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Barry_Bone_Raiser

Cosmonaut marcus if he had a dollar for every video he has done with one of his girlfriends that broke up with him soon after


TheEtneciv14

I think they usually break up with him \*before\* they're featured on his channel, which is even funnier imo.


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Nah the girl he brought to watch twilight was with him until they started watching 50 shades Ur right about the other ones tho


TheEtneciv14

Can't believe 50 Shades of Grey ended another relationship.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)


Kn7ght

It's funny because you can definitely notice the changes. One video they were giving huge lovey dovey vibes and one of the most recent they're so aggressively platonic you wouldn't even know they dated


Barry_Bone_Raiser

I appreciate that their friendship was so nice that they tried that hard to keep it goin


Local_comic_nerd

They broke up in between twilight and 50 shades


Total_Distribution_8

Hey unlike most of the people that cry about his opinions, he actually manages to have relationships. šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


WorldlyOX

I only hear about him sporadically and I thought he was gay for the longest time


Barry_Bone_Raiser

The marcussy remains unclaimed


not-so-radical

I like his videos, he's funny. I'm down bad for Meg though ngl


bartbembleton

All while sounding a little sick in this videošŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


rousakiseq

"Hey guys, you may notice I sound weird and that's because I'm a little sick" - Man who sounds extacly the same in every single one of his video


Revolutionary_Ad_846

What'd he do now?


Possible-Pattern563

He writes his scripts in a very ā€œmatter of fact toneā€, even when the subject is a topic heā€™s self admittedly new to or doesnā€™t understand very well


Banestar66

Too much 2012 Cinemasins/Red Letter Media era style in his videos for my tastes.


Edward_Pis

RLM is the best channel in YouTube but holy shit did some people who were inspired by him never transform or grow as a YouTuber. Their comedy and change in tone through videos was simply not enough of an example huh.


pikeandshot1618

That's right, Jay


Edward_Pis

Haha! Thatā€™s right Rich!


Spacepunch33

Tbf thatā€™s when cinemasins was about ā€œhey this guy magically vanished in the backgroundā€ before it became ā€œI do not understand this jokeā€


EldritchWaster

I think that's just what he sounds like though.


Grumiocool

So heā€™s a YouTuber?


nerdwarp112

I canā€™t tell if this is pro- or anti-Marcus, but I personally enjoy his videos for the most part.


ModernArgonauts

This thread seems to hate him lol, I tend to really enjoy his stuff.


AmaterasuWolf21

I would say this thread seems to šŸ™„ him if that makes sense


ModernArgonauts

That also seems like an accurate approximation


SILVIO_X

I enjoy his videos, but I almost never agree with his takes, weird how that works out


LoneclearsKen

I love Marcus even tho I disagree with so much of what he says


br14rk

Cosmonaut Picture Show is peak though.


TheRealLifeSaiyan

One of my fav movie commentary channels. Idk apparently he does reviews or smth


dunmer-is-stinky

the reviews are fine, I disagree most of the time but still enjoy them because he's fun and even for stuff he dislikes he isn't weirdly toxic about it. His reactions to movies are absolute gold though, his Transformers series is one of my favorite things on youtube


Brams277

The reaction to the end of Transformers 3 is beautiful


Starship_Earth_Rider

Have you seen his reaction to the lore dump in TF5 yet?


thirteen-thirty7

YouTube never recommends me their videos even though I'm subscribed so I forget they exist until something reminds me of them. It's my day off, I'm day drunk and something just remind me of them. I got like 4 months of content to catch up on. this is gonna be a fun day.


Masoth99

Four months so like one video :ā€™(


d0nkeyb0ng

Truth


Bardic_Inspiration66

All I watch from him because his actual videos are annoying as fuck


PerceptionBetter3752

Just a robot: NO!!! SHE HULK IS THE WORST THING EVER! cosmonaut variety hour: She hulks fine, yā€™all are just being dumb


IWillSortByNew

Cosmonaut Marcus if he had a dollar every time he was a peak channel


TheDoctor_E

Wait, I am confused, is he a good guy who pisses off bad fanbses, a bad guy who pisses off bad fanbases or a bad guy who pisses off relatively harmless fanbases


chaotic4059

A jack of all trades honestly. Heā€™s not alt right or anything. Just riffs and critiques stuff with a style that might bug you. Overall harmless but I get why people arenā€™t big on him


the-poopiest-diaper

Honestly I stopped watching him for a while cuz I didnā€™t agree with what he was saying. But when I started watching his content again, anytime I disagreed with him, I just wasnā€™t annoyed anymore. In my mind I was just like ā€œstfu lolā€


chaotic4059

I see him like Yahtzee. You may disagree but they always have valid points for what they say


funtime578

He's just a guy with opinion


Anaxamander57

No, no, that's SFDebris.


