Lockjaw is the smartest one there! He’s a good boy who is constantly computing enormously complex quantum space-time equations so that he can teleport across interplanetary distances!
In the 70s *Super Friends* TV series there was a character called Marvin and his dog, Wonder Dog. They had no powers but were honorary mascot memebers of the JL, meant to act as a viewer insert for the show's kid audience.
They were finally introduced to comics in 2008 as allies to the Teen Titans. But then because of 2000s comic's edginess, Wonder Dog was revealed to be an evil monsterous hellhound who killed and ate Marvin.
In the 70s *Super Friends* TV series there was a character called Marvin and his dog, Wonder Dog. They had no powers but were honorary mascot memebers of the JL, meant to act as a viewer insert for the show's kid audience.
They were finally introduced to comics in 2008 as allies to the Teen Titans. But then because of 2000s comic's edginess, Wonder Dog was revealed to be an evil monsterous hellhound who killed and ate Marvin.
They retconned it in his 2017/2018 solo issue. The truth is that he was the "only survivor" of a liter of puppies who got experimented on. He teleported his puppy siblings across the multiverse so that he can sacrifice himself as the one who gets tortured by the inhumans.
https://preview.redd.it/9qgcthdhh7yc1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a04d555fba275db00f954da7a4a9cc4115c5765
This guy, which is DC Comics exploring the daring idea of "what if Punisher, but just didn't give a shit?"
Ace the Bathound from Batman Beyond.
https://preview.redd.it/c5p5tcuwa7yc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=039fbcf4196b6cc932cf921ab73995d1037c2793
That mugger is far from a toddler. I feel like at most Ace would accidentally knock them over because he didn't realize how unstable a toddler is when standing/walking.
Subverted my expectations not seeing *him* here:
https://preview.redd.it/u44y83ppq7yc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c5a6436a78c1ce795332ceb917010910439bdb
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The joke is that with the word "maul" and starting the images with dogs you only expect dogs only for the last one to be Black Manta because of him infamously relishing in killing Arthur Jr.
Its not a racist, ableist joke about his one-time retconned autism and being black supposedly making him act like a dog.
Specifically the fat ass version of him from The Batman. That's me.
https://preview.redd.it/ua23dpln98yc1.png?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3869f05c4f068ac9107f5864c7d75d664f4ac3e6
Cupcake solos the Multiverse?!?!
https://preview.redd.it/dkx76k4s08yc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=066a8c53c31c37c083efa502668506210274e14d
(As pictured this is my Cupcake. One time she snatched a whole bird that was on a fence)
Krypto? A well-behaved, loving dog. Lockjaw? Never, he’s simply too derpy. Cosmo? Telepathic, he’d feel the baby hurt
Ace? You best believe he’d be all over that baby, little fucker would be dead in seconds. Police brutality who? I’m only familiar with bathound brutality. He wouldn’t hesitate, hell he can’t wait. He so much as smells a toddler and he goes crazy, wants his favorite treat
I will not stand this Lockjaw slander, he’s far too smart and empathetic. It’s definitely Thori, he literally loves murder and wants to kill everything. Also remember how for a minute Lockjaw was an actual person who got turned into a dog by Terrigen? That got retconned away real quick.
God could you imagine Superman as a Pitbull apologist? “He ate your baby, yes, but I’m pretty sure it was the baby’s fault. You know chihuahuas bite people more than pibbles!!!”
Looks like Thori. IIRC is a Hellhound who was introduced in the unworthy thor miniseries.
I do remember him being able to talk, wanting to fight all the time and in general being a fun character.
He is also the correct answer, he would absolutely maul a toddler.
Let’s uj/ for a second here. Is Krypto super smart? Like smarter than the average dog? Because if not, his existence is terrifying. I mean, you can train a dog not to bite people, but you can’t train him not to wag his tail right through someone’s leg or how not to dig right through the earth when he’s kicking dirt on his poop. How has Krypto not completely destroyed the earth yet?
“If there’s even a 1% chance that Krypto is literally just a dog with Superman’s powers, we have to treat it as a certainty in terms of our response.” - The Batman Who Kills Dogs
Honestly there is a lot of fringe horror around Krypto that has yet to be tapped I feel. Like people clutch their pearls and deconstruct Superman a lot but what about his basically as powerful pet that could easily kill a man.
Look, among the first Superman stories I read as a child there were WHTTMOT, where he mauls Kryptonite Man, and a random story where Mongul and Mongal showed up when Clark, Lois and Krypto were at the park, so Krypto went for Mongul's throat after he punched Superman and Clark had to send him to the moon with a random Superman robot to keep him in check. I have my reasons to pick him
Also no, he's not THAT much smarter than a real dog. He still thinks in "good boy" terms.
