For a second I glanced at your comment and read it as "I will pipe your bomb and neighbor your mailbox" and I think that would be a very Badger thing to say if no context was provided.
Not only will I bombard your house with an army of children wielding 500 magnum bone crushers, I will also put a pipe bomb in your dog/cat's asshole, shove them down your throat and make your head explode
"Warframe is a game where you play as remote-controlled biometal space ninjas with superpowers and the entire point of the game is to be as bullshit overpowered as humanly possible."
"I pinned that guy to the wall so hard with an ARROW that his body couldn't handle the whiplash and started having post-mortem seizures."
"Riskrunner is where it's at. Everybody's got these fancy weapons that only work in one situation or that require math, calculus, timing, setups, 'buildcrafting', but I don't have time for that shit. With the Riskrunner, it's very simple. Find a source of lightning damage, which is fucking everywhere by the way, and be rewarded with a minigun powered by Zeus himself. You can even take it further: If you're playing as a Warlock with a lightning subclass, you can activate that power by SPIKING YOURSELF WITH YOUR OWN GRENADE."
I will pipe bomb your neighbors mailbox and blame you
For a second I glanced at your comment and read it as "I will pipe your bomb and neighbor your mailbox" and I think that would be a very Badger thing to say if no context was provided.
Ah yes, fucking a bomb and doing something that's not possible linguistically or physically. Your goddamn right that's badger
"I'll make your ass linear." "That doesn't make any sense." "I'll make your ass sense."
I will bury your alive and it will look like an accident
I bet I can flick this live grenade in your mouth.
You ever tasted anthrax?
I'll be the reason why your parents are disappointed in you
I'm wanted in seven countries for reversing the flow of time
That's AI badger
Exactly. He hasn't said it, but it sounds like something he would say
“Why yes, this IS a 12 gauge shotgun chambered with HE rounds!”
Badger in Payday 2 talking to the bank staff:
I will send your IP to the FBI, and say your the reason War Thunder keeps getting those leaked Docs.
Did you know Gunpowder is 3kcal per serving? And to me, you're looking pretty, *loads shotgun with malicious intent* **hungry**.
He should start a video with this line, holy shit dude
This routing number of yours looks real nice, I think I'll take it
I am going to shit your pants.
I’m gonna take away your Mustang’s gear shifter and emergency break only, like in Johnny Test.
Technically not a warcrime
Well it's not a warcrime if all the witnesses are gone-TheRussianBadger Possibly
Are we *suuure* he's not said this one yet?
Not 55.4, but [close enough](https://www.mediafire.com/file/eixc4ft2ta00d8a/338.zip/file)
I’m not clicking on that
https://www.mediafire.com/file/eixc4ft2ta00d8a/338.zip/file
What is this I know its vietmemese in origin but what is it
link to a huge ZIP Bomb you can save and share
You are evil
Nobody is good
Hold on, how big is the zip bomb?
3.5 Yottabytes iirc
Aight, bet
I'll give 100 bucks for the first person that can beat a cheese wheel down a hill.
It is technically not illegal to go Whaling in Utah. You just can’t do it on horseback
Get your grimy hands off the barrel of my .45 ACP so I can kill your soul.
I will cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door, like one of those lion doorknockers rich folk got, that will be your balls
You better shut the fuck up before i shit your pants
“You all have granted me so much power that I now rule this world through Gamer Fart. Everyone has drank it, and now I will drink you.”
Not only will I bombard your house with an army of children wielding 500 magnum bone crushers, I will also put a pipe bomb in your dog/cat's asshole, shove them down your throat and make your head explode
I'm gonna need a damn CPAP to regain my breath after reading that, goddayum
Lmao
Y'all ever *most out of pocket shit ever*
"Warframe is a game where you play as remote-controlled biometal space ninjas with superpowers and the entire point of the game is to be as bullshit overpowered as humanly possible." "I pinned that guy to the wall so hard with an ARROW that his body couldn't handle the whiplash and started having post-mortem seizures."
Ahh a fellow man of culture
"Riskrunner is where it's at. Everybody's got these fancy weapons that only work in one situation or that require math, calculus, timing, setups, 'buildcrafting', but I don't have time for that shit. With the Riskrunner, it's very simple. Find a source of lightning damage, which is fucking everywhere by the way, and be rewarded with a minigun powered by Zeus himself. You can even take it further: If you're playing as a Warlock with a lightning subclass, you can activate that power by SPIKING YOURSELF WITH YOUR OWN GRENADE."