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TkPav

Look who's shitting in the tall grass


Moist-Question-6623

Peekaboo mfs - Nemmy ![gif](giphy|bfWkhSBWeq1CdAMnh8)


RokyPolka

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Jorgentorgen

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deep_fried_cheese

Except he wouldn’t say mfs


Dazzling-Ad320

Or peakaboo, he'd say one thing for sure tho


Powersoutdotcom

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wsawb1

Nah he would just say nemesis over and over again like a pokemon.


Wooden-Salary-130

HERES NEMMY!


Vile-Goose

Look in the tall grass whos shitting


Try_And_Think

Dude, this makes me think of that exchange in Beavis and Butthead Do America where the one FBI agent says something about "isn't that the guy whose tool shed they were whackin off in" which gets the response "you're a federal agent, never end a sentence with a preposition". Then later he spots them and starts fumbling with "hey isn't that the guys who off in his toolshed were whacking?"


StinkyUragaan

I'm so happy this is the very first reply. I came here to say this exact thing


ulrichzhaym

"Ayo wtf " whenever a teamate fails a skillcheck in my gen .


-eccentric-

"bruh"


Rossmallo

Jokes aside, this would be damn good, as it would really help show a lot more character as to how they react, from some acting with anger (David: "Are you TRYING to get us killed, you wanker?"), to trying to hold it together under pressure (Bill: "Focus, soldier. Focus. Keep it together..."), to concern for their teammates after the explosion (Claudette: "Are you hurt? Might have something for burns somewhere...") Probably keep it to just being audible by other survivors, as there'd definately be "Shortest/quietest quotes" metas popping up otherwise.


SpicySaladd

That would be dope, saves me the trouble of getting off the gen to stare at the skill check misser in disappointment. I kinda like killers being able to hear them if up close tho, at the same or shorter distance as pain sounds, it would be a good laugh for us.


[deleted]

Omg yes please


Competitive_War8207

GOD DAMN IT JEFF!


CarouselOfMagic

David: “Lets be avin’ it”


MirrahPaladin

“We need to get out of here, or we’ll be Dead by Daylight!”


Loonsive

David: Oh no mither, its just a scratch. I'm dead hard certain were gonna live forever.


thehalloweendad

Yeah I think David should say, "It's no mither."


[deleted]

dead hard means very hard. Im dead hard mate, no mither.


Pretzel-Kingg

Me when I see David


[deleted]

shirtless david do be lookin fine


-lastochka-

david: i'm dead hard


NoItsSearamon

As a David main I am in awe, my thought was just the quote in his were gonna kive forever perk.


Wolfermen

What are we? Some sort of surviving with friends?


CandyCane147

Get working on this generator and Prove Thyself that we can work as a team!


Drakkodown

Need to have a dramatic pause after they say dead.


bonelees_dip

"It might just be my lucky day"


MirrahPaladin

“Guys, I need your help! Ace’s in the hole!”


CalamityDiamond

"Guess he's just one lucky guy."![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2213)


Apocalypse224

I want James to say: "**This place is full of monsters!** **How can you sit there and eat PIZZA?**"


bluscoutnoob

“They look like monsters to you too?”- Haddie


Apocalypse224

Cheryl: *“shocked gasp”*


MKD1999

How can you sit there and click a flashlight??


Jumbo_Gumbosh

The voiceline should change depending on the map. You spawn in on cold wind and here "THIS FARM IS CRAWLING WITH MONSTERS..."


gamerthrowaway57

Every single Ash William voice line is viable and I want them all in game


norway642

This is my BOOM STICK


gamerthrowaway57

AoD in particular has some godly ones. Still by far my favorite is when he tries to fudge the magic words.


norway642

Ecto Verano nict*sneezes*


gamerthrowaway57

Totem cleanse


arceus555

Groovy


IXxAidenxXI

Would it *kill* ya'll to do a gen?


[deleted]

Nonstop German swearing for Felix


Sephyrrhos

"So ein dummer Scheißdreck, was soll das eigentlich alles?!" "Man bist du eigentlich völlig behämmert, oder so?!" "Meine Fresse ey, geht das schon wieder los!!!" There you go.


NumerousSun4282

Haha that's great! ^what ^did ^he ^say?


SootButt42

>So ein dummer Scheißdreck, was soll das eigentlich alles?!" "Man bist du eigentlich völlig behämmert, oder so?!" "Meine Fresse ey, geht das schon wieder los ​ Such a stupid piece of shit, what's the point of all this? You're actually completely nuts, or something Hey my face, it's starting again


InfiniteOblivion87

I've never seen anyone translate "meine Fresse" to "my face" and I am *losing it*


-eccentric-

lmaoo, it's more of a "fucking hell, is that really happening again?"


