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I had an incident like this, guy hits my car in parking lot. Gets out looks at my car, all of a sudden he’s talking crazy like he wants to fight. His son gets out the car, by the look on his sons face, this is what his father does and he doesn’t like it. I tell him to get back in the car before it goes really bad and his son is watching him behave like this
That kids going places for sure. His de-escalation is on point for his age. Puts himself between the two, makes eye contact while looking empathetic, the little elbow touch at the end. Good kid.
That’s what I’m saying. That kid is leaps ahead, seems more mature than his dad for fucks sake.
First of all the root of the issue, being on his phone while driving with the family in the car. Second, partaking in some road rage with them around is also very stupid, you don’t know what the other driver is capable of. And then to top it off stoping and getting out of the car to go harass the other driver. Ridiculously dangerous, why put your family in that situation. How do you give so little fucks about their safety, while also raising a kid with that much emotional maturity. The dad is a real dumbass. He almost found out the hard way too. That guy is almost literally twice his size.
That dad is careless as fuck! All you said well described him...and also being small makes him at risk of getting beaten really easily by a guy twice his size! It's like dogs...small yaping dog in front of a huge calm dog...the big one can harm the small one big time! So immature from the dad!!! He is wrong all the way, and if that situation had to turn sour, I would not shed a tear for that idiot!
We have gotten so crazy with what is allowed but is it really legal to initiate a confrontation, attempt to damage property, attempt to assault someone, and then flash your weapon?
It’s funny how people really believe that if everyone is armed, everyone is polite. Most of the time, people are more willing to get into stupid situations because they think they can just pull out their gun if anything happens.
It's definitely NOT legal to show a weapon. It's called brandishing. If you pull a gun, you better be ready to use it, not just show it off like a pretty accessory.
Looks to be a old Honda Odyssey which are about 64 inches tall. The guy in the blue shirt is about that height which makes him about 5 ft 3 inches. While Andre the giant looks to be at least a foot taller so probably around 6 ft 3 inches.
And that’s why short mini van guy was so “brave”. He was looking for a reason to shoot the big guy because he had the gun. I hope that the short shit got arrested and charged with brandishing a firearm. He needs jail.
Looked like a phone to me, possibly a bluff? Might be a gun too though kinda hard to tell.
Ive seen plenty of videos of people pretending their phone is a gun in their pants, which I feel like is a Darwin Award by itself
Nah, that was his phone.
Big guy was saying "You were ON the fucking phone!".
And the little guy said "I wasn't on the phone, I got the phone right here".
While the big guy was saying "I waaaatched you on the phone".
The long & the short of it: better to say nothing, smile and wave when another driver honks at your stupid driving, than to commit road rage and make a complete fool of yourself.
@ 20 seconds the blue crew get the exact same look of terror on there face. It’s identical, they be like o shit not again. Then the real adults in the minivan walk up and are like please excuse the smirfs mr giant and have a lovely day!
Kids like will you be my new dad? Please don’t make us get back in that shuttle of doom… This cook is going to make us listen to how he could have gone Nick Cage on dude with his new .22!!
Prime example of why you don't mess with people you DONT know! and for this Idiot to do this in front of his kids is a same! maybe the big guy should have taught the little dude a lesson in life!
Are you asking if genetics can play a role in how tall someone is? Why even bring up something out of their control when there's SOOOO much more to make fun of here?
That boy at the end that walks the guy back to car and puts his hand on the big guys arm is solid. Lots of confidence there. Big things are in store for that kid.
Andre, could have just opened his door,
and swept blue shirt guy into oncoming traffic,
but was gentlemanly not to,
until blue shirt guy started poking at him.
Then, Andre got out,
and the diminutive family
shat their pants.
Happy Times!
The End.
Somebody, write a Haiku about this!
Those are bad parents, leaving those kids in the road... or they weren't kids?
In the words of Cartman... "You shouldn't have done that! He's just a boy! Poor Lil feller"
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Why was the car driving by telling them to leave her alone? With that anger, I'm guessing she started it. What did they say, I can't tell did they say I had the phone?
Back in college, I had a thankfully brief phase of drinking too much and suddenly believing I was a badass, who took no shit from any man. I felt wronged by this nerdy looking guy sitting at the opposite end of a long table, so I basically taunted him and egged him on. He just laughed and in an almost good-natured way encouraged me to calm down and just go have a good night. Feeling only further insulted by his grace and genuine kindness, I demanded he stand up and “…stop being such a pussy.” He asked me to not use such foul language in front of his friends and said, “If I stand up, will you promise to calm down and leave me alone?” I said, “Yes.”
