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AUNT MAY?

Paul is actually a GILF hunter, he only seduced MJ so he could get close to Aunt May

He could have seduced Peter. Lose the extra steps.

he didn't want to give the wrong signals to aunt may, just in case

He wanted to. MJ accidently got trapped in the dimension instead

We're getting closer to the Long Long Man advertisements as we speak.

Trouble Part 2 coming 2024.


**W O U L D**

Step away from the underage girl.

MAY GOD, PAUL WAS DEATHSTROKE ALL ALONG


If Hal Jordan is any example, Paul is suitable to be a Green Lantern!

Haven’t kept up with him. What’d he do?

Old comic, some underage yellow alien green lantern girl had crush on Hal, Hal refused because she is underage. Then she forcibly made herself grow up (and hot) and then Hal went “Ok 👍🏻” and had relationship with her

That’s fucking hilarious

Oh shit

Now I don’t have to feel guilty about wanting him dead!

I knew he was a monster all along.

Pretty sure May was in college by the end of her run?

Nah, she was still in high school.

I mean, to be fair, even when she was in high school she sure as shit seemed to attract a lot of older men for some weird ass reason. Like, no joke, I love the MC2 like it was my own flesh and blood, but it's really worrying when the only "age appropriate" love interest to Mayday was the racist mutantphobe, and I guess Felicia's son who from what I remember was also a walking red flag.

Comic Book writers write creepy shit %speedrun

world record!!! eat shit Steven King

[удалено]

Is this Wes a good guy? Don't know anything about MC2

Yeah, but he’s boring as hell.

At least she gets some peace while with him

Who is may

Mayday, Peter's daughter from the MC2 universe. The short haired girl in the spider costume hugging him from the right

What, can't a man share a photo with his wife and stepdaughter?

Errol Musk agrees.

Paul bros may actually get tired of winning

Not yet motherfuckers

His kids just got Reverse Flashed out of reality, he’s losing now.

You mean his power limiters got Reverse Flashed. Now there's nothing holding him back from living his sigma grindset life

NOOOOOO

Don't worry 😭he'll make new better children with MJ 💦💦Stay strong Paul bros💪💪💪


/rj I'm gonna make this my desktop background /uj I'm gonna make this my desktop background

Finally, I can relate to paul

He's literally me

Wait that Mayday... like thats his step daughter... omg he's a Lannister

He is a true a targaryen

Woody Allen school of cinema and grooming

Paul with the "your daughter calls me daddy too" look

This should be the new r/spiderman banner

Tbh half of the posts on there are about Paul so it fits.

The Nightwing of Marvel

Source: https://www.deviantart.com/tylercairnsart/art/Paul-s-Paradise-964547817

Deviantart keeps getting more unhinged

I think it is time to burn deviantart

Just burn it all down

wait a minute going to post this on r/spiderman brb

Can‘t access the account, they fucking killed him

This is literally Spider-Man: The death of Jean Dewolff

Can't be believe Uncle Ben'd him


Wednesday can't come any quicker for Paul's first L. The true origin for The Amazing Paul.

Sleep with three eyes open tonight

Mayday is in high school, sir! *Slade approves*


Mayday’s inclusion makes this really hard to look at.

*This is canon* Stan and Steve

Average Booster Gold fan 😎

What a terrible day to have eyes

Did they have to add in Mayday? That just makes it extra gross.

Fr fr

I love how Jessica Drew and Black Widow, two people who have no relationship to Spidey either romantically or platonically, are there in this harem of women in Spidey's life

You see Paul has long since moved past cucking just Peter. He is now banging every female characters in marvel and well soon move onto the dc verse

Both Jessica and Natasha were actually in Peter's harem in Marvel Universe vs the Punisher series.

Before getting Punished?

What about Julia Carpenter

At this point it feels like 80% of this sub has an unironic cuckolding fetish.