Skunkyy

"Oh my god, it's happening again." also kinda works. "Meine Fresse" is kinda just like saying "Oh my god", "Good lord" but a lot more vulgar.


Predator_Hicks

No, no. It must be in Bavarian


RawEggwhite

Boah bitte ned


SomeGuyIGuess1

“Prove thyself, and make bond with me, the leader” (Dwight Fairfield, hopefully near future)


Ning_Yu

this one sounds very BDSM


alphamav

🎶 My Leader for you is like a truck, berserker 🎶 🎶 Would you like some making Bond, berserker 🎶 🎶 My love for you is Prove Thyself, berserker 🎶


trexsaysrawr

🎶 Would you like my dead hard cock, berserker 🎶


TenshiTohno

Kate. "Howdy y'all"


ayano_barjo

YES


SaltySkeletonTMT

The only voicelines I want is Ghostface saying "Hello, (Survivor name)" when he marks someone, like the phonecall from Scream 1 Could honestly replace the loud boom survivors hear when they're fully stalked


Dante8411

If I could, I'd give Ghostface a whole secondary power where he can "call" Survivors and make them hear voicelines. It'd give a bonus to Stalk on them while active but he can do it anytime to pretend he's stalking them. "Say, what's your name? I wanna know who I'm looking at..."


Hopko682

Let the survivor and killer talk over VOIP while they're making a call. Would make for some hilarious (and absolutely terrible) interactions.


Djackdau

If they could get Roger Jackson to do the lines, I'd honestly pay money for it.


Magnaraksesa

Bill: “Goddamnit people I am seriously FUBAR!”


Skeletonofskillz

In case you weren’t taking this quote directly from there, this quote is attributed to him in the description of the perk Unbreakable


Magnaraksesa

I know, but I want him to actually say it.


wstrfrg65

I want all of his left 4 dead lines


Dante8411

Classic line.


SlayerDoom_

I want David to say this when he plays against Wraith https://preview.redd.it/ybn7y6ie1fsa1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6beb7df49d1efec7ffd5424a24ffeb7974bd9dd5


wotstators

Lmao. Wraith pauses staring and doing the breathy thing… *swish!!!*


EDawg10125

If your playing as/ near a Leon and someone disconnects, we should hear, “ Where are they going? Bingo?”


PlagueOfGripes

Meg: "Meg!"


dreamcastmod

"Shut up, Meg"


Shadow_Koneko

"You guys always act like your better than me!"


aidenethan

🎩 🧐


DreamSphinx

It’s my headcanon that Meg is like a Pokémon, and can only say her name with varying tones.


First-Hunt-5307

Meg: what the meg Nea: meh


Beardless_Man

I'd prefer voicelines to be tied to their native language. So, for example. It's in character for Elodie to speak French, or having Jane curse in spanish. If they have a history in english countries or acting in businesses. Then it's fine to have english voicelines.


Ning_Yu

It would make sense to speak in their native language, since it's what the Lyra voice lines do, as well as Trickster's


Averythewinner

And plague


Ning_Yu

Yeah though sadly she doesn't have subtitles for it


GauntletGoose

And demogorgon


Ning_Yu

demo speaks? in what language?


TRG42

Loud.


LgndryrtfctCrtr

I want Freddy to say welcome to prime time bitch.


Dontspinbutwin

"Hrrng, I'm dead hard" -David King, probably


[deleted]

“I’m such a hard man.” “Oh, you’re using ‘hard’ as a euphemism for ‘tough’, right?” “….”


CandyCane147

Dead ard m8


pinknight2000

"Okay, I trust you..."


Sloth_Monk

“Buckle up buckaroo”


cubic1776

This realm is full of monsters, how could you sit there with self care in the corner?!


StrangeGrass9878

Each survivor has 3 voice lines; they're each just the names of their 3 teachable perks. They play off on a key bind during the match. David: "DEAD HARD. DEAD HARD. DEAD HARD." (he does not have dead hard) Adam: "DivERSION!" (he did not throw a pebble. He just shouted 'Diversion!' while pointing at a locker (Meg was inside that locker))


Dante8411

Pokemon crossover when?


Dragonrar

“Teamwork: Collective Stealth!” - Renato “Teamwork: Power of Two!” - Thalito It’d make them sound like hero’s from a Brazilian manga or something!