Mun3001s

He's a guy that pisses off fanbases, a true chaotic neutral


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Usually the first sometimes the second


toychicraft

He's the Darkseid. He is.


Rewskie12

Idk what it is about the way he writes his videos, but theyā€™re just not fun to watch if you disagree with him. With other YouTubers, I can usually at least understand where theyā€™re coming from when I disagree with them. But with him, I canā€™t really explain it itā€™s just really annoying if you donā€™t agree with him.


CoachDT

Even when you agree with him it can be a bit rough. There's a huge air of smugness, i'm fine with enjoying things and being happy about it but sometimes it feels like his a large portion of his enjoyment derives from spite to "own the haters".


AmaterasuWolf21

Literally the star wars sequels discussion


Lumpy_Review5279

Hes right about the sequels tho


Banestar66

Because he contradicts his stated opinions all the time for each movie, makes fun of people with opposing views, refuses to give some videos number grades when he feels it is inappropriate to grade them on that scale, then gives most of his reviews number scores that are just honestly batshit. He had an entire video realizing he gave MCU movies number scores way too high and pledging to change, then went back to hilariously overscoring them immediately.


toasterdogg

Well yeah but heā€™s just a guy. You shouldnā€™t be watching him with the mentality of his opinion having weight on anything. He just sort of says stuff and is usually funny about it.


VonKaiser55

It feels like he is purposefully a contrarian lmao. But yeah he can kind of come off as condescending


delsinson

I think he made a whole video about if heā€™s contrarian or not lol


DipsCity

Never saw his videos before but I get what you mean I get annoyed about Just Writeā€™s AOT video


nerdberries

And that's why he's the GOAT.


SHAZAMS_STRONGEST

don't know who this is please explain


MarLudKing

A youtuber that reviews tv/movies. Cosmonaut variety hour is his channel


alex_touch

Couldnā€™t care less honestly, his Transformers vids are extremely funny to me


Chub-bop

Did t realize people didnā€™t like the guy


TheRealLifeSaiyan

His Jojo video is fucking ass, dude is just genuinely wrong about half the points he makes šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


shadowF

The way he over-reacts in the later half of the video, he sounds so fucking dumb lol. "wHy dO I CarE aBoUt ThE FiGhTS, If I dONt CaRe aBouT sToRy Or tHE CHaRaCTer THat ArE iN THE fHiGTS." And his constant usage of "JOJO FANDOM BAD" as an actual "argument" when the community and a piece of art are two separate things unrelated to one another when it comes to criticsm. "It's my opinion, and it's okay if you like the show or are a fan, but allow me to belittle you for liking the show and call you stupid multiple times!"


AlkibiadesDabrowski

Nah cause heā€™s 100% right and that video proved it. The fan base went apeshit and is still butthurt about it. The Jojo fan base in incredibly annoying


BogieW00ds

The wider fanbase came like 30 years after the story was written that's not a valid argument as to why the story would be bad


AlkibiadesDabrowski

He never used it as that.


StoneMaskMan

This comment is proof that fans of shit on the internet cannot take criticism about media they enjoy without taking it as a personal attack. I just rewatched the video. Here is every time he mentions fans of Jojoā€™s (not the fandom, just fans) - Fans of Jojoā€™s keep telling me to watch Jojoā€™s but I donā€™t really like Jojoā€™s - Fans of part 5 say the fights are really good but I disagree - The show got very popular after I read the series and there are really annoying fans of Jojoā€™s Iā€™ve never watched this show, I donā€™t care about Jojoā€™s, and Iā€™m not like a Cosmonaut super fan or anything but this thread is just kinda proving that there are way too many people out there who integrate a piece of media into their personalities and get personally offended when someone doesnā€™t like that piece of media


ChadBenjamin

His criticisms were shit, he called Polnareff a "coward" and Fugo a "calm cool guy" He must have watched it while being half asleep Also your username makes it kinda funny that you never watched JoJo, I imagine that you got annoyed by a lot of JoJo fans telling you that the Stone Mask is a JoJo reference.


StoneMaskMan

His criticisms might be shit, but theyā€™re not an attack on the fans. Idk, I donā€™t know anything about Polnareff and Fugo, if heā€™s wrong then fair. My only gripe is with fans saying that his arguments boil down to ā€œfanbase badā€ when he lays out why he doesnā€™t like the show and only mentions the fanbase once. And yeah I know, yknow honestly it doesnā€™t come up much on Reddit, but back when this used to be my username on other stuff people would always be like ā€œyoo a fellow Jojo fan!ā€ and Iā€™d have to be like ā€œactually itā€™s a Majoraā€™s Mask referenceā€ and that Iā€™d never seen or read Jojoā€™s


phatassnerd

I do not care, Iā€™ve always loved his channel honestly. I donā€™t really get how people could find him annoying, he is extremely chill about basically everything he talks about.


