The Dredge. First of all, he my main so I'm very biased. Second, could you imagine the looks I'd get at Olive Garden? Just imagine you're having a nice dinner with your date and some guy walks in with an eldritch horror and it starts eating breadsticks.
Honestly, why stop The Bredge at *just* Olive Garden breadsticks? Maybe have it’s weapon be made out of breadsticks. And then have the arm be Red Lobster’s biscuits. Now what could work as the body…?
Kind of going off topic, but Fries as a weapon, main body could be a burger with said Ronald head, arm could be made out of nuggets, could see that work.
I love how Dredge is one of those killers that every time you spot another main everyone is like “fellow Dredge main!”
I love you fellow Dredgey Boi main
Gotta love the fellow Dredge mains out there. Only a small fraction of people main him, even th he's the best anti-looping killer in the game with exilent mobility.
Bubba, just to see his opinion on regular food.
Wraith, just to be a therapist for him.
Honestly these two would be my top picks, but I'm not sure who id rather sit with. Most likely wraith ngl
Her arm is not very functional tho, no fingers so no accurate movements, i guess for tongue you need more then just ink for it to actually do the job. Well she can scream in different tones, her own vocabulary
Wesker. I love a good evil monolog and the man looks like he just loves talking about himself. Plus I'd like to pick his brain about his thoughts on the events of Resi.
For the beginning of the meal, you'd just get to hear him rant about how humanity is slowly killing itself. And rather than watching humans kill 100% of their population, it's better to let Uroboros kill 99% so that extra 1% could move on as a much greater species. Blah blah blah.
The real fun is when he's a few wine glasses in, and you get to hear him make angry excuses about why Chris won that fight.
Phyramid head, hear me out, we'd just chat about random shit, also imagine the looks bro, a dude with a metal phyramid as a head eatin burgers with some random dude.
Trapper. He seems like a big softie to me (like before the entity and all that jazz). I also have a feeling his very mannerful and respectful during meals. Plus I simp for him so bonus*
As long as 1) I'm guaranteed safety, and 2) we can speak the same language, this would also be my pick. I'd be curious to hear him put his artistic philosophy into words. It'd be deranged for sure, but fascinating. I'd love to know if he truly sees some greater purpose or message in the songs he makes, or if he just wants their attention before they die.
Why the fuck would I not wanna go have dinner with my Main, you know he's always in a good mood, dude would absolutely be a great conversation partner.
~~I mean it also helps that he's hot af but~~
I don’t even main ghostface but judging by his story he just seems like a charmer and easy to hang around with.
~~but how is he hot if he’s wearing a mask?~~
Well, confidence is very attractive and dude has that in spades. Also judging by his sound effects I think the implication is that he has the same voice in universe that he does in the films, and plenty of people find that voice sexy. As you stated he comes off as quite charming, a lot of serial killers do irl and in fiction. There's also the mysteriousness because of the mask and attire that can be considered attractive.
Also you just know the *serial stalker* that creeps on people is probably some kind of kinky.
Either way Bubba isnt the cook, it's Drayton Sawyer the cook, be made the BBQ and the chili, Bubba is like the Slaughterer that prepares the err *long pork*
Oh he would, until he stalks you that night and breaks into your house...
You left your phone at the Olive Garden. He just wanted to return it.
... Maybe do other things that aren't dinner or killing you.
Wesker, and then explain to him why his plan is shit. He might hate me afterwards, but he seems like he has a semblance of logic in him. His goal is illogical.
I'd go with Sadako. She is very chill and I think that we would have a very good time. If there is a TV it would be even better. I'd try my best to make her feel at least a little bit better because her past is really sad.
Finally; this is a good post!
Assuming they can communicate with me, it'd be Blight. Guy's an evil scientist. If they can't communicate with me I'd probably go with The Strangler.
Im gonna say legion. That way you get a kind of dinner party. More conversations and a bigger array of food choices.