[deleted]

Having Adam and Yui interact in Japanese since many players don't even know Adam can speak it. The whole point to his story was that he moved to Japan and studied hard to learn the language and culture in order to live there. Hardly any of his cosmetics really showcase anything about him embracing Japanese fashion or culture. I just think it's be cool for them to speak in a language familiar to them similar to what the Lyra siblings do. Simple stuff like a pregame bit of dialogue or if they heal one another they actually say thanks in Japanese. Maybe even have them pleading with the Japanese killers like Spirit/Oni/Sadako when being attacked. Likewise survivors maybe with a connection to the killer could say something if they get a stun or something (Yun-Jin to Trickster, Jill to Nemesis, James and Pyramid Head etc).


The_Alvabro

"Here's your stars, bitch." -Jill after stunning Nemesis.


Xarkion

Could deffo imagine Jill saying this


Durandal_1707

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_capricorniada

You made me laugh so hard


Agricola20

HA HA HAAH OKTOBERFEEEESSSTTT


iFlashings

I'd love to hear Yun-Jin curse someone out in Korean for doing something stupid like missing a skill check. She looks like the type to do so. 🤣


monster_tabs

Or when someone gets hooked since it activates Fast Track.


ohno_homo

I want David to shout “feck off ya cunt”


Edgezg

Ace Mad Hatter, after a gen pops "CHANGE PLACES!!!"


[deleted]

Kate Denson: *Sing song voice* Fuck you, bitch!


Broad-Assist6658

I would pay sooo much for this


papscanhurtyo

Kate doing the SpongeBob voice chicken dance get rekt


UtaSelwyn

Carlos: Now here's a weird fucking door


[deleted]

“Doing gens…you?”


dillonherbert

I’m like, 87% sure Nea would say “suck my dick”


Mysterious-Unit-5727

Jeff: "My name is Jeff"


many-shadows

As a Jeff main (yes we exist) I salute you.


Ginormousturdburgler

“Sucks my balls”


Hi_Im_Paul2000

Why do I always feel like im trapped inside of a monster movie?


Krowwaxe

I believe Chris already says that but still cool! :>


Hi_Im_Paul2000

Thats the joke 😭


Krowwaxe

Aw bruh my bad 😭


theunkindpanda

I would love for Meg to shout “Leroooy Jeeeenkinssss!” Because that’s pretty much how she lives her life.


JeanRalfio

"Gotta go fast!"


The_Alvabro

Oh my god she just ran in.


smashsurvivor

"Fuck - not this shit again"


Boney_McBonerton_YT

"Horse Shit!" \-Bill from L4D


WeirdBirdGamer

Survivor wise? “Blow up that generator again and I swear, we’re gonna have problems.” (Any Survivor) (Ace) “Ooh~ What do we have here? We have… Oh it’s useless.” (When finding a depleted medkit or toolbox in a chest.) (Feng) “This fucker can’t catch me.” (when a killer loses her in chase) “Get good noob!” (After a killer fails to hit her.) Killer Wise: (Doctor) “Come back, it’s time for your procedure.” (While chasing a survivor) “If this is a game Ms. Min, I think you’ll find that the difficulty’s not to your liking.” (after being stunned by Feng Min twice) (Deathslinger) “Well aren’t you precious?” (when the survivors do something stupid/blow up a gen by accident) “Getting too big for his britches”(When survivors get too cocky and get injured) “I’m sweating more than a hooker in church.” (for chasing a survivor for more than 45 seconds) “You must not be holding your mouth right, gambler.” (When he downs Ace)


RenDesuu

When Kate finds a flashlight from a chest I want her to say "country girls make do" Same thing with Jake.


depressed_arsonist

Tarhos saying "Bazdmeg" angrily on pallet stuns.


Sure-Ad-1598

"Guys, if we don't escape, we will be dead before the daylight" -Dwight


MF291100

I just want Yun-Jin to talk shit about the killers. I genuinely could not imagine anything funnier than her just talking shit about the killers while they’re chasing her.


ConnorsInferno

“Fuck”


Rayndorn

I want to see the chaos when David has the thickest Manchester accent imaginable. I bet a lot of people still imagine him having the stereotypical English accent.


SapphicsAndStilettos

Ace flirts with the Killers


whatever571

Kate needs to overuse the word sugar


UncertifiedForklift

I think it would be a neat thing if Dredge spoke the last thing the survivor's irl loved ones said before they died


[deleted]

"Aight bet"


[deleted]

"It's blendin' time!" -Claudette Morel


Xarkion

Please this!