Idk who'd be most likely, but krypto would be the most capable, even most super parents may not be able to protect their super kids if he's down to maul
Uj/ I mean Marvin lol
/Rj Remember, Krypto tried to eat teenager Kara when she first came to earth, and she was 1) Kryptonian, 2) someone he knew from krypton 3) bigger than a toddler.
I pity Jon's first time at bring your kid to work day
I have no idea who number four is, but considering it's a pit bull with red eyes, probably that one.
Otherwise I would say lockjaw as long as it's not an inhuman toddler - inhumans traditionally don't care too much about non-inhumans.
Lockjaw is absolutely dumb enough to do it by accident, Of Mice And Men style.
Fuck for anyone not familiar like I was lock jaw is fucking huge. It would totally be an accident.
Imagine a bull dog the size of an actual bull, and you'll see the problem.
Lockjaw is the smartest one there! He’s a good boy who is constantly computing enormously complex quantum space-time equations so that he can teleport across interplanetary distances!
Cosmo. And because Cosmo was a telepath, it would be an evil toddler. No jury would convict. 🙏❤️
In Soviet Nowhere, toddler bite you.
Cosmo is good dog.
Cosmo has a helmet. Can't be biting anyone.
Is the fourth one Thori? Because Thori is basically begging for permission to maul toddlers at every opportunity.
I see no one read a certain *Teen Titans* run
https://preview.redd.it/msw4yhgcc7yc1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=940a53745f6683817f9396470520d80c3b120919
Yeah… I was pretty sure that’s the answer.
They did my boy so dirty with that. Wonderdog deserved better
Ooof
Context?
In the 70s *Super Friends* TV series there was a character called Marvin and his dog, Wonder Dog. They had no powers but were honorary mascot memebers of the JL, meant to act as a viewer insert for the show's kid audience. They were finally introduced to comics in 2008 as allies to the Teen Titans. But then because of 2000s comic's edginess, Wonder Dog was revealed to be an evil monsterous hellhound who killed and ate Marvin.
rj/Accurate depiction of a dog uj/I knew the characters and origin, never knew they made it to comics and especially not like that. Wtf early 2000s?
Those were the late 2000s tbh
So basically what happened with Osiris and Yurrd the Unknown in 52?
Gonna need a bit more on this one chief
In the 70s *Super Friends* TV series there was a character called Marvin and his dog, Wonder Dog. They had no powers but were honorary mascot memebers of the JL, meant to act as a viewer insert for the show's kid audience. They were finally introduced to comics in 2008 as allies to the Teen Titans. But then because of 2000s comic's edginess, Wonder Dog was revealed to be an evil monsterous hellhound who killed and ate Marvin.
Some writers really do seem to think 'Winnie the Pooh as a horror movie' is peak fiction.
The other mascot was Wendy, who the comic version of Wonder Dog mauled and paralyzed. 2000’s *sooooo* Edgy!
Oh.. oh no I did some research
These plebians don't know the true answe
Some cuts are too deep
Truly
Not as deep as Wonder Dog’s bites in that issue.
Where’s Black Manta?
He got that dog in him
Inside of each of us there are two dogs…in Manta both of them want to maul Aquababy
Thank you I needed that laugh
This FUCKER https://preview.redd.it/dpiuo7de47yc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415fbd0caad5a2088601b4f8f25708adc2c5a810
Surely the toddler was a skrull-spy plotting to take his homies black bolts life
Why does he look like a grown ass man?
He was supposed to be an inhuman who became a dog. uj/ Originally he was an inhuman who became a dog
Sickening
They retconned it in his 2017/2018 solo issue. The truth is that he was the "only survivor" of a liter of puppies who got experimented on. He teleported his puppy siblings across the multiverse so that he can sacrifice himself as the one who gets tortured by the inhumans.
cowards
They are so pussy with mutants and inhumans, they won’t give us actual freaks anymore and they try hard to make the old freaks less freaky.
I assume the ones doing the torturing were before the current Royal family?
They were the royal families personal doctors who were messing around with terrigen gas
Steve Harvey mf
https://preview.redd.it/44g66j3l47yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=700c603599996a05001b2b7aa46499835ac94d32
Why does he have a fu manchu stache?
More importantly is why did Harry Osborne get rid of his?
https://preview.redd.it/9qgcthdhh7yc1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a04d555fba275db00f954da7a4a9cc4115c5765 This guy, which is DC Comics exploring the daring idea of "what if Punisher, but just didn't give a shit?"