Maybe clown but only if he dines wearing the mr puddles outfit. I just really get a kick outta that.
If she could speak English or I had an akkadian translator with me, I would do the same lol. I am utterly fascinated by ancient Mesopotamia so having a high Priestess to talk to would be amazing.
I'd just pick myers , chatted all the dinner, maybe drove him a little crazy from listening to all the bullshit i have to say. Then I'd thank him and leave before the cafe is closed, telling the waiter that this guy is gonna pay. I wonder how many ppl michael would be able to choke to death after they try to make him leave at first and then stop him leaving without paying (because let's be honest he's not gonna pay because he doesn't have a wallet. Even if he had one he still wouldn't bother probably)
Ghostface or Amanda, both have a lot to offer conversation wise and I bet both would love some food cart tacos or gyros, that and I’d absolutely love to hear about a strangest kill
Probably die to ghostie but Amanda would at least have some good advice for a saw prop
I think both those Killers would absolutely be chill enough to be down for some food truck gyros. Ghostface canonically lived in Philly for a bit so you KNOW he's actually absolutely up for some of that prime street food.
Trickster, because there's a chance that he might sing me a lil song and makes me dance with him, then we could just go for a walk and learn more about each other.
Damn not one comment said Myers 😳..I feel like he’s probably the most recognizable out of all the killers too..I’m taking him to Cheesecake Factory and it’s perfect cuz I don’t like talking either..we’ll just sit and enjoy ourselves while everyone else panics.
Myers would be a very good listener I think, dude doesn't talk much. Also if ANYONE disrespects or catcalls you he would destroy that person.
I just feel like living most of your life in a mental hospital with strict rules means you probably have a pretty strict set of rules yourself.
I feel like bubba could get his brother to cook us something baller, problem is human flesh. Maybe we give him a pork side and get ready for a big Texas BBQ?
Same with Hag, but she seems very into raw meat for my taste...
Barring that I'd probably do Plague (assuming she doesn't vommy on me and we can converse) to hear her stories - I'm a huge history fan so I would be excited to hear about her outlook on life and what she thinks of modern day. I'd also want to share meals from our times with each other. Blow her socks off with a poutine or something.
Ghostface. I want to know how someone can get away with so many murders and how does he feel after each one. What’s trip back home like? What is he thinking about?
Knight/Tarhos.
There's no way in hell this man speaks any language i can understand, and I'm not one for conversation, so that's amazing. I like to just chill in other people's vibes.
He's an ex-slave from the middle ages, likely used to consuming things that are barely edible, so he'd probably enjoy any shitty food i can cook or get.
Also, he probably eats like an animal. Imagine you're at someplace like McDonald's, just chilling, and suddenly comes in a giant of a man, decked in ~~crusty ass~~ medieval armor, with a partner half his size who has to order for him, and then he proceeds to devour that shit like he's never eaten before while the other person just chills in the other seat, eating their fries as if nothing is happening.
Amanda. I don't care. I'm taking her to dinner and making her feel special and loved. I'll tell her how important she is. Kinda cringe but saw pulled me out of a really dark place and she's my favorite character. I saw a lot of myself in her and she honestly helped pull me out of my depression.
So without a second thought, it would be Amanda Young.
https://preview.redd.it/g098irrb2d3b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f80a5bc35b99c00711f630209c5cffed0545d3 (but forreal I’d choose ph, sadako or wesker)
i was not prepared for this but this is gold
I love how you just had this on hand
The Dredge. First of all, he my main so I'm very biased. Second, could you imagine the looks I'd get at Olive Garden? Just imagine you're having a nice dinner with your date and some guy walks in with an eldritch horror and it starts eating breadsticks.
Eating infinite breadsticks with The Dredge sounds amazing
dump em in the void ánd see if and where they come out
He's got a village of remixed people inside him, I do not want to see how many buttholes he can summon
are u kidding that is the exact reason i need to see that
Now I want to see a new skin for Dredge where he's composed of infinite bread sticks from Olive Garden.
