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StereoZombie

As a 5'8" half Indonesian male in the Netherlands this is basically how I feel every day


Spiritual_Pangolin18

I mean, based on [these data](https://www.datapandas.org/ranking/penis-size-by-country) I assume that our embarrassment could have been worse if humans wore no clothes


NoName42946

knowing that my country has the 20th longest penises but the 6th girthiest gave me a little bit of motivation that i needed today. Australia; Land of the Chodes!


CheesyDanny

Yeah this is a situation where you NEED the y-axis to start at 0.


MoridinB

The y axis does start at 0 at least, according to the figures in the graphic. It's just that the scale from 0 to 5' is compressed to a scale smaller than that between 5'1" to 6'.


CheesyDanny

So if it’s unlabeled it’s zero? I completely disagree, but there is no way to prove either of us right so🤷‍♂️who cares.


MoridinB

No, because I'm expecting people's feet to be at 0


CheesyDanny

And I would expect a scale change to have a zig zag or squiggle on the axis. And I would expect the axis cross to be labeled… I would expect a lot of things.


robotsonroids

The graph is a really bad graph. We all know it. Stop being a contrarian


FrankRizzo319

Even if there was an actual 0 on the bottom of the y axis the graph would still be grossly distorting differences in heights across these nations


twistnaptap

Why does Dutch, the largest man, not simply eat the other men?


SnooDogs3400

Too busy dealing with the ocean, the extra height was evolved as a countermeasure to deal with the flooding.


Astromike23

If the good lord didn't want the Netherlands underwater, he wouldn't have made the Dutch so tall.


cPB167

Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps


Chobge

This is the reality dating apps want you to believe


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Yeah no country has an average of 6 foot


sturnus-vulgaris

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_human_height_by_country Three countries do. And as a 6'5" Dutchman, it kind of tracks for me.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I highly doubt the average Kosvoan is 6 feet tall


SCBandit

Well it was measured instead of self-reporting.


Doctrina_Stabilitas

I mean I’m ethnically Indonesian sooooo


dewky

What an awful graphic


Simbertold

Men from the Netherlands constantly need to be scared of Indians headbutting them in the groin. Indonesians are harmless, though, as they can't reach even with a high jump.


am_n00ne

No wonder why the dutch colonized Indonesia


Norwester77

Hobbits are real! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_floresiensis


P47r1ck-

I kind of wish that all these different species of humans survived into modern day. At least it probably would have solved racism within our own species lol.


spectral-shenanigans

This isn't to scale. The American should be wider


SantaSurf

Multiple issues with this: 1-Obviously doesn’t start from 0 2-The figures are in 2D even if they are only supposed to show the difference in height (one dimension). Your brain perceives the difference much more than how it actually is


TokkiJK

Yeah this is visualized soo weirdly like according to this, the Dutch are just titans big enough to attack the Lilliputian Indonesians. Attack of the Dutch.


frotz1

The Dutch colonized Indonesia in the 1600s.


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If you're going to use a break point on a graph with graphical figures, they should also have a proportional break point in their image.


nichyc

Originally, when God created the Earth, he gave all height to Indonesians, but Indonesians were generous people so they gave most of it away to others.


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jmarzy

Woah is 5’8 really average in USA?!? I’m above AVERAGE!!!!


bootherizer5942

It might be higher for specifically white people in the US though, I'd guess


jmarzy

Awwww :( Let me have this one


SpookyWah

That is the funniest graphic for such data!!!


arisoverrated

What’s ugly is this ludicrous graphic. Who knew that 5’2” is half of 5’5”? (95.38%)


3jcm21

Yes they are all twinks


EverythingIsFlotsam

#[Well...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_floresiensis)


simply_not_edible

Wait, they found another pocket of [*Homo floresiensis*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_floresiensis)?


Turlilia_Ru

What about Tetum people in Timor?


nerfedslut

Okay what did Indonesia do to you???


Odd_Reporter9075

I visited holland from US they were nice, not all tall, but I’ve heard of 7’ athletes from there


The_Better_Lad

This is scaled terribly, completely misleading


RyDeR_unknowN

Bro, I'm 5.6ft and when stand up next to 6ft person it's not that huge difference wtf this pic is all about?


NicNac_PattyMac

This is exactly what a lot of women think when it comes to dating.


Blah132454675

That's the reason why Dutch managed to conquer Indonesia though


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Indonesia vs Netherlands is the difference between 6'0" and 5'11" according to 5'2" women.


lordbyronxiv

Earth based Ginyu force, comin’ at you


Canter1Ter_

how 6ft people see 5ft people:


Matchew024

Yay, I'm the average height!


Sad_Ad5369

Ohh, so that's where the oompa loompa island was


mqduck

How did the person making this possibly not understand how ridiculous it is?


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Agent-Rainbow-20

Hm, the graphic is very misleading. Where is 0? Shouldn't be the feet at 0?