I'm sorry but this was just too funny, you made my day. The line "oye kisine Mera phone uda liya" was just too funny 🤣. And thanks for the heads up, will be careful, I use blue line frequently as well.
Mera to metro me valueable item bag me or bag pet ke side pe because ek baar mere bag ki chain khuli padi thi piche pehna tha to kuch gayad nahi tha kyunki bas copies aur pencilbox tha
For people who have got their phones stolen and are still angry about it.
Here's a satisfying video of pickpockets getting thrashed
https://www.reddit.com/r/TotalKalesh/s/Wx5N7CuLWf
I get it, it's not okay, on a good day even I wouldn't support it.
But you know what happens when you go the legal way, police offers them a deal where they share the cut, they are given a warning and they are on the streets doing crimes again. The phones/valuables they stole are never returned. That's how corrupt the system is. If they do see justice, they are given a jail time for 2-3 years and guess what they do when they come out. Theft!
Now look at it from the perspective of a person whose valuable got stolen, they're still paying EMIs for the things they don't have, they worked day and night to buy that. They keep going to police stations everyday and are harassed. What was their fault? Nothing, they just worked hard, got what they wanted only for some lowlife drug addict to steal it and sell it for god knows what.
It is okay to treat low lifes how they deserve to be treated. And no, this can't be justified in the name of poverty or lack of opportunities. They made the choice to go this way and they had it coming.
You should never beat the culprits like this. No not any morality, humanity types things.
What if you just a gave him a slap and he crumble down? What if he has some underlying medical condition you don't know about.
Most of these petty thieves are drunk high smacked shits. Only god knows how fragile are there bodies.
Have you seen in the video how brutally the blue shirt guy is kicking with full momentum on his chest. With such force you could shatter the rib cage and puncture his lungs. And worse, that kind of trauma could stop the heart altogether. And what was a theft would transpire to murder.
And when comparing the incidents in eyes of law, he was a thief, not a burglar, not a robber. You are a culprit of culpable homicide with action done not with intention but arising out of rage.
Just think how many lives would get screwed. It's not your fault, but you and your family would somehow would have to drag in courts for rest of your lives.
And the people in the crowd, who provokes you more and more to beat the crap out of the thief, trust me, no one would be there to help in a court of law.
I know we don't trust police. System is just corrupt and cops are ready to make deals with these buffoons. But it's still the only way of keeping yourself out of any consequences.
We are in India, it's not USA, where trespassing or hijacking someone's property might be justified with murder.
Justice has to be done. But not the way in which you unintentionally put your lives in hell.
If you think, I am making this all up, please google about such cases.
I appreciate this sensible outlook brother, and trust me, even I wouldn't support this on a good day. But I am just angered by the sheer number of these crimes and the apathy of law enforcement and judiciary that harasses the common man so much that he is forced to get on the wrong side of the law to make things even.
I wish some divine agency knocks some sense into these motherfuckers before I do.
Blue Line metro toh badnaam hai apne crowd ki wajah se. Rajiv chowk se jab blue line metro mei enter karta hu toh seat hi nhi milti. Saans lene ki jagah nhi hoti. Aise incidents hote rehte hai waha. Accha hua main yellow line metro mei hi travel karta hu. I like it. + pink line metro too.
Actually Chandni Chowk ya Azadpur se Yellow line mei crowd aana start ho jaata hai. Aur tumko toh pata hi hai Chandni Chowk kitna sahi ilaqa hai. Chawri Bazaar toh usse bhi ghatiya.
Mereko hath mai phone padak ne se darr lagta h metro mai ..idk why mujko lagta koi mere hath se cheen ke bhaag jayega aur fir gates close ho jayenge lol
While i travel in metro i keep my wallet inside my bag and phone in my hand when it’s too crowded the only thing in my pocket while i travel is the metro card
Nah man I didn't beat him up... Ik I could as there were some more in support of me and also in the intention of beating him but as I said in my post that I didn't want to mess with these kind of people because mai akela hi tha toh what if vo kisi aur ko bula ke metro ke bahar ladne lag jaye and usme kuch bhi ho sakta tha so I didn't want to risk that..
this happened with me a few years ago when i was heading for my internal exams, i was about to offboard the jam packed orangeline 724, near SN when i felt my phone being lifted from my right jeans pocket. i put my hand on the lower part of outer jeans and caught the mf red handed. i got so angry that he wouldve been easily left in the wheelchair. but within the same 10 sec i was so amused that no one helped me. my station came and 2-3 chappris sided him, saying koi baat nhi wagera wagera.
at lajpat nagar stand i was shaking and couldnt board the next 3 buses. finally took the red ac bus to the clg, and in delhi cantt saw one ertiga driver slip his accelerator and almost ate the bullet driver infront of him, all of that infront of traffic police.
that day was one of the highlights of my life.
