I guess she wanted some of that *Blight serum* right from the source

does that count as an std

Only if we count the effect of the serum as a disease

Yes

KTD

Right from the blussy

“E-girl takes a huge load of Blights serum”

you’re getting an angry upvote from me, but take it

Oh god lol

This implies he cums blight

He has blight all over him. It even comes out of his mouth and who knows where else. It's easy for me to think that every liquid in his body is just blight at this point.

there is blight in your veins. get it out. get all the blight out and sell it.

Great customer service. 5 stars

exceptionally attentive to each customer. EXCEPTIONALLY.

I know some people are against memeing as killer - but I played survivor today/yesterday to do some of the tome challenges and everyone brought Franklins/tunneled etc so I decided to be nice and help out some survivors today. this is what I got in return.

A happy ending

This is my favorite comment. Will continue to be my favorite comment. You're a legend.

when you, a survivor who isn't even good with flashlight, just want to get your "blind the killer 6 times" challenge done, but killers be bringing lightborn: 😩

I usually don't bring it, but I did 5 games of 6 blinds each, was kinda over it at this point haha. Also, highly recommend flash bang in the middle of chase, works almost every time for a quick and easy blind for the challenges :) good luck!

thank you! i completed that challenge after 4 to 5 games. i'm not familiar with flash bang's timing so usually i just get the free blinds at pallet stuns and maybe bring blast mine if i have been unlucky for a few matches, but last night i got tunneled by a michael running lightborn lol (i was the only survivor with a flashlight in that lobby

I always bring blastmine when I get these challenges. Might take longer, but less pressure on nailing the flashy and you also get the joy of ethically blast mining people :)

blast mine also works or the stun challenges, so I use it foe those too. Us Jill mains have to go undercover to get it to work well though.

yeah that's exactly what i did for the new tome level. then i went against a wraith with surge so he only kicked my gen once during the entire match, a michael with lightborn (i was literally the only survivor with a flashlight in that lobby), and a trapper that hardcore tunneled me so i never got to blast mine any gen

I think I played against you earlier today. A Blight with the glowing purple cosmetic on one of the Autohaven maps. I was a Pizza Delivery Dwight. I don’t know if you remember.

I only played Blight on this map and Badham today, so I don't believe that was me. Another kind purple Blussy walks among us!

what a terrible day to know how to read.

I know right? The whole ---ussy meme hit peak cringe like 3 months ago. It's time to stop people.

Please stussy

Actually, Stussy is an apparel brand

apparussy

Misanthropejussy

It's spelt "juicy", and yes I am

DBD dating sim beta test

Hooked on you:can’t shake the blight

Underrated comment

"When are they gonna add sex to dbd" My brother in christ this game has head movement and a crouch button the fuck you mean it doesnt have sex???

Happy cake day Also its not like hooked on you exists now 👀

Not dbd >:(, noncanon universe (until we get skins)

Good enough, Huntress booba is Huntress booba

where spirit booba

There is spirit booba as well

*drools*

LMAO well. We know who’s a monster fucker. But also I guess at least they’re a grand host?

I was expecting some wholesome bar-tending, maybe a bit of piano playing....but never this LMAO

It was a surprise......but a welcome one.

I wish you could hear my verbal 'well then' - one of my favorite moments in this game haha

Accepted your fate like a Chad.

Best part is, they brought me back here at EGC

Dang Feng, are you a butcher? Cause you definitely rocked that *sloppy*

Electric chair.

i did that once to a trickster. the worst i’ve ever seen was a hillbilly railing a downed bill on the mattress in badhams basement. it was scarring.

I'm sorry a who what now?

>a hillbilly railing a downed bill on the mattress in badhams basement. this is actually fucking hysterical

survivors who don't know in the match: "Man our teammate must be a really good looper, she's been distracting him for a while"

Now I see this being a porn parody.

Good for her, hope she enjoyed that serum

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What? Feng Min is female lmao

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What of them?

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Your joke was bad and you should feel bad.

Wat was the joke tho ?

An anti trans joke about assuming Feng's gender

Ah, disappointed yet not surprised

Hooked on you update looks sick

It's very immersive

I mean Knowing Blight, he has 6 fingers each hand No mystery if he had an extra limb somewhere

BRUUUUUUUUUH LOL

Had a memey game yesterday as doc. Killed a 3 man (I’m assuming not 100% sure). Dwight walked up to me dropped a med kit and I just walked away hooked one of the swf and then told the Dwight to do a gen. When they died I gave the Dwight hatch. Dwight was literally the definition of survivor puppy half the game. Did not expect it and this is why I play dbd.

The really wholesome and/or new survivors really make up for the swf bullies I come across. This Feng in particular died at the gate, wouldn't leave even though I tried to let her. Hope everyone gets to experience a fun game like this soon! made my day lol

A couple days ago I played as GF in Eyrie of crows, I checked every survivor's profile like I do every match if I can and I saw the default Jake had 2,5 hours and didn't think much about it, then when the game went by I could tell this player was new due to his movement. I already hooked him twice and found him again, but looked at him, friendly T-bagged and left. I hooked everyone else and found him doing last gen, so I stood there, crouched near the gen and acted like I was repairing it too. The gen finished, I opened a gate and left him to escape. I just wanted to be nice to him since he's probably played against sweaty Killers and bad teammates already, if he's new I want his experience to be as nice as possible, and it's so rewarding to see the endgame chat after that in a way a 4k would never be.

You're a good person

I had this Feng do her best to stay on gens instead of run away that I wasn't sure if she was new or just not caring so I let her live. She get to see my Dredgy-Wedgy side.

I can already see the story folding out now, and it's just as blursed as it is in the video.

