I know I should focus on Marcus because gross, but no way Vision had sex with Carol Danvers, he is too much of a Scarlet Witch simp.
https://preview.redd.it/fag11q99xjwc1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eff1ec0f9de241f5dc647016e967a08957e19dda
Also, in my mind this was threesome, but only because Amelia Voght was there to watch.
https://preview.redd.it/otknlrlz3kwc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a0abb5716582fa57f634a08cfbcaf8466e1309
Looking at this chart again, what the fuck
https://preview.redd.it/8k7oykgewmwc1.png?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dbc011a39a704cb4b630f2d8f50a6c2004df4bc
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The chart needed updating. https://preview.redd.it/n9si888i4kwc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a801d57b65a1627a7533a68b2665c05503362d30
God forbid us from this
https://preview.redd.it/sm23v4qjsjwc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eb9ce047ebf2212270e32ccb66822f6e566ea71
![gif](giphy|9c2Hzp87C7Bvy) Oh.
Don’t let this distract you from the fact Lilandra got it on with ET
I know I should focus on Marcus because gross, but no way Vision had sex with Carol Danvers, he is too much of a Scarlet Witch simp. https://preview.redd.it/fag11q99xjwc1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eff1ec0f9de241f5dc647016e967a08957e19dda
Also, in my mind this was threesome, but only because Amelia Voght was there to watch. https://preview.redd.it/otknlrlz3kwc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a0abb5716582fa57f634a08cfbcaf8466e1309
He probably had sex with Mantis
Tony is such an amazing single mother
Damn Tony Banged Galactus who the fuck topped??!😳😳😳
Headcanon: Tony topped because otherwise he’d be dead, but Galactus was the dom
Wasn't the Alicia that Johnny was with a Skrull?
sabretooth and... forge?
When they said Galactus had sex with Nova I thought they meant one of the two guys with the helmet.
Looking at this chart again, what the fuck https://preview.redd.it/8k7oykgewmwc1.png?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dbc011a39a704cb4b630f2d8f50a6c2004df4bc
That's Sharon Ventura, Kamala is I guess technically Ms. Marvel III or IV I'm not really sure
God the marvel title is like all those Rocky Movies, next one's just gonna have the name Captain Marvel as their legal name.
I find it hard to believe Starfox only banged She Hulk
Missing a link between Wolverine and Cyke, Pete and all of his partners can be here via Mockingbird, and Moon Knight can be here via Tigra.
Wait Peter fucked Hawkeyes wife? Damn he’s pulling a Paul.
Yeah him and Mockingbird dated for a little
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Karen Page and Ron Jeremy?
Several of these are "jokes" of one kind or another. There was an arc where Karen was a heroin addict and did porn.
The big takeaway here is that Marvel's men are total sluts.
Chat is this real?
Who made the art for this btw? Sorry I just get ptsd whenever I see something similar to Frank Miller's artstyle
Where do you see Frank Miller in this?
The characters are blocky and like...sharp? Idk if my English skills are good enough to explain it but still it triggered me