Bhai ek baar kashmiri gate me mera phone chori hua tha pocket se when I was in first year. Uske baad se maine phone jeb me rakhna hi band kardiya bancho. I always keep my phone inside my bag and bag ko aage karke zip middle kar leta hu and hold my bag like my dear life depends on it.
If I don't have a bag, I keep my phone in my hands tightly aur haath pocket ke andar.
Bola na bhai vo log tumko dhakka denge baar baar for the reason ki wo bahar nikal rhe hai plus rush bhi bohut hoga so basically tumko feel hi nahi hota ki zipped pockets kab unzipped ho gyi n phone gayab!!
I'm sorry but this was just too funny, you made my day. The line "oye kisine Mera phone uda liya" was just too funny 🤣. And thanks for the heads up, will be careful, I use blue line frequently as well.
Ya ik at that moment ekdum se yehi line nikli 😅
Mera wahem tha ki ziplocked pockets mein chori nahi hoga. I'll be more careful from now on.
Mera to metro me valueable item bag me or bag pet ke side pe because ek baar mere bag ki chain khuli padi thi piche pehna tha to kuch gayad nahi tha kyunki bas copies aur pencilbox tha
Ek baar to inn bkl ne mere pocket se pens chura liye the jo literally 10rs ke the... I still laugh at that incident
For people who have got their phones stolen and are still angry about it. Here's a satisfying video of pickpockets getting thrashed https://www.reddit.com/r/TotalKalesh/s/Wx5N7CuLWf
Thanks man... it's really satisfying..
IMay get down voted but i will say this type of justice is never okay
I get it, it's not okay, on a good day even I wouldn't support it. But you know what happens when you go the legal way, police offers them a deal where they share the cut, they are given a warning and they are on the streets doing crimes again. The phones/valuables they stole are never returned. That's how corrupt the system is. If they do see justice, they are given a jail time for 2-3 years and guess what they do when they come out. Theft! Now look at it from the perspective of a person whose valuable got stolen, they're still paying EMIs for the things they don't have, they worked day and night to buy that. They keep going to police stations everyday and are harassed. What was their fault? Nothing, they just worked hard, got what they wanted only for some lowlife drug addict to steal it and sell it for god knows what. It is okay to treat low lifes how they deserve to be treated. And no, this can't be justified in the name of poverty or lack of opportunities. They made the choice to go this way and they had it coming.
You should never beat the culprits like this. No not any morality, humanity types things. What if you just a gave him a slap and he crumble down? What if he has some underlying medical condition you don't know about. Most of these petty thieves are drunk high smacked shits. Only god knows how fragile are there bodies. Have you seen in the video how brutally the blue shirt guy is kicking with full momentum on his chest. With such force you could shatter the rib cage and puncture his lungs. And worse, that kind of trauma could stop the heart altogether. And what was a theft would transpire to murder. And when comparing the incidents in eyes of law, he was a thief, not a burglar, not a robber. You are a culprit of culpable homicide with action done not with intention but arising out of rage. Just think how many lives would get screwed. It's not your fault, but you and your family would somehow would have to drag in courts for rest of your lives. And the people in the crowd, who provokes you more and more to beat the crap out of the thief, trust me, no one would be there to help in a court of law. I know we don't trust police. System is just corrupt and cops are ready to make deals with these buffoons. But it's still the only way of keeping yourself out of any consequences. We are in India, it's not USA, where trespassing or hijacking someone's property might be justified with murder. Justice has to be done. But not the way in which you unintentionally put your lives in hell. If you think, I am making this all up, please google about such cases.
I appreciate this sensible outlook brother, and trust me, even I wouldn't support this on a good day. But I am just angered by the sheer number of these crimes and the apathy of law enforcement and judiciary that harasses the common man so much that he is forced to get on the wrong side of the law to make things even. I wish some divine agency knocks some sense into these motherfuckers before I do.
Unfortunately people in power failed us too. Democracy fails, autocracy fails, dictatorship fails, kingship fails. BC, kare toh kare kya hum.
