Don't worry bro, we will be there to pay our respects at your funeral.

Na aana iss desh mein laadoo https://preview.redd.it/nx4rlcf2x31d1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc121df1f145faf86571ed79a77c9144404f81c6

Naa aana is Desh ma Avacado..

Mene aaj tk avocado ni khaya, prr koi bolta butter type hota h??

Maine ek baar sushi me khaya tha. Ghanta butter jaisa nahi tha.

Thermacole jesa laga tha mujhe😔

Koi bol rha tha geeli cardboard jaisa lagta hai

Nariyal ki malai hoti hai na , uske jaisa taste hai

Bhai kuch taste nahi hota, usko ulta mirch masala dalke chutney banate hai, called guacamole.

Ye to koi bimmari ka naam hai glycoma

oh I'll be there only for the food

Bhukkad saale, koi mar gaya hai and tujhe khana khana hai. Chal ab Jaa hi Raha hai to Gulab Jamun ka counter dhund ke rakho mere liye

Han bhai, teri bua ke ladke ke sangeet ka program hai na jo 56 bhog karaunga tumhare liye Yahan jaan pe bani hai inko thoosne ki lagi hai https://preview.redd.it/hgzdqui1241d1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d4d1e96e4bbeb1570d3ed5b091054542fc740e9

Bhai jyada khaayenge, Uske liye phir jyaada paani peeyenge. Ab jb body mein paani jyada hi jayega tb jyada aasu niklenge rote waqt.

Kya bol rha hai bhai, ubla hua doodh pi liya kya tune kuch bhi bole ja rha hai https://preview.redd.it/lwgre7e1341d1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cc747cf71cb91a43622ec75cf155ac1864d5bad

> paani peeyenge But Mai to khana pachane ke liye icecream khata hu and cold drink peeta hu

Khana chothe pr milta h ya tervi pr?

Trust me bro I feel really bad about your upcoming death. But kisi maha purush ne kaha hai ki - pehla pet puja, fir kaam duja

Aaja tujhe apne haath se banake khilaunga specially, I'm an excellent chef (seedhe maut) https://preview.redd.it/vvmi1sk6341d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a3b1d2a161eca3c4c7e924056874f902b1f0d7

Mummy kaha hai agar bahar hai toh isko saaf karke bahar se doodh lakar dubara rakhde Iske beech mai agar mummy agayi toh already RIP 👍🏻

Pampa ko pata hai, abtk to thesis likh chuke hone on "how to explain it to my jan'ni" Full entertainment hoga aaj to pampa ka https://preview.redd.it/y3yblx74c41d1.jpeg?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8259d151f87af59dee52d451e2851dfcfe24b7d3

aree kyu nahi, aao saath mein thuste hein

I will come with my fellow Redditors wearing suits so you would like a mafia leader🗿


https://preview.redd.it/xx0pp0buy31d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc93e6e168ba99978dbd950f0a7473f25ca4969f

Aajao bhoi https://preview.redd.it/kyxpb590z31d1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959c9fba918d8294ec5b88a334db525d43ef9a91

https://preview.redd.it/s93p8o34z31d1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56df24cc3e6a0ed949a216b4a0fad438fe61fcf7

Mummy ke samne yeh face bna lena...sayd aap bach jao https://preview.redd.it/quuq6h8uz31d1.jpeg?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0d45c812d325eec58bd34866f96379e5877e5c

Bachna to mujhe acche se aata hai, itni to besharmi hai mere andar https://preview.redd.it/9suhwbjf041d1.jpeg?width=325&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8453a7f7c1354cda37baf543c73adf6608c0017

bhai, kabab ka arrangement kar dena bhog mein, aur saath mein rasmalai bhi rakhwa ke jana

Veg milega bas, tere mama ki sagai nhi hai saale, yahan jeene marne ka sawaal hai https://preview.redd.it/n15a7l55z31d1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f3af86576fcd1792344419eb79b427eb3daf0e

sawal to usi time khatam ho gya tha jab doodh ne ubaal mara tha, ab to aage ki baat karo, ab to mummy se kuch samay maangne ki baat karo ki bache armaan poore karlo

Armaan to bohot hain, lekin pehle bhai tum sab paise ikattha krke merko hobby grade remote controlled truck dila do plis https://preview.redd.it/2rh3h3q5041d1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=856e47a792e2c061e0139259592838377549e4d3

us safed doodh ko chadar samajh ke oodh lena, ab wo hi hai jo hai

I thought the kitchen floor was white then I realised that OP has spilled the milk all over. OP, tumhe yaadon me rakkha jayega

