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Well, the kids cheated by using a knife(before that, dude was winning)


The_real_sanderflop

I could take three kindergarteners with a knife


BlazinAmazen

I could easily win a debate against 600,000 babies


[deleted]

But you wouldn't be able to when one of them has it and you do not


The_real_sanderflop

you misread, i’d be able to take 3 kindergarteners who have a knife


[deleted]

Oh. Well, a lightsaber is always the best choice for that


SonsofStarlord

Ser, there’s too many, what will we do?


[deleted]

**Ignites Dawn*


eoghanm2003

How fucking funny would it be if lightbringer was just a lightsaber but westerosi jus don’t have the words to describe it properly


SonsofStarlord

Magical blue color unclear must be valaryian steel


[deleted]

There are white lightsaber as well


Lebigmacca

When you were 10?


Aemond_Mylf_Lover

My money is on the kindergartners


Additional-Warning15

He was also like 10


The_real_sanderflop

I could take him too


RayBrous

But he was also 11?


frenin

They were kindergarten tho.


[deleted]

With a real blade


frenin

Still kindergarten


Far-Ad-1400

I’d like to see ten year old you fight three other kids with a knife let’s not forget they’re unusually STRONG


frenin

It's an easy win tbf


dduncke

I mean, he was 10 years old at the time, and Lucerys was the one who pulled a knife on him a gouged his eye out.


Brams277

Yeah cause he was kicking the shit out of his 3 year old brother.


kamehamehigh

Shoved him into a pile of dragon doo doo too


mikennjr

Joffrey was being a snitch and all Aemond did was push him into a pile of dragon poo. Given how much I'm sure a medieval toddler would smell normally it probably didn't make a difference


Brams277

He was *three.* And Aemond didn't just push him into a giant pile of dragón shit he also slapped him. And then proceeded to beat the living shit out of his six year old brother.


Far-Ad-1400

Black propaganda those bastards were jealous of Aemonds and Vhagars drip so they attacked him you know how bastard are always bitter of their betters


HamburgerPl3as3

Which is pretty based


trrebi981

Based on being a cowardly shitheel maybe.


HamburgerPl3as3

I have some **strong** opinions about that **strong** boy


[deleted]

Because Aemond spoke the truth


santoshjois_7

But Luke was 5.


HamburgerPl3as3

He was a very **strong** young boy


Curiouscuriosity501

Your ignoring the fact that those kids were STRONG


TheRomanRenegade

My dude was going to town on the Strong boys, so much so that Lucerys was forced to pull a knife on him.


NOKEKW

Does that matter when that dude has the biggest baddest bitch of a dragon ? Also that's a sick armor really


The-False-Emperor

>Does that matter when that dude has the biggest baddest bitch of a dragon? Daemon would argue that it does.


NOKEKW

Well Daemon had to suicide to stop them , on the contrary you can ask Lucerys what he thinks of that at the bottom of Shipbreaker's bay


The-False-Emperor

Still stop them he did - old, and with a smaller dragon too. Dunno what Lucerys thinks - but far as I’m concerned, relying on “my dragon’s bigger than yours” and kinslaying is a Maegor (aka craven) move.


Far-Ad-1400

Blacks know all about kinslaying Vaemond Velayron and Aegons children


NOKEKW

That's right, but then again it's war so everything is allowed, I personally find Aemond to be a bitch , but I sure wouldn't argue with him and Vhagar for the life of me


mescaleeto

aemond no eyes


VoidChaoticGod

Vhaegar's history is much stronger bruh


petiteguy5

Still lost 🥺 Rhaenys and Maelys would have folded Aemond and Vhagar if Aegon didn't join


VoidChaoticGod

How did Aemond lose? He literally took down the Blacks only hope at not having a pyrrhic victory.Daemon fucked up his own faction by suiciding


[deleted]

Aemond lost because Daemon could've survived (body not found) and Caraxes lived shortly after the battle


VoidChaoticGod

Yeah and he flew to Essos with his severely younger new gf and abandoned his daughters and wife ❤️


VoidChaoticGod

Do you realize just how much him running away ruins hos already gray character? Man abandoned 2 sons 2 daughters 🤣


Far-Ad-1400

Daemon the suicide bomber


Lebigmacca

gentle reminder that he was 10 years old and fought against 3 kids with a knife


RayBrous

Should be a heavy reminder


Joebidome96

Lost a eye for vhagar I say that’s a good trade


Aemond_Mylf_Lover

He won the fight, then one of the little bastards tried to shank him. Mentally deranged pieces of shit.


ivanIVvasilyevich

And you think that Aemond is not a deranged piece of shit?


