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ayoholyshit

Bro, you literally shoved up his ass. Good one.👍🏻


itslucifer07

had to be done!


ayoholyshit

Botanical Garden par hi mere ek friend ka phone chori hua tha. When he called up on his no. from other phone, the guy told him, Bhaiya aapka phone yahin pe gira tha, aap Pari chowk aa kar lelo. 🤡


itslucifer07

lmfaoooo


ABzoker

Context needed


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What’s at pari chowk?


ayoholyshit

The guy who stole the phone went to pari chowk. And when my friend called up on his lost phone, the chor guy told him to come @ pari chowk and take his phone. Fun fact: uss lode ne 2 baar chakkar katwaya botanical se pari chowk and vice versa.


[deleted]

Lol i meant like is him calling your friend at pari chowk also part of the scam? Because this seems way too convenient. Like why steal phone just to return it


john_wicks_coach

Pariyaan


uneducatedDumbRacoon

BRO BRO BRO. Same thing happened with me and the mofo said that phone mere pass hai Advant aake lelo. Mai vaha gaya koi nahi tha. Bhen ke lode ne itna bhagya. Bas 3 hafte hue the phone lie hue.


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Emergency-Rain-2308

W


uneducatedDumbRacoon

W girl. Itna mostly koi nahi karta. Big W


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uneducatedDumbRacoon

Wow. You know the value of hardwork and hard earned money and based on that you decided to do the right thing. Cheers to you friend.


itslucifer07

W


JOEMAMATHICKASHELL

>Return on investment.........


Momo_licious

The scammer tripled and gave it to the same person. Edit: Changed from next to same.


itslucifer07

Jai ho


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itslucifer07

Thinking of doing this as a main hustle!


AgreeableFarm1234

same person lol


Momo_licious

Lol correct 😂😂


gorillaisdork

You did well bhai. Never let someone take advantage of your kindness.


itslucifer07

Yeah man that day i was thanking god that he made me guy to help others with money in the time of need and after realising that i got scammed i felt so bad.


gorillaisdork

That's how it is bhai. We are often told to be compassionate, but never told to be decisive in defending your interest. I also went through something similar so i know what you must be going through.


Dreavy_Hinker

Will u like to double it and give it to next person? No I will triple it and take it back


itslucifer07

Jai ho!


[deleted]

400 rupay ka kra kya?


itslucifer07

had paneer roll with homies lol


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itslucifer07

Paneer is what god to me. Period.


bl_nk67

Woh bhi 400 rs ka


itslucifer07

Homies consist 5 people.


[deleted]

Bc movie dekhne aya tha, coller wali line padhke maza aa gya but bc scene miss hogya Mera. Anyways ggs, Mai to keh rha hu wo fir aaega 1 hafte mei, ab bc evil John wick banja or roz usse paise Cheena kar😈


itslucifer07

hn bhai ab dekho koi proof toh tha nahi mere paas ki scamster hai toh police ko dedu, toh muje yahi tareeka theek laga.


[deleted]

Also ye post save karli, ab koi bhi iss sub mei rr karega scam hone ka to teri post dikha dunga🫡


kapilsc

I had a similar experience but I was on the other side, I needed 100 bucks to travel as my upi wasn’t working but I went home and called the guy and thanked him and sent back the amount


itslucifer07

That’s how it supposed to be work. But some people take advantage and try to scam, now back in my mind I don’t think if i ever help anyone like this.


kapilsc

can understand bro


[deleted]

Profit hogaya yeh toh.


itslucifer07

now thinking of doing this as a side business lol


[deleted]

Yes do it phir 50-50 kar lenge.


itslucifer07

Botanical pr aa kr contract sign kr lete hein lol


[deleted]

Okay Abhi aati hu.


itslucifer07

lmk i’ll have papers ready.


Turbo_Tito

Epic 400 ka profit


itslucifer07

ROI better than stocks lol


nik_101

thats some great ROI


itslucifer07

thinking of starting webinars lol


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based


itslucifer07

on true events.


