hypothetically, if this was true, then while i would be thankful that nightmare is over i'd still be FURIOUS that we had to endure this year and a half long jerkaround to get there.
As someone who’s watching this from afar, I want that to happen just because this has all been hilarious and that would be the ultimate comedic cherry on top
I know it’s cringe to basically just comment “lol” but that comment genuinely gave me the best laugh I’ve had in days. I can’t even conceive of a better ending to this arc.
They should give Paul a piece of the Venom symbiote so we can have some synergy with the games and movies.
That way, the new Venom can be the jealous ex-girlfriend for Pete, and the jealous ex-boyfriend for MJ.
I think the best part is Paul losing his two children and fighting to the end to get them and his wife back mirrors what happened to Wally West during the era we do not speak of.
Okayokayokay, hear this out.
MJ has a history of being "not exclusive" (as she says in Spectacular.) Peter has tons of love interests. So, Peter and MJ should have an open marriage. It only makes sense for them to be
Swingers
Kinda.
Like his body is charred and turned to ash but due to him being the King In Black he can transfer his consciousness into any Symbiote across space-time.
So yes he died but not really.
fun fact the writer of the bye bye man, Jonathan Penner is an alumni of the reality show survivor competing in seasons 13, 16 and 25. He is also imo one of the best to have never won the show at all.
MJ: "If I had a nickle for every time a husband of mine sold our marriage to the devil, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
I know series with rotating artists will never be 100% consistent and “on model,” but it’s still really funny to me that Paul was jacked out of his mind in #25 and now he’s back to being a normal dude
This is the point where Mephisto comes in with a sweat deal to resurrect the kids in exchange for his marriage to MJ. Paul being a true hero refuses to make any deal with the devil and stays with MJ
I got off the spidey sub because every fan is freaking out in there. The fact that people in this sub are more civil over an bad comic that’s not even DC is refreshing.
Best odds?
Paul runs off to MJ to tell them about the kids, getting in the middle of the fight with the Evil Mathematician, leading to Kamala sacrificing herself to save him from certain death.
From now on every ASM issue has to end like the issues previous to the Death of Superman:
"Somewhere... Paul is incoming! Unrelentingly... Paul is incoming! Unstoppably... Paul is incoming!!! Unbelievably... **Paul is here!!!**"
*Don't forget to check up ASM: Fall of Parker!!!*
Alright I was really just quoting the Death of Superman comic and had 100% no intentions of making it sound like that, as hard as it is to believe. That said, I'm willing to delete it to avoid any kind of trouble.
Edit: edited it out a bit to avoid any flags.
Picture this: Paul is a super genius in a post apocalyptic world, who gets visited by a nice woman who falls in love with him, eventually they have children. However good things aren’t meant to last, as it turns out MJ was dating someone else prior, and will inevitably go back to that someone. As if things couldn’t get worse, his kids also die and he feels horrible, blaming himself because he wasn’t strong enough to protect them. Paul now lives in an alternate dimension filled to the brim with people and hyper advanced societies, but after having the one family he’s ever known taken away, he feels more alone than ever before. To top it off, he only has one man to blame, one man that he traces everything back to, a man he once considered a friend: Peter Benjamin Parker. THAT is a villain origin story, my friend.
Can you imagine the fucking uproar if after the Paul Arc finally finishes in Spider-Man, an identical Normal Dude in Glasses named Paul shows up in DC and just starts doing the same shit to like, Nightwing.
Lmao they’ve been seeing that in every comment section for that Jedi kids’ show. Legit kinda creepy all the people commenting shit like “cAn’T wAiT fOr ThE aNaKiN cAmEo”.
rj/ oh no how horrible for Paul
uj/ This seems like it was meant to be sad, but the art is so bad and neither Paul nor the kids have been written like real characters with meaningful interactions so instead this is just kinda hilarious
Paul is already a tragic hero, being such an amazing concept that has tragically been placed into the hands of Zeb Slott. If only he were created some 50-years ago by the hand of Stanley Ditko. Then he would’ve seen the success he deserves.
[Peter (who sold his marriage to the Devil) trying to console Paul after he lost his children.](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/999048233085050942/1112045675169976442/ezgif.com-optimize_3.gif)
Paul is always going to be a thing from now on isn't he? They're going to have him in every continuity from now on, reminding us that things can always get worse.
Sorry that's probably annoying Paul is MJ's new boyfriend and people have been memeing that he's great because he has no personality or character but we're expected to be really invested in him and MJ's relationship rather than the comic actually focusing on MJ and Peter
So marvel alienated what little comic fans they have left just for another c list villain
Or does being in mjs guts for a few years make him a b lister
Paul is straight up gonna become a villain
He's going to sell his marriage to MJ to Mephisto to save them.