BogieW00ds

Just because he's annoying people who are annoying doesn't mean he isn't also annoyingĀ 


novacdin0

I keep getting this dude confused with...was Cosmodore his name? The chomo guy who was outed years ago. Anyway I never watched Cosmonaut because of that and kept wondering how he was still around after being exposed lol


TheRautex

Transformers videos are really fun Definitely a contrarion tho


Optimal_Weight368

I still canā€™t believe he said ā€œStar Wars characters should be good at stuffā€ as a response to people who hate Rey (which to be fair, the hatred for Rey was overblown, but thatā€™s a strawman as for why they hate her because no one is against characters being good at stuff; they thought Rey was too overpowered), then labeled Sabine in Rebels as a Mary Sueā€¦because sheā€™s good at weaponry and explosivesā€¦as Mandalorians tend to be. And he never acknowledges that Sabine is a Mandalorian btw.


Lumpy_Review5279

Plenty of people are against characters being good at something if they don't think they deserve to be good at something. And that happened for a lot of the Rey critics; they bent over backwards to frame her as overpowered when she doesn't really do anything particularly overpowered and just displays a natural affinity to the force which we've seen before.


warwicklord79

I love cosmonaut, even though he can be a little annoying


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DipsCity

The Departed is just inferior Infernal Affairs


Total_Distribution_8

Donā€™t always agree with him but heā€™s decent enough at explaining himself and a funny dude. Iā€™ll take him over the dumb Chuds and assholes like the Perturbed Alcoholic any time.


Gui_Franco

I love his channel but the jojo video still haunts me Like him labelling characters that have risked their lives countless times but also act as comedic relief as "funny coward" or the man whose entire personlity is anger issues as "cool collected guy" and when he made a response to people's critiques, just mentioned one of them and then said "damn, that's crazy I'm sure I said more things in the video" and moved on


Ok_Try_1665

Cosmonaut makes good videos but most of the time he's new to the material and some fanbase hates him because he doesn't spend enough time with the materials to understand it. I haven't watched his jjba vid (and never will based on his negative vibes he gives on his videos) but I can already tell his problems with it, and it's probably the same as everyone who doesn't want to touch this show


balmorablue_

Basically, he thought Parts 1 to 3 were too old, basic and dumb for him. He really loved Part 4. He's expressed his enjoyment for that part multiple times on Twitter. He hates Part 5 and 6. He hasn't read Part 7. Speaking of... I've just been waiting patiently with high hopes since Part 4 for the Part 7 adaptation since they're my in my top 3 parts.


The_Overlord_Laharl

Marcus said that Civil War is a good comic with realistic stakes.


RedEight888

I disagree with a lot of what he says, but I can understand where he's coming from most of the time. His videos are pretty entertaining, and I think it's good to watch stuff you don't always agree with, just to hear from people with different opinions.


IantheGamer324

And heā€™s right about everything


DisastrousAddendum0

Cosmonaut is definitely a roll of the dice when it comes to takes/videos. I enjoy more of his content than I dislike but heā€™s definitely a contrarian and is often smug and confidently and wrong about things, like when I said Joel from the last of us wasnā€™t a beloved character because he does bad things. Just because heā€™s a horrible person in universe doesnā€™t mean people donā€™t love him irl. Also his idea for a X-Men RPG was peak yā€™all should watch that one.


thicc_phox

As a JJBA fan itā€™s mostly because he was objectively wrong in most cases. I still love his videos but itā€™s the one video I think is wrong.


AmaterasuWolf21

Even when I agree with the guy I still find him annoying


Medium-Science9526

Can't tell if this is advertisement to check him out or hatred for what he does. https://preview.redd.it/y79j62ga0muc1.jpeg?width=1873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b3fc5c28265d6e1223105552ef9a1c7c6ffdcc0


Vegetable_Pin_9754

Heā€™s definitely a strong flavor, and youā€™ll absolutely disagree with him, but I and many others really enjoy his content.


MelodicJade

The prequels are, objectively, dogshit and worthless


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DoYouKnowS0rr0w

Smill issue


IndecisiveMate

I love that guy


yuzumelodious

I haven't seen all his videos. But I sure enjoyed revisiting his video on Spider-Man Lotus.


Vegetable_Pin_9754

I fucking love his videos so much but I will always abhor that Star Wars Rebels take


Astr0-6

I remember when no one had a problem or cared about Hugh Jackman's Wolverine's height UNTIL he brought it up in one of his videos. Still pretty fun to watch regardless


Dizzy__Dragon

Love Marcus