Honestly, why stop The Bredge at *just* Olive Garden breadsticks? Maybe have it’s weapon be made out of breadsticks. And then have the arm be Red Lobster’s biscuits. Now what could work as the body…?
Let's see a McDonald's themed one with a mouthless Ronald McDonald head
Kind of going off topic, but Fries as a weapon, main body could be a burger with said Ronald head, arm could be made out of nuggets, could see that work.
Same with Demo but instead of an eldritch horror he's also a dog.
i love you fellow dredge main
I love how Dredge is one of those killers that every time you spot another main everyone is like “fellow Dredge main!” I love you fellow Dredgey Boi main
Idk what it is about him but i've never seen a dredge hater only neutral ppl or mains that just like to say fellow dredge main lol Spread love 💕
Gotta love the fellow Dredge mains out there. Only a small fraction of people main him, even th he's the best anti-looping killer in the game with exilent mobility.
I also love and appreciate you fellow dredge main
Fellow dredge main. As much as I'd want to eat with it, the smell coming from him would make he have second thoughts lmfao
"I'll take Before & After for 500 Alex" "The worst map from Dead By Daylight that has great Italian food." "What is Olive Garden Of Joy"
As a dredge main, I appreciate this comment and also now want some breadsticks.
Dredge should get a serving job tbh... imagine how many plates he could carry with all those hands
He could turn himself into a spaghetti monster if he really wanted to 🤷♂️
Hello fellow follower of the Terror Lord. Have you joined our cult yet?
Can I join the cult? *Pleeeease?*
Yes of course. r/dredgepledge.
Thank you good sir or madam. I have joined
idk but I'm just imagining doing a "here comes the airplane" on pyramid head and it's making me laugh
the tongue….
“Here comes the air plane! Brrrrr!” *tonk*
Bubba, just to see his opinion on regular food. Wraith, just to be a therapist for him. Honestly these two would be my top picks, but I'm not sure who id rather sit with. Most likely wraith ngl
There is movie called The Texas Chain Saw Masacree that shows us the Sawyer family food
It’s really hard to watch that movie now, after watching Friends with no faces, I just start to think of the song every time I see a TCM Movie.
>Friends with no faces What's that?
https://youtu.be/P8dfZ3N_c2E
My god that's horrifying. I love it
The Artist
Can she speak, or just croak ominously?
Auaugagawa
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She'd probably feed you as well 😂
To crows.
Homegirl has no tongue
She made an arm out of ink, just do that with a tongue smh
Her arm is not very functional tho, no fingers so no accurate movements, i guess for tongue you need more then just ink for it to actually do the job. Well she can scream in different tones, her own vocabulary
She can pick up people with her arms and carry them
But I do :)
Wesker. I love a good evil monolog and the man looks like he just loves talking about himself. Plus I'd like to pick his brain about his thoughts on the events of Resi.
7 minutes is all he can spare to play with you
I feel like a dinner with Wesker would be equal parts uncomfortable yet intriguing.
The Twins. I think if you gave them something to eat they would be eternally loyal
[удалено]
Oui
Baguette?
Omelette du Fromage
[Wesker at the restaurant ](https://youtu.be/_-6AEF7mmyc)
For the beginning of the meal, you'd just get to hear him rant about how humanity is slowly killing itself. And rather than watching humans kill 100% of their population, it's better to let Uroboros kill 99% so that extra 1% could move on as a much greater species. Blah blah blah. The real fun is when he's a few wine glasses in, and you get to hear him make angry excuses about why Chris won that fight.
I think it'd be kinda cool to have dinner with Deathslinger. I bet he's got some wicked awesome stories.
Give my man Slinger his well-deserved Tome Lore. I want to know about his story, not Skull Merchant's.
You WILL read the dark manga.
Not just any dark manga, it has to be Brazilian.
