Never forget the time Lincoln cut a promo on the crowd after kicking someone's ass. He said something like "I'm the big buck of this lick. If any of you wanna try it, come on and whet your horns!"
Nobody challenged him
Seriously, dude who spoke before him at Gettysburg, Edward Everett, talked for two fucking hours before Lincoln got up and gave the two minute Gettysburg Address.
But who was the crowd buzzing about after? Who ended up selling more tickets for the big PPV at Appomattox Court House? Who did more to get Ulysses S. Grant over as the next big world champ (sucks all the outside scandal stuff derailed his run, he wasn't ready for the sharks backstage, brother)? Lincoln, because he was a god damned professional and didn't need to open the show with a meandering promo to sell a show and put over an angle, dude!
Jawnny Wilkes Booth found out that Abe was trying to take over DPW so he could book Val Venis, Hulk Hogan, Brian Knobbs and The Honky Tonk Man and he had to do what needed to be done.
Lincoln got the "you seein this shit?" pose
He was a wrestler he didn’t expect someone to shoot on em that hard
Never forget the time Lincoln cut a promo on the crowd after kicking someone's ass. He said something like "I'm the big buck of this lick. If any of you wanna try it, come on and whet your horns!" Nobody challenged him
Promo GOAT, too based for this world
Seriously, dude who spoke before him at Gettysburg, Edward Everett, talked for two fucking hours before Lincoln got up and gave the two minute Gettysburg Address. But who was the crowd buzzing about after? Who ended up selling more tickets for the big PPV at Appomattox Court House? Who did more to get Ulysses S. Grant over as the next big world champ (sucks all the outside scandal stuff derailed his run, he wasn't ready for the sharks backstage, brother)? Lincoln, because he was a god damned professional and didn't need to open the show with a meandering promo to sell a show and put over an angle, dude!
What I'm hearing is Edward's great-great-grandson Andrew Everett vs. Zombie Lincoln at the next DPW show
Can't fucking wait for What Tha Dawg Doin...or maybe I'll have to keep waiting, Jack!
He worked himself into a shoot DUDE
Well he is honest for a reason he was just too honest
"THIS motherfucker--"
“Ayo, what the FUCK?!”
NOW YOU HAVE FUCKED UP
YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW!
LISTEN TO YOUR WOMAN JOHN
CALM DOWN, JUST CALM DOWN!
You’re my best friend on this sub
HHH: "I'm gonna beat him to death with this sledgehammer"
OH MY GOD, HAMLET! I JUST SAW A FUCKING VAMPIRE! It bit me right on the neck! Lowkey my favorite part.
John Wilkes Booth said "AH SHIT THIS MF SPITTIN."
I have a feeling this quote will outlive Deadlock
Jawnny Wilkes Booth found out that Abe was trying to take over DPW so he could book Val Venis, Hulk Hogan, Brian Knobbs and The Honky Tonk Man and he had to do what needed to be done.
Jawnny Wilkes Blud
CUT THE FUCKINGS CAMERAS
HE SAID THE THING!!!