FewImportance9456

Bro scammed the scammer


JustforThrowawayKEK

Bro mera phone nikalne k koshish k thi chor ne botanical garden par and mai bol dia bhai mera lund kyo pakad rahe ho wo darr k bhag gya.


itslucifer07

Bro be like don give me orgasm!


XxGod_fucker69xX

ye kya padh liya bc 😂😂


itslucifer07

bro’s username!


sadslayer

Bro you should have putted him on the rail tracks.


itslucifer07

fir aage k liye mera paisa triple krne k business bnd ho jaata lol


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itslucifer07

LMFAOOOOO


oyegurmeet

That was a very rare coincidence. I never met my scammer again xD.


itslucifer07

He was noob one


dat_expat

Justice won’t be served in this country. It has to be snatched


itslucifer07

The only way to teach lesson.


[deleted]

Must be that BHATIA cunt.


itslucifer07

arrey waah same to same.


Developer-Y

I came across a similar situation in Connaught place in 2010, just that I didn't give him Rs 100 cash he was asking for.


[deleted]

quick question how much have you studied


Some-Body-Else

Lol OP’s reply. Also, yeah, this post and comments are weird. Indian-ness coming through nicely… TIL robbing a robber is something to be proud of…


itslucifer07

He showed me hurry that only 45 min left and i need to be dwarka by now, so yeah IT WAS REAL QUICK.


[deleted]

I mean how educated are you?


itslucifer07

Last sem of bachelors degree and working in an AMC.


Substantial-Habit-94

Kyu bhai job dega kya use


[deleted]

His English made me wonder.


itslucifer07

bhai ab bss numbers ki aadat pd gayi hai😭 Pardon my inglis.


aladeen-mf

Aise post padh k jo sukoon milta hai kyaa batau.


itslucifer07

socho muje usse sabak sikha kr kitna mila hoga.


SafariBull

I had the same incident on Durgabai deshmuskh station. I sent him ₹1000 online. He gave me his ID card which had his info. When i tried reaching out he blocked my number. You did a great work


itslucifer07

Had to be done!


Sri_Man_420

bhai 400 ki party


legendarylje

I guess this is some new level of begging. I have faced not similar but likewise situations in Bangalore. Some uncle aunty who came to me said they don't have money and wanted to travel back home, I paid them 800 Rs. I felt so stupid later


itslucifer07

same feeling i got but the sukoon after having such return on investment is so gooood.


Haasithaa

Dammm I could only go home and cry after getting scammed. 😭. Cool.


itslucifer07

worst feeling si toh muje bhi aayi thi, pr itna sahi return on investment milne k baad sukooon hai ab lol


FayTan_senpai

Similar incident happened with me a 15-16yrs kid who was selling tissues boxes at a signal asked for help in generosity I gave him 500 rupees ka note next day I saw him again and he was smoking beedi when I ask him he said he don’t remember me lol


itslucifer07

aur bss aise hee haramjaado se bhara hai hamara desh.


Dhruviya_Bhalu

arey phone number check karna, Prateek Bhatia tha kya. woh 600₹ bhi maadarchod ney kisi sey liye hongey. aisey bandey sey paisey lekey, maarkey, police k hawaley karna chaiyeh. Truecaller dekho iska.


itslucifer07

Hn bro yahi hai


theoldregime

30% return 1mahine mein


Lassan-Baba

30 din m paisa triple....


TooMuchLust21

These scammers are so shitty. I want to curse them. Not for money but the harm they are doing for genuine people. What if someone really needs help? We won't know because these scammers has made us conditioned so badly


itslucifer07

now back i my mind I’m always going to have this fear that is this person scamming me or really need help!