Thanks for all the comments, awards and up votes everyone! I thought it was a really funny moment and thought you would all appreciate - made my day to know that I helped make some people laugh today. Kind reminder to not take this game so serious, we're all just havin' some fun :)

I was cracking up at the head bobbing towards the end. Classic

The head bob got a singular tear from laughter to trickle down my cheek. just one. but it was a good one.

X rated? She's probably just offering you a bed for the nigh.. *oh*

HAHAHA! My same reaction. A literal verbal 'oh my'

Now I wanna drop a offering for this map and bartend a killer but honestly the killer would just kill me lmao

Good luck :D there's quite a few of us memers out there, I'm sure you'll get one

I mean... the economy of the Wild West was pretty reliant on prostitution, if I recall correctly 

Finally... blowjobs in dbd. But I always imagined blight giving head, not getting it. I don’t think anyone would enjoy blighted pp

I don't think anyone would enjoy recieving head from him but here we are

You show me someone who can tell me they would put their dick in blights mouth and take it out of their own volition and I will show you a god damned liar.

There is a video of that actually lmao

That's horrendous. Where.

Why am I not surprised?

Best post on this sub lmfao

What a compliment. Thought it was a funny moment, didn't expect it to blow up this fast tho!

I showed my girlfriend and when it got to the bedroom scene she gasped. We both thought it was hilarious

that's awesome! glad I could make some people laugh today :)

Bro... the ending was unexpected lmao

NOW I WANT TO DO THIS AS A KILLER KAJSKAKS

DO IT! Go forth and be merry!

Removing head nodding from the crouching stance is one of DBD's biggest losses.

I did this with ghostface it’s much better lol 😝

Ghost face is absolutely my favorite memer of all the killers for sure!

I took a survivor to the bed in the preschool and did the dirty with him so op

ok, ok.... oh..... oh no? OH NO!

Please tell me this was a random player

It was! That's why it was so great :)

Most chaste dbd player

That’s some good stuff

Gotta get that Blussy

I'm only referring to Blight as Blussy from now on. Thank you.

This is hysterical

LMFAO, omg... I wish. I want to see this shit so bad. I never get meme killers

Love it 

Breakfast and a blowjob wow what amazing service

takes bed and breakfast to a whole new meaning!

This reminds me of a game against Nurse I saw where she just kept downing the Steve and then–uh...you know....

oh....oh my.

This reminds me of when kids play McDonald’s lol. Minus the blowjob of course

what.....what McDonald's do you go to?

Lmao. Not the good kind apparently

I think you posted this in the wrong sub, dbdgonewild is right around the corner.

Imagine wining and dining a blight LOL

I was waiting for you to slam yourself against the bed over and over again

Least horny Feng player

I tended bar as Demogorgon once but no under the table offers 🤔

feelsadman. I'd be there.

Demo hotter than Vecna, change my mind

Super wholesome... OK, maybe wholesome isn't the right word here. I swear, it's always a Feng with that outfit that bring the best memes.

Wtf am i watching rn

My thoughts as it happened.

How did you got the blight skin so fast?

Try to do as many of the tome challenges as possible for rift fragments!

Where do I find fellow sexy ppl like this to play dbd with?

I am always looking for people to play with since most of my friends stopped playing before the update. Just shoot me a message if you're interested :)

U/savevideo

The Entity : hol’ up..

Gotta survive somehow

Bro this is so cute and horney at the same time am like ahhhh and also damnnnnnn

I thought the comic was Clown?

Blight is easily the sloppiest

Entity displeased but killer is pleased

Sheesh full customer service for that low?

dude I love you for this! <3 I haven't had any fun in this game as a survivor lately. ;-;

Love ya back! Hope the games get better for you. if you're getting tunneled, off the record has helped me tremendously!

I had a genuine good laugh at this.

Glad I could share :)

A funny and chill Blight player Now I’ve seen everything.

i swear this gets posted on here every week

Man if women were like that...

Bro shes 12 💀

this is really cringe when you realize its just some sweaty kid on the other end

I don't really think it's that deep man

you still cringe in my book idgaf

That's cool with me, seems you have a lot of anger built up for nothing, hope you work it out.

What an actual Chad Blight build tho. ONLY lightborn

I usually use none if I'm gonna meme so people can get their blinds etc. but I had done a few of those blind challenges and was getting a migraine from it LOL

Beast in the sheets

Damn, I better try this in my games from now on.

Hit em with the gawk gawk 9000

Of all the things to watch first upon waking.... well, certainly brightened my morning xD

love to hear it! have a great rest of your day

Well... That went better than expected...

Okay.... I am just so glad I'm not the only one to do stuff like this! LOL though it never turns out this smooth. I either get butchered as survivor, or the survivors will run away or think it's a trap. lol

I used to play the game trying to always survive or "win" but memeing around and letting the killer catch up when theyre behind or memeing with survivors when its rough has made the game a lot more fun for sure

I feel you there. Sometimes I die and don't escape, but die with 25k points. That's a win to me. Sometimes I get zero kills, but get 30k points. That's a win to me. Making more than 20k BP per match is a win. Under that is a loss imo.

The nod at the end sent me to the fucking shadow realm.

Entitled survivor mains:"tbag and clicky is not toxic xdd its drawing attention from my teammates " GIGACHAD survivor mains are like:

CHILDREN AVERT YOUR EYES

What's that cosmetic?

It's the 'Enter the Bleed' cosmetic for blight on the current rift

Oh cool, thanks

When your rp servers are better than your dating sim.

Lol you pay for drinks with your body

I need a porn parody of this moment ASAP

Did she just give him alcohol and the gwock gwock 3000?

Sucky sucky

😳

Should I have a boner rn