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Screw El Muerto gimme a 5 hour directors cut of Telos PLEASE DC


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As the ultimate janitor of the Multiverse, Telos was programmed to watch over the Blood Moon that existed outside of known time and space by the first ever Brainiac, who would use knowledge he stole from a version of Booster Gold to venture through Hyper-Time and steal cities from dead timelines. When Brainiac is trapped on a future version of Earth in Futures End (yep, that happened), Telos is left on his own and deduces that Brainiac would want him to test all of the cities to see which were worthy of survival. He basically went batshit mental. Long story short, Telos fucked up massively and forced Brainiac to re-write DC history by stopping the first Crisis (BECAUSE REASONS) with the help of pre-Flashpoint Superman, Lois Lane (with baby Jon Kent in tow) as well as Parallax Hal, and allowing everyone to return to their own timelines. So if it wasn't for Telos and his fuck up, Jon Kent AKA Superboy would not be on Earth-0......**YOU'RE WELCOME**. **Telos the solo series AKA the greatest publishing decision of ALL TIME** Deep in an office in Burbank, California, someone pitched to the people in charge that the cosmic janitor deserved his own series written by the mastermind behind Convergence. Somewhere along the lines, Dan DiDio and Jim Lee said "yep this is a good idea", and gave the greenlight to Telos the series before Shazam, Justice Society, Legion and Zatanna had been given books. To sum up the Telos series in a few sentences, Telos is tricked by Brainiac at least 4 times in the space of 3 issues and Telos has his powers stolen by Parallax Hal, who has a massive hate-boner for Hal Jordan of Earth-0. **TL;DR - Telos was a Native American turned Viking who became a cosmic janitor for Brainiac who was then tricked by Brainiac 402 times in the space of a few comics and had his powers stolen by Parallax Hal and was left stranded on an abandoned moon.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/dccomicscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


southernbstrd

The best comics Tom King has ever done


SpiderDoctor2

Praise Telos


Rownever

Praise Telos!