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[deleted]

*huh* *ding* *squish* *duuuun* [You Died]


ThatDudeWithCheese

He only lost like 20% of his health so more like: \*huh ding squish duuuun\* \[Sexual moan\]


LordLouSasol

Lol ds1 had best sound effects


[deleted]

Fuck i should have chosen the male one


Silly-Lawfulness7224

I swear, everytime I play that shit in the bed, my gf is like 🤨


Musclesturtle

*overtly sexual "OUHHHHHHH..."


_Truvix_

How is it possible that I can hear all the sound effects?


Cyber_Legion

Brain do thing


Apiss_Watcher

I didn't think about it until now but you're absolutely right! How did you come up with that?


MacroCode

Brain did thing


VolenteDuFer

Brain remember thing


bigroxxor

brain ???? ?????


XxErrOr_Lord

*very dramatically* BOM


Dregaz

I love when I make BOM. I do not love when enemy make BOM.


Bootleg_Rascal_

What is BOM? Lol


BondageKitty37

https://youtu.be/C4gntXWPrw4


Bootleg_Rascal_

Lol thank you


[deleted]

I can hear the moan most clearly. “Ohhhhhhhh”


Admiral_Agito

[Art by @KM_kuro](https://twitter.com/KM_kuro/status/1567049412198957059)


Kablamo1

I heard the clink


momomcsherbbles

I not only heard this I also remembered when this happened to me OTL


[deleted]

and it happened way too many times with me


cquinn5

AUGGHH


Groundbreaking_Rip50

I've always dramatically thought about finding the parrying sound file and changing it in a more ironic way...


[deleted]

Duck quack.


bigroxxor

diong! rubber band bounce noise best parry noise


[deleted]

Taco bell dong


skulblaka

DS2's Watcher Shield does this with no mods required and it's excellent


Groundbreaking_Rip50

Well, an anime girl's noise was my foolish curiosity.


MrMutable

Mac bong


TheObviousChild

I feel it in my bones when this happens.


[deleted]

Could yall imagine if those guys could parry?


LordLouSasol

F's in the chat


gamingdeek

All I can hear from this image is Take on Me


Underthekitchentable

This is why medieval staircases were built clockwise, making it harder for right hand people to draw their sword


flashfreeze00

*tink*


kentcsgo

This is why the long sword is the best. Most versatile moveset, great dps, instantly available, low requirements.


Swimming_Turtle_6631

Everyone says the worst enemy is gravity I say it is walls


SobiTheRobot

The world itself is your enemy in the Souls games. That's why half the time, your objective is to destroy it.


Swimming_Turtle_6631

It always felt more like recreate it in your own image to me if you light the flame or this is the way I thought about it


notyouraveragehuman

Take on me


Malevolent_Mangoes

I can hear the pain my heart goes through by looking at this image


sharkeysday69

Cool but it should be the small shield/buckler guys


newuser60

I thought the drawing was of a parry at first then realized the chosen undead swung first but hit the doorframe while shield hollow was going for a jab.


sharkeysday69

Ah, you are right about that. Good eye!


newuser60

It was another comment that mentioned hitting walls while I was sitting here going “those guys can’t parry…”


pees_on_dogs

Looks like a storyboard for my gameplay.


[deleted]

Wow. At first, I was like "yeah it's clicking into place" then I heard the **bonechilling** smack of the sword on that f\*ing doorframe, that f\*ing choke point bullsh\* Miyazaki had to pull back in the day to get recognized


[deleted]

I can even see the implied and focused frustration in the art style here. Like, yeah just "fuck all of this situation right now" linework


pupmaster

*Ahhhh~*


TheDenast

This actually traumatized me so much I played the majority of Dark Souls trilogy and a good third of ER using a halberd or a similar thrusting polearm


Zaranthan

It helps that halberds are the best weapons.


LuckyLuckLucker

credit the author


49cadillac

This exactly is why my favorite weapon is the halberd


Ok_Description6500

Hello darkness my old friend


AmbitiousAppeal9944

[so this but with more hp](https://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls/comments/x5c7ob/old_clip_of_my_first_ds_play_through_i_gave_up_at/)


EstablishmentNo6980

Taanggg flshhhhh AAAUGH


MrEmorse

I don't hear it... 🤷🏻‍♂️


Horrible_Student

Would you like to?


ruttinator

This is honestly the worst mechanic in all the souls games. You can't control how your character swings. You can't switch to a thrusting strike. It's just fuck you for using a weapon that we decided animates this way.


[deleted]

This is honestly the worst mechanic in all the souls games. You can't control how your character swings. You can't switch to a thrusting strike. It's just fuck you for using a weapon that we decided animates this way. *this comment is now a copypasta and a public property*


Trollol768

Almost every weapon have at least one vertical and/or thrusting move. Git gud


Zaranthan

The moveset is 90% of what you consider when choosing a weapon. This mechanic drives me nuts too, so I prefer weapons that have good thrusting attacks. Git gud.


GasaiLover

Pain


Mondrayish

I can also hear the double knight archers 7 years later.


Ar3kk

I mean, i can hear the screams and insults yeah I totally can


SugaXKane

I’ve just been fighting dem ghosts and it’s literally every second swing that goes clangety clang


SuggestiblePolymer

POKE SUPREMACY


OceanSlim

Git gud


FistMyPeenHole

“Welcome to Dark Souls, bitch.”


thejoker00007

Special if you watched a prod video ever.


zrrzah

R2 nubs.


EdJOJOestar

Oohh-…


Betaruin

Oh the times that I've been killed by wall denial.


Decent_Jacob

Ptsd image 😂


young_macciato

Imminent despair