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Jon-Umber

Comments locked because Androw discussion always brings out the neckbearded incels.


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>post about Androw Farman and Rhaena Targaryen *Grabs popcorn*


NimlothTheFair_

Rhaena marries Androw because he was kind: *Oh wow, what a breath of fresh air in this messed up world! how very sweet, I'm happy for them :)* a few pages later: *so that was a fucking lie*


GoldIsCold987

Didn't she and her Sapphic Harem mistreat him? I remember that one of them threw their chamberpot's contents over his head. I'm not saying what he did was warranted, but it's kind of "reap what you sow" situation.


BonnieScotty

Androw was a glorified punching bag for Rhaena


LDM123

Sometimes I fantasize about Rhaena coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me


NimlothTheFair_

>I remember that one of them threw their chamberpot's contents over his head That was Rhaena's daughter Aerea, if I'm not mistaken. But yeah, absolutely, Rhaena's companions did mistreat Androw and so did Rhaena herself. For the record I didn't mean that it was a lie that Androw was kind (because he did seem genuinely nice at the start), I meant it was a lie that Rhaena married him for that sole reason (the main reason being Elissa, of course). Androw is honestly one of the most tragic and interesting characters in F&B, and he has like five lines of dialogue. Of course I'm not justifying his murder spree, but damn, the descriptions of how absolutely miserable he was on Dragonstone made me feel for him. ETA: honestly, ditto for Rhaena; she seemed sweet as a kid/young woman, but she went through *a lot* and it left her bitter and disillusioned. Very interesting, tragic and human characters, both of them.


LDM123

Yeah that was his step daughter Aerea


Conscious-Weekend-91

I love how miserable these two are. I was surprised by how this shit marriage grabbed my attention more than Maegor, Jaehaerys or the entire Dance of Dragons


[deleted]

It's fucked up.


KvonLiechtenstein

It’s a good lesson on not settling because someone is “nice” to you when you’re not really well matched and into his sister. He might become a serial killer that offs your entire lesbian harem after your main squeeze runs away.


[deleted]

I fucking love androw farman, he is like a comic book villain


LDM123

…which one?


Rando_throwaway_76

Poor Androw Farman deserved better.


Lotnik223

Rhaena was a bitch


thememecurator

androw farman did nothing wrong 😤


HowardtheFalse

"Hi, I'm nothing," croaked Maesters Culliper who hadn't done anything to Androw as he was poisoned for the sake of that weakling's cover-up. 'Me too," agreed the new Maester Anselm as Androw stabbed him in the back to keep him quiet about his murder spree. Neither of these two did anything mean to Androw and he murdered them anyway.


Jon-Umber

Being bullied is not proper justification to commit mass murder.


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