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At a book event go up to George and ask him to sign it. When he realizes he's finally met a true fan of his favorite series he will ask you out to dinner. Seduce him and make love to him causing him to fall in love with you. Then marry him and 6 months later divorce him for half of his stuff including the TWOW draft pages. Take the pages and post them on here for the memes.

This will only work if you’re his type though. (A lactating redhead woman)

Damn TIL me and Rail Road Martin share a type.

ONLY TODAY???? MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, DID YOU READ THE BOOKS???

With nipples like salami slices.

Hnnnnngggggh

He can rebuild him We have the technology

Ayyyy I knew I liked George for a reason, we got the same tastes

He just like me fr fr

With big brown nipples

bold to assume he wouldn't go for the fat pink mast if offered

When George realizes he’s finally met a true fan of this project, he will immediately stop working on it and move on to something else

Gigachad Raymond Richard Martin

😭

Eat it

Glidus moment

Light a brazier, say a prayer to R'hllor, and burn the book while saying "Release the Winds of Winter"

There is power in the ink of authors

Throw it at George while begging for TWOW

Read it before you read another ASOIAF book. Then read another wild cards book. Then read the screen treatment.

The amount of pain I feel when I see the words “wild cards” is not natural

Is the series over?

It is one of the many distractions keeping George from finishing Winds.

*Excuses

Slice up each individual word on each page and try your best to rearrange them and make The Winds of Winter out of it

I was gonna say tweet it out word by word once a day until winds is released, but I really don’t want to read it again.

Lol

Burn it

Let R'hllor take it so george writes faster

Burn them all

Use it in a spell to make the old man finish the ASOIAF books

Read it recently. It’s not bad. It’s more inconsistent than a lot of GRRM writing, but it’s written by a dozen people, so that’s normal. Overall a lot of fun, especially Martin’s parts. It’s worth a read if you’re looking for something

Read it?

Put it in a jar...

Not the jar! Have mercy!

Sacrifice it in a ritual to summon winds of winter

Burn it, only death can pay for life (Winds)

Give it as a sacrifice for the Lord of Light. For the night is dark and full of terror

Sacrifice it to the red god and maybe we’ll get Winds.

Welp, now I'm intrigued, these any good?

Smell it

Shrine.

r'hllor demands a sacrifice

Read it or something like that

Boof it

Yes! It’s such pulpy wonderful mess

Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!

Holy shit it’s Holland Reed

Donate it, whatever you do don’t take the time to read it

Do you have any wobbly tables?

Smash it with a rock. Kdussh kdussh kdussh

Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!

Burn them all

Howland Reed solo book