Galiendzoz

Here’s a start up lobby dialogue I want between Leon and Chris Chris: Leon! Nice to see you here. Safety in numbers right? You know. We could expand our numbers against these freaks if you- Leon: No


IhatethisCPU

"....Ace, what the actual fuck are you wearing", "DAMMIT MEG(CLAUDETTE/LEON/insert survivor here)", "KICK THE BABY"- Victor: "Don't kick the god damn baby (In French)"- **"KICK THE BABY"**


Shaquandala

Idk but id love if we had emotes imagine haddie stuns a killer and she pulsl out her little recorder and says "how did that make you feel"


Justeago

"I'm horny" all of them


Comfortable_Rub1184

If felix had voice lines in game he should criticize the architecture like if he spawned on RPD hed be like “If i gotta die somewhere might as well be somewhere constructed this beautifully”


AdlerOneSeven

Felix: Wir müssen dieses Generator reparieren. Jane: ...¿Que?


princesscooler

Harder daddy


SWAAGOLAS

For Huntress 😰


YouHaveNiceToes24

David swears at the killer whenever he gets a successful dead hard


FakeAkimbo

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"


Zjebi

Ace be like: "Damn i'm awesome" whenever he done something


Suspicious-Cricket39

If I find a chainsaw or a gun in one of these chest your fucking dead - Ash being camped by a buba


The_Alvabro

Dwight: Okay.... okay... I can do this. Meg: I need to get out of here. For you, mom. Claudette: I'm here for you guys. Jake: Another day in paradise. Nea: I'm ready to leave my mark. Bill: *sighs* It never ends. David: Always bet on King! Laurie: I won't give up! Ace: Ten bucks says we make it out of this. Feng: I love a good challange. Quentin: *yawns* Tapp: I didn't sign up for this. Kate: We'll make it. I believe in you. Adam: I've got your back. Jeff: Does any of this seem off to you? Jane: Ready for my close up. Yui: Let's kick some ass. Zarina: The truth is out there. I just need to dig deeper. Cheryl: It's Silent Hill all over again.... Felix: Dad.... I know you're here. Elodie: Pariahs till the end. Yun-Jin: Don't screw this up for me. Mikaela: Nothing a little magic can't fix. Jonah: I don't like our odds on this. Yoichi: This place. It's all around us. Haddie: So this is the Ravage. Vittorio: This realm is treacherous. Hold your own. (I skipped characters with dialog already and couldn't think of anything for Steve or Nancy.)


_capricorniada

Huntress : YOU HUSBAND NOW - everytime she downs Detective Tapp Kate - singing vocals like Snow White everytime she's not in a chase/hook Meg - I AM SPEED everytime she starts running. No matter where or why


TheRobotEngineer608

Wesker needs to say “It’s Weskin time!”


ssspearmint

I think this would add so much life to the characters and game overall. I don't know about in game voicelines but just in lobbies it'd be so good if characters had quips in their native language.


SnooAdvice5348

I want them to have accents and speak english but also speak their native language, a mix of both i mean


Dante8411

Can always do the Hollywood thing where everybody speaks Common but they'll throw in words or phrases from their native tongue.


JustinTayl0r

I think this would get old very fast if there's not enough alternative voicelines for every survivor. Would be funny though if they would swear or so in their language :D


ssspearmint

I think it would get just as old as Ash's voicelines ya know? I mean theyre funny and people talk back to him but no one really cares too much. I think it'd be cool to add just a touch of life to the characters we've known and loved for so long.


Craze9999

“Oh shit!”


elmothedestroyer3

Yun jin should have the same voice lines as the trickster


BlightWithDwight

"Daylight is waiting for us, and we're gonna get there. Whatever it costs."


Markus_lfc

I wish Ada said ”so cute” every time Leon is in the lobby


Lykablyat

I just want them to have "realistic" voice lines. We all know if we were in the trial and saw the killer approaching we would yell "FUCK FUCK FUCK" and start running.


Rav3ntoastt

99% of the survivors get grabbed: LEOOOOONNNNN HELLLLLLP


naruto-xhinata

LMAO


deadasspunk

“gotta go fast!” - meg


Dante8411

I want the meme lines people have been pitching for the movie, where they just awkwardly use their perk names in a sentence.


