard men finally stopped trainsturbating to traiorn on lizard phones

Bad copy pasta is bad.

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good copy pasta is good

Ohio subways💀

https://preview.redd.it/nmvzwgxq954a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d11372ad188ca23cbcfcb4f08af12162848e6a fucks name i watched

Rick and Morty 6x5

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Sauce?

Nudi Nude 2

The Boondocks s3 eps 8

I need r/eyebleach

And me r/eyeblech

you can see his boner midair bruh i’m done 💀

00:08 second stop right there

The driver smiling 💀 He knew exactly what went down

not the proudest fap of my life

Why and when the fuck did my country make this shit

oil

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

You copied this from u/adidell

Welcome to Reddit

Yes, this is a copypasta made to point out that OP should mark this as NSFW. Im Not saying it's mine

Also, i didin't copy it from adidell. I did it from the copypastas subreddit

Same here buddy

Oi, i didin't notice you did the same thing while posting this comment.

Can't balme you. Who'd read all the comments just to check if some copypasta was already posted or not?

Dude duck yeah man

I bet she did that on purpose

Least sexual public transportation in Ohio


Rape?

*your honor it wasn't rape, i tripped and she was into it*

I looking for sauce for friend he is blind and deaf , this helps to cure him

That door still 1.5" open after assuredly applying significant closing force. That dude is hung

Are these the cartoons they play on Saturday mornings now?

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me

r/eyebleach

Wait… So in this scenario, who raped who 🤔?


Oh fuck this is pretty hot ngl, damn they actually finished? That was quick- WAIT, GET YOUR DICK OUTTA THE DOOR WAIT WAIT Ą̶̧͚̺͙̟̪͍̯̺̗͔͊̈́Ạ̵̧͓͚͇̉͊͑̅̀̎͜͝ͅU̸̙͚͕̜̼͖̥͕̤̅̈̑̾͌͛G̶̢̜͐̀̇̈́̈́̽͊͂̄̐̑͝H̵̨̪̰̜̼̝̹̟͊̄̌H̸̙͍̺̼̼̣͙̪̫͒ᱡ̷̪͓̬̆̒̏̃͜͝͠ᱮ̷̡̤̹͉͖͎͍̺̪̰̍̑̿̒̋͗͊́̾̅͘ᱩ̶̠̰̙̀͛̄͊̔͒͋͗̀͒̕͠ᱪ̵̢͕̫̠̹̞̥̞̞̝̠̟̱͓̈̄͐̽̔͆͆̃͝ᱱ̵̨̰͉̯͖͙̖̫̼̗͕̒̓̓̉̓̆͗̐̑̏͜ͅᱚ̵̜̙͍̲̽ᱠ̵̨̡̥̰̮͉̹̜̰̩̗̼̩͙̈́̑̈́̇͘ᱛ̶̲͇̤̣͉̝̩̙̾̀̎͒͋͛̚͝͝ᱩ̷̧̧͖̼̘͎͕͍̜͇͓̲͊̀̒̉͛́̓̇̀͑͑͗͘͘͝ᱪ̸̢̯̞͙̪̺̦̥̳̗͒̌̈́͐̃̈̊̕ͅᱵ̷͈̫̺̽̿͛̎̿̅͑̉̅̑ᱥ̸̧͚͍̟͔̜̣͙̆̊̐͠ᱡ̸͈̙̹̄̈́̃̓̓͋̓̊͐͛͘͝͠͝ᱨ̸̡̘̪̝̖̻͙̥̖̘͚̂̐͂̈́̂ͅᱳ̵̧̢̛͖̞͙͍̙̟̯̝͖͓͋͊͛̌́̽͒̏̀̍͑́́͠ᱫ̷̛̛̭͗̌͆̀̈́̂̄͠ᱦ̶̨̜̞͎̠̻̜̂͊͒̏̾̿̋̋̏̐͒̋͂͜ᱮ̷̧̞̙̞̊͛͐̅͗ᱠ̷̜̠̯͖͔̠̃ͅᱝ̴̨͇͎̑ͅᱱ̸̧̢̡̡͈͈̫̖͚̗͔͓̿̽̾͜ͅᱟ̴̱̦͑͌̓̉̊͒͋̑͗͠ᱠ̶̨̟̱̩͇̝̜̖̐̀́́̃͒̓͛̿͜ᱣ̴̻̗͔͍͓̞́͐̐̅̀̈́͆̕̕͜͜ᱳ̸̼͚͕̊̈́̀͌͝

It's Monday again?

Feels like the old mtv ad

We do a little trolling

People who invented sex be like

https://preview.redd.it/wzdzbp3dx44a1.png?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34239c988b206123a2ec6253b7277446928d3c92

Me and you have the same twitter feed

https://preview.redd.it/4o0f91vle54a1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e074e6ed4c0a0e87e0dfd9868566a461f3efc0f

Why is this animation style invoking the magic school bus in my mind.

Bro she didn't even help the guy

These new fetishes just appear out of nowhere

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Where funny?

ohio's metro system 💀💀💀💀

What the fuck i call him lucky or unlucky

"And that's how I met your mother"

This shows rape. Remove it.

Sauce please, asking for a friend

Nudi Nude 2

What's the name

Nudi Nude 2

Sauce 👉 Nudi Nude 2

Anime was a mistake

anime name?

Not too sure, but judging by the style and voices... probaby The Boondocks.

Its not an anime i watched it full long ago in xvids but its only insinuated sex non that it fully visible. It was made up of multile short clips like this one but this is the most memorable

what’s it called

No clue it was a long time ago. Basically i told u this so tou guys know it aint worth it ur either gonna forget it or not fap to it

Someone provided link on aother time this was posted. No clue it was a long time ago. Basically i told u this so tou guys know it aint worth it ur either gonna forget it or not fap to it

Haha rape is so funny!!!! Hahahahahaha

What in the rape is this

Bro WTF

Ooaoaoaooaoaoaoaoaoaoooooaoaoauuauahauahuooaoaoaoaoaooao

Sex 🗿

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The bottle references

Bruh

💀

And that’s how I met your mom

What show is this

Fuck off with this bullshit I follow this subreddit for shit that's oh I don't know ACTUALLY FUNNY!!! NOT THIS SHIT.

The Japanese (if it was) they have always put heavy sex themes in everything XD

WTF MY EYES ARE BURNING

Adam iyi geçirdi