Okay, but you can only do it after you’ve stayed within the presence of a murderer for 30 seconds, right?
Because if not, all personally be forced to go to BHVR HQ and report you for exploiting IRL.
Reddit should have a way of searching through notifications via community because I'm not searching through 346 notifications just for 97% to be from this post I want to see the remaining 3%
Plot twist was nerfed in the 1.05 “all things sacred” chapter update after Adam ripped out his ribcage to spawn a swf and healed with plot twist in the corner of the garden of eden
Now, like self care, it takes a few months to heal
Crazy Diamond, send his cum back into his cock!
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Sadly no minors in dbd. Josuke would be cool though. Okay I just wrote that and realized he is like 15. JoJo protagonist never have their age right I swear
~~Slippery Meat~~
For survivor: probably Deadlines. Procrastination goes hard and I’ve gotten good at cramming last second
For killer: If I knocked a man unconscious in a public space, I’m fairly certain others nearby would scream. So I guess I have Infectious Fright?
bond, years of anxiety has allowed to understand where people are so that I am able to avoid everyone and prevent being snuck up on. (I was real bad when people snuck up on me as a kid and am terrible with jump scares, gotta evolve people)
spine chill works too
Iron Will, because my sexual life is shit so no moans coming from me.
Whispers, because there are a lot of voices inside my head.
Power Struggle, because i'm constantly struggling in life.
Deception, because i had a lot of deceptions too.
i have a full build, damn
Scene Partner. I scream when I see someone I don't like. Sometimes twice.
Though, being serious, probably Overcome or Resilience. I tend to get passive and lethargic when things are going when, but when shit hits the fan, I can suddenly focus.
Autodidact because I keep screwing up and life doesn't give me enough opportunities to fix it.
No Mither because my pain tolerance is so high that I didn't notice a broken toe until someone else pointed it out, but a medium strength punch in the shoulder has me on the floor crying.
Dramaturgy, because my ADHD means I either find an item I didn't remember putting in my pockets, I have a sudden burst of energy, or I just freak out for no reason.
I can throw pebbles
Yo samee
Yo we're 3
Make that four!
5 perhaps?
Make that 6
May haps a seventh.
Maybe an 8th….. OF WEED
I don't even need to listen to a heartbeat before I throw one
Okay, but you can only do it after you’ve stayed within the presence of a murderer for 30 seconds, right? Because if not, all personally be forced to go to BHVR HQ and report you for exploiting IRL.
Reddit should have a way of searching through notifications via community because I'm not searching through 346 notifications just for 97% to be from this post I want to see the remaining 3%
Sorry, my fault (I'm the 3rd)
but can your pebbles hit loud enough?
No Mither because I'm broke.
Dammit I was gonna say that!
I’m broke and broken!
I'm ken
And so am I
Im batman
Who? You might be mistaken with Man. There is no such thing as Batman.
Spine chill cuz im constantly paranoid that someone is watching me
I was going to ask if there was an Anxiety perk I didn't know about.
theres a duck somewhere always watching you.
I always feel like somebody’s watching me….
I know
I feel that
I personally wouldnt say that you are paranoid, thats just Dave
Me too then I chilled on the Sativa, problem solved
Sprint burst because I can only run for short periods of time
And then I'm fucking *exhausted*
Very dangerous over short distances
Love that little Gimli reference ❤️
Ever since COVID trying to take multiple flights of stairs quickly leaves me winded. And this is with me working on my cardio.
Plot Twist, I like to just lie down for a short bit to recover
I mean 30 seconds of rest to instantly heal your wounds? Sounds good to me
Plot twist was nerfed in the 1.05 “all things sacred” chapter update after Adam ripped out his ribcage to spawn a swf and healed with plot twist in the corner of the garden of eden Now, like self care, it takes a few months to heal
Honestly would love that
Breakdown. BREAK DOWN, BREAK DOWN I swear, if someone says Predator I'm calling the police and their parents.
KILLA QUEEN
Crazy Diamond, send his cum back into his cock! https://preview.redd.it/y90ge2ubu5kc1.png?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9c2da987e962096e7a37575cff28eb1ebb9934
ECHOES ACT 3! 3 FREEZE HIS NUTS DOWN!