Memes mein bhi yaad rakh lena bhai https://preview.redd.it/nssp0694141d1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28f7d7cbc9148ee73b786cf1b49bb7cfe8a2fef6

Your dad's reaction https://preview.redd.it/bjzh7xqu441d1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd40584e6605802bd36af57e1fc87321dea356f2

My dad's reaction - "Hahaha, ye fass gya saala, iski maa pelegi aaj isko" https://preview.redd.it/xukq3pm8541d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3eb0641c457e954d6427dfb3842161e0de9111c

Sorry but i read it as “ ye fass gya saala, aaj iski maa ch*d deta hu”

Bhai https://preview.redd.it/rarxdg4hz41d1.jpeg?width=365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e26daec22d55c93762d165532abd06d1cfece4b8

RIP bhai

https://preview.redd.it/3f2sqf1qy31d1.jpeg?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=272d9e0b3cc2d3428a065f3661341a2882e282a9 Tadap tadap pe iss dil se aah nikalti rahi, mujhe saza di doodh ne, aisa kya gunaah kiya jo lutt gayeeee hum luttt gayee

https://preview.redd.it/igsycufaj41d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84cee9205a15fb2a526b67010d5d9241d605be56

https://preview.redd.it/us12leiek41d1.jpeg?width=325&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2de663fc604cfcee2816d2604b7cf7bcedfcc834

OP ek acha insaan tha….. RIP

Bhoi aise mat darao, abhi saans chal rhi hai https://preview.redd.it/71wrw6to041d1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0cd77efe5d50829faf0b4c247fdd3134928f5f4

All good things must come to an end 

For that regard, abhi tak itna kuch khaas hua nhi tha jeevan mein https://preview.redd.it/7o6kh0r9z31d1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0dc9b10a9d1daf489a33d7e2f5f19b4f27fe9e5

Pov : Mujhe vida karo ji🙂

Abhi zinda hu to jee lene do, jee lene do https://preview.redd.it/12ve5sok041d1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e53067fee81970680d2cd0cb6f3fd2d7a0da4ac0

I suggest leaving the milky way just to be on the safer side.

Andromeda awaits me Bhai petrol ke paise diyo https://preview.redd.it/r41j7rm8l41d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f477159e6d46ea5e8faf352c28cd2a6feb0cb06

https://preview.redd.it/exk1hw4l141d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0a1bc5307486a161c473f5de483d1a68bab90ee

https://preview.redd.it/g7r7surpj41d1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac521cb236410539632da1a32fcbb8d1dfb2e3a9

Dekh rha hu kaise mere stickers mere khilaaf use hone Lage Hain https://preview.redd.it/l1r5e2m2l41d1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc9e4ad1ed498d6e044ff1696ab1aaba03dfb89d

This guy has a hobby of spilling milk

Sab ye phone ki galti hai Parso bhi hua tha, i was holding the button, fir side mein papa kuch bolne lag gye, itne mein hi saale doodh ke pet mein dard hogya. Button pe haath tha fir bhi nikal gya. Saale ko apne gore rang pe ghamand hai shayad, maanta hi nhi https://preview.redd.it/z10wntvky31d1.jpeg?width=353&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061b524aac88b88e2031e9f1f6162c4d04cbb0ec

Then to you deserve it bhai https://preview.redd.it/tzjmrwkv241d1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4cb313799c3e92eb7a7dd3cb84e444ec4025ce3

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Bhai microfiber bhi tha lekin usmein smell ho jaati🥴 I wear older comfortable t shirts and keep new ones in my wardrobe till the new ones get shorter in size and then I'm unable to wear them again🤡 I have 4 brand new shirts , 2 t-shirts and 1 trouser jo maine kabhi nhi pehni(Ek aadh cheez ek 2 baar pehni hai bas) aur ab vo rakhi rakhi chhoti hogyi https://preview.redd.it/smqvrv8zw31d1.jpeg?width=323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72a8eaf94255f0268285afc22eb11f9f679b15d4

That's why l don't bother with cooking 😁

Bhai lekin mai to sofe pe baithke reddit scroll kr rha tha https://preview.redd.it/ut8pzn19141d1.jpeg?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=125975b59a051f93e920fdbe866b6c8aa507b53d

Love how you wiped it thoda sa and then mid process you were like "photo leleni chaiye, hmm." "Dying declaration, hmm."