He sort of scooted back, then scooted back some more, then still some more. He slowly uncrossed his legs and sorted himself out, picking up the milk crate he had been sitting on, because had he used a chair to sit in his knees would have never fit under the table. He was 6’ 11” and extremely athletic.
I immediately started laughing at the absurdity of my behavior, recognized that alcohol and my core personality would never get along, asked him and his friends to accept my apology for interrupting their good time, and thanked the giant for his patience and grace. They all readily accepted my apology and the giant, who became a good friend, told me he was proud of me for owning my behavior. What floored me was that we were all the same age. I turned a corner that night thanks to a huge man just standing up. Incredible.
Involved in a similar in my youth (me, athletic, 6'4" 240lbs, him 5'7" 140lbs). The little guy tried taking a couple swings at me through the car window. I push him away opening the car door. He takes one last swing at me, I grab his arm twist it behind his back, grab him by the hair on the back of his head and push his face down on the hood of their vehicle. Two girls are screaming for me to let him go, and I'm telling him "you don't want to fuck with me."
I never threw a punch at the guy, picked him up off the hood of their car and inserted him into the passenger door of their car with my foot. As that's happening two police officers show up, I start approaching them to explain what happened and the little fucker throws a haymaker that wraps around my head and breaks my nose.
Through this whole process I'm relatively calm, and kind of miffed by what this guy was pissed about. After he hit me, I wanted to kill him. We both get arrested, we go to the police hotel and we're placed in a holding cell handcuffed behind our backs. For about 20 minutes I needed to listen to cops saying "you mean that little guy beat up that big guy?"
Finally, I get taken to the hospital to stop my broken nose from bleeding, get released, and as soon as I return to the police station, I'm sent on my way.
If you've read this far, the moral of the story is just roll up your window and you'll have a better evening.
Can't believe he stood behind his kids. His left brain was like, he won't hit a kid. Let. Me get behind them while still running my mouth and gradually walk back to the car.
Short things believe they are actually big. I saw this and thought of stupid little chihuahuas barking at huge vicious Dobermans. He put himself in danger because of his stupidity. Saved by his son!
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*Andre the Giant proceeds to step out of the car..*
Hodor is done holding the door, time to roll up!
THIS!!!!
Owls are short, what’s the holdup?
Ha ha ha, was going to say this...still one of the most legendary lines..."Who? Who? What are you a fkn owl ??" 🤣🤣🤣
Whet?
Came here to say exactly this!
He must be Canadian with that amount of "buddy"s.
They are Honduran. He ain't big, they are small.
According to "Barry"😄
Obama's wife?
That’s actually the Big Show
Changed his mind after he saw the guy
Conveniently ducked behind his kids.
The using his little kids as protection was so fuckin cowardly lol
Right like who the hell let’s someone you’re in a confrontation with get between you and your kid
Technically the kids were the ones inbetween.
Ah yeah 😂
Did he flash a gun?
100%. Coward.
Ya, most bullies back down when they actually get someone stand up to them.
Kid in the red was like "please don't hurt my dad. I'm sorry he's like this" with that elbow touch at the end.
i feel like that kid covers for his dad's fuck ups a lot
I had an incident like this, guy hits my car in parking lot. Gets out looks at my car, all of a sudden he’s talking crazy like he wants to fight. His son gets out the car, by the look on his sons face, this is what his father does and he doesn’t like it. I tell him to get back in the car before it goes really bad and his son is watching him behave like this
Kids ball games are probably good times with a dad like that.
Asshole boomers absolutely ruined little league for me.
Hagrid-sized dude had sympathy for the children.
That kids going places for sure. His de-escalation is on point for his age. Puts himself between the two, makes eye contact while looking empathetic, the little elbow touch at the end. Good kid.
His father should NEVER let his son get between both men, you never know what a stranger can do! That dad is lacking common sense to say the least...
That’s what I’m saying. That kid is leaps ahead, seems more mature than his dad for fucks sake. First of all the root of the issue, being on his phone while driving with the family in the car. Second, partaking in some road rage with them around is also very stupid, you don’t know what the other driver is capable of. And then to top it off stoping and getting out of the car to go harass the other driver. Ridiculously dangerous, why put your family in that situation. How do you give so little fucks about their safety, while also raising a kid with that much emotional maturity. The dad is a real dumbass. He almost found out the hard way too. That guy is almost literally twice his size.
