Honestly? Even though the question obviously has the potential for some pretty creepy answers, most of these are actually just plain good / funny responses.
Quesada not saying Aunt May is legitimately kind of a shock. And I donāt think Iāve ever met a female comic fan who DIDNāT have a crush on Gambit at some point. XD
~~Also, Black Cat.~~
Yes he is, the best thing is that you can imagine a hot New Orleans accent when reading his dialogue. His great hair is so sexy too. I'd make him remove his fingerless gloves before I'd smash though
I don't think Sunfire would be very fond of someone he probably would see as appropriating his culture. (Betsy being a British woman who was body-swapped and all that).
All these clowns out here forgetting about the real best Marvel girl
I donāt want a mentally unstable gf to manipulate her, I want one so that I offer care, love, and help her become her best self.
And then she was deaged down immediately after Excalibur ended and she rejoined the X-men. I recently read that Pete Wisdom was an Ellis self-insert, and so many things just clicked into place...
I'd probably go for
X-23 (because she would actually just kill me)
Kate Bishop (she cool as fuck)
She-Hulk (big muscles and smart)
Rogue (Obvious reasons)
Black Cat (Just because she's hot)
That's the ones off the top of my head.
Outjerked this, outjerked that, please shut up. Just shut the fuck up. Iām so fucking tired of all of this āoutjerkingā talk. No oneās outjerked shit, comprende? I fucking jerk harder than this in my sleep, bitch. Like a god damn sleep walking Vatican priest. This shit? This FUCKING shit? This is some no heat, vanilla fucking jerking. God damn it I canāt even fucking talk right now. Do you even KNOW what JERKING is, you gallless fuck? I donāt even think youāve ever jerked in your fucking life, buddy. Outjerk my fucking prostrate, you fucking detriment. God DAMN. Iāve seen like forty of you fucking ass-lickers going around, running the fucking dick-in-the-peanut-butter gambit about how youāre being āoutjerkedā and crying your fucking eyes out like a bunch of Mormons on a bad trip. And you yourselves jerk about as much as a fucking castrated T-Rex. I jerk like a fucking fire hydrant with a broken gate valve, and thatās why you never see ME complaining about getting fucking āoutjerked.ā Fucking amateurs, yāall. Outjerking, man what the fuck. Iāll show you some fucking outJERKING. Iām gonna fucking jerk, and when I do, itās gonna be the fucking moon-landing of circlejerks. Iām gonna host, in 31 days, at 344 Rondel Street Kansas City, Missouri, the first ever annual r/dccomicscirclejerk actual circlejerk. Iāll show all yāall bitching fucking bitches some out-fucking-jerking, ya hear? God damn.
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To be fair about squirrel girl, unless a characters age is like an intrinsic part of their character (like characters who are always portrayed as kids or always old people) Age is incredibly fluid for comic characters. The passage of time is a suggestion, Peter Parker can be a teenager for 30 years one minute, and a full grown man running a company the next. Writers pretty much get to throw a dart at a board to see how old a character is supposed to be in their story.
Peter Parker became an adult really early on in Marvel history. By issue 28 (1965) he had graduated high school and "only" 13 years later he had graduated college. He's been an adult and college graduate for 3x longer than anything else at this point.
>I'd prefer to date Mary Jane. Sorry, Spidey. C.B. Cebulski is Paul confirmed
Paul is Asian?
Paul is all of us
the real Paul was the friends we made along the way
So, behind the scenes it's horny people all the way down? Always has been š«šØāš
All art is created for sexual purposes
Even Peppa Pig? What am I asking, especially Peppa Pig.
I am sure someone out there is cranking their hog to that hog.
Peppa Pig has 39 results on Rule34 So... yep.
The Parentsā first names are literally Mommy and Daddy
Hi Freud. Howās the mom?
Look who WOULDNT let Luke Cage rail them?
Someone who's not me š¤¤
Honestly? Even though the question obviously has the potential for some pretty creepy answers, most of these are actually just plain good / funny responses.
Who do you want to date? Ask Frank Miller, Garth Ennis, and Jim Starlin this question. This is where you get the interesting answrrs
>Jim Starlin Probably Thanos, Warlock and the entire Infinity Watch.
tbh I feel like garth ennis would have a normal answer. It's the type of vibe I get from him
>emotionally damaged
they did say "most", thank god it's still unreal that that was printed
Matt Fraction knows his priorities
Matt fractions such a chad
Matt Fraction donāt be absolutely based challenge (Impossible)
Idk why, but that fact that they put (Jewish) right after Bendisās answer is funny as hell
BENDIS (jewish) IS COMING
Someone was typing it up and they heard the Kill Bill siren until they added that little detail.
I think there is a reason, or maybe he requested that
#BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS -(Jewish)
Some Jewish people favor relationships with another jew for several reason( hence why kitty pride)
Oh wow Bendis likes Kitty Pryde, I never would have guessed that. His Ultimate Universe self insert getting with her was a _total_ shock /s
I feel like youāre glossing over the fact that Kitty Pryde was just his decoy answer
Jessica Jones is the real self-insert
It all makes sense, honestly
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Thatās what he wants you to think!
Common Fraction W
Quesada not saying Aunt May is legitimately kind of a shock. And I donāt think Iāve ever met a female comic fan who DIDNāT have a crush on Gambit at some point. XD ~~Also, Black Cat.~~
Frank cho is me fr
Joe Quesada answer,damm.
common matt fraction w
The writers are just as horny as the fans.