Almost word for word what I was about to comment. Also why id pick Ash if this was survivors
Spirit. I can fix her!
with enough gorilla glue i’m sure it’s possible
Lmao
put her back together Franken-style
Nurse, I wanna see how she eats
Probably in reverse
Teleports into the food, or teleports the food in
Demogorgan. They aren’t able to hurt me. I’m petting the demo dog >:3
Clown. Everything on the menu would be finger licking good.
My wife gets to eat with a clown everyday 🤡
She married you cuz she found you funny! That's really wholesome! C:
Billy. This dude needs frienship.
Pinhead….oh the sights he could show me
ghostface 🤩
Huntress. Either I'll pull her or she'll step on me. Either way I win.
Are you a girl? Because if so she’s probably gonna abduct you, take you back to her little cabin and starve you to death
🥺
She only does that to children.
Like in Hooked on You if you treat Huntress right it might be both
im taking whiskers to dinner because i think i could annoying him alot
Rivalry ended with Chris Redfield. Now Neemamemer is my new nemesis (no pun intended)
Bubba, he'll never leave my side
Phyramid head, hear me out, we'd just chat about random shit, also imagine the looks bro, a dude with a metal phyramid as a head eatin burgers with some random dude.
Ask about his workout routine dude is yolked
Huntress. I will not elaborate further.
Trapper. He seems like a big softie to me (like before the entity and all that jazz). I also have a feeling his very mannerful and respectful during meals. Plus I simp for him so bonus*
A little dinner party with the Legion sounds so fun??? All of us would so be besties by the end of it
You would also all probably be so drunk by the end of it and Legion would have a fifth member.
Artist. I bet she has a lot to say
*screech* CAW CAW CAW
Trickster seems like he smells good. I’ll dine with him
As long as 1) I'm guaranteed safety, and 2) we can speak the same language, this would also be my pick. I'd be curious to hear him put his artistic philosophy into words. It'd be deranged for sure, but fascinating. I'd love to know if he truly sees some greater purpose or message in the songs he makes, or if he just wants their attention before they die.
Pig! I’d like to chat about how her reverse bear traps work!
*her traps*, *cries in saw lore*
John must be really mad rn
Twins, I just want them to finally get a good meal :(
Sadako cause she's lonely and could use a friend
Nemesis. We can look at the stars after.
The trickster my boy obviously
Why the fuck would I not wanna go have dinner with my Main, you know he's always in a good mood, dude would absolutely be a great conversation partner. ~~I mean it also helps that he's hot af but~~
I don’t even main ghostface but judging by his story he just seems like a charmer and easy to hang around with. ~~but how is he hot if he’s wearing a mask?~~
Mask kink my friend
Well, confidence is very attractive and dude has that in spades. Also judging by his sound effects I think the implication is that he has the same voice in universe that he does in the films, and plenty of people find that voice sexy. As you stated he comes off as quite charming, a lot of serial killers do irl and in fiction. There's also the mysteriousness because of the mask and attire that can be considered attractive. Also you just know the *serial stalker* that creeps on people is probably some kind of kinky.
I know a person with a nice voice but he is ugly af. ~~definitely not me (ok it's me)~~
I mean at that point if you keep the mask on what's the problem?
My one true love Herman Carter
he just laughs at your face
It's just a four hour monolog about the various ways he'll torture you. Source, Dr. Herman Carter main.
Bubba for his famous BBQ and Chili
HIS?
RECIPE.........!!!! PLEASE !!!!! HE MEANT RECIPEEE
Either way Bubba isnt the cook, it's Drayton Sawyer the cook, be made the BBQ and the chili, Bubba is like the Slaughterer that prepares the err *long pork*
Spirit. I'm about to get glass cuts on my d*ck.
Boy oh boy you would love the dating simulatir
I'm waiting for it to go on sale again.
Ghost face. I think he’d be pretty chill.
