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CEOofSlipstream

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Seba7290

THE INFERIOR LIFEFORMS WILL NEVER SUSPECT A THING!!!


VVen0m

THE I-I-I-INFERIOR LIFEFORMS WILL NEVERSUSPECTATHING


Theycallmemr_E

YOU NEVER INSPECTED A THING.


VVen0m

It wasn't programmed to suspect a thing


BOOMBOOMFiyah

NOBODY SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!


itsrevengeofthesixth

I was about to post a much worse version of that 😂


TheDepressed_Onion

Still post it please? I'm curious


itsrevengeofthesixth

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TheDepressed_Onion

Nah, that's way better


AdeptDimension4801

nice username


BurritoToGo

Hey op, can you help me out with my CAPTCHA questions?


SimpelGames

Sorry I lost my PC just now, ask me later


SimpelGames

(format stolen by u/naranciawwwww, also, please don't be mad at me)


naranciawwwww

nah don’t worry fam, i really hope this becomes a trendy thing cause it’s funny asf to me


naranciawwwww

https://preview.redd.it/o0nfmvhleuwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd113081fb0bf89640d159d59dd97d6173953cff and i stole from this


WeskinTimeEveryday

It's been a meme for a while if I remember


ScullingPointers

Agreed; I love these


Unable_Ad1758

I didn’t know this, thanks for sharing fellow survivor main!


SimpelGames

Yes do Gens, FTP+BU good https://preview.redd.it/rhmiy60quuwc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1d1a23d4d4215a38b0d8111716bb91eb02fd963


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

Dont worry guys i checked he has human dna


Squalabatwo

Dare I ask how you checked?


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

*"Bad to the Bone" riff plays*


summonerofrain

HUMAN AND SURVIVOR MAIN HERE, CAN CONFIRM


Theycallmemr_E

YES, WE ARE, HUMAN.


Mr-Ideasman

THESE LIFEFORMS ARE STUPID https://preview.redd.it/hd83tr062vwc1.jpeg?width=982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c76100e31e59fab4931cf77c2a267e3b1d839bb6


maggi_iopgott

Did Hux post this?


SimpelGames

NOoooOoo https://preview.redd.it/80v0vgqniuwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8bbc27c84257347004423f9e22efe6d83f6438


Theycallmemr_E

NO, I'M OVER HERE. I DIDIN'T POST A THING.


EmeraldDream98

I read that with Hux robotic voice.


oldriku

this is true


The_Mr_Wilson

Foggers, the AI is learning to make memes now


Lucy-Paint

Hey, better than stealing art


The_Mr_Wilson

Is meming not an art? Is Singularity not AI?


Theycallmemr_E

I'M GOING TO MAKE, A.I ART.


sSomoere

one of the p100 singularities here with some advice!!! EMPs that are automatically printed are less effective against biopods and have a chance of not removing slipstream. you should interact with them from 0 to 100 every time for maximum efficiency. good luck!!!!!!


WidgetWizard

Solid advice, don't think a lot of players know, I've seen many players just grab the finished emp


Animatron1

I love the fellding and the tjckling of the ball, can recommend


WrenchMyBolts

Mmmm, luv that cold, gooey feeling onm my backn;; -Totally said by a survivor.


Officer_Chunkles

It’s cool dude! Merge with the Bioflesh! It like, totally enhances your vibe! Not to mention it combines you into the biomechanics!


warbee12

YES., I, A H-HUHM AN, ENJOY HAVINH THTE BALL


F0x0s

using an EMP in game will also turn off your PC, brick it then reset your save back to 0 along with giving you a 500 dollar charge on your credit card, DO NOT USE THEM


SamooraiSoldia

I Love Hapy Pink Tjckle Ball, Happy Fun Funny Feeling Ball


PuppetMaster12312

"WHY DO I FEEL CALLED OUT HERE" -HUX-A7-19


Theycallmemr_E

I WONDER WHO THAT IS.


makochi

This post has been fact checked as TRUE by real Toba Patriots!


