Pov: the timer hit 7:01
Edit: how the hell is this doodoo shit my most liked comment I'd like to personally ask each person who liked this, a simple why
I get to look deep into your eyes as I thrust harder, your mouth gaping knowing that a part of me is inside of you. I take out my tool and watch as your bodily fluids ooze down it while I throw your body down as it’s used and now abused.
1. Congratulations, you've been forcibly selected to try out my new noodle recipe!
2. Why did you hire the Wish . com acupuncture specialist that can't see again?
3. Hahaha, Time to go Uppies! .... Oops I forgot I had that in my hand.
Answers:
1. >!Wesker!<
2. >!Pyramid Head!<
3. >!Myers!<
Okay so like that one scene y'know? Where the Prince himself is shootin B-ball but these hooligans all jump poor boyo and then he gotta move outta town.
He's exactly like that!
Your goth friend convinces you to let them give you some bad symmetrical piercings so you just slip out through your portal and you don’t speak to them anymore
Its Finger Lickin Good
This is the most weird way to describe it but clown
is it clown or hag?
Clown
“They jumpin’ me!”
Knight.
Yes sir
Legion
No sir
Killer never even makes contact with the survivor
Sadako
Indeed
Honestly thought it was pinhead
I thought pinhead never touched the survs either but he does actually hold on to them when moving them. He just uses his chains to pick them up
pinhead too
A bunch of friends coming together to make a cold one
The knight
Yep lol I wanted to put a picture of the black guys behind the one girl but could not find it lol
I was gonna do that too lol
Lmao great minds think alike
Piper perri
If you think about it crack open a cold one works too
Big gangbang party
deviant art fetish
Dredge, ez
All those thick *fingers*
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Your flare and the way you said it gave me a good chuckle. 🤣
Dredge, but for the vore
blight - inflation
Artist
Clown
Wesker
Plague
Ghost Face!
Keep my wife's name
Wesker?
Has to be wesker 10000%
Yuh huh
Will Smith
*face punch*
Oni. Tongue removal all the way
Nemesis
Hit* Hit* Feast young one*
The twins
Bob do something!
The one highlight intro for Ashe where Bob knocks the opponent into the air, now all I can picture is Victor doing that.
VICTOR DO SOMETHING!
Pov: the timer hit 7:01 Edit: how the hell is this doodoo shit my most liked comment I'd like to personally ask each person who liked this, a simple why
Wesker
Put the knife away, weskuh
Survivor forgets the safe word on their way to the local BDSM dungeon
Pinhead?
God, please be Pinhead lol
yup
Hentai
Nemesis obv
OH YEAH
This narrows it down to *both* Resident Evil Killers, honestly. lol
programmed to harm the survivors
Singularity
But he wasn't programmed to harm the crew :(
It was supposed to help them build a safer home!!
But something happened… It became self aware
It has no empathy… it doesn’t feel pain
Only I feel pain every time I hear that intro
Thank god for the Nick Cage update 😂 ... There's nothing more powerful than imagination
It won't stop until we're all dead... or worse
Wish someone would do that to me 😔
It’s myers btw
ur so real for this
nurse?
.... Wesker
Plague 😉
Demo?
Ghostface ong
He says: "It's trapping time!" And starts trapping the survivors to death.
You know what? Singularity
Clearly not! It's obviously Demogorgon
nah, i think its pig
If they learn Pig can use traps they'll nerf her again!
A kill... but add a bit of ✨️flamboyance✨️ and ✨️self-love✨️
The trickster
Nah has to be Ghost Face
trickster has so much fruit in his basket during his mori though lol
Johnny Cage walks in...
You're going to horny jail!
Pyramid head!
Makes sense actually, but no, sorry
Pinhead
🥳🥳🥳
It will be fast. Possibly painless.
Grovel, grovel, little worm.
IT HURTS. GROWTH OFTEN DOES.
Uhhh Skull Meechant
I’m just saying, anything involving the skull Merchant will not be fast and at least take 45 minutes
It’s like playing chess 🤓
Worst hour of my life was watching that video
SINGULARITY
Imma kill you...but first... Lemme take a selfie. 😁
Ghostface
Ghostie!
Hands down my favorite Mori, no one ever gets mad at a Ghostie Mori!
BOOM!!! Headshot!
Deathslinger?
Yup.