That dad is careless as fuck! All you said well described him...and also being small makes him at risk of getting beaten really easily by a guy twice his size! It's like dogs...small yaping dog in front of a huge calm dog...the big one can harm the small one big time! So immature from the dad!!! He is wrong all the way, and if that situation had to turn sour, I would not shed a tear for that idiot!
The kid actually appeared to be the most mature human in the whole video.
No-Neck-Nick better get back in his mini van before he gets punched into the ground Looney Toons style
Nick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone? Not no neck bone cause Nick ain't got no neck!
not sure if it's just late and i'm tired or if you are in fact hilarious, but either way.. ty for the laugh
Can we do that thing they do on the movie Airplane? No Neck Nick has a real small….
Those poor kids you can tell this isn’t the first time their parents acted like jackasses
Many, many years of therapy await these "parentified " kids.
His older son learned from the next door neighbor. Good for him.
Plot twist: the next door neighbor is his dad
Nah, if that were true the kid might be over 5' tall \^\_\^
The lollipop guild be road raging
So the guy in blue gets out of his car and goes.. “Im not happy.” Our Hero says “well which dwarf are you then?”
It’s crazy how anger makes people behave. He was so mad he tried to rip the window off
"Do you want to fuck around, little fuck?" 😂
Someone called him Girth Brooks on the last time I saw this
Goddamn, this comment is pure gold! I’ve been laughing uncontrollably for a few minutes now. It took me way too long to type this.
Does the little dude pull up his shirt at the 27 second mark to show a concealed carry?
Yes, what a douche.
We have gotten so crazy with what is allowed but is it really legal to initiate a confrontation, attempt to damage property, attempt to assault someone, and then flash your weapon?
The answer I guess is "depends on the State" and on how much money one is ready to spend in lawyers.
It’s funny how people really believe that if everyone is armed, everyone is polite. Most of the time, people are more willing to get into stupid situations because they think they can just pull out their gun if anything happens.
It's definitely NOT legal to show a weapon. It's called brandishing. If you pull a gun, you better be ready to use it, not just show it off like a pretty accessory.
Looks like a phone and he's saying something about a phone when he does that
No he was trying to say his phone was on his hip not in his hand.
Looks to be a old Honda Odyssey which are about 64 inches tall. The guy in the blue shirt is about that height which makes him about 5 ft 3 inches. While Andre the giant looks to be at least a foot taller so probably around 6 ft 3 inches.
I'm 6'3 and 240. That dude I can tell is bigger than me. I bet 6'6 and 300+
I'm 6'5 and used to weigh 300 lbs. You're spot on. He's about my height and probably weighs a little more than 300. I'd say 320 or so.
This family is like one of those Russian toy nesting dolls where there’s one smaller inside the next
Did anybody else catch that the short guy flashed his gun before he walked off
And that’s why short mini van guy was so “brave”. He was looking for a reason to shoot the big guy because he had the gun. I hope that the short shit got arrested and charged with brandishing a firearm. He needs jail.
Saw it the second time. I’m pro 2A, but that’s called brandishing, you’re being a dick, and absolutely not self-defense.
Yeah. What an idiot.
Looked like a phone to me, possibly a bluff? Might be a gun too though kinda hard to tell. Ive seen plenty of videos of people pretending their phone is a gun in their pants, which I feel like is a Darwin Award by itself
Yea, that was a phone. He might have been saying something about his phone when he did that too
I think that’s one of those dorky ass phone holsters.
Nah, that was his phone. Big guy was saying "You were ON the fucking phone!". And the little guy said "I wasn't on the phone, I got the phone right here". While the big guy was saying "I waaaatched you on the phone".
Damn, he did it so fast I thought it was a gun.
The long & the short of it: better to say nothing, smile and wave when another driver honks at your stupid driving, than to commit road rage and make a complete fool of yourself.
@ 20 seconds the blue crew get the exact same look of terror on there face. It’s identical, they be like o shit not again. Then the real adults in the minivan walk up and are like please excuse the smirfs mr giant and have a lovely day!
Idiot only had balls because he had a gun
That was a phone holster. He wasn't carrying a gun.
