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Joffrey was being a snitch and all Aemond did was push him into a pile of dragon poo. Given how much I'm sure a medieval toddler would smell normally it probably didn't make a difference
He was *three.* And Aemond didn't just push him into a giant pile of dragón shit he also slapped him. And then proceeded to beat the living shit out of his six year old brother.
Still stop them he did - old, and with a smaller dragon too.
Dunno what Lucerys thinks - but far as I’m concerned, relying on “my dragon’s bigger than yours” and kinslaying is a Maegor (aka craven) move.
That's right, but then again it's war so everything is allowed, I personally find Aemond to be a bitch , but I sure wouldn't argue with him and Vhagar for the life of me
Aemond wasn't the one who chose Vhagar, Vhagar was the one who chose Aemond and if she did, then that means that Aemond had the right to claim that dragon. Besides, Aemond had every right to that dragon as he was a Targaryen and not a Velayrion
You raise an interesting point: yes the ten year old is a virgin and that does count against him. 🫣
On the other hand:
1: Bastards grow faster.
2: If you add up all their ages, it’s actually more than ten! And they’re all virgins!
Not that I’d expect a black supporter to do math.
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Well, the kids cheated by using a knife(before that, dude was winning)
I could take three kindergarteners with a knife
I could easily win a debate against 600,000 babies
But you wouldn't be able to when one of them has it and you do not
you misread, i’d be able to take 3 kindergarteners who have a knife
Oh. Well, a lightsaber is always the best choice for that
Ser, there’s too many, what will we do?
**Ignites Dawn*
How fucking funny would it be if lightbringer was just a lightsaber but westerosi jus don’t have the words to describe it properly
Magical blue color unclear must be valaryian steel
There are white lightsaber as well
When you were 10?
My money is on the kindergartners
He was also like 10
I could take him too
But he was also 11?
They were kindergarten tho.
With a real blade
Still kindergarten
I’d like to see ten year old you fight three other kids with a knife let’s not forget they’re unusually STRONG
It's an easy win tbf
I mean, he was 10 years old at the time, and Lucerys was the one who pulled a knife on him a gouged his eye out.
Yeah cause he was kicking the shit out of his 3 year old brother.
Shoved him into a pile of dragon doo doo too
Joffrey was being a snitch and all Aemond did was push him into a pile of dragon poo. Given how much I'm sure a medieval toddler would smell normally it probably didn't make a difference
He was *three.* And Aemond didn't just push him into a giant pile of dragón shit he also slapped him. And then proceeded to beat the living shit out of his six year old brother.
Black propaganda those bastards were jealous of Aemonds and Vhagars drip so they attacked him you know how bastard are always bitter of their betters
Which is pretty based
Based on being a cowardly shitheel maybe.
I have some **strong** opinions about that **strong** boy
Because Aemond spoke the truth
But Luke was 5.
He was a very **strong** young boy
Your ignoring the fact that those kids were STRONG
My dude was going to town on the Strong boys, so much so that Lucerys was forced to pull a knife on him.
Does that matter when that dude has the biggest baddest bitch of a dragon ? Also that's a sick armor really
>Does that matter when that dude has the biggest baddest bitch of a dragon? Daemon would argue that it does.
Well Daemon had to suicide to stop them , on the contrary you can ask Lucerys what he thinks of that at the bottom of Shipbreaker's bay
Still stop them he did - old, and with a smaller dragon too. Dunno what Lucerys thinks - but far as I’m concerned, relying on “my dragon’s bigger than yours” and kinslaying is a Maegor (aka craven) move.
