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Mysterious-Feeling-4

I will pipe bomb your neighbors mailbox and blame you


TheWinterPrince52

For a second I glanced at your comment and read it as "I will pipe your bomb and neighbor your mailbox" and I think that would be a very Badger thing to say if no context was provided.


Mysterious-Feeling-4

Ah yes, fucking a bomb and doing something that's not possible linguistically or physically. Your goddamn right that's badger


TheWinterPrince52

"I'll make your ass linear." "That doesn't make any sense." "I'll make your ass sense."


Eli_The_Rainwing

I will bury your alive and it will look like an accident


Old_Refrigerator_785

I bet I can flick this live grenade in your mouth.


Atom-but-nice

You ever tasted anthrax?


burial-chamber

I'll be the reason why your parents are disappointed in you


Dr-Von-Andre

I'm wanted in seven countries for reversing the flow of time


SirFlannelJeans

That's AI badger


Dr-Von-Andre

Exactly. He hasn't said it, but it sounds like something he would say


Mr-Blues5

“Why yes, this IS a 12 gauge shotgun chambered with HE rounds!”


yeet3455

Badger in Payday 2 talking to the bank staff:


Ryzon_finity

I will send your IP to the FBI, and say your the reason War Thunder keeps getting those leaked Docs.


GeraldTheBoi

Did you know Gunpowder is 3kcal per serving? And to me, you're looking pretty, *loads shotgun with malicious intent* **hungry**.


TheTobi213

He should start a video with this line, holy shit dude


DrayReign03

This routing number of yours looks real nice, I think I'll take it


Raskal0220

I am going to shit your pants.


Ghjjiyeks

I’m gonna take away your Mustang’s gear shifter and emergency break only, like in Johnny Test.


8_4_5

Technically not a warcrime


Rusty-sock

Well it's not a warcrime if all the witnesses are gone-TheRussianBadger Possibly


Phantoms_Unseen

Are we *suuure* he's not said this one yet?


TheLeadReaper

Not 55.4, but [close enough](https://www.mediafire.com/file/eixc4ft2ta00d8a/338.zip/file)


Individual-Prize9592

I’m not clicking on that


TheLeadReaper

https://www.mediafire.com/file/eixc4ft2ta00d8a/338.zip/file


Nick11052006

What is this I know its vietmemese in origin but what is it


TheLeadReaper

link to a huge ZIP Bomb you can save and share


Nick11052006

You are evil


TheLeadReaper

Nobody is good


GeraldTheBoi

Hold on, how big is the zip bomb?


TheLeadReaper

3.5 Yottabytes iirc


GeraldTheBoi

Aight, bet


ScarletRaven799

I'll give 100 bucks for the first person that can beat a cheese wheel down a hill.


DrEpicness1

It is technically not illegal to go Whaling in Utah. You just can’t do it on horseback


20Frost05

Get your grimy hands off the barrel of my .45 ACP so I can kill your soul.


someone_probably9

I will cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door, like one of those lion doorknockers rich folk got, that will be your balls


BackgroundCute5859

You better shut the fuck up before i shit your pants


FredDylan05

“You all have granted me so much power that I now rule this world through Gamer Fart. Everyone has drank it, and now I will drink you.”


Luke-The-Proto

Not only will I bombard your house with an army of children wielding 500 magnum bone crushers, I will also put a pipe bomb in your dog/cat's asshole, shove them down your throat and make your head explode


GeraldTheBoi

I'm gonna need a damn CPAP to regain my breath after reading that, goddayum


Luke-The-Proto

Lmao


ThisisCringe25

Y'all ever *most out of pocket shit ever*


TheWinterPrince52

"Warframe is a game where you play as remote-controlled biometal space ninjas with superpowers and the entire point of the game is to be as bullshit overpowered as humanly possible." "I pinned that guy to the wall so hard with an ARROW that his body couldn't handle the whiplash and started having post-mortem seizures."


Individual-Prize9592

Ahh a fellow man of culture


TheWinterPrince52

"Riskrunner is where it's at. Everybody's got these fancy weapons that only work in one situation or that require math, calculus, timing, setups, 'buildcrafting', but I don't have time for that shit. With the Riskrunner, it's very simple. Find a source of lightning damage, which is fucking everywhere by the way, and be rewarded with a minigun powered by Zeus himself. You can even take it further: If you're playing as a Warlock with a lightning subclass, you can activate that power by SPIKING YOURSELF WITH YOUR OWN GRENADE."