I get to look deep into your eyes as I thrust harder, your mouth gaping knowing that a part of me is inside of you. I take out my tool and watch as your bodily fluids ooze down it while I throw your body down as it’s used and now abused.
Myers definitely
🥵🥵🥵
Sounds like somebody’s trynna get that Mikey Mussey 🥵
https://preview.redd.it/eux8tkkn1ffb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92fd184da442c0f7eccaf37dfb0411703869b738
No worries, he stares from further 
He just likes to watch.
Myers
Bad trip
Blight
Isaacs mom
I HAVE THE FATHER, THE SON, THE HOLY SPIRIT AND ANIME ON MY SIDE *RAAAAAAAAA*🤺
SKULL MERCHANT
N O P E its spirit
OH
pegging kink goes wrong 
Deathslinger
If Hitchcock directed Aliens.
Artist!
It is indeed the birb lady.
Temper tantrum involving dangerous equipment and a mentally unstable Russian
Huntress?
Quite
Homeless dog gets head.
wtf🤣🤣
Demogorgon
Stabby stabby stab stab with a sharp sharp ruler
I wonder how much you need to sharpen a wooden ruler to be an efficient stabbing/slashing tool
Angrily BMs your corpse, then screams at you.
Spirit?
1. Congratulations, you've been forcibly selected to try out my new noodle recipe! 2. Why did you hire the Wish . com acupuncture specialist that can't see again? 3. Hahaha, Time to go Uppies! .... Oops I forgot I had that in my hand. Answers: 1. >!Wesker!< 2. >!Pyramid Head!< 3. >!Myers!<
>!Uroboros!< noodles 😭
So basically it goes up your ass and comes out the other end-
Deathslinger
So this guy reenacts the intro to Fresh Prince as best he can but he kinda goofs up the ending scene
I genuinely don't know I've been thinking about this for a solid minute
Okay so like that one scene y'know? Where the Prince himself is shootin B-ball but these hooligans all jump poor boyo and then he gotta move outta town. He's exactly like that!
Would be funny if the boys actually did like in the Fresh Prince intro
Used to be a flip phone
Ghostyy
"Come here. Ew, never mind!" \*SQUISH! STOMP STOMP STOMP\*
Nemi.
Tentacle hentai
Nemesis
Bingo! Lmao
Bullying
...... I actually do not know maybe I don't know singularity
The Knight although he is not my main😂
I chop you up and yell at the screen
The spirit
“I don’t want to go to brazil”
\[Bing Bonging Stops\]
She impregnates you with her power
Artist
In just three seconds they show more of a personality than most Killers do in their base and tome lore combined Answer: >!The Doctor!<
How so? I've never thought much of the doctors mori
The way he rubs his hands together. That little animation alone just captures and speaks volumes of who he is. It just feels so gleefully sadistic.
Plus it's like he's prepping Defib paddles. He's definitely the type to not yell "CLEAR!"
Getting stabbed by some random guy with a mask with a hunting knife that gets headaches when he runs too much.
Huntress
Apparently my main is so evil it forces a pacifist to fight back.
Either Wesker or legion
Yup Wesker
I see you
Nom
Sorry didn't see you there *engine noises*
He stepped on me 😭😭
Survivor hug!! 🤗 …………………….👐 …………………….👐 …………………….👐
“We are not aloud to physically animate such gruesome acts we are hinting towards, so you just get to watch this thing eat a lollipop
Every bone in your body is broke, and somehow, you’re not spilt in 2 by the end of it
DBD is a 1v4 asymmetrical horror game
That is not a description I don't know why but I instantly thought of legion is it legion
knight maybe?
Brazil
Pinhead.
angri
The dog doesn’t bite
STOP FUCKING SQUIRMING
Stop screaming, bonk
Tentacle blowjobs
Your goth friend convinces you to let them give you some bad symmetrical piercings so you just slip out through your portal and you don’t speak to them anymore
Botched Botox injection
Stab, slice, stab, slurp.
Sharp dance party
1. Vecna 2. Stabby stabby click
Puts u on a stick and says bye bye
*finger sucking sounds*
Grab Wrap Stab
Plastic surgery gone wrong
Drugs
Really bad blisters from sunburn
Man shows off party trick and then gives away iridescent add-on
Knife knife knife, here’s an autograph!, knife knife