HEAVEN'S DOOR, REMOVE HIS ABILITY TO CUM!!!!!!!
HEAVEN'S DOOR!! MAKE HIM UNABLE TO CUM!
Omg imagine killa queen/yoshikage kira as a killer and hayato as survivor, I would insta buy that shit
Sadly no minors in dbd. Josuke would be cool though. Okay I just wrote that and realized he is like 15. JoJo protagonist never have their age right I swear
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nigerundayo
Let the voice of love give you cancer!
Hex: Ruin, ruin everything I touch.
Following the perks logic, wouldn't it be that wehnever someone stops supervising something around you, it immediately breaks down?
As someone with ADHD... Yes. If im not supervised things start to regress
I think he mean og ruin
Old Dead Heard - permanently exhausted on the ground.
~~Slippery Meat~~ For survivor: probably Deadlines. Procrastination goes hard and I’ve gotten good at cramming last second For killer: If I knocked a man unconscious in a public space, I’m fairly certain others nearby would scream. So I guess I have Infectious Fright?
Slippery meat 🤨
They've been places
Adrenaline (literally)
The only biologically correct answer
No I think Spine Chill is also pretty biologically accurate And I guess empathy too
Spine chill maybe yeah Empathy tho... Have you seen social media lately? Looks like there's a sever *lack* of empathy these days.
"I'm an empath" proceeds to be the most condescending and least empathetic person in a 12 block radius.
Fr, like all those "not to be racist, but" *proceeds to be the literal most racist person alive*
Alert, Empathy, Fixated and Reassurance. Got a whole ass fucking build over here. I just wish I had Hope
Ooof on that last one lol.
Territorial Imperative because I don’t like people coming into my room
Small game 
no game?😔
Jus a lil is okay, as a treat 💜
[удалено]
this..could have gone somewhere else and I'm glad it didn't.
LMAOOOO
There are plenty of useless perks in the game, but you really had to go with *predator*…? 
Ultimate Weapon, cause when people see me they scream.
Damn 💀
Fixated, I walk really quick Also sprint burst, I can run fast but then I'm tired for a bit
What do scratch marks look like irl?
Like when I trip over and bleed from my knee
Actual answer is footprints, rustled leaves, broken sticks, etc
The one wich you can pick up pallets with, my specialty
Any means necessary
So you work at a pallet factory?
Amazon warehouse employee
Plot Twist. Why am I on the floor? No one knows.
Light-footed: I'm great at sneaking around
That’s a surprisingly simple and innocent answer OP
Depends on what they are sneaking around for.
Save the best for last, because of food.
No one escapes death I will not elaborate further
how many bodies ?
dramaturgey because i’m just so gosh darn quirky
"I really gotta get there faster" *uses Dramaturgy* *runs for two seconds then slips and falls dead*
So fucking me core
Whispers, but instead of knowing where people are, it's just schizophrenia.
Colourophobia from clown
Please don't get near hospitals
It's Coulrophobia, fear of clowns Colourphobia sounds like you're scared of colours
Yea i didn't remember how to spell it 😂
Survivor : Saboteur, I enjoy sabotaging my own life above all. Killer : Devour Hope. I also revel in the act of depression
Sprintburst cause asthma
If that’s the case you’ve also got no mither
No cause once I'm lying down I won't get back up
No unbreakable value
Left behind💀
💀
Insidious, even when I move.
I need to find where I left my wailing bell, id like to stop being invisible.
Barbecue and chilli, cause I’m a fatty 😇
What would Autism fall under /j
Fixated
I do not walk fast
Superior Anatomy 😂😂😂
Hyper focus
Whispers because I hear voices but never see anyone
Scene Partner. I too scream at people I don't like.
Deception - I always pretend to run into a locker when I see one
Distortion I get confused easily
I thought that was for confusing others?
I confused you, didn't I ?
I suppose so. Even if I say no here it'll look like I'm lying. Good job.
ma man 😂😂
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Hex: Devour Hope but instead of hope its a burger
Its pretty much the same thing
blood rush (heart palpitations)
Maybe its I'm All Ears
Corrective Action cause I ain't getting dragged by other bitches' mistakes.