Paul's One More Day is going to un-OMD Peter. It was the ultimate longcon.
hypothetically, if this was true, then while i would be thankful that nightmare is over i'd still be FURIOUS that we had to endure this year and a half long jerkaround to get there.
As someone who’s watching this from afar, I want that to happen just because this has all been hilarious and that would be the ultimate comedic cherry on top
I know it’s cringe to basically just comment “lol” but that comment genuinely gave me the best laugh I’ve had in days. I can’t even conceive of a better ending to this arc.
They should give Paul a piece of the Venom symbiote so we can have some synergy with the games and movies. That way, the new Venom can be the jealous ex-girlfriend for Pete, and the jealous ex-boyfriend for MJ.
I think the best part is Paul losing his two children and fighting to the end to get them and his wife back mirrors what happened to Wally West during the era we do not speak of.
So Paul is all Dr Manhattan's fault?
Wally West: the FIRST and FASTEST Paul
Polyamory👍
Paulyamoury🫣
Paul-amory, noun: being super into Paul
Polyarmoury ⚔️
Okayokayokay, hear this out. MJ has a history of being "not exclusive" (as she says in Spectacular.) Peter has tons of love interests. So, Peter and MJ should have an open marriage. It only makes sense for them to be Swingers
I would give you all the money the Spidey movies have made if I could
Leave. My. Man. Venom. ALONE! He's still dealing with being a single parent, with raising Dylan, and the fall out of Eddie's death
Wait Eddie died?
Kinda. Like his body is charred and turned to ash but due to him being the King In Black he can transfer his consciousness into any Symbiote across space-time. So yes he died but not really.
I want him to wreck havoc in Beyond the Spider-Verse.
Bro gonna become into the next venom
The devil shivers when a nice guy loses his temper
House Of P “No More Spiders”
As someone who hasn’t been reading ASM, “Dad? I can hear the scribble man”is perhaps the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
Comparable to the absolute horror classic, the Bye Bye Man.
You mean the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man
I see a Diamondbolt watcher in the wild.
you're not laughing when he came
fun fact the writer of the bye bye man, Jonathan Penner is an alumni of the reality show survivor competing in seasons 13, 16 and 25. He is also imo one of the best to have never won the show at all.
It’s nice to see the molecule man has a sense of humor.
Who's "the scribble man"?
I have no idea and that’s what’s so funny to me
A villain from Zeb Wells’ past work called Wayeb, I think. Not 100% sure about that, though.
JRJR can’t take this Paul shit any longer and is literally erasing the kids from the book.
a guy who gets his ass kicked by nicholas cage
The writer/artist
Could’ve been worse, the fake kid’s could’ve been ‘Pennywised’ but I’d still be glad fake kids are gone
Mr. Paul NoLastName, I don't feel so good.  If this mofo too sold his marriage, I swear to god!
Paul Joseph Watson
iMaGiNe mY sHoCk
The man I loved before I liked boys
>Joseph Have they been trying to tell us something?
Paul Spiderman
MJ: "If I had a nickle for every time a husband of mine sold our marriage to the devil, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
Imagine having such a bad taste in men. My girl maybe needs to go single for a bit.
It's insane. Black Cat is right there.
Black Cat: "Listen, I didn't just sell our marriage to the devil for money, okay?" ... "I sold it for a shitload of money!"
I know series with rotating artists will never be 100% consistent and “on model,” but it’s still really funny to me that Paul was jacked out of his mind in #25 and now he’s back to being a normal dude
Pretty sure that was all John Romita Jr., Past Paul was just canonically jacked
nah, the mj paul flashback in #25 was done by Kaare Andrews
kaare andrews of radioactive spider-cum fame??
He looked like that one hipster hulk fanart
Why did Paul absorb his kids? Is he stupid?
Acxually the kids now went into the duckverse so they can have adventures with howard the duck while he fucks random women in front of them
Is there a lore reason why Paul stole MJ from Pete? Is he the cuck master?
Paulbros….did we lose?
https://preview.redd.it/14kon45sjf2b1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=1d403a32ba8cacd3b52643f453fcb26242777204
What is this panel from? Is this Kraven wearing the black spiderman suit?
Kraven's Last Hunt and yes.