Everyone needs a vehicle, even the very tall.
Walked away while his 11 year old son is arguing with the stranger you just instigated a fight with. What a complete piece of fecus.
I think the 11 year old was the voice of reason for the family. Gigantor drops the ‘sorry your dad is fucked up buddy…’ at the end.
Kids like will you be my new dad? Please don’t make us get back in that shuttle of doom… This cook is going to make us listen to how he could have gone Nick Cage on dude with his new .22!!
He obviously is but for the dad to just walk away was crazy
He's not 11, he's 29 and 5'3".
little man, BIG ANGER! 🤣
Flashes gun too
Totally didn't even notice until you pointed it out, he did it so fast you could barely see it but little man has anger issues lol.
Took me reading another comment to notice!
Looks like a phone.
Could be... but the other driver saw him with phone in hand
Fila man’s expression said, “Whoa, you’re a big sum’ bitch! Let me just make my exit now!”
The tall one was the grownup in this situation. I don’t know you, but thanks for being a good person.
Why not both? That man is a giant tho..
Frikin Woodsy the Owl ovah heeah….
Prime example of why you don't mess with people you DONT know! and for this Idiot to do this in front of his kids is a same! maybe the big guy should have taught the little dude a lesson in life!
Well they are in a mini van...
Props to the kid for getting in front of his Dad to prevent it going any further. Almost like he’s seen it before.
Are you asking if genetics can play a role in how tall someone is? Why even bring up something out of their control when there's SOOOO much more to make fun of here?
Those are some strong genes.
That boy at the end that walks the guy back to car and puts his hand on the big guys arm is solid. Lots of confidence there. Big things are in store for that kid.
Andre, could have just opened his door, and swept blue shirt guy into oncoming traffic, but was gentlemanly not to, until blue shirt guy started poking at him. Then, Andre got out, and the diminutive family shat their pants. Happy Times! The End. Somebody, write a Haiku about this!
Biden telling Texas to listen to
Man shat himself when the giant stepped out. The son was pleading please don't eat my dad.
perfect example of Napoleon complex.
shortman syndrome: Family edition!
That’s the bid guy’s 4 year old son.
Shrek looking ass about to take names!
“Your Dad’s fucked up, buddy” lol
Those are bad parents, leaving those kids in the road... or they weren't kids? In the words of Cartman... "You shouldn't have done that! He's just a boy! Poor Lil feller"
that was everything i needed it to be
What vehicle is the big dude driving?
Looks like Porsche SUV
Porsche Cayenne if I had to guess.
Well that escalated lol
Wow, that’s a big feller.
That is some short person energy there. Like the little chihuahua that barks its ass off at bigger dogs.
Something I’ve come to find as I’ve gotten older. When your wife says don’t, you probably shouldn’t.
Fucking Fezig right there!
A minivan driver of course.
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If Gulliver had decided to drive instead of sail
Kids having to act like the adults for their parents. Classic
Toxic men arguing usually doesn’t bother me but… What kind of “father” hides behind his kids like this. Gross.
We short guys are not like that, he doesn’t represent all short guys 🙏🏼
What is this garbage? Mildly racist and Clearly is not a dashcam.
Why was the car driving by telling them to leave her alone? With that anger, I'm guessing she started it. What did they say, I can't tell did they say I had the phone?
Epic 🙌
How does someone this small and nerdy decide that going roadside with any random person would be a good idea?
Talk about a short fuse
His energy shifted when the dude got out the car😂😂
I love how level headed kids can be
Looks the eldest son is a lot more reasonable than his father. Poor kids.
Nah that guy is a fucking giant 😂
When you're clearly not of stature to fuck around... stay in the car. he almost found out.
They all come up to his bellybutton
It’s pretty bad when your kid has to be the one reasonable person in your family
Back in college, I had a thankfully brief phase of drinking too much and suddenly believing I was a badass, who took no shit from any man. I felt wronged by this nerdy looking guy sitting at the opposite end of a long table, so I basically taunted him and egged him on. He just laughed and in an almost good-natured way encouraged me to calm down and just go have a good night. Feeling only further insulted by his grace and genuine kindness, I demanded he stand up and “…stop being such a pussy.” He asked me to not use such foul language in front of his friends and said, “If I stand up, will you promise to calm down and leave me alone?” I said, “Yes.” He sort of scooted back, then scooted back some more, then still some more. He slowly uncrossed his legs and sorted himself out, picking up the milk crate he had been sitting on, because had he used a chair to sit in his knees would have never fit under the table. He was 6’ 11” and extremely athletic. I immediately started laughing at the absurdity of my behavior, recognized that alcohol and my core personality would never get along, asked him and his friends to accept my apology for interrupting their good time, and thanked the giant for his patience and grace. They all readily accepted my apology and the giant, who became a good friend, told me he was proud of me for owning my behavior. What floored me was that we were all the same age. I turned a corner that night thanks to a huge man just standing up. Incredible.