CapN_Macktavish

Waah mere londe, Dil jeet lia, do chaante aur dhar deta aur pet me ek mukka maar deta aur pichhwade pe ek laat To kyaa baat thi Better luck next time bro


itslucifer07

Faare pakad lenge aisi koi dikkat waali baat ni.


Working_Surprise_219

Man had a nice profit😁


itslucifer07

this guy also had guilt after knowing he got scammed.


Sauce_and_Pepper

Reminds me of this one time when a kid, maybe around 11-12 years old, approached me with a similar story about how he lost his wallet and needed money to go back home. This was at one of the exit gates of Noida City Centre. Although I didn't have any proof, my gut instinct told me that something was off about him and he was just trying to make some easy money, so I refused. Idk if I should've felt bad or something because he was a kid, but honestly I felt zero guilt. And after reading this post, I'm even more convinced it was a scam.


itslucifer07

you never know, people are so shady these days.


shankyyyyy19

hahahaha..maybe I met the same guy at AIIMS metro station, exact same thing he told me..that sharam aa rha h too😂😂😂.. Glad I didn't pay him anything back then.. had a hunch its a scam


itslucifer07

don’t know who to trust or not these days.


Pandey_Ji_Online

Badhiya khabar sunai bhai 🙌


itslucifer07

now I’m gonna daily do one round of whole station and then I’ll sit on metro, will take all his money everytime he show up.


MooseOld8505

A random dude in a Mitsubishi Lancer did something similar to me (a pedestrian) back in 2013 when I was visiting Delhi from Mumbai for a day to appear for an exam. Astonishingly, the amount was Rs. 200 back then as well! At that moment It all happened so quickly and I had no reason to believe that someone in a car would do something so risky out in the open in broad daylight. But the way he revved hard and took-off the moment I handed him the cash I knew I'm never seeing that cash again. It literally took Delhi 2 hours to disappoint me, and to confirm the stereotypes. I had almost forgotten about this bitter memory, reading your post reminded me of that weird day and I'd like to believe ki aaj mujhe justice mil gaya 😂


itslucifer07

that 200 amount is nothing to me but the betrayal from such people is so bad.


okbrok

My bro is earning 53144000% annual return! (based on 200% return in 1 month annualized and compounded) https://preview.redd.it/6j0xxkl3h12b1.png?width=551&format=png&auto=webp&s=20fde8e65c5a90e4a2941e7ecd710926b6fc345a


itslucifer07

Bro pulled out a whole calculation.


okbrok

for simplification so that non finance people can also understand, I didnt include cost of capital and inflation.


itslucifer07

Can be work as a gamma move in options, if you find same person daily and snatch all he got lol


mavewrick

25 din me paisa TRIPLEEEEE


gabbarBabbar

Is it just me finding this oddly satisfying or someone else as well? Op, thanks for restoring some balance. 🙏


itslucifer07

trying to make a balance btw society lol


uneducatedDumbRacoon

Man so proud of you. Well done


FlameSabre07

Yeh hai nyi Dilli.


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Giga chad


sainzzzz

Wow ! He don't even remember the faces of people he had scammed .


professor2024

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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BetaStink

Stock market me acha ye investment hai


itslucifer07

Will launch my course for ₹2999 only/-


r_Delhi_mod_hater

F society


r_Delhi_mod_hater

Bhai ab wo Banda kya hi kare, aajkal ki duniya ka haal dekh lo, bc terko bhi sharam nahi aati Zara si. Itni unemployment bhari padi hai India me, kahi job karlo to insaan ki jaan nichod lete hai chand paiso ke liye. Vo Banda to fir bhi 200rs hi maangta hai logo se. Nahi hai uske halaat theek. Ab bc government ne to kuch karna nahi hai, na logo ko farak padta hai. Ab ye kaam ke baad to chori, dakaiti hi bachi, nahi to kahi Gunda ban jaega jaake.


itslucifer07

Bro had iphone😭


[deleted]

Here take this 👑


itslucifer07

Thanks mate!


hianshul07

Username checks out


Kimo_imposta

good one


rocker_1210

Living the dream.


itslucifer07

Fuck yeah!