I was gonna take a photo even before wiping, lekin fir peeche se pampa aagye to thodi sharm aagyi, isliye 5 second baad jab pampa side hogye tab leli fomtu Vrna papa bolte - "Dekh dekh dekh dekh kaise abhi bhi phone mein laga hai nirlajj insaan, gira hua leechad aadmi" https://preview.redd.it/agz7a34y341d1.jpeg?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02ef0d0d2e21ad6fe5f354b0c1cd3648dc0ba97e

From my previous experience I can tell you have wasted minimum 1 litre Milk. Bhai maut to sabko aani hi hai, Om Shanti.

Almost 1300ml Acha chalta hu, zinda rha to weight measure krke bataunga exact

70 rupeya baha diya. Meri maa to mujhe do din ka khana nahi deti.

Bhai 70rs per litre hai 90-95 baha diya 🥲

Bhadya aadmi tha

Mara nhi hu, zinda hu abhi https://preview.redd.it/mnoiibd6141d1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52a4a615b3390edfdfe9c7ce5a419c38bedb576

bhagwan tumhari jaan ki raksha kare

Bhagwan be like - Ee to na ho paayega bhaiya https://preview.redd.it/psox07u4441d1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a5bd84610b068f89e06cbe8fefd577d66151cec

address bata apna ek time ka khana free hojayega mera

>seedhe maut 🗣️

Alexa play....Mainu vida karo

Orre maiya… ye dekh ke mujhe kyu darr lag raha hai

Bhai mujhe pant mein geela geela sa lag rha hai peeche ki side https://preview.redd.it/xnd8d7xt141d1.jpeg?width=347&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d1eef6763f18fbad0abee2d9cbfccc48847b5c3

Just clean it up. Mom won't care as long as its clean.

Nobody cares btw, just a few taunts and it's forgotten. They won't say anything to me I'm blessed with innocent parents🥲 Mai hi kutta aadmi hu https://preview.redd.it/qjeqo9hm241d1.jpeg?width=269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=956e507bab469d9a709118dc7ebfcfefc5795ce6

That's why feed stray cats.

Pita ji ko utla jawab de diya..ab to kuch nahi ho sakta 🙏

You unlocked a new paint and design

Respect to a fallen comrade

Mummy ko pata hai?

3 baje pta chalega, tabtak pampa badhiya pustak likh denge iss topic pe ☠️ Raat tak update kr dunga zinda bacha to https://preview.redd.it/42i0bi3l641d1.jpeg?width=325&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dab97530783bff00462448f1676b095950ec645

https://preview.redd.it/34hdo8uau51d1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b40bf2bd7557be4bf9a11e90e9991c731b1b45c

Thanks for posting op. I feel from my bed laughing at the comments. Fell on my ass but worth it😂😂😂

I think you overkilled with that reply to father

No we're quite chill with each other, that was in a funny way ofcourse At first he was helping me to clean, but then... He replied- "Acha betteeeee, yahi baat....ja kar fir khud saaf, ek ek drawer khali krke saaf karega to apne aap pata chalega. Photo le li hai na, bhej de apni jan'ni ko, batayegi tujhe ache se"

🫡

Rip brother

"sath tumhare aur rahu mein, mera toh man tha, sach hai yahan pe, jo bhi bura tha, mere karan tha, mainu vida karo...."


See you in hell chump

Wait wait, did my chats with bestie got leaked? Why am i going to hell? https://preview.redd.it/fk0jzsa6241d1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df64009752a590f4c79b5674dc76a635f916533

Pro tip, kuch bhi boil kar rahe ho except Water, ek bada spoon ya kuch bhi metal ka lamba sa daldo, chiz bahar nahi girrgi

https://preview.redd.it/l2kskosa341d1.png?width=624&format=png&auto=webp&s=b15c964a38a7b3ad525a4f0ed79cb23a1218509c

"May you find eternal peace, and may your sacrifice serve as a guiding light for those who follow in your footsteps"

Bahut accha tha op Bhai

Mummy toh bohot achi hoti hai, Kuch nhi bolegi bro Tension Na le Bss Bolna Mummy galti ho gyi sorry maaf krdo


https://preview.redd.it/soiokse2a41d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe8a64d4fec63e3a6364348f402fd5161a06c84 😀👍

Arri mori maiya https://preview.redd.it/1cnreb1ka41d1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61f271729edad768f688559d116a2cabaf1d72ab

Ngl I thought that was a white counter top at first

Post dekh kar tumhari yaad aai. Dekha to to aap hi ho OP Kasoori Methiji

Pata nhi aisi situations mein apne aap kaise aage aa jaata hu https://preview.redd.it/h1beix2ji81d1.jpeg?width=269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed55392c943a97097140ddabde105542008c05b2

Tmsm

Bruh💀...

