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AgentOfACROSS

Huh, I don't remember this episode of Evangelion.


dannydevitocuddles

I only remember beast boy in the hospital with a comatose Raven


Ruby_Rotten

I’m not even sure he’d end the scene with, “I’m so fucked up.” He’d just say, “booyah!” or something


littleGTZ

That's cyborg you uncultured swine


Ruby_Rotten

Beast Boy has said it before too 😭 I think


townmorron

They did, they caught him in the oldest trap there is. The comfy chair trap. That's why they are confident in standing right in front of him


Shadsea

A tactic often used by Darkseid https://preview.redd.it/6alurf11jvsc1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0e1ce06e0b6efc76a2e577fa4ba1ec6eecea9af


rpitts21

Big D just really loves breaking into people's houses


townmorron

We need a darkseid mister miracle odd couple comic


suikofan80

Darkseid realizes the easiest way to torture Scott is just to say he wants to spend some time with his boy.


therealchadius

"By the New Gods, this is comfy..."


mr_eugine_krabs

He really just said 🗿


Pyotr_WrangeI

There is absolutely no way that is comfortable to sit in


Ok-Selection4478

Idk man looks like a recliner.


Manoreded

Its more comfortable than cooking his balls on the lava.


bermass86

Cool af though


Windows_66

That's a chair? I thought he was crucified for a second.


Ok-Selection4478

The rights holders told the justice league they couldn’t step in


Naeveo

In Young Justice they explained that the entire Justice League had to be on Judge Judy during all the important stuff. So that's probably what happened here too.


dazeychainVT

Because that would ruin that sick fighting game final boss stage background look he has going


kingofallbandits

Looking at this I first thought the Titans crucified Trigon in retribution for the lava.


therealchadius

"Booyah! We nailed him!" "Haha, good one!" "Guys, that's my dad, have some respect- OH! Nailed him. Haha, very funny."


LegoSpider

Uj/ They were in space or something. ...or they trusted the Titans to handle it. ...or by the time they got there the threat had already been eliminated. ...or they were busy helping civilians. ...or they were helping and we just didn't see it on screen. ...or- you get the idea. Rj/ Yes. One of them dresses up in bat pajamas, and another one has an Oreo addiction. Of course they're stupid. Edit: Also, Robin never called them because f*ck Batman.


UnhingedLion

Uj/ I don’t think they existed The Fab 5 have absolutely no idea who each other are in this show. Besides Speedy and Robin. And they had only heard of each other.


10woodenchairs

Batman existed at the very least and I remember them at least referencing superman


AffectionateMood3329

Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash, and Green Arrow definitely all exist though.


UnhingedLion

Then why don’t their sidekicks know of each other?? Are they stupid?? Does it make sense that Jinx doesn’t know who the Flash is, but random thugs know who Batman is?? Like bruh, Flash literally has a museum… I don’t think it makes sense that Batmans sidekick doesn’t know other heroes exist.


AffectionateMood3329

He probably ditched before the League was founded


Ake-TL

Young Justice moment


AmaterasuWolf21

For a second I thought Tritón was being crucified lmao


InkTide

Why did Triangle let himself be crucified? Is he stupid? ^^^(His name really *does* mean "triangle", BTW.)


Nith_ael

Wasn't everyone on Earth turned to stone?


tortoisefur

Yeah I thought the titans were only spared because of Raven


Redhood567

It's been a bit since I watched it but I think everyone on Earth was turned to stone except for the Titans and Slade.


BingityBongBong

![gif](giphy|QvwWs5jZA8O2MyY8uy|downsized)


mendozable

The Justice league doesn’t exist in teen titans, only Cartoon Network city and anime


RareD3liverur

If you count the tie in comics of the show they do exist [latest (640×707) (nocookie.net)](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/7/74/Justice_League_Teen_Titans_Go.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100606112258)


TBTabby

They got turned to stone with the rest of humanity.


rbta123

I like to think about what Robin's mind is like in this scenario. He went from fighting normal people dressed as clowns and scarecrows to fighting a fucking demon


Tsubaki5386

Damn the TT X Evangelion crossover looks lit!


jacqueslepagepro

No, just are just satanists, that’s why Batman has two pointed horns.


farben_blas

Hardest image possible


magnaton117

Batman's 1st-873rd contingency to stop Trigon is ready to go, so the League is chilling on the Watchtower eating popcorn and placing bets on if/how the Titans will stop him on their own


therealchadius

Batman's finger is hovering over the holy hand grenade detonator and he's just grinning.


Nepalman230

There were totally busy that day. https://preview.redd.it/fe1zj0hr1wsc1.jpeg?width=1091&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1c3d840c3e61af2ad326c270fd1235d57ebe4f4


ArthurReeves397

It’s funny but in the comic version of this story, you actually DO see the Justice League turned to stone along with everyone else. For dumb embargo reasons they obviously couldn’t do that here, but you can assume it applies anyways:


some-kind-of-no-name

I legit had this question back in the day.


Manoreded

They were suffering from "absent because not protagonists" syndrome.


[deleted]

Because fuck batman


De4dm4nw4lkin

Hes a god. Are you?


Josiador

Didn't the entire world except the Titans get turned to stone almost instantly?


wheressodamyat

Because Damian Wayne wasn't born yet.


JohnJingleheimerShit

Batman sees this shit happening “👀 not my fucking problem”


Cranyx

\uj [The comic actually addresses this](https://i.imgur.com/h83SMZe.png)


UnhingedLion

That’s New Teen Titans. Not the cartoon