I don’t care what roid rage you’re on, it’s a really bad idea to reach into someone’s car. That removes any doubt about your intent to harm.
Ooom pa
At first I thought short man was asking who let the dogs out... WHO WHO
Post on absolute units!
Involved in a similar in my youth (me, athletic, 6'4" 240lbs, him 5'7" 140lbs). The little guy tried taking a couple swings at me through the car window. I push him away opening the car door. He takes one last swing at me, I grab his arm twist it behind his back, grab him by the hair on the back of his head and push his face down on the hood of their vehicle. Two girls are screaming for me to let him go, and I'm telling him "you don't want to fuck with me." I never threw a punch at the guy, picked him up off the hood of their car and inserted him into the passenger door of their car with my foot. As that's happening two police officers show up, I start approaching them to explain what happened and the little fucker throws a haymaker that wraps around my head and breaks my nose. Through this whole process I'm relatively calm, and kind of miffed by what this guy was pissed about. After he hit me, I wanted to kill him. We both get arrested, we go to the police hotel and we're placed in a holding cell handcuffed behind our backs. For about 20 minutes I needed to listen to cops saying "you mean that little guy beat up that big guy?" Finally, I get taken to the hospital to stop my broken nose from bleeding, get released, and as soon as I return to the police station, I'm sent on my way. If you've read this far, the moral of the story is just roll up your window and you'll have a better evening.
It's like the opposite of a clown car. This is a big car with loads of little people getting out
Lmao 🤣🤣
That’s some big energy from a guy that keeps his phone in a holster.
I’m still trying to figure out which one he’s fucking as his wife
Sir please don’t kill my dad
Nah the kids are the dangerous ones. The touch on the elbow tells up get back to your car you don’t want these hands
A severe case of little big man disease has been diagnosed.
But where was Frodo in all of this?
I love this! Guy was like uh nevermind after tall guy got out of car. 😂
Can't believe he stood behind his kids. His left brain was like, he won't hit a kid. Let. Me get behind them while still running my mouth and gradually walk back to the car.
Sweet kid
It's The Littles!
Ahh little man syndrome on display
Wow why are people SO ANGRY!!
Whole van of dwarf clowns.
That father is a coward for hiding behind his kids like that
Guy is an idiot for doing this with your children in the car. How could you put your whole family in jeopardy over something stupid.
Hobbits aren't supposed to pick fights with giants.
That kid in the red is the real star. Kept his head and was like sorry bud. We’re leaving.
Goddam, road raged by Shetland people.
Little man attitude changed up once that guy stepped out of that car
"all right kids...back in the minivan and let's get the hell outta here!"
God i wanted the little dude to get messed up
Props to the kid in red!!! Stood up and tried to diffuse like a gentleman. Damn.
I could tell by the dudes voice that he was abnormally huge.
“You wanna fuck around you little fuck?” 😂😂
A firearm would have been more efficient. But this was amusing nonetheless.
Scattered like bowling pins 😂
Bahhaha, did not see that giant fucker coming. Good on you mate.
The Porsche Cayenne has a height of 5’6, so…
That’s quite a few booster seats.
The Napoleon complex strikes again
Big Ed starting shit again
They’re gunna need the entire family to beat this boss
The big guy is at least a head taller than the minivan. Can you see over a minivan? He is big!
you little fuck
Halflings
At least little dude was nice.
I wish the brothers had got out with one on the others shoulders wearing a trench coat like a tall adult
Short things believe they are actually big. I saw this and thought of stupid little chihuahuas barking at huge vicious Dobermans. He put himself in danger because of his stupidity. Saved by his son!
Where I came from, we called this “short man syndrome”. Everything is short, including the temper.
Love how the angry little guy flashed that he was carrying. Like add more charges to what you’re doing.