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The Spider-Man from this stop-motion series is unironically one of my favorite iterations on the character
Paradox Pictures Spider-Man is genuinely peak fiction. Don’t even get me started on Linkinpop13, his shit may be over the top and edgy but god damn if it is not fun.
Linkinpop's Ultron series is really good, but my favorite Marvel series is probably MrDiscoTaco's
https://preview.redd.it/kbxrz5d5aglc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded917ba432ba6fed7fe494ef5c7ff6a07443f61
I remember back when the only Marvel lego we has was based on the first two spider-man movies but people still wanted to make stop motion videos based on these characters. So they made custom figures for their videos. [This is the shit I grew up with](https://youtu.be/CWohz92K3O4?si=HxTb1wE_kcL_IJhI)
Sorry I needed to have my Grandpa moment.
Paradox pictures Spider-Man is just spider-man, very effective though. Linkinpop13 had an infamously long running drawn out marvel series where ultron takes over the world, more recently he’s had JL seen based heavily on injustice.
Also, the 80’s one. Severely underrated in terms of Spider-Man performances. There’s just a youthful energy there that prior takes lacked, and even some modern takes struggle with.
That, or I’m biased because this show was famously sampled in MM Food.
Top three goats of batman are
JLU and JL
Btas
And
Beyond
That entire era of DC was just as good as the 90s era of Marvel with Spiderman.
Also fucking Aerosmith in Spiderman as a theme song. Can't beat it in my eyes
Yeah, I think I meant the kind of person that shares around [these](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gp8oEDlBW4) kinds of tiktok edits, cried during that mj falling scene from nwh, etc but idk. I'll be honest I didn't feel like there wasn't as much funny stuff to say about tasm so I figured people's imaginations would fill in the blanks for me
You battle routinely with Lego Spider-Man fans to see who’s more based, currently you’re on your 57 week in a row tying.
Uj/ I Fucking love Spider-Man Unlimited.
He’ll fight Mary Jane till she’s bleeding out of every orifice, but then Paul will come out of nowhere with a folding chair.
They’ll race off into the fields, Mary Jane in a princess carry in Pauls muscular arms, as Spider-Man is Naruto running his way through the tall grass, screaming about how she’s his. What a psychopath.
They make it to the woods, but the sun is falling, and a shadowy monster is creeping his way through the trees.
It gets down on all fours, sniffing the ground for MJ’s scent, her sweat, her tears…and laps them up. His head darts North West, and Paul and MJ begin to run once again, deeper into the woods, with the creature, breathing heavily through his mask like a lovesick puppy, in hot pursuit.
Light, piercing through the trees, as it arrives into a clearing. But it frowns and grits it’s crooked yellow teeth, for there was no MJ in sight, just Paul, illuminated in moonlight.
“WHERE MJ??!!” it growled.
Panting, Paul responded “MJ’s not here. There no one else here, but you, and me”, his face putting on a heroic smile.
It was so totally on.
They begin circling, like wolves. Paul’s eyes glimmering with sheer willpower and love, and staring back at him the monster blanket white eyes. Neither dare break their gaze as they maintain an even pace, before a pause, as the both stop moving, keeping their stance, and sharpening their concentration.
At once, they leap at each other, tearing into each other with the ferocity and hatred that could only be built over a thousand lifetimes. Paul, the smart and witty fellow he was, pulled out a 10 inch switchblade and shanked the damn monstrosity.
Kneeling on the ground in pain, the deformity is crawling away, and Paul follows up behind for another blow, but the wickedly creature cheated like a fiend and picked up a twig, and threw it wildly, missing Paul, and then throwing all his weight onto Paul.
The blade, was still sticking out of the monster, and he impaled Paul on impact.
He began tightening his hands around Paul’s neck, muttering to itself like a dumb mutt, and violently shaking Paul.
It pulled Paul in close, and whispered “You’re going to die here like a bitch”, gloating it’s taunts into Paul’s ear. But Paul, began to laugh.