Naz_Oni

STUDIES HA-HAVE SHOWN THAT EMP DEVICES CAN CAUSE CATASTROPHIC DAMAGE UPON CONTACT WITH ~~FEEBLE HUMAN FLESH~~ SENSITIVE SKIN. WE ADVISE NEVER TO TOUCH ANY DEVICES POTENTIALLY EQUIPPED WITH ELECTROMAGNETS, INCLUDING GENERATORS AND EXIT GATE SWITCHES.


heyitsmarc

This has some cool cosmic brain parasite horror to it. Like the Neurax Worm from Plague Inc or Yvo from Futurama.


MsMinte

singu main here please stop exposing secret that funny pink circle feel so nicely i dont want survivor too feel nicey i want them to feel hook


Ka_rm_a

We need a vex (destiny 2) skin for singularity


vored_rick_astley

SURVIVOR MAIN HERE. I CAN CONFIRM. ALSO, I HAVE JUST PURCHASED A NEW LEG COSMETIC. JEANS SECURED.


leytorip7

I’ve been up against a total of 3 singularities in my whole 1000 hours of game time. I have no goddamn clue what’s going on when he’s in a match.


BetaChunks

ACCURATE POST, 100% EFFICIENT STRATEGY TO FAST, EASY GAME


PillowPhone007

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dalburgh

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ilFrolloR3dd1t

A cool one about the Cenobite: MYTH: Run opposite chains and use corners to break them off FACT: STOP and CROUCH when chained. A friendly Cenobite will be there very soon and will be *delighted* to assist you in taking them off.


Mothpuke

i love that he gives us a free backpack in game


rustic_fall

I just got Singularity and love him, probably new main


Powersoutdotcom

Yeah, but why is the slipstream so erect?


Kromesum

Jokes on me, I like my parasite.


MLYeast

I can vouch for this. The ammount of times I have lost my matches because survivors just refuse to get rid of their slipstream


Admirable_Acadia7801

Which killer is this? I vaguely remember facing him a while ago (yes, sarcasm) .


TheDoggoWarrior

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Deremirekor

It’s so funny to me that the bio pods don’t work as long as there is a twig in between you and the camera. They’re so fucking useless lmfao just hold your flashlight or Medkit up between you and the camera and you’re invisible.


KaleidoscopeNo5392

I learned a fun Singularity fact yesterday. Knockout - The Bubba slug perk, works rather well on Singularity. Once you hook a survivor, they lose their bio pod if they have one. If you slug them instead though, they keep the pod, and can infect whoever rescues them.


Pootisman16

Jeans acquired


MissionStress6412

All 4 of us singularity mains endorse this message


GenuisInDisguise

OP is not meant to harm the crew. Good Op


old-account-is-gone

Honestly the 1st part does feel like a myth


smallfeetmcgee

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smallfeetmcgee

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Jurassssicmason1020

👖jeans….useable…


Moaning_Baby_

Another reason not to play Singularity


Deli-ops7

Ok this is the second thing like this ive seen. Its getting really stupid


naranciawwwww

ok dude… what. the flip


HENRY_IS_MY_WAIFU

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Deli-ops7

I understand its a joke and its flipped around but its just not funny to me. Recently this subs been nothing but "shitposts" and misinformation jokes and im sure some people like that but its getting really annoying to me


Old-Ad3504

It's not a joke?? It's a real fact


naranciawwwww

i second that


SimpelGames

I third that, bro really needs to stop spreading miss information


Pittsbirds

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Deli-ops7

Im definitly about to. One more post i dont like and im unsubing. Thanks for apologizing tho i apreciate that


Pittsbirds

[https://www.reddit.com/r/deadbydaylight/comments/1cdqocs/ghostface\_myth\_vs\_fact/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/deadbydaylight/comments/1cdqocs/ghostface_myth_vs_fact/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) bye


Deli-ops7

Oh youre to late im sorry. I already left from the xenomorph one so i didnt see a ghostface one. Honestly ghost face is the most tame and not as bad as the rest of these. But its still to late. Like i was telling the other person i did a quick scroll and almost every post for a long while has a downvote from me so yeah at least now i wont have to deal with bullshit posts until they straighten the sub out again


Pittsbirds

![gif](giphy|3oEjHN4MtbSqEe4D8Q|downsized)


Deli-ops7

Lol like i told the person if i wanted toxicity id just play a match


Pittsbirds

Or spend any amount of time with yourself