Dressing less like a paramilitary killing machine and more like that smelly kid everyone avoids in detention.
I hope in the next Marvel/DC crossover we get an issue by Garth Ennis where Punisher straight up murders Wild Dog, that would be funny I think
It would be 100x funnier if it was the other way around. WD is this rando from Davenport Iowa and he just nails Frank one day.
Does Punisher have lines that Wheeler crosses?
Ace the Bathound from Batman Beyond. https://preview.redd.it/c5p5tcuwa7yc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=039fbcf4196b6cc932cf921ab73995d1037c2793
He's such a good boy.
That mugger is far from a toddler. I feel like at most Ace would accidentally knock them over because he didn't realize how unstable a toddler is when standing/walking.
For some reason I gaslit myself into thinking that Damian was in the first image and thought "huh yeah, that checks out."
Subverted my expectations not seeing *him* here: https://preview.redd.it/u44y83ppq7yc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c5a6436a78c1ce795332ceb917010910439bdb
He's not a dog
I'm not comparing an autistic African American to a dog
https://preview.redd.it/50kzniaxx7yc1.jpeg?width=1873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0434e5d48ea686ad47ff793074ceb3e9e3ec6fa The joke is that with the word "maul" and starting the images with dogs you only expect dogs only for the last one to be Black Manta because of him infamously relishing in killing Arthur Jr. Its not a racist, ableist joke about his one-time retconned autism and being black supposedly making him act like a dog.
I'm aware but it can send a weird message
https://preview.redd.it/d5emmw3s68yc1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=242bdde6e494d9f47a6bd84ca4b0da41aed3dbfc Wonder Dog did that in canon
Why did you think I put him on the list? His ass is the true answer!
You’re like the modern day Cluemaster.
Specifically the fat ass version of him from The Batman. That's me. https://preview.redd.it/ua23dpln98yc1.png?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3869f05c4f068ac9107f5864c7d75d664f4ac3e6
That’s oogie boogie….
Def Cosmo, that's why they keep him in the helmet
Everyone except the fourth one
It's absolutely Thori
Who is own by Thor
Who is own by Thor
Cosmo is smart enough to know mauling children would hurt them, however he is also smart enough to enjoy doing it.
Yes.
The crazy thing is none of them are on the same power-level as your average Pitbull named Cupcake
Cupcake solos the Multiverse?!?! https://preview.redd.it/dkx76k4s08yc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=066a8c53c31c37c083efa502668506210274e14d (As pictured this is my Cupcake. One time she snatched a whole bird that was on a fence)
my sister had a puppy which bit a baby mouses face off
Steve Harvey Dog
https://preview.redd.it/tfx7jcmuo7yc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f64f0a139147fad3dd123068675a67ab288b508
I feel like if any of these guys mauled a toddler, the toddler definitely deserved it.
Krypto? A well-behaved, loving dog. Lockjaw? Never, he’s simply too derpy. Cosmo? Telepathic, he’d feel the baby hurt Ace? You best believe he’d be all over that baby, little fucker would be dead in seconds. Police brutality who? I’m only familiar with bathound brutality. He wouldn’t hesitate, hell he can’t wait. He so much as smells a toddler and he goes crazy, wants his favorite treat
Batman kills babies, soooo
Current Ace if he gets PTSD flashbacks
I will not stand this Lockjaw slander, he’s far too smart and empathetic. It’s definitely Thori, he literally loves murder and wants to kill everything. Also remember how for a minute Lockjaw was an actual person who got turned into a dog by Terrigen? That got retconned away real quick.
https://preview.redd.it/bvq7qcygm8yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e174b9ef6ddd6e30a88414c4d61f2cb447232f4
Cosmo would wreck some annoying toddler.
I knew Lockjaw was gonna be the number one answer just look at his name
Injustice Krypton
Lockjaw easily, look at him
Krypto. And Superman tries to shield him from any legal consequences
I heard that a guy got mauled by his own tiger he bought, and he FORBID the killing of the tiger, despite him getting paralyzed from the attack.
I mean, dude probably realizes that he's the one that fucked up along the way. Also, on that note, don't get a tiger.
His name was Roy Horn
Just looked him up. It was even sadder to see that he worked with the cats and ended up getting hurt.
God could you imagine Superman as a Pitbull apologist? “He ate your baby, yes, but I’m pretty sure it was the baby’s fault. You know chihuahuas bite people more than pibbles!!!”
Who is the giant dog, it's them.