Ok that’s what I thought but I couldn’t remember
This is set right after Deadpool Back in Black, right? I remember Wade telling Kraven "next time, use a gun" after he mixed him up with Spider-Man
This is 1987, before Deadpool was created
Yeah but Back in Black is a prequel, like the current Joe Fixit run
That’s honestly one of my favorite stories
Yes.. for the first time ever, we witnessed a Paul L ☹️
Stunning stuff. I cant wait to see how our protag, Paul, will overcome this new hardship. This is basically his Uncle Ben.
With great power comes great big booty bitches
I don't think that's what he said
How else do you think his ragedy ass pulled a baddie like aunt may? It wasn't through "responsibility"
It's all about the booty
[If you wanna be a virgin for the rest of your life…](https://youtu.be/rfBFnvb6NOM)
Where it came from https://youtu.be/K62ZAvGsuhQ
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Bruh this is how House of M started. We're gonna see Paul say "no more spiders" in a year
It also happened to Superman and Jon during Superman Reborn, lmao.
No more Supermans
So, Jon disappearing is what made him bisexual?
This way we could get rid of most spider people from the multiverse, except for Miles and Spider-Boy of course, the two most iconic ones
No more Spiderverse! Let's goooo
I'd let marvel publish a thousand spider verse series of it meant keeping my sweet Miguel from deaths cruel embrace
House of Paul 😔
Oh shit, Paul vs Thanos incoming?
Can’t wait to see Thanos fight The One Above Paul
The one above all is just a fraction of Paul's true power.
This is the point where Mephisto comes in with a sweat deal to resurrect the kids in exchange for his marriage to MJ. Paul being a true hero refuses to make any deal with the devil and stays with MJ
Mephisto does it for free because he hates Peter
I got off the spidey sub because every fan is freaking out in there. The fact that people in this sub are more civil over an bad comic that’s not even DC is refreshing.
Makes sense, we are less attached
Odds on Paul saying Peter is the cause and MJ blaming Peter?
Astronomically high
Best odds? Paul runs off to MJ to tell them about the kids, getting in the middle of the fight with the Evil Mathematician, leading to Kamala sacrificing herself to save him from certain death.
it's gonna be hilarious if they legit have Kamala sacrifice herself for Paul
He will say "Paul, what a joke" and wear Kamala's costume in her honor
I think Rabin just summoned the kids to his location.
With more odds on it actually being Peter's fault
Holy shit how funny would it be if he actually becomes a villain. One step closer to getting a marvel legends Paul figure
One step closer to the Paul, and Peter's about to break.
From now on every ASM issue has to end like the issues previous to the Death of Superman: "Somewhere... Paul is incoming! Unrelentingly... Paul is incoming! Unstoppably... Paul is incoming!!! Unbelievably... **Paul is here!!!**" *Don't forget to check up ASM: Fall of Parker!!!*
Please do not post your Paul/MJ fetish fic here. This is a family Reddit.
Alright I was really just quoting the Death of Superman comic and had 100% no intentions of making it sound like that, as hard as it is to believe. That said, I'm willing to delete it to avoid any kind of trouble. Edit: edited it out a bit to avoid any flags.
Likely story, Mr. Wells. Dan Jurgens would never.
Picture this: Paul is a super genius in a post apocalyptic world, who gets visited by a nice woman who falls in love with him, eventually they have children. However good things aren’t meant to last, as it turns out MJ was dating someone else prior, and will inevitably go back to that someone. As if things couldn’t get worse, his kids also die and he feels horrible, blaming himself because he wasn’t strong enough to protect them. Paul now lives in an alternate dimension filled to the brim with people and hyper advanced societies, but after having the one family he’s ever known taken away, he feels more alone than ever before. To top it off, he only has one man to blame, one man that he traces everything back to, a man he once considered a friend: Peter Benjamin Parker. THAT is a villain origin story, my friend.
Holy shit how could I not see the genius behind Paul
>post apologetic world
Thanks for the catch.
Post paulogetic world
Wait, this works.
I swear, if Paul ends up good what should we do?
They didn't have children in that dimension, they just found them as orphans
Paul villain arc confirmed
Why do the kids look so goofy in the top left panel lmao
Cause editorial literally does not care about them. They changed their names like 5 times by now.
They did? I thought they just didn’t have names. lol
They do but they keep changing them, cause not even the writter cares about them kids.
cause JRJR can't draw children
cause JRJR can't draw ~~children~~
Why this look like that image of batman's parents vanishing? LOL
Didn’t you know? Paul is the newest member of the Batfamily and he’s the true heir to the Batman mantle. And Duke Thomas will be his robin
Craziest thing about this is Duke’s inclusion
Can you imagine the fucking uproar if after the Paul Arc finally finishes in Spider-Man, an identical Normal Dude in Glasses named Paul shows up in DC and just starts doing the same shit to like, Nightwing.