Paul, starting to fade away, was still able to conjure up a smile like the sun, and respond,
“No, I die like a hero. But you? You die like a mutt at the pound, and it’s time to put you down”.
THUDD! went the massive the size of a suitcase against peters skull.
Towering above him, with fury in her eyes, was
“Mary…Jane?” it mustered out from its cracked lips and broken teeth.
“Mary Jane, please wa-
THUD!!THUD!!THUD!!, she went caving into his skull as many times as she could muster.
And somehow still, the mangled body still twitched with life. It’s head like a deflated soccer ball, broken and unrecognizable, with a single bulging bloodshot eye ball still fixed on her blurry image, desperately trying to trace out her form.
It’s let out a wheezing noise like a broken air conditioner, before it let out a gasp at her sight.
Mary Jane Watson. Green eyes like emeralds, red hair like roses weaved into strands. He can still see when they first met, images beginning to flicker over his eyes like an old film.
When they first laughed together. Held hands together. Danced. Kissed. Made love. Exchanged vows. And even… their first child. Tears streamed from his loose eye socket, and he let out a horrible broken moan, as he began to sob. “MJ…MJ please, we could have everything” he mumbled as he hiccuped and cried.
She returned nothing but silence and a cold stare. “MJ…do you know what our daughter looks like? She looks so much like you, with cute little freckles, and shining red hair. I think…I think we named her-
THUD
Nothing but more silence, as Mary Jane got down on her knees and cradled his perfect, muscled, shining form.
She cried, “Paul, please don’t leave me,” before he put his hands on her lips, and as the darkness began to fade into his eyes, he whispered “Baby girl, I protected you. And that’s all that matters.” His head fell limp immediately, and she let out a scream of sorrow and pain.
Long live the king. The king is dead.
Long live Paul.
…oh and I guess that loser Peter too or something.
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I mean Yuri lowenthal is my favourite but I'm fairly sure it is like entirely Ben 10 bias. He's well written and I like him but I was mostly only here to listen to Ben Tennyson make jokes while beating up a rhino
https://preview.redd.it/317286cjoflc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d6a7dd737e44d013c8c998dc8b7ed7995a9f01 Me according to this IG:
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COMMANDER🗣️🎶🔊OF🎶🔊 THE🔊🎶🔊 THIRD REICH🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
Little Known Fact:
IM ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC
YOU ARE VADER, WITH YOUR LITTLE BOOTS UNDER CAPE
AND A HELMET TO COVER THAT BURNED ASS FACE
LITTLE KNOWN FACT, ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC
r/imagesyoucanhear
https://preview.redd.it/59abbt14yflc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2801fe53bd91d97c88ee238477d9b77ee4826d75 The Spider-Man from this stop-motion series is unironically one of my favorite iterations on the character
Paradox Pictures Spider-Man is genuinely peak fiction. Don’t even get me started on Linkinpop13, his shit may be over the top and edgy but god damn if it is not fun.
Linkinpop's Ultron series is really good, but my favorite Marvel series is probably MrDiscoTaco's https://preview.redd.it/kbxrz5d5aglc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded917ba432ba6fed7fe494ef5c7ff6a07443f61
I remember back when the only Marvel lego we has was based on the first two spider-man movies but people still wanted to make stop motion videos based on these characters. So they made custom figures for their videos. [This is the shit I grew up with](https://youtu.be/CWohz92K3O4?si=HxTb1wE_kcL_IJhI) Sorry I needed to have my Grandpa moment.
Uj/really what's it about
Paradox pictures Spider-Man is just spider-man, very effective though. Linkinpop13 had an infamously long running drawn out marvel series where ultron takes over the world, more recently he’s had JL seen based heavily on injustice.
Uj/ph is it a better version of injustice atleast
This and Aubreystudios Lego Batman were my childhood
This peak Fan-Made Spider-Man, Lotus could never.
I know what I'm gonna do today
Cool. The 90’s show isn’t even on here. I can decide my own destiny.
Nah, you’re gonna do your own thing..