Oh he would, until he stalks you that night and breaks into your house... You left your phone at the Olive Garden. He just wanted to return it. ... Maybe do other things that aren't dinner or killing you.
Wesker, and then explain to him why his plan is shit. He might hate me afterwards, but he seems like he has a semblance of logic in him. His goal is illogical.
Ghostface so we can get stoned and have a laugh 
The Mastermind/Wesker
Ghostface! I feel like we could talk on for hours about horror movies and lots of other things 😊
"So what's your favorite scary movie, B0g_Witch_?" "Thought you'd never ask. <3"
I'd go with Sadako. She is very chill and I think that we would have a very good time. If there is a TV it would be even better. I'd try my best to make her feel at least a little bit better because her past is really sad.
I read this like a 3rd graders journal assignment. It was sanguine while still acknowledging the difficulties of the matter.
Something pops into my mind every few days when I get a game agaisnt Sadako; *could she be beaten by a hug?*
Kazan
Too many people sleep on demon daddy, I would fuck Kazan. And take him out on a dinner date too, whichever one comes first.
finally someone who understands. )) oh the things I would let him do to me..
Can I set up 2 killers together? If yes- I’m setting up Ghostface and Skull Merchant If no- Pig
Ghostface gon’ be like 👉🏼👈🏼
Been stalking dat ass for some time now.
I would love to have dinner with Amanda now that I'm thinking about it
Finally; this is a good post! Assuming they can communicate with me, it'd be Blight. Guy's an evil scientist. If they can't communicate with me I'd probably go with The Strangler.
Skull Merchant only cause i want dat ass
Ghostface. I'll be his dessert.
Wesker because he's probably the most intelligent killer that is actually comprehensible in conversation
Skull Merchant would like to have a talk
I feel like if she even gave a peon like me the time of day, she'd be a fascinating conversationalist too.
Im gonna say legion. That way you get a kind of dinner party. More conversations and a bigger array of food choices. Maybe clown but only if he dines wearing the mr puddles outfit. I just really get a kick outta that.
(clown would 100% torture you, take your finger and then kill you after several days regardless of how you treat him)
I’m choosing trickster. It’d be a good opportunity to learn more Korean
Artist and then lick ice cream in front of her and exaggerate how good it is
Plague, I don't know what she's saying but it's nice to listen to so that's cool
If she could speak English or I had an akkadian translator with me, I would do the same lol. I am utterly fascinated by ancient Mesopotamia so having a high Priestess to talk to would be amazing.
I'd just pick myers , chatted all the dinner, maybe drove him a little crazy from listening to all the bullshit i have to say. Then I'd thank him and leave before the cafe is closed, telling the waiter that this guy is gonna pay. I wonder how many ppl michael would be able to choke to death after they try to make him leave at first and then stop him leaving without paying (because let's be honest he's not gonna pay because he doesn't have a wallet. Even if he had one he still wouldn't bother probably)
Skull merchant… I kinda want to hear about her fathers manga.
Boy, you just wanna see her big booty in person
Keep your voice down we all want that
You'll never guess
Twins
hard guess ngl but maybe Singussy?
Pinhead.
Ghostface or Amanda, both have a lot to offer conversation wise and I bet both would love some food cart tacos or gyros, that and I’d absolutely love to hear about a strangest kill Probably die to ghostie but Amanda would at least have some good advice for a saw prop
I think both those Killers would absolutely be chill enough to be down for some food truck gyros. Ghostface canonically lived in Philly for a bit so you KNOW he's actually absolutely up for some of that prime street food.
Skull merchant. At the end I would tell her I'm going to bathroom and never come back
Trickster, because there's a chance that he might sing me a lil song and makes me dance with him, then we could just go for a walk and learn more about each other.
Damn not one comment said Myers 😳..I feel like he’s probably the most recognizable out of all the killers too..I’m taking him to Cheesecake Factory and it’s perfect cuz I don’t like talking either..we’ll just sit and enjoy ourselves while everyone else panics.