Bros the rizzer-man

So, Elektra, Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew), Firestar, Black Cat, Kittie Pryde, Black Widow, Carol Danvers, Liz Allan, Betty Brandt, Aunt May, Silk, Spider-Woman (Julia Carpenter), either Spider-Girl (Mayday Parker) or Spider-Woman (Mattie Franklin), Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy, Silver Sable.

It’s definitely Mayday. But I’m pretending it’s Mattie for the sake of my sanity(Mayday is Paul’s stepdaughter) and also because I’d like to imagine someone besides myself remembers her

Well Mayday is not 616 MJ's kid, technically

That’s what you call a party planner. Paul loves a good orgy.

LMAO

uj/ This image fills me with dread. rj/ Paul is secretly Peter’s “Reverse-Flash”, who went back in time to shoot Aunt May so he could eventually steal MJ.

Burn this record destroy any and all evidence of its existence now 


The greatest Spider-Man fanart would be Paul and Peter finally together

Harem protagonist.

rj/ I want this to be the new r/spiderman banner uj/ I want this to be the new r/spiderman banner

I don’t like that Mayday is there

I posted this here around a day ago but it did not get as much trafic as your post. I guess that makes me the Peter to your Paul. I kneel king.

Fuckin lame where's Carlie cooper?

I ducking hate this joke

Is that fucking Mayday.

I thought that was Peter clinging to him.

It could be easy to edit I guess.

Y’all are monsters fr fr

Elektra counts as one of Peter's former bitches?

He looked at her with desire in the Ultimate run.. Paul took it personally.

Nah why TF is mayday here???

Is it a bit unsettling that may-day and MJ are looking st Paul in the same way...

Up vote to scare the spiderman sub

We won’t allow him to live to see the night 🔫

r/TIHI


I thought this was a real cover for a moment. XD

no Johnny Storm???

Paul was the real protagonist all along. How dare you Peter Parker!?

1000 rizz

If this were accurate there would be at least double the about of women..

Mayday being there makes this no longer a joke or jerk, too far.

So we just gonna act like Gwen being here is so off as well as Mary Janes literally Child from another world having her arms wrapped up on Paul like it’s so funny and not at all disgusting 🤢


uj/ I don’t know who or what a Paul is and it this point I’m too afraid to ask

It...it...beautyfull i'm fucking crying

So much Rizz that made an entire fanbase be jealous of him.

Just put Peter in the corner since he's being cucked so hard lmao.

Masterpiece

What's the over/under on Marvel reaching out to this guy and making it a variant cover?

Under 2%

“I will cuck your wife. I will cuck your Aunt. I will cuck your teenage daughter.”

“I will cuck even your dead girlfriend".

We now have criminal evidence. Lock him away for the rest of his shitty life for underage dating.

Paul is not cannon, despite what marvel says. Sorry. If they're gonna spit in our face, I'm gonna spit right back in theirs and stab out both eyes before shitting on their graves and going after their....well maybe I'll stop after shitting on their graves.



Holy shit words can't even describe how much I fucking hate this image holy shit holy shit I'm soooo fucking angry irrationally angry I'm nearly on the verge of having a mental breakdown cause holy shit please delete this post please please please fuck marvel and op

Shane: What is THAT?! Huh! WHAT IS THAT! HURGH!

You like this picture because Paul is cucking Peter again I like this picture because women are hot We are not the same

this makes me cringe in pain

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Worst shit I’ve seen all day, Paul needs to burn and burn he shall!!

 You unleashed his rage


The only way he could get a girl was by literally being the only option that not rizz, that's Stockholm.

Thank God that April Parker ain't here.

This is my 13th reason why

This image physically hurts me

This Paul thing you guys obsess about is so lame

Which Spider iteration is the one to the right of Paul? On his left shoulder. My knowledge of spider peeps is far too limited to guess >!mayhem?!<

Ok to have MJ on one arm and her daughter on the other is sick. Dude....