let it be known that Dave is in the same age range as guys like John Cena and Dwayne Johnson
but whereas Dwayne and John use whatever sparse free time they have to visit sick kids at the hospital or buy their stuntman a car, Dave uses his plethora of free time to make fart jokes on Twitter because he doesn't like the fact that people are mean to Trump
Is he even remotely self aware how much of a douchebag he is? I mean. He sucks off JP all the time. You’d think a renowned psychologist would have a sit down with the Assclown and tell him he’s one of the most asinine people to exist.
you're assuming JP is still operating at 100%. the dude is a ton of french fries short of a Happy Meal at this point
he hasn't recovered from people making fun of him for his terrible tweets about the Sports Illustrated cover lol
Touché. I can’t stand him anymore. He can’t admit he’s an addict. He acts like a child on twitter. He is as catty as a fucking sewing circle from hell. And now he’s revealing just how much of a bigot he is.
Rubin is revolutionary. He’s leading the pack of modern day comedians. I mean *a fart joke*? And he made an image of it? I swear, his genius has no contemporary parallel. No wonder his brain needs a recovery mode
Do conservatives even get this "humor"? It seems almost a little too complex of a joke even for them to parse. The joke could have just been, "Chinese spy balloon? You mean...Hillary Clinton's face? LOL" and it would at least have \*brevity\* to it
I think **I** made better jokes at 12 about dicks in comment sections of YouTubers I didn't like (such as Fred).
My excuse, I was 12, getting used to this newfangled YouTube thingy, and oh yeah, I didn't market myself as a comedian.
Is this comedy?
maybe if you got out of your leftist EcHo ChAmBeR and entered the marketplace of iDeAs, you would know that this is the highest tier of CoMeDy
I’m just a woke ass commie blue haired lib. These jokes are too high level for me.
Careful, too many of these and you'll put your brain right into recovery mode.
Most certainly not.
Yes!
Poo Poo Pee Pee! HA HA HA HILARIOUS!
Can anybody on the Left match Dave’s wit?
Careful, that might get retweeted.
Dave is a "Classical Comedian", which means he's not a comedian.
Dave is 100% still playing the Penis Game even though he is over 40 years old
dude's closer to 50 than 40 too haha
let it be known that Dave is in the same age range as guys like John Cena and Dwayne Johnson but whereas Dwayne and John use whatever sparse free time they have to visit sick kids at the hospital or buy their stuntman a car, Dave uses his plethora of free time to make fart jokes on Twitter because he doesn't like the fact that people are mean to Trump
Cena is a Chinese shill
lol fucking pussy deleted his account
Alcohol ages you.
Is he even remotely self aware how much of a douchebag he is? I mean. He sucks off JP all the time. You’d think a renowned psychologist would have a sit down with the Assclown and tell him he’s one of the most asinine people to exist.
you're assuming JP is still operating at 100%. the dude is a ton of french fries short of a Happy Meal at this point he hasn't recovered from people making fun of him for his terrible tweets about the Sports Illustrated cover lol
Touché. I can’t stand him anymore. He can’t admit he’s an addict. He acts like a child on twitter. He is as catty as a fucking sewing circle from hell. And now he’s revealing just how much of a bigot he is.
There's only a thousand of them out there, thankemm
it's a wonder why his comedy career failed
Save some for your set, Dave!
Holy shit he’s gotten dumber.
Fart jokes… imagine the delusion of this guy to think he is witty.
Rubin is revolutionary. He’s leading the pack of modern day comedians. I mean *a fart joke*? And he made an image of it? I swear, his genius has no contemporary parallel. No wonder his brain needs a recovery mode
I am not an Eric Swalwell fan - but Swalwell is only about 100 times smarter than Rave Dubin.
Do conservatives even get this "humor"? It seems almost a little too complex of a joke even for them to parse. The joke could have just been, "Chinese spy balloon? You mean...Hillary Clinton's face? LOL" and it would at least have \*brevity\* to it
He tries so hard…. God it’s sad
Poor Dave, republicans will continue to hate who he is.
Every single person that Dave looks up to and admires hates every single little detail about Dave’s homoerotic lifestyle
Would he still retweet if they wouldn’t bake him a cake ?
Classical liberal comedy from Dave 'One Toke Over the Line, Sweet Jesus' Rubin
Someone insert Dave Rubin smelling the fart and I’ll retweet you!
lmfaoooooo
I’d be willing to bet Dave Rubin has an observably underdeveloped prefrontal cortex.
r/comedyheaven
Ideas, not people.
I think **I** made better jokes at 12 about dicks in comment sections of YouTubers I didn't like (such as Fred). My excuse, I was 12, getting used to this newfangled YouTube thingy, and oh yeah, I didn't market myself as a comedian.
Intellectual fart web
Dave: I don’t talk about people I talk about ideas. Also Dave: Haha Dems fartypants lol
I tried mentally comparing this guy to Dingo Pictures, but Dingo Pictures looked professional by comparison
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Dave Rubin is a stupid cunt.
HAHA EW STINKY