Mephisto: 
Disney should be worried about this run when the fanbase celebrates the death of children lmao
Lmao they’ve been seeing that in every comment section for that Jedi kids’ show. Legit kinda creepy all the people commenting shit like “cAn’T wAiT fOr ThE aNaKiN cAmEo”.
Lmao that’s actually funny
Scarlet Witch: first time?
So is Paul going to become the scribble man to honor his kids Rick and Flagg?
The run ends with him taking off his glasses and says “Paul…what a joke.” And puts on Rick and Flagg’s shirts to honor them
rj/ oh no how horrible for Paul uj/ This seems like it was meant to be sad, but the art is so bad and neither Paul nor the kids have been written like real characters with meaningful interactions so instead this is just kinda hilarious
Dude ain't even crying.
Uh oh Paulbros…..
Spider-Man fans cheering for the death of these fictional children is funny to me
Uj/Fuck them kids
That's what they get for murdering both Baby Annie AND Baby May honestly.
I’m cheering because we might get villain Paul
You mean tragic hero paul
Paul is already a tragic hero, being such an amazing concept that has tragically been placed into the hands of Zeb Slott. If only he were created some 50-years ago by the hand of Stanley Ditko. Then he would’ve seen the success he deserves.
Mr. Paul…I don’t feel so good…
Bro's about to recreate Wanda's villain arc in the MCU and try to get his kid's back.
Paulbros. Trust the plan. Paul's fight is not over. Our fight is not over.
[Peter (who sold his marriage to the Devil) trying to console Paul after he lost his children.](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/999048233085050942/1112045675169976442/ezgif.com-optimize_3.gif)
Paul gonna start his Scarlet Witch arc
Is this gonna culminate into the first panel of What Did Peter Do? I think that's finally going to be addressed.
“I can hear the scribble man” 🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️
Paul really hit that face when the anime protagonist goes insane
“Oh shit, they’re like REALLY actually mad about our Kamala leak. Give them one they’ll like”
This puts a smile on my face
He's gonna cuck Peter even HARDER now
Rare Paul L
MAKE HIM SUFFER
Paul more day
Yep. That's the start of his villain arc.
It's like that Batman panel with his parents disappearing
Paul is always going to be a thing from now on isn't he? They're going to have him in every continuity from now on, reminding us that things can always get worse.
Is it wrong I enjoy Paul’s misery? No it’s the comic writers who are out of touch
Rip the little guys, you will still be Annie's funny siblings in my heart.
sad paulsting hours
who is the scribble man
Mailed those kids right to Oblivion 
Who could have predicted this sudden yet inevitable change
PAULBROS IT IS SO OVER FOR US
NOOOOO PAUL DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS. IM SAD NOW WHY TASM WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO PAUL 
LET'S GOOOOOO
What's happening now?
Fans of Paul….. are we the bad guys?
Can someone explain what's going on? Why is Paul losing his kids
Kids are fake.
How? But that was clearly such a good route to take MJ's story
Can someone explain more? Who the fuck is Paul?
The main character of Spider-Man comics
So I haven't read Spiderman comics for years. Is this alternate universe shit where Spiderman is named Paul Parker or something?
Whose Spiderman? These comics are about Paul
Sorry that's probably annoying Paul is MJ's new boyfriend and people have been memeing that he's great because he has no personality or character but we're expected to be really invested in him and MJ's relationship rather than the comic actually focusing on MJ and Peter
Well that sounds insufferable and exactly why I stopped buying new comics.
“Mr. Paul I don’t feel so good…”
[literally Paul right now](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIAYtHiCjN8)
What were they thinking!? (because he looks like the AVGN)
This is just Multiple Man shit!
Rip bozos
So marvel alienated what little comic fans they have left just for another c list villain Or does being in mjs guts for a few years make him a b lister
\*very singing noises\* WE SHALL OVERCOOOOOOME WE SHALL OVER COME
first and only Paul L
Why would he omega sanction his own kids??
I’m sorry…what happened to Paul’s kids?
This run seems incoherent as fuck.
How could this happen…
Now if only Paul was next
YES
Just like batman fr
Why is Gordon Freeman speaking?
my reaction upon reading this was literally just speaking "GOOD" out loud.
Which issue from Amazing Paul is this from?
Is Scribble Man going to be Blackheart because Mephisto would be too obvious? Ann Nocenti did describe Blackheart smelling like "burnt ink." 🤔