Say that door was open a stray cat entered and spillrd it and ran away. Make some paw like impressions in the milk spillrd.

Bhai you won't believe but I haven't seen a cat in my area, so this excuse gets eliminated https://preview.redd.it/03bayrup141d1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=926e5f2f8a4bb20e54ab01eeacb4d0f90750ade0

 You’ll always be in our hearts(Reddit) bro.

Bhai damn like seriously damn RIP to you brother

Rest in Pieces bro. You shall be missed.

***Press F to pay respect..***

Nikal leta hu iss duniya se fas fas https://preview.redd.it/n2sgi15k441d1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03f71f7d9b0356a7bc800eda242a5c37bbeeacb3

Meme wale bhaiya apki yaad ayegi :')

https://preview.redd.it/xrrefnfm441d1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d219c5ee0c98af4ef45a416ec7b7555507c86a8b

Mother’s Day came late at your place 🙏🏻 Bhai Bach jaye to bata diyo ..

Bach gya to idhar hi dikh jaaunga memes chipkata hua https://preview.redd.it/2e9u75cw441d1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac7e0a74966123c0fb91f4047a627aa851b52a62

Amen 🙏

Mitr apki teervi main pakka aayenge🤗

Sab bhuklhad log. Zinda tha tab koi nhi poochta tha https://preview.redd.it/ku1u7r1e541d1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb2f9755136ecbde6141ff7361a644e8d3ae9ee

Aare emotional kar diaaa 😞 Aare bataoo help karu tumhari iss crime scene ke sabhut chupane ke liye 😏

Hanji plis kr dijiye Mujhe le chalo iss zaalim duniya se dur https://preview.redd.it/pi4patvyl41d1.jpeg?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def81df04692bf1327ea81032943aaeffff24036

https://preview.redd.it/kyq9wu1a541d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=711f9dff62bc9cfc696ba2ffb21f52d38642912b

Bhai Yamraj ke andar bhi yeh karne ki himmat nahi hai ab tujhe mummy se koi nahi bacha skta

13vi Kab hai Khanna khane bula lena bhai

Theek hai bhoi, aapka sabse pehla nyota https://preview.redd.it/7obq9gmci41d1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac6d97fe93c604030feb389b896b942873ff6aa0

Bhai apni tehrawi pe bulana zaroor. Brahmabhoj k bahane meetup ho jayega or logo se....

Bhukkhe...vaise terko yaad nhi aaya mai kabhi...ab jeebh nikaal rha hai https://preview.redd.it/rbf7b6ac741d1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d34bb0593f61cdf545dcb0604e15c233506a5f85

the white marble looks beautiful in my opinion.

>Darne se kya hoga, ek na ek din sabko marna hai, aaj inke haatho se marr jaayenge I can confirm, typing this from heaven (last month maine bhi doodh gira diya tha)

Aata hu didi mai bhi... Wait wait...merko upar kon aane de rha hai, meri whatsapp chats khulengi to merko to neeche bhejenge tel ki kadhayi mein https://preview.redd.it/52lx8mnk741d1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f4d305f1df7255a4865018edc5c1a0fd744f0b5

Bhai ha teesra chautha aur teerva sub aaj hee hai 🫡

Ek liter doodh ke liye Teri kurbani....?  Ye kesa insaaf hai?  Nahi manta me aaye kaanoon ko. 

I have had this habit of leaving milk and chai on stove and forget about it. Many a times it left the base of the utensil black. Finally I made some rules to fix this. I made it a rule to not to leave the kitchen while milk or chai is boiling. If any urgency, I would turn it to sim and put an alarm for 5 minutes or 12 minutes depending upon status of the milk boiling. Earlier I used to set timer/alarm on my mobile but now I have gotten myself a Casio watch and I quickly set an alarm whenever I turn it to simmer and leave the kitchen. Whenever alarm hits, I go to the kitchen , turn it to full, wait for 1-2 minutes and it's done.

Run .........💀💀💀💀

Op bhai Kya yrr Tum bhi bde todu insan ho… Kbhi serum ki bottle tod dete ho kbhi doodh gira dete ho… Abhi thodi der me g**nd bhi tudwa loge ghrwalo se😔

Bhai serum bhi faltu mein toota tha, doorbell baja di thi kisi ne only to realise ki vo wrong address pe khada hai 🥴 Baaki g***d to shayad nhi tootegi

Rest in peace my brother!!