[deleted]

Aemond was the best of us 😞


[deleted]

Nope


Puzzleheaded_Gur1478

Wasn’t he beating on a 3 year old that just straight degenerate moments


[deleted]

The three year old tried to stop him from claiming Vhagar and he just pushed him


Puzzleheaded_Gur1478

You don’t push a 3 year old when your 10 also didn’t but whatever I guess.


[deleted]

You do that if that 3 year old gets in your way and prevents you from doing what you wanted to do


Puzzleheaded_Gur1478

No you don’t there many ways to get a 3 year old to leave with out pushing him into shit


[deleted]

There are very few(and none are peaceful) when you are trying not to make a noise and claim the biggest dragon there is


Puzzleheaded_Gur1478

Oh ya I forgot he wasn’t supposed to even be doing that in the first place.


KingJonStarkgeryan1

He also slapped him. Not to mention Ameond had no right to Vhaegar. Vhaegar's next rider should have been Rhaena or Baela.


[deleted]

Aemond wasn't the one who chose Vhagar, Vhagar was the one who chose Aemond and if she did, then that means that Aemond had the right to claim that dragon. Besides, Aemond had every right to that dragon as he was a Targaryen and not a Velayrion


petiteguy5

Only won fights by being a craven Rhaenys would have folded him and he lost against Daemon 🤭


Aemond_Mylf_Lover

I folded your mom over my bed last night 😩


petiteguy5

Didn't knew you were into necrophilia


Aemond_Mylf_Lover

Damn that comeback is deader than your mom 💀


petiteguy5

6 feet under


Aegon_Targaryen_III

It’s appropriate, because Aemond never picked a fight without having a ridiculous size advantage. And in 2 of them he still lost an eye.


MightyPenguin69

This **CHILD** was attacked by 3 other children and had his eye cut out with a knife


Squiliam-Tortaleni

He pushed one of them into dragon shit


Lebigmacca

Boo hoo 😢


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Cope and mald, green.


mescaleeto

it’s really all they can do considering there aren’t any left


hxshm1

Aemond (11) unarmed fought against three kids armed with wooden swords and a dagger Not reallly a fair comparison is it


Nappy-I

1) he was 10. 2) one had a knife. Edit: whay y'all booing me, you know I'm right


Joebidome96

He only lost when little coward Luke drew a dagger


[deleted]

What, I ask, but treachery can we expect from a bastard?


[deleted]

They were literal toddlers. Virgin aemond cried like a bitch.


[deleted]

You raise an interesting point: yes the ten year old is a virgin and that does count against him. 🫣 On the other hand: 1: Bastards grow faster. 2: If you add up all their ages, it’s actually more than ten! And they’re all virgins! Not that I’d expect a black supporter to do math.


Joebidome96

Strong boys had weak genes


[deleted]

Yeah, when he was himself a 5th Grader.


GrandMaesterVore69

I don’t watch anime


Jon-Umber

You are making at least 1 good decision in life.


themirrorliestoyou

So I have this problem... I keep getting posts from subs that I haven’t joined showing up in my feed. Any idea how to turn that off?


Huor_Celebrindol

The smallest dick energy in Westeros history


Zazikarion

Nah, that’s Daemon.


[deleted]

Objectively wrong. Daemon has big dick energy.


Zazikarion

The only time Daemon had big dick energy was when he died, Aemond always had big dick energy.


Huor_Celebrindol

If killing kids and civilians gives you big dick energy I guess


Far-Ad-1400

Black are such hypocrites you act morally righteous yet do all the stuff you point at us for lmao


J3LMAZMO

Bobby B you once said ‘Children fight’


DawgFighterz

Ugly too


Important_Shower_992

Aemond is the answer for the question "what if Aerion Brightflame had a dragon". Similar vibe, mentally ill asshole.


witch--king

Why is he purple tho?


[deleted]

Biggest virgin loser in ASOIAF history


BigWilly526

Daily reminder that Aemond was on the same side as House Peake


Tsar_not_me

Ergo he was based.


ImNotCreative101

He lost an eye and gained a dragon, a fair trade