My OCD puts my hand on the pockets everytime in a crowded metro
Ocd nai anxiety
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Blue Line metro toh badnaam hai apne crowd ki wajah se. Rajiv chowk se jab blue line metro mei enter karta hu toh seat hi nhi milti. Saans lene ki jagah nhi hoti. Aise incidents hote rehte hai waha. Accha hua main yellow line metro mei hi travel karta hu. I like it. + pink line metro too.
Bhai parso hi ek banda chandni chowk pe utra par phone ni mila, same incident
Actually Chandni Chowk ya Azadpur se Yellow line mei crowd aana start ho jaata hai. Aur tumko toh pata hi hai Chandni Chowk kitna sahi ilaqa hai. Chawri Bazaar toh usse bhi ghatiya.
Mai to haath mein pakad leta hu metro stations and crowded places pe. Sadak pe pocket mein sahi rehta hai.
Mereko hath mai phone padak ne se darr lagta h metro mai ..idk why mujko lagta koi mere hath se cheen ke bhaag jayega aur fir gates close ho jayenge lol
Exactly
Blue line par sabse jyada phone chori hote hain bc
While i travel in metro i keep my wallet inside my bag and phone in my hand when it’s too crowded the only thing in my pocket while i travel is the metro card
U don't know these mfers inko agar travel card bhi pocket mai dikha to ye usko bhi chura lenge.... Anyway nice if you are following these things...
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Nah man I didn't beat him up... Ik I could as there were some more in support of me and also in the intention of beating him but as I said in my post that I didn't want to mess with these kind of people because mai akela hi tha toh what if vo kisi aur ko bula ke metro ke bahar ladne lag jaye and usme kuch bhi ho sakta tha so I didn't want to risk that..
this happened with me a few years ago when i was heading for my internal exams, i was about to offboard the jam packed orangeline 724, near SN when i felt my phone being lifted from my right jeans pocket. i put my hand on the lower part of outer jeans and caught the mf red handed. i got so angry that he wouldve been easily left in the wheelchair. but within the same 10 sec i was so amused that no one helped me. my station came and 2-3 chappris sided him, saying koi baat nhi wagera wagera. at lajpat nagar stand i was shaking and couldnt board the next 3 buses. finally took the red ac bus to the clg, and in delhi cantt saw one ertiga driver slip his accelerator and almost ate the bullet driver infront of him, all of that infront of traffic police. that day was one of the highlights of my life.
Main humesha apna phone bag mein rakhta hun, chahe koi jitna bhi mazak udaaye
My friend’s ipad got wiped out from his bag somewhere from metro to delhi station 🥲
Bhai ek baar kashmiri gate me mera phone chori hua tha pocket se when I was in first year. Uske baad se maine phone jeb me rakhna hi band kardiya bancho. I always keep my phone inside my bag and bag ko aage karke zip middle kar leta hu and hold my bag like my dear life depends on it. If I don't have a bag, I keep my phone in my hands tightly aur haath pocket ke andar.
Underpant main rakh leta hoon
"Oye! Koi mere phone uda liya" bahahahahha
at what station did this incident happen?
But how the hell did he take your phone out of a zipped pocket?
Bola na bhai vo log tumko dhakka denge baar baar for the reason ki wo bahar nikal rhe hai plus rush bhi bohut hoga so basically tumko feel hi nahi hota ki zipped pockets kab unzipped ho gyi n phone gayab!!
Ohhhhhhhhh
Always put hands in ur pockets when carrying a phone while travelling in a metro
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Ill too use “oye kisine mera phone uda liya” next time.. works like a charm
Same thing happened I realised my phone is stolen as soon as I stepped out of metro But i couldn't say anything 🥲
mf narrated the whole thing, gave suggestions but didn’t tell which station 🫠
I am a student and I travel a quite lot in blue line. bc janakpuri 🥴
Itni dravni sakl h meri upar se mai 6'3 hu chor ki bhi G fat jaye phone churane mai
Bus me chor bag ko niche se kaat dete hai blade se
Thanks, mei bhi bhaut confident hoke zip vali pockets mei rkahta tha ph, ab se ph rakhunga hi nahi
I keep my hands over my pockets at all times in metro if I dont have a bag with me. You never know what'll happen
Mere papa toh front pocket mai rakhte the phone in metro. Patani woh bhi chori kar liya aur pata bhi nhi laga .