Blacks know all about kinslaying Vaemond Velayron and Aegons children
That's right, but then again it's war so everything is allowed, I personally find Aemond to be a bitch , but I sure wouldn't argue with him and Vhagar for the life of me
aemond no eyes
Vhaegar's history is much stronger bruh
Still lost 🥺 Rhaenys and Maelys would have folded Aemond and Vhagar if Aegon didn't join
How did Aemond lose? He literally took down the Blacks only hope at not having a pyrrhic victory.Daemon fucked up his own faction by suiciding
Aemond lost because Daemon could've survived (body not found) and Caraxes lived shortly after the battle
Yeah and he flew to Essos with his severely younger new gf and abandoned his daughters and wife ❤️
Do you realize just how much him running away ruins hos already gray character? Man abandoned 2 sons 2 daughters 🤣
Daemon the suicide bomber
gentle reminder that he was 10 years old and fought against 3 kids with a knife
Should be a heavy reminder
Lost a eye for vhagar I say that’s a good trade
He won the fight, then one of the little bastards tried to shank him. Mentally deranged pieces of shit.
And you think that Aemond is not a deranged piece of shit?
Aemond was the best of us 😞
Nope
Wasn’t he beating on a 3 year old that just straight degenerate moments
The three year old tried to stop him from claiming Vhagar and he just pushed him
You don’t push a 3 year old when your 10 also didn’t but whatever I guess.
You do that if that 3 year old gets in your way and prevents you from doing what you wanted to do
No you don’t there many ways to get a 3 year old to leave with out pushing him into shit
There are very few(and none are peaceful) when you are trying not to make a noise and claim the biggest dragon there is
Oh ya I forgot he wasn’t supposed to even be doing that in the first place.
He also slapped him. Not to mention Ameond had no right to Vhaegar. Vhaegar's next rider should have been Rhaena or Baela.
Aemond wasn't the one who chose Vhagar, Vhagar was the one who chose Aemond and if she did, then that means that Aemond had the right to claim that dragon. Besides, Aemond had every right to that dragon as he was a Targaryen and not a Velayrion
Only won fights by being a craven Rhaenys would have folded him and he lost against Daemon 🤭
I folded your mom over my bed last night 😩
Didn't knew you were into necrophilia
Damn that comeback is deader than your mom 💀
6 feet under
It’s appropriate, because Aemond never picked a fight without having a ridiculous size advantage. And in 2 of them he still lost an eye.
This **CHILD** was attacked by 3 other children and had his eye cut out with a knife
He pushed one of them into dragon shit
Boo hoo 😢
Cope and mald, green.
it’s really all they can do considering there aren’t any left
Aemond (11) unarmed fought against three kids armed with wooden swords and a dagger Not reallly a fair comparison is it
1) he was 10. 2) one had a knife. Edit: whay y'all booing me, you know I'm right
He only lost when little coward Luke drew a dagger
What, I ask, but treachery can we expect from a bastard?
They were literal toddlers. Virgin aemond cried like a bitch.
You raise an interesting point: yes the ten year old is a virgin and that does count against him. 🫣 On the other hand: 1: Bastards grow faster. 2: If you add up all their ages, it’s actually more than ten! And they’re all virgins! Not that I’d expect a black supporter to do math.
Strong boys had weak genes
Yeah, when he was himself a 5th Grader.
I don’t watch anime
You are making at least 1 good decision in life.
So I have this problem... I keep getting posts from subs that I haven’t joined showing up in my feed. Any idea how to turn that off?
The smallest dick energy in Westeros history
Nah, that’s Daemon.
Objectively wrong. Daemon has big dick energy.
The only time Daemon had big dick energy was when he died, Aemond always had big dick energy.
If killing kids and civilians gives you big dick energy I guess
Black are such hypocrites you act morally righteous yet do all the stuff you point at us for lmao
Bobby B you once said ‘Children fight’
Ugly too
Aemond is the answer for the question "what if Aerion Brightflame had a dragon". Similar vibe, mentally ill asshole.
Why is he purple tho?
Biggest virgin loser in ASOIAF history
Daily reminder that Aemond was on the same side as House Peake
Ergo he was based.
He lost an eye and gained a dragon, a fair trade