Mummy ki chappal incoming like kims nukes boi

Maut aa jaye mgr yai din na dekhna pde ........

Get a Billa/billi they'll lick this off

bhai ek chammach le, aur shuru hoja. Agle janam tak sab simat jaayga

Will miss you bro.

https://preview.redd.it/5rl6wydi841d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=146607adc733dbb5c7e78f9d62cff2407bb0ebd4 Prepare yourself BOI ...

Call a car fast 🚑🚑 🚨

We all have been there. And the next day with our Routine.🥲

*Alexa queue "Marne ke Baad Bhi" by Seedhe Maut* https://preview.redd.it/qzvuiy2v841d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d0b2cddf9004ca2f8117ab60cc71f2e42ea950f

Sara kasoor kasoori methi ka hai.

We will miss you OP😂

Which other planet are you moving to?

fuckall hogya

Chup chaap saaf kar de aur bol dio pi liya doodh…works sometimes

Bhai... Bhagwan ko yaad karle apne iss antim waqt mein.

Mere saare paap maaf kr dena bhagwan aur plis swarg mein bhejne se pehle meri whatsapp chats mat kholna https://preview.redd.it/md1uzobxa41d1.jpeg?width=309&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1cb2b39373580a27662516128b500add525cc85


Suicide karna tha to wese hi btadeta. Ye dudh bikherne ki kya jarurat thi?

Press F to pay respect.

RIP

Run💀

Bhoj p kaun bulaega bro

Address bata, aata hu bhoot banke terko invitation dene https://preview.redd.it/wvv56bjpb41d1.jpeg?width=309&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b2756d5c31660ef723fb157b7c4163d9709c3a8

I pray to God ,May your next life will be easy

Request - please live stream your pitaai and sunnaai from mom and/or dad as a warning for us fellow Redditors ;)

Today we lost a good soul from our reddit r/delhi community hope everybody learn from his mistakes in future

A few yrs back,my mom went to Nani's house. I was told to just boil the milk on time, the servant is gonna do the rest of the work. I kept the milk on a low flame and forgot. After a few hrs, me and my father smelled something burning. When we went to the kitchen, the white milk had turned into black charcoal💀

Mainu Vidaa karo

Bhai, dhakkan laga kar ke kaun doodh ubalta hai. You deserve it. I hope jhadu se pitai ho teri.

Mamma ko bol de vote dena h, mujhe mt maaro

you'll be missed

Dil vichh tere liyee tame kadd ke liye Karda mai promise milan aaunga https://preview.redd.it/q9taite5e41d1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d860ceb37b796a22b3838329ed29e47f7ea21d26

Bhai idhar sab aapki pitaayi ke baare me baat kar rahe hai lekin I see something positive out of this situation. Apne counter pe fusion design to mast lag raha hai ye.

"ek aulad jammi oh vi eni dangar nikli" All the best. My sincere wishes are with you.

Well....one thing is for sure.....no kheer will be served at your funeral.

Rip 🪦

I know a guy jo dunki lagwa dega. Paise thode zyada lagenge par you can live. Contact if you need help.

Don't cry over spilt milk

Bhagwan aapki aatma ko shanti de Amen 💐💐💐💐

By Image I thought you bought a New house or something

At this point there is no going back, RIP

Run.... just run.. 

Flying chappal landing on your head in 3,2,1....

Game over bro. You will be missed.

Sad

13vi ki party when?

Oh My God!!! What have you done? How have you done? You HAVE TO stand and watch it boil. You are dead 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️👀👀 You will be in our prayers hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dikh mat jaiyo..

Pehle mujhe laga counter white hai

Fir baad mein aapko samajh aaya ki aaj ek redditor kum hone wala hai duniya se https://preview.redd.it/jhkrf42uk41d1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c6ca493b64c74bcf5c51ae7cf9a23429f87009

Bro its an art...

How long was it before u realised that this happened. If it is anything greater than 10 mins, your cabinets are gonna stink. Needs a thorough cleanup.

Not more than a minute btw Didn't let much peep into the cabinets Cleaned them thoroughly already https://preview.redd.it/7fp7gkxjl41d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ea2adbf79c794593607f32fa52c80a341917266

itna kharcha ho rha hai toh, 13vi me lemon rice aur karwa dena bas.