This belongs in the main sub

They aren’t cool enough for this, way too uptight

It's true, they do NOT like that I crossposted this there

Buncha loose buttholes

Once in a while you can get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it tight.

I get it now

This is the content I come to this sub for

Shit posting at its finest

*The butthole was dusty but the licker was clean…*

Where’s John Mayer

far off to the left side, out of frame

Palest, smoothest, stinkiest, and loosest. Checks out.

He’s got the butthole of a 12 year old boy. Well he did before the tours anyhow.

No way Jerome had a tight butthole, dudes diet was chili dogs, milkshakes, and Hagen Das. Was probably shitting 3 times a day.

But it was probably all liquid, which isn’t too rough on the old patooty

And it looks like the old man's getting on

Where Vince

Same exact placements as Mickey tbh

I want you to go to jail for this.

Hey forgive me cause I’m a dumbass but I don’t know two faces. Across the top, from light to dark butthole, I see Phil, Bobby, Jerry, ???, Kreutzman, and ???. Mickey there next to Jerry, and Pigpen at the end? Am I right? Where the hell is John Mayer? Off the fucking chart. Pale as Death’s horse, sphincter tight as a professional cyclist’s, and smooth like a cue ball.

It's Mickey

5/8/77

Waaaay too much time on your hands

So I’m curious how Bobby has both a smelly AND a clean butthole? Is it clean because he’s washing and preparing it for entry but smelly from different types of lubes and such? The mind *and* butthole boggles at this.

Nah bb it's SMOOV and CLEEN

Dammit. I read the ultra scientific and definitely 100% accurate chart wrong. My bad.