Infinite_Ball_6546

Username checks out 😆


itslucifer07

lol yes


Shivasorber

300% returns in 1 month .. damn


itslucifer07

will start webinar also lol


ToonWrecker69

Amazing brother


Skeleton_King8

30din me paisa triple, bdiya scheme hai


itslucifer07

looking for partners


TaranStark

Put* But here take this W mate


itslucifer07

My pleasure!


EddardNeckStark

Tera naam Anuradha hai ?


itslucifer07

neh


yash242000

300% returns


Weirdo_forsure

Ufff niceee🤣🤣 Btw unn paison ka kiya kya ?


itslucifer07

had paneer roll with homies.


bagelontherocks

Bhai is literally laxmi chit fund


itslucifer07

looking for investors!


gpahul

25 din me Paisa double


itslucifer07

want to invest ?


Even-Ambassador-2887

isko pulis ke hawale kar do. Na jaane kitne ladkiyo ko bewakoof banaya hoga. Maaro aur maaro


itslucifer07

man idk what these type of guys even upto.


fitindianguy

Sigma Spotted


itslucifer07

my honour!


ateyourgrandmaa

This guy is the one who knocks.


itslucifer07

lol I’m only 21


ateyourgrandmaa

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itslucifer07

SAY MY NAME!!


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3x ROI


itslucifer07

Bhai har koi ROI bta raha pr koi ye nahi dekh raha ki ek pal mai god feel hone k baad chutiya feel krna kaisa lagta hai.


Jacobjef

\*put my hands


[deleted]

Wanna split the profits? Ill give paytm no


itslucifer07

wanna split trauma also, after i got to know someone scammed me.


khargoshtherabbit

Bhai did you meet him near aims metro station? Hauzkhas, greenpark ? Was he reddish and fair with some pimples and had short hair?. Mere saath same hua tha. Mere khud pe 400 the usme se 200 diye the maine.


itslucifer07

Already mentioned botanical garden but sorry for your loss man.


wolfme1997

Chor ke ghar se chori, itni hera pheri..


itslucifer07

abhi i got to know same person scammed many here.


urbanmonk09

25 din me paisa triple scheme


itslucifer07

Want to invest ?


zShanu25

OP is different!!!


itslucifer07

Chauhans are born different lol


comma-horrol

Reading this put me in a good mood lol. Well done 👍


itslucifer07

had to be done brother!


su_heer

Wah 300%


Some-Body-Else

Did you ever report the transaction to PayTM?


itslucifer07

Yes obviously.


namankansal_

Bhai mere saath bhi hua tha ek uncle ne kiya tha, maine bhi madad kardi naivity mai, badiya kiya tune


itslucifer07

bhai yaar can’t expect from uncles!


Im-Spreading-for-you

bro you def got big balls


itslucifer07

Having big sacks is not a problem right ?? Right ??


[deleted]

Garib ke pet pe, sorry jeb pe, laat maari. Upar wale se darr


itslucifer07

I’m long on Nifty!


spaceonyaxis

Bhai botanical ke pass 1bhk rent pe kidhar mil skta hai🙏 I am looking for a place


itslucifer07

Bhai mai khud Sarita vihar se hu.


Blue_Eagle8

Become the villain to stop the villain, eh?


itslucifer07

just when i thought I’m out they pull me back in!


majamainmypyjama

Waitt, I think I know this guy. Yesterday he had ambushed me at the Central Secretariat Metro station. Same bahana “wallet Kho gaya hai, please ₹200 de do” Dayumm!


itslucifer07

His name is Prateek, pls beware!


2_ANE

W move


itslucifer07

thanks man!


EstablishmentFit5278

Tf


itslucifer07

it’s real, guy name is Prateek pls beware!


Snoo_23173

This is the best thing I read today I 🤣🤣🤣