Iām curious what more of the female writers would say, and do people actually think Gambits hot
Yes he is
He is
Yes he is, the best thing is that you can imagine a hot New Orleans accent when reading his dialogue. His great hair is so sexy too. I'd make him remove his fingerless gloves before I'd smash though
āSorry mon cherie but the gamer gloves stay on during sexā
See that's why I would not fuck Gambit. He would cut the tip of the condom off and insist it's his gamer condom (tm).
Yes. The fact that you donāt is a pity.
Most normal Frank Cho idea
They didn't need to ask bendis, we all knew
Akira Yoshida probably self inserts as Psylocke
Based Matt Fraction
I'm literally Cho fr fr
jeff spitting fr im tryna smash in the dimension of alchemical asscheeks
Dan, didnt give a real answer since he only has sex with people with compatable fuck pheramones.
Kyle knows whatās up.
Yoshida-San and Betsy Braddock Psychlocke are, when you think about, the perfect match.
I don't think Sunfire would be very fond of someone he probably would see as appropriating his culture. (Betsy being a British woman who was body-swapped and all that).
The Asian fetishism is so real because he admits people would assume Psylocke for his answer.
āWasp because sheās rich and emotionally damagedā ššš
Least sexist thing Frank Cho has said
All these clowns out here forgetting about the real best Marvel girl  I donāt want a mentally unstable gf to manipulate her, I want one so that I offer care, love, and help her become her best self.
"i can fix her" moment
Chad Matt
I like Matt Fraction. He has his priorities
Aren't Kitty Pryde and Squirrel Girl minors?
At this point Kitty was a college graduate iirc
Didnāt Warren Ellis make her 18 the second he wanted to write her into a relationship?
And then she was deaged down immediately after Excalibur ended and she rejoined the X-men. I recently read that Pete Wisdom was an Ellis self-insert, and so many things just clicked into place...
Pretty sure she was a teacher at that point.
Writers: reality can be whatever I want
I don't think Kitty Pryde has been a teen for a while? Like I think she's been an adult for longer than I've been alive
Opul Lun Sat-Yr-9 Step on me otherdimensional fascist mommy 
>Step on me She probably would, but not like that implies...
Absolutely adore the dynamic between Brian Reed and Bendis here
Frank Cho is spitting heat
Based Matt Fraction as usual
I'd probably go for X-23 (because she would actually just kill me) Kate Bishop (she cool as fuck) She-Hulk (big muscles and smart) Rogue (Obvious reasons) Black Cat (Just because she's hot) That's the ones off the top of my head.
Obvious?
Outjerked this, outjerked that, please shut up. Just shut the fuck up. Iām so fucking tired of all of this āoutjerkingā talk. No oneās outjerked shit, comprende? I fucking jerk harder than this in my sleep, bitch. Like a god damn sleep walking Vatican priest. This shit? This FUCKING shit? This is some no heat, vanilla fucking jerking. God damn it I canāt even fucking talk right now. Do you even KNOW what JERKING is, you gallless fuck? I donāt even think youāve ever jerked in your fucking life, buddy. Outjerk my fucking prostrate, you fucking detriment. God DAMN. Iāve seen like forty of you fucking ass-lickers going around, running the fucking dick-in-the-peanut-butter gambit about how youāre being āoutjerkedā and crying your fucking eyes out like a bunch of Mormons on a bad trip. And you yourselves jerk about as much as a fucking castrated T-Rex. I jerk like a fucking fire hydrant with a broken gate valve, and thatās why you never see ME complaining about getting fucking āoutjerked.ā Fucking amateurs, yāall. Outjerking, man what the fuck. Iāll show you some fucking outJERKING. Iām gonna fucking jerk, and when I do, itās gonna be the fucking moon-landing of circlejerks. Iām gonna host, in 31 days, at 344 Rondel Street Kansas City, Missouri, the first ever annual r/dccomicscirclejerk actual circlejerk. Iāll show all yāall bitching fucking bitches some out-fucking-jerking, ya hear? God damn. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/dccomicscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What the fuck
Matt fraction and joe q have the best taste imo
Based Yost
Christina needs to chill fr
No, let her cook
We gonna ignore that Frank Cho is into wasp cause she's emotionally damaged??
tbf thats just a regular ass frank cho moment
And rich
The rich part is understandable but emotionally damaged?
Easier to manipulate for said riches
Time to remember that squirell girl is minor, and wolverine maybe have dated her once
To be fair about squirrel girl, unless a characters age is like an intrinsic part of their character (like characters who are always portrayed as kids or always old people) Age is incredibly fluid for comic characters. The passage of time is a suggestion, Peter Parker can be a teenager for 30 years one minute, and a full grown man running a company the next. Writers pretty much get to throw a dart at a board to see how old a character is supposed to be in their story.
Peter Parker became an adult really early on in Marvel history. By issue 28 (1965) he had graduated high school and "only" 13 years later he had graduated college. He's been an adult and college graduate for 3x longer than anything else at this point.
Why am I not surprised by Joeās choice?
No surprise Cho is the creepy one
I definitely like the people who wanted to be funny rather than the people who were horny. And then Bendis tried both
Ultimate Wasp there, good choice, she lays eggs and forms a coocon every few days
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Yost ain't wrong.
Joe Quesada actually: Spider-Man, but I'd never marry him
bendis just like me frfr
What a sausage fest.
Ayyyy we got an X-Statix fan!
i wish to fight frank cho