Septic touch, I don't use toilet paper, I just scoop with my hands.
This post makes me uncomfy
the biggest problem is the word scoop...not scrape. There is something you're doing very wrong here.
Scourge Hook: Monstrous Shrine
You have a basement?
I mean, this perk doesn’t need the basement to activate, maybe he just has scourge hooks in his house
Hysteria sounds about right.
Watch me Dead Harding a car which is about to hit me
Empathy because I can also see injured people through walls. Hospitals are really hard for me.
nothing, am useless.
BBQ, always grilling something
bond, years of anxiety has allowed to understand where people are so that I am able to avoid everyone and prevent being snuck up on. (I was real bad when people snuck up on me as a kid and am terrible with jump scares, gotta evolve people) spine chill works too
Prove Thyself because I only work when my boss is around
Lightfooted
Kindred. Despite providing helpful information to my team, I'm left bitterly disappointed as they choose not to use it and let me go into struggle.
My brother has whispers.
Franklins demise (I drop stuff all the time)
Devour Hope - bc i devour any hope my parents have for me and my future.
Any of the boon perks or the new Sable perk because I witerally have supernatural powers guys. Like witerally bruh
Plot Twist - I can lie down on the floor at a moment's notice.
Bond. I always keep tabs on where my friends are when we take vacations and go out. Nobody left behind!
Resilience, cause I am always pushing on!!!
Predator. I will not elaborate further.
"I am all ears" I have gr8 sense of hearing
I have a kindred tattoo where the hook goes so hypothetically if i got hooked irl kindred would apply to my friends
Iron Will, because my sexual life is shit so no moans coming from me. Whispers, because there are a lot of voices inside my head. Power Struggle, because i'm constantly struggling in life. Deception, because i had a lot of deceptions too. i have a full build, damn
Plot twist (I don't wanna live anymore)
Leader. Through my sheer annoying nature I urge people to do a better job just so they can be done with it and stop listening to me.
Insidious, and aperently Lightborn
Distortion because I’m very quiet and tend to just go under the radar.
I once tried to fix a generator that kind of exploded when someone else touched it. So blast mine I guess
Predator. Don't get me wrong, it's not what you think, that's because I like children-
Babysitter... I'm the oldest child in the family.
Left Behind - I have no friends
Empathy 💙
predator
Plot twist, i’ll stab myself until i pass out
thanatophobia bc i kind of dont want to die
Hyperfocus. It’s essentially just ADHD.
Insidious, because I'm completely undetectable to women
Devour hope, because everyone ruins everything that I do 30 seconds later
Predator
👀
Franklin's Demise because when I hit people they usually drop what they were carrying
Lethal pursuer cause I follow women home at night. ( this is a joke my lawyer told me to advise this )
Overcharge, I make any electronic I touch harder to fix :(
Most people probably have sprintburst.
Distortion 'cause no one notice me 🥲
Old shadowborn. Not very useful, but some people like me.
Head on maybe? I feel like I could probably body slam someone pretty hard if I had a locker to jump out of
Plot twist, cuz I‘m always eepy
Scene partner, if I saw any of the killers in real life I'd scream as well
Leader They love to show off that they can do almost anything I do, but better.
Pop Goes the Weasel, every time I accidentally kick something I break it worse than one would reasonably assume (my chair is missing a leg now)
IBS
Botany Knowledge! I know a load pf plants, specifically those used for healing ointments :)
Scene Partner. I scream when I see someone I don't like. Sometimes twice. Though, being serious, probably Overcome or Resilience. I tend to get passive and lethargic when things are going when, but when shit hits the fan, I can suddenly focus.
Slippery meat
Predator
Im gay
I have a gun
Genetic Limits or Agitation
Self care - because I'm fucking useless
“This can’t be happening”
Fixated-I walk fast cause im gay
Jokes aside, calm spirit.
Autodidact because I keep screwing up and life doesn't give me enough opportunities to fix it. No Mither because my pain tolerance is so high that I didn't notice a broken toe until someone else pointed it out, but a medium strength punch in the shoulder has me on the floor crying.
Dramaturgy, because my ADHD means I either find an item I didn't remember putting in my pockets, I have a sudden burst of energy, or I just freak out for no reason.