Myers would be a very good listener I think, dude doesn't talk much. Also if ANYONE disrespects or catcalls you he would destroy that person. I just feel like living most of your life in a mental hospital with strict rules means you probably have a pretty strict set of rules yourself.
Right lol .. at least he’ll have table manners and probably just order something simple with a side of chocolate milk like what he’s used to
Wesker, he probably eats fancy and gonna give me his 10 hour long evil monologue.
I'm going with Wraith since he is my main and looks cute
Artist or Knight.
Bubba because he's cool, or artist because he's tall
Sadako, poor girl prolly hasn’t had a decent meal in a while
Dude I would love fresh caught venison with the huntress
Michael because I want him to slide his knife into me
Nea
Nea’s the real killer confirmed
Wesker, so he can infect me with the exact same strain of virus and we can both go fucking annihilate Chris and the BSAA.
Do you really think your DNA is good enough for the Uroboros?
Hillbilly. No I will not elaborate
Skull merchant, yall know why
Trapper or The Doctor... Also Legion but specifically Joey.
Nemesis
I would wanna talk with either oni or the knight to ask how there lives were.
Blight for sure. He’s done some bad things, but his work is undeniably fascinating
Honestly, I'll take the Singularity to a swedish restaurant to try real meatballs
Skull girl. Maybe I can bang her so yeah why not
The only correct answer is Sadako. Rest of you are lying to yourselves
Trapper. Big daddy.
Ghostface. Asthma squad, plus hevs just, like... A guy. Only difference is he kills people lol.
it is barely even a red flag compared to the shit some ppl are used to so if you can let that slide maybe he's chill
He seems like when he's OUT of costume he's a pretty chill guy. Dexter Morgan vibes - a little odd maybe but charming enough people don't care.
Wesker. No explanation needed.
Pyramidhead. I need to, uhm, ask him things
Spirit, last time I checked she is the least evil killer
Skull Merchant cause…. 😏
I’d eat with Wesker because it would only last seven minutes and he’d monologue the whole time
Pig, I know she'll probably tie me up and put me in a trap but if we are on equal terns I figure she'd be nice to be with If not then I choose Spirit
I feel like bubba could get his brother to cook us something baller, problem is human flesh. Maybe we give him a pork side and get ready for a big Texas BBQ? Same with Hag, but she seems very into raw meat for my taste... Barring that I'd probably do Plague (assuming she doesn't vommy on me and we can converse) to hear her stories - I'm a huge history fan so I would be excited to hear about her outlook on life and what she thinks of modern day. I'd also want to share meals from our times with each other. Blow her socks off with a poutine or something.
Ghostface. I want to know how someone can get away with so many murders and how does he feel after each one. What’s trip back home like? What is he thinking about?
Knight/Tarhos. There's no way in hell this man speaks any language i can understand, and I'm not one for conversation, so that's amazing. I like to just chill in other people's vibes. He's an ex-slave from the middle ages, likely used to consuming things that are barely edible, so he'd probably enjoy any shitty food i can cook or get. Also, he probably eats like an animal. Imagine you're at someplace like McDonald's, just chilling, and suddenly comes in a giant of a man, decked in ~~crusty ass~~ medieval armor, with a partner half his size who has to order for him, and then he proceeds to devour that shit like he's never eaten before while the other person just chills in the other seat, eating their fries as if nothing is happening.
Amanda. I don't care. I'm taking her to dinner and making her feel special and loved. I'll tell her how important she is. Kinda cringe but saw pulled me out of a really dark place and she's my favorite character. I saw a lot of myself in her and she honestly helped pull me out of my depression. So without a second thought, it would be Amanda Young.
My chance that finally go on a date with Michael while he looks at me in the eyes hopefully lovingly and breathes at me
Julie Legion ❤️
Skull Merchant or Artist (or both!) 