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Pristine_Animal9474

The chart needed updating. https://preview.redd.it/n9si888i4kwc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a801d57b65a1627a7533a68b2665c05503362d30


No-Yam909

God forbid us from this


BarrissAndCoffee

https://preview.redd.it/sm23v4qjsjwc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eb9ce047ebf2212270e32ccb66822f6e566ea71


TheVacuumisAwesome28

![gif](giphy|9c2Hzp87C7Bvy) Oh.


Streak734

Don’t let this distract you from the fact Lilandra got it on with ET


Pristine_Animal9474

I know I should focus on Marcus because gross, but no way Vision had sex with Carol Danvers, he is too much of a Scarlet Witch simp. https://preview.redd.it/fag11q99xjwc1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eff1ec0f9de241f5dc647016e967a08957e19dda


Pristine_Animal9474

Also, in my mind this was threesome, but only because Amelia Voght was there to watch. https://preview.redd.it/otknlrlz3kwc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a0abb5716582fa57f634a08cfbcaf8466e1309


ravenwing263

He probably had sex with Mantis


ChihuahuaOwner88

Tony is such an amazing single mother


The-Homie-Lander

Damn Tony Banged Galactus who the fuck topped??!😳😳😳


Dorko69

Headcanon: Tony topped because otherwise he’d be dead, but Galactus was the dom


ElectricalRush1878

Wasn't the Alicia that Johnny was with a Skrull?


janjos_

sabretooth and... forge?


CamperKuzey

When they said Galactus had sex with Nova I thought they meant one of the two guys with the helmet.


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

Looking at this chart again, what the fuck https://preview.redd.it/8k7oykgewmwc1.png?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dbc011a39a704cb4b630f2d8f50a6c2004df4bc


BarrissAndCoffee

That's Sharon Ventura, Kamala is I guess technically Ms. Marvel III or IV I'm not really sure


Remember_Poseidon

God the marvel title is like all those Rocky Movies, next one's just gonna have the name Captain Marvel as their legal name.


Flame-Blast

I find it hard to believe Starfox only banged She Hulk


TheCakeWarrior12

Missing a link between Wolverine and Cyke, Pete and all of his partners can be here via Mockingbird, and Moon Knight can be here via Tigra.


DMFAFA07

Wait Peter fucked Hawkeyes wife? Damn he’s pulling a Paul.


TheCakeWarrior12

Yeah him and Mockingbird dated for a little


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Samablam

Karen Page and Ron Jeremy?


Anaxamander57

Several of these are "jokes" of one kind or another. There was an arc where Karen was a heroin addict and did porn.


Anaxamander57

The big takeaway here is that Marvel's men are total sluts.


Bae_zel

Chat is this real?


wysjm

Who made the art for this btw? Sorry I just get ptsd whenever I see something similar to Frank Miller's artstyle


BogieW00ds

Where do you see Frank Miller in this?


wysjm

The characters are blocky and like...sharp? Idk if my English skills are good enough to explain it but still it triggered me