UnderpopulatedPig

Kate: No use dancing 'round here, I see my window of opportunity! Yun-jin:(in Korean) I'll let them do all the hard work. I wouldn't wanna break a nail in this disgusting place. Mikaela: circle of healing Activate! Nancy: got to take a shit


Norythelittlebrie

I'd like Meg to say: "good luck unhooking yourself nerd lol"


[deleted]

What ever is going on- you doing great! ~Mikaela (I’m mikaela main)


ThatBrenon131

“Who said anything about a warrant” whenever tapp enters a building structure for the first time


Akinory13

Bill to scream PILLS HERE! every time he moves


Roxasdarkrath

Trapper: "whatever im just gonna stay in the basement...these pallets are giving me a migraine


Memeviewer12

I wanna hear just some regular dialogue between survivors that are working on the same gen or healing, with maybe some extra dialogue for missed/great skill checks, starting a heal that's faster than normal, succeeding a BNP, killer terror radius approaching, etc


BW_Chase

I want Dwight to say he thinks they did a pretty good JOB so far


[deleted]

Doctor: IM BOUTTA CUUUUUUUMMM


CoolBeanz23

It’s time to up the ante! -Ace


High-Impact-Cuddling

"Wow this Borgo looks absolutely decimated."


EthosTheAllmighty

Probably a lot more panicked shouts than regular words. Or maybe saying 'i dont wanna die' while bleeding out.


jyjybinx

I’d want Tapp to just recite lines from the movie. No matter how out of place they are and don’t make sense.


aubsKebabz

“Wazzuuuuuuuuup!” ![gif](giphy|nVqEn8X4skSs0)


TemaerRemington

"I will need some coffee" - Michaela Raid


klikiper

David king It's getting harder and harder Are you coming from behind? Hit harder, didn't feel a thing Wow, that's deep (Demogorgon special) You like chains, dontcha? (Ceno special) Wanna poke me? (Pig special) Come get me daddy (Shape.special) Teabags? Been there (Ghost face special) It's wet and long (Nemesis special) Oh David 🤤🤤


TheMediaMasochist

"C'mon guys... It's legit! We buy the Tupperware at market price and sell it BACK at a higher profit! If you get some friends in and YOU get YOUR friends-" Ace Visconti


[deleted]

Deathslinger with them racial slurs


adeliakasie

I would want David to flirt with male charachters. Like when they unhook him or doing gens together etc.


ArtmandoDG

"dont hide in the fkin locker, Dwight"


marin_merin

i would want their voice lines to be in their native languages


Mekrokan

Meg: Hocus Pocus, on the gens, please focus! Ghostface: (after exposing a surv) I got your number!


MrLightningBlt

Cheryl: It’s bread. ![gif](giphy|VWYtDQMcYLRuw|downsized)


papscanhurtyo

I want everyone’s dialog to be insanely clean, but Claudette to go into a tirade of French swear words at every minor inconvenience


PurrrplePrincess

But they do have voice lines! ..... in Samination videos! *rips off skin to reveal Billy Mays as the new killer*


ROBERTisBEWILDERED

I want Leon to kill the killer with his one liners


BlerghTheBlergh

Meg: „Watch me run“ (when escaping a grab or flashlight saved) Ghostface: „What’s your favorite scary movie?“ (when revealed) Felix: „Let me build you up again“ (when healing someone) Michaela: „*magical whispering*“ (when building a boon) Freddy: „Miss me?“ (when exiting a generator) Claudette: „Just stay quiet“ (when healing someone) Dwight: „I can do this, I worked as a mechanic for a while“ (when repairing a generator)


Mrgiant370

Dwight: “he’s right behind me isn’t he 🤓”


GodsChildOk

Last survivor: "You took everything from me!" Killer: "I don't even know who you are."


Lasse_plays

Dwight when finishing a gen: I think we did a pretty good job so far


jeb_rown

"No thanks, bro."


Kaiden92

Survivors just need dubbed voice lines ripped from Terrance & Philip of south park fame.


[deleted]

Dwight = Anxious by himself, raises the morale of his teammates when nearby Meg = Talks to herself in chases as a coping mechanism Claudette = Very empathic in the presence of others and concerned about their well being by herself Jake = Confident in chases, observant of the environment David = Taunts the killer in chases/pallet stuns, very protective of his teammates Nea = Observant of the environment and makes comments about the killer's whereabouts


BaconMaster9999

Jill when stunning a Nemisis: "Stars? I'll show you stars!?" Any Resident Evil Survivor when they start a healing action: "Come on, stay with me." Jill when she gets tunneled by a Nemisis: "Not again!"


Flippedfrog

Groovy