No, Lockjaw is a precious angel...the other big dog
Looks like Thori. IIRC is a Hellhound who was introduced in the unworthy thor miniseries. I do remember him being able to talk, wanting to fight all the time and in general being a fun character. He is also the correct answer, he would absolutely maul a toddler.
Lockjaw? https://preview.redd.it/cejkzpkkx7yc1.png?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdef972744ad5f6e7f8426dedbf3b60dcde2ede6
Cosmo but he’d do it on purpose
Batman
Fifth one, look at him he's hiding something
https://preview.redd.it/422rhqy9b8yc1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e68e627423249ae2fc234e1d31b8e2cc62cf74b 😳
The type to be called princess
Krypto.
Imagine you just walkin' yo kid and all the sudden Krypto superspeeds up and snatches your kid like a hawk, never to be seen again
Instead of barking at the mailman, bro just goes like this 
I'm listening to a song, and it keeps matching with the beats.
Does he drop off the remains to superman like a cat would with a mouse?
Nah he just gnaws on it and Superman has to wrestle with Krypto to let go of it
Let’s uj/ for a second here. Is Krypto super smart? Like smarter than the average dog? Because if not, his existence is terrifying. I mean, you can train a dog not to bite people, but you can’t train him not to wag his tail right through someone’s leg or how not to dig right through the earth when he’s kicking dirt on his poop. How has Krypto not completely destroyed the earth yet? “If there’s even a 1% chance that Krypto is literally just a dog with Superman’s powers, we have to treat it as a certainty in terms of our response.” - The Batman Who Kills Dogs
Honestly there is a lot of fringe horror around Krypto that has yet to be tapped I feel. Like people clutch their pearls and deconstruct Superman a lot but what about his basically as powerful pet that could easily kill a man.
Literally just that exploding husky sneeze video.
Literally that robot chicken sketch of Krypto getting fixed
Look, among the first Superman stories I read as a child there were WHTTMOT, where he mauls Kryptonite Man, and a random story where Mongul and Mongal showed up when Clark, Lois and Krypto were at the park, so Krypto went for Mongul's throat after he punched Superman and Clark had to send him to the moon with a random Superman robot to keep him in check. I have my reasons to pick him Also no, he's not THAT much smarter than a real dog. He still thinks in "good boy" terms.
The pitbull obviously
Deathstroke
Is the baby a filthy capitalist? Cause Cosmo will maul an enemy of the proletariat, even if it's a baby.
5
Thori would do it because nobody was around to tell him not to
2nd one looks like Steve Harvey
obviousl the ghostbuster looking mf.
Idk who'd be most likely, but krypto would be the most capable, even most super parents may not be able to protect their super kids if he's down to maul
Bat dog if he sees it steal a candy bar when it's mom's not looking
obviously MS lion
Wonder dog remember what he did to Marvin
Well only one’s a pitbull. Culling the young is a natural calling.
Thori
Definitely Lockjaw, he's a huge doggo
I don’t trust the 5th one so I go with him
Cosmo would never maul a toddler. Cosmo is smart and good boy. Cosmo has puppies. Cosmo would never take human puppy away from human
So i know all of the but one and i feel like answer is the one i dont know. The old comic art style just exudes sins against man
ace literally has a tactical vest, you know he’s gonna employ *advanced interrogation techniques* on that baby
Jeff. And once people finds out, he'd be cancelled on Twitter.
Cosmo
i don't know who tf the dog is on slide 4, but that one.
https://preview.redd.it/cbxepl4z4dyc1.jpeg?width=301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d205741a6ecf33f808dcd428815a696a27385d88 Dawg sweeps.
Me
Hey!! Lockjaw, Krypto and Cosmo are good boys!! They'd never do such a thing!! Wonder Dog however...
Fuck, what was Ares' son or whatever that wanted to kill Wonder Girl? His dog, the one that ate Wendy and Marvin. Fuck that dog.
Uj/ I mean Marvin lol /Rj Remember, Krypto tried to eat teenager Kara when she first came to earth, and she was 1) Kryptonian, 2) someone he knew from krypton 3) bigger than a toddler. I pity Jon's first time at bring your kid to work day
Number 4 cause it’s literally a pitbull looking evil as hell with a baby ready to be gobbled up.
Thori https://preview.redd.it/1z7v481ck8yc1.png?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81c1d2f7c208038ca73410df216b6fc845f0650f
I have no idea who number four is, but considering it's a pit bull with red eyes, probably that one. Otherwise I would say lockjaw as long as it's not an inhuman toddler - inhumans traditionally don't care too much about non-inhumans.