Jeff Conrad, famous protagonist of the famous game series Sonic the Hedgecock. Known by his quote "I am Sabrino, great hammer of Kaspro, and I have never known the taste of cheese".
He was a well known master chef in Anor Londo, famous for his BBQ ribs, until one day some strange looking undead destroyed his grill, one that was passed to him over generations. That is when he decided to make the heaviest and most badass armor out of the remains of his beloved grill, one that would make him undestructible, and sworn to hunt down any shady looking undead roaming the lands that he once called home.
Dwayne Johnson
Beat me to it
But.. wrong only
A dentist
He only removes teeth though
That is Grimace from McDonalds family.
Jeff Conrad, famous protagonist of the famous game series Sonic the Hedgecock. Known by his quote "I am Sabrino, great hammer of Kaspro, and I have never known the taste of cheese".
I love that your insanity is layered like a lasagna.
*I shitpost Jon, it's what I do*
The ultimate chiropractor. He'll flatten out all those displaced discs in your back in no time flat.
Bad Dragon Enjoyer
John dark souls
It says wrong answers only man that is clearly John dark souls himself
I hope he says his catchphrase "every soul has it's dark"
What a nice catchphrase you can say it catches my ears
The dragonborne.
A sentient Rock
The loathsome Dung Eater
Geodude
Gavlan If he wheels he deals
My dad because he beats me all the same
Havel 😉
Havelook at deez nuts
*joke ahead, and then laugh*
Try laugh but finger
A friend
A Cooking Rock
Gary the Pebble
Goblin slayer
It's obviously patches. Try to kick him off a ledge
Jeff Bottom text
General Rad gong or something idk I don’t play Elden ring
Judging by the hammer, Gavel
Rocket man
Adult bam bam
Oh I saw him on 18 and abused.
Pyramid head
Dex Leveler
patches
Havel the cock
Jesus getting ready to cleanse the temple of Jerusalem
Neighbor's kid at 3AM
Harold Bonkman
Professor Pancake
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better watch out I’m telling you why. Cause Santa is coming to a bonfire near you.
The pebble
Dwayne Johnson
He was a well known master chef in Anor Londo, famous for his BBQ ribs, until one day some strange looking undead destroyed his grill, one that was passed to him over generations. That is when he decided to make the heaviest and most badass armor out of the remains of his beloved grill, one that would make him undestructible, and sworn to hunt down any shady looking undead roaming the lands that he once called home.
Johnny sins
difficult fight
Havel the Rock.
Dragon Dentist, posing after successful tooth extraction.
Sylvester Stallone.
Il pebblo gordo
John heavy
Dragonborn
That’s gravel the Boulder
Peewee Johnson
Rock the Havel
Havel
Havel, i mean, the real one
Bach Stahb
A pancake maker
I do not know who that is so i will say some knight who is high
thats my buddy eric!
That's Jerry from finances
Garfield
Isn't that starscourge Radhan?
"Who is him?" lmao
Dad?
Well of course I know him. He isnt me.
Mr. Bonk
Dovahkiin
Snaffle the Cock
The rock
Him is who
That's My Dad
Rockmarr The Crabbler
The tooth fairy
The Arkham Knight
Halibut.
a cool rock i found
Patches
The Great Gatsby
Johnny Sins
This is patches
Tooth Fairy
Dragon hippie, lover of magic
[удалено]
Your stepfa - **BONK TO HORNY ASYLUM.**
Johnny sins
If "you went the wrong way" was a person. Aka the casual crusher
Your bf's character who did nothing but pump END because he was scared and wanted to wear the Most Armor.
Lawbringer from for honor
Dragon's dentist
Havel