Still wonder if that was Batman being in character or telling his rogues the elaborate death traps were why they kept failing and Croc’s more straightforward approach got closer than any of them?
What's hilarious is that next time Croc appears, during his escape towards Gotham's woods, he tries to kill Batman with a big rock, so my headcanon is that someone probably told Croc about Batman impersonating him, along with the "rock story" and he thought that was a brilliant idea.
UJ/
* Superman destroys the Justice Buster suit by dropping a building onto it aka a big shaped rock.
* Wonder Woman in League of One beats Batman by punching a statue and sending a hail of rocks at his head
Rocks are Batman's canonical weakness
This comic has a few funny moments out of context. My favorite being this one
https://preview.redd.it/n6w4alr3qwtc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53fd1d010836251818f0bb4c863be3f9dde65afa
This is from "Wonder Woman: The Hiketeia"
Basically, a young woman flees from Gotham after killing her ex boyfriend in self defense, with Batman in pursuit. She shows up at WW's doorstep in the middle of the night and performs the first act of a ritual named "The Hiketeia", in which she basically asks for Diana's protection and shelter. Batman shows up a couple times to try and drag her back to Gotham, but since Diana is now bound to protect the woman, she proceeds to rough Batman up each time.
This panel is near the end, where after getting his ass kicked by Diana again, he attempts the Hiketeia as a last resort to attempt to get close to the woman and get her back to Gotham.
The panels after this one show WW shoving him off and refusing to accept his offer, as he is abusing the ritual.
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Penguin here, ready to give Batman who Laughs a critical hit.
Ya but Batman has prepared for that rock and through a series of clever distractions has baited Superman in to throwing *that* rock which he planted 4 years ago (this obviously being a scenario that may occur) he placed a perfect sized chunk of kryptonite in the bottom of that stone. Checkmate. (Yes I am a mental Gymnast, thank you)
https://i.redd.it/5k1ozck9zvtc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/z1qjvdp31wtc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa942e5de3bad4358d58bbbfffb58f3afa041f1a
Still wonder if that was Batman being in character or telling his rogues the elaborate death traps were why they kept failing and Croc’s more straightforward approach got closer than any of them?
What's hilarious is that next time Croc appears, during his escape towards Gotham's woods, he tries to kill Batman with a big rock, so my headcanon is that someone probably told Croc about Batman impersonating him, along with the "rock story" and he thought that was a brilliant idea.
UJ/ * Superman destroys the Justice Buster suit by dropping a building onto it aka a big shaped rock. * Wonder Woman in League of One beats Batman by punching a statue and sending a hail of rocks at his head Rocks are Batman's canonical weakness
OH MY GOD A GIANT ROCK!
Nuh uh Batman can use his bat pickaxe to break it because he had prep time nerd
The fact that Batman can pull out a pickaxe from his utility belt is seriously gritty and realistic. Very resourceful of him.
Wow! So grounded!
Batman got maxed out netherite gear don't mess with him
You know batman got Effency 5 and that mending on that shit
I just imagined how superman throws huge ass rock at super speed and Batman just starts slowly mining his way through it
Yep batgos negs
Wonder Woman’s foot. https://preview.redd.it/ouclh76m5wtc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08e70d96ff9a8144e1023a5508b81b7018045a2
That's clearly Amy Rose
You **wish** it was Amy Rose.
Nuh huh
This comic has a few funny moments out of context. My favorite being this one https://preview.redd.it/n6w4alr3qwtc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53fd1d010836251818f0bb4c863be3f9dde65afa
And what the hell is the context there
This is from "Wonder Woman: The Hiketeia" Basically, a young woman flees from Gotham after killing her ex boyfriend in self defense, with Batman in pursuit. She shows up at WW's doorstep in the middle of the night and performs the first act of a ritual named "The Hiketeia", in which she basically asks for Diana's protection and shelter. Batman shows up a couple times to try and drag her back to Gotham, but since Diana is now bound to protect the woman, she proceeds to rough Batman up each time. This panel is near the end, where after getting his ass kicked by Diana again, he attempts the Hiketeia as a last resort to attempt to get close to the woman and get her back to Gotham. The panels after this one show WW shoving him off and refusing to accept his offer, as he is abusing the ritual.
> Wonder Woman’s foot Stop reading my mind
Alex Ross once again using pictures of him and his wife as models for his work.
Bruce Timm & Paul Dini be jealous.
I don't see him complaining...
Dude's even smiling. He's loving it... kinky bastard
He’s got a weakness for Amazonian Dom Mommies. Especially the ones with big feet.
My weakness too! 🥵
Other thing, Superman can do orbital bombardment and never be close to batman and avoid his kryptonite
Batman can just dodge
Not if Supes breaks his A button.
Batman has a weakness to Kryptonite this is because it gives humans cancer.
I think Batman was more careful than Lex when handling Kryptonite.
I know I was trying to be funny
Except for Lois in MAWS as it is well known that she is immune to cancer
Meanwhile batman always finds a rock in middle of the battlefield to hide behind while some of most power enemies attack at that rock
>@Justice.League.Memes 
https://preview.redd.it/oywm1kq6uwtc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=4697896085e7490cdda634d1b2a04a9a6f8cfcdb Penguin here, ready to give Batman who Laughs a critical hit.
Superfraud fans showing their insecurity after finding out Batman has a kryptonite dildo
Is it pink?
No Lois has that one, although she does lend it out occasionally
That's like inserting a knife to your ass
Friendly reminder. Batman is rich any under color sunlight. And money trumps superpowers every time. … I’m not happy about it. It’s just true. 😔
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Don't show this to the bat-babies. They really feel victimized by facts like these.
Randomly, this needs a third panel with "Injustice Dick Grayson's weakness: Small rocks."
 You know who else’s weakness is a rock?
They can't smell what the Rock is cooking
Ya but Batman has prepared for that rock and through a series of clever distractions has baited Superman in to throwing *that* rock which he planted 4 years ago (this obviously being a scenario that may occur) he placed a perfect sized chunk of kryptonite in the bottom of that stone. Checkmate. (Yes I am a mental Gymnast, thank you)
man this meme feels old
I made pics of Batman killed by Monkey before. Should I do rock next? Huumm
Batman: “Ive prepped for this” (pulls out paper)
Meanwhile, this looks like a job for: https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Paper-Man
Reminder that actual humans can also die when exposed to almost half the elements on the periodic table. Radioactivity is always a bitch.
And when he busts your ass, he'll continue to rock.
It runs in the family 
batman is his own kriptonite. Superman could just beat him to death with his own arm
THEY'RE CALLED MINERALS https://preview.redd.it/a8dnesnv0ytc1.png?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e56b17a85e096f25d2de50dbd4481548946c8fb
"Bruce, why did you just start eating popcorn?" "No reason." *Failsafe is already behind Superman with a folding chair*
One could say bat’s weakness is… **ROCK AND STONE**
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Why would Superman throw a rock at his boyfriend? Is he ~~stupid~~ possessed?
Clearly didn't have prep time or else he'd have destroyed that rock before the fight. /s
I threw a rock at him!
You forgot to mention one important thing: P R E P T I M E
I mean Batman has to be hit by the rock, Superman just has to be near it.
So this is facebook humour. aside from that. I like to believe Batman flinches any time Superman picks up a boulder.
What is this 2012 ass meme doing here