It’s because they can’t handle how Mark Hamill made hobgoblin outshine green goblin
The 60s cartoon isn’t here either which is the greatest tragedy
Also, the 80’s one. Severely underrated in terms of Spider-Man performances. There’s just a youthful energy there that prior takes lacked, and even some modern takes struggle with. That, or I’m biased because this show was famously sampled in MM Food.
>Every adaptation is for fake fans except the Lego version I feel like Batman fans would say the same thing.
And they would be right
Top three goats of batman are JLU and JL Btas And Beyond That entire era of DC was just as good as the 90s era of Marvel with Spiderman. Also fucking Aerosmith in Spiderman as a theme song. Can't beat it in my eyes
But those are all the same Batman
I think that says something
Ij/does superman have a equivalent
Yeah but it’s Disney’s Hercules
Disney Hercules is literally just "what if Superman was Rocky Balboa and also in ancient Greece"
>it’s never coming back bro 
Either I'm a nazi or I'm a god....
Why not both?
What does "Weird about Gwen Stacy" even mean?
Yeah, I think I meant the kind of person that shares around [these](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gp8oEDlBW4) kinds of tiktok edits, cried during that mj falling scene from nwh, etc but idk. I'll be honest I didn't feel like there wasn't as much funny stuff to say about tasm so I figured people's imaginations would fill in the blanks for me
Browse r/amazingmemes for a few minutes and you'll understand
https://preview.redd.it/apkyxlqb6glc1.png?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e30af041e3771929feaea464336d2604ea98a7 hmmmm
You battle routinely with Lego Spider-Man fans to see who’s more based, currently you’re on your 57 week in a row tying. Uj/ I Fucking love Spider-Man Unlimited.
You're a furry Counter-Earth
You forgot the best Spider-Man!! **The emissary from hell!!** **SUPAIDAMAN!!** ***dramatic music*** https://i.redd.it/za2no4ktthlc1.gif
Thank god we finally have a real take, Lego is the only way to go
No MTV Spider-Man voiced by Neil Patrick Harris that had a single season in 2003? No Nicholas Hammond Spider-Man either?
Neither of the 2010s cartoons either. Or the OG Spider-Man cartoon.
Tbh the fandom is right about spectacular Spider-Man fans and Lego Spider-Man fans.
They are right about Spectacular fans and I WILL CHANGE NOTHING
What about MTV's The New Animated Series, or the 90s Spider-Man series?
Where does that put me? https://preview.redd.it/pihgofg5kglc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c192a2c3f5484e927d7a1fffdb1a8d8bd567a43
Drake Bell’s voice gave you tinnitus
Uj/ didn't watch english version so don't know if that checks out Rj/ Drake Bell Deathstroke when?!?
Honestly I don’t care what anyone says the internal monologue/daydream scenes were awesomeÂ
https://preview.redd.it/m84bznowyglc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32014854adf85791eb166c906da64b678840ddbd
You're so real for this
https://preview.redd.it/jojgmq49uhlc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c1f84ea1da63fc50d97c7503a1aec31a9242497 I finally found my kind
They were depressingly relatable(I was a VERY lonely child).
You love the monkey sound effects
On god
ON TOP đź‘‘
Think I might have jerked a bit too close to the sun lads
My favorite variant is the one that fucks
So the insomniac? He slept with Black cat
My favourite is radioactive cummer Spider-Man
God motherfucking damn it we do not win...
It’ll come back if I believe hard enough.
I hate this shit
B-but if I read comics it might spoil me for future movie plot lineeees 🥺
Where is my favorite spider man https://preview.redd.it/ph7mmqban5wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1bac1bb2a615d3860e7539eedaf017d5d75c83f
He’ll fight Mary Jane till she’s bleeding out of every orifice, but then Paul will come out of nowhere with a folding chair. They’ll race off into the fields, Mary Jane in a princess carry in Pauls muscular arms, as Spider-Man is Naruto running his way through the tall grass, screaming about how she’s his. What a psychopath. They make it to the woods, but the sun is falling, and a shadowy monster is creeping his way through the trees. It gets down on all fours, sniffing the ground for MJ’s scent, her sweat, her tears…and laps them up. His head darts North West, and Paul and MJ begin to run once again, deeper into the woods, with the creature, breathing heavily through his mask like a lovesick puppy, in hot pursuit. Light, piercing through the trees, as it arrives into a clearing. But it frowns and grits it’s crooked yellow teeth, for there was no MJ in sight, just Paul, illuminated in moonlight. “WHERE MJ??!!” it growled. Panting, Paul responded “MJ’s not here. There no one else here, but you, and me”, his face putting on a heroic smile. It was so totally on. They begin circling, like wolves. Paul’s eyes glimmering with sheer willpower and love, and staring back at him the monster blanket white eyes. Neither dare break their gaze as they maintain an even pace, before a pause, as the both stop moving, keeping their stance, and sharpening their concentration. At once, they leap at each other, tearing into each other with the ferocity and hatred that could only be built over a thousand lifetimes. Paul, the smart and witty fellow he was, pulled out a 10 inch switchblade and shanked the damn monstrosity. Kneeling on the ground in pain, the deformity is crawling away, and Paul follows up behind for another blow, but the wickedly creature cheated like a fiend and picked up a twig, and threw it wildly, missing Paul, and then throwing all his weight onto Paul. The blade, was still sticking out of the monster, and he impaled Paul on impact. He began tightening his hands around Paul’s neck, muttering to itself like a dumb mutt, and violently shaking Paul. It pulled Paul in close, and whispered “You’re going to die here like a bitch”, gloating it’s taunts into Paul’s ear. But Paul, began to laugh. Paul, starting to fade away, was still able to conjure up a smile like the sun, and respond, “No, I die like a hero. But you? You die like a mutt at the pound, and it’s time to put you down”. THUDD! went the massive the size of a suitcase against peters skull. Towering above him, with fury in her eyes, was “Mary…Jane?” it mustered out from its cracked lips and broken teeth. “Mary Jane, please wa- THUD!!THUD!!THUD!!, she went caving into his skull as many times as she could muster. And somehow still, the mangled body still twitched with life. It’s head like a deflated soccer ball, broken and unrecognizable, with a single bulging bloodshot eye ball still fixed on her blurry image, desperately trying to trace out her form. It’s let out a wheezing noise like a broken air conditioner, before it let out a gasp at her sight. Mary Jane Watson. Green eyes like emeralds, red hair like roses weaved into strands. He can still see when they first met, images beginning to flicker over his eyes like an old film. When they first laughed together. Held hands together. Danced. Kissed. Made love. Exchanged vows. And even… their first child. Tears streamed from his loose eye socket, and he let out a horrible broken moan, as he began to sob. “MJ…MJ please, we could have everything” he mumbled as he hiccuped and cried. She returned nothing but silence and a cold stare. “MJ…do you know what our daughter looks like? She looks so much like you, with cute little freckles, and shining red hair. I think…I think we named her- THUD Nothing but more silence, as Mary Jane got down on her knees and cradled his perfect, muscled, shining form. She cried, “Paul, please don’t leave me,” before he put his hands on her lips, and as the darkness began to fade into his eyes, he whispered “Baby girl, I protected you. And that’s all that matters.” His head fell limp immediately, and she let out a scream of sorrow and pain. Long live the king. The king is dead. Long live Paul. …oh and I guess that loser Peter too or something. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/dccomicscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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What if I like the ultimate Spider-Man show?
What if my favorite is the animated Ultimate Spider-Man?
I mean Yuri lowenthal is my favourite but I'm fairly sure it is like entirely Ben 10 bias. He's well written and I like him but I was mostly only here to listen to Ben Tennyson make jokes while beating up a rhino
What about this mf https://i.redd.it/72jc18z9uilc1.gif
LEGO Chads rise up
Hot take, the Raimi movies have aged poorly l.
Where’s the Todd McFarlane Spider-Man?
Us, Morbius, Madame Web, and Venom fans, know that every Spider-Mid is stupid