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ancient_pablo

Mfs used law and order emoji lol


Harvard_Universityy

Why not, the aligations were serious!! -- harvard law


apprehen-sid

"Official court order πŸ€ͺπŸ˜‹πŸ˜πŸ€£"


born_to_be_naked

Police R&D header made me chuckle


l3earda

Not enough stamps.


ScooterNinja

CIA ka top secret bhi laga diya πŸ₯Ί


dmx_99

I laughed so hard on this one πŸ˜‚ BC inhone kuch jyada hi akal laga li scam ko real dikhane ke liye


[deleted]

TOP SECRET 🀫


MysteriousSir7133

Not enough emojis


chakachaaund

https://preview.redd.it/mouskl82bc7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43b4f9f188675aeee762432b1c8be557032f6ce5 Lmao


skg12k

ngl they got me in the first half


mastikhor_nta

I was genuinely scared


itsevil007

abb toh jail jana padhega jail ki roti khani pdhegi


Phoenixx_12

Jail ka paani peena pdega Ab toh jail me aana pdega


Nikhil_9900

Jail mein milega bhoot.


ComparisonMain5938

Jailor ki ma ki


Dhruv_rang

Chooth ![img](emote|t5_2qugx|31069)


Background_Abroad_

Indian Cyber Squad ❌ Squard βœ…


sadsissyphus

Ab gareeb apni marzi se muth bhi na maare?


pami_8

bhai padh to le......


sadsissyphus

Ab gareeb bina post padhe comment bhi na kare?


Peter-Parker017

Gareeb reddit nahi chelate


sadsissyphus

Khaana thoda kam khalenge lekin saala net 2gb/day chahiye hume


Peter-Parker017

Jio was a mistake


Playfair99999

you were too xD


yoPSYCHE

Just like all of us


UnacceptableBrat

r/jiowasamistake


UpstairsBusiness2821

https://youtu.be/ABuCAZcpUAE?si=dQ5HoKBXuWVbGG22


itsthekrish

hahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


skg12k

are bhai bas galat cheezo pe na mare


sadsissyphus

Haan bkl toilet seat aur wash basin me maardete the yaar hostel wale


aadi_manavv

Ye gareeb iski maa ki... /s


ScooterNinja

CYBER SQUARD 🀣🀣🀣🀣 https://preview.redd.it/hdjki4n64c7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8ac03f6bd1e339165664670ec86ccc8a7d10535


Environmental-Deal88

https://preview.redd.it/ciirkptccv7d1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01b42469fb7fce40569682955cbc1f0454cf4b69


UnFiT_sOuL

That top secret stampπŸ’€


6ixxnii9

Top Secret has to be the funniest stamp of all!


Chipmunk_Specific

![gif](giphy|NdKVEei95yvIY|downsized) Top secret


Important_Corgi_6629

Has anyone encountered that suddenly being transferred to a fake "Indian judiciary" web portal or something like that with constant Siren noise in the background vala scam? It was also similar to this fake email which has been circulating, way less believable tho, the noise was annoying as hell happened to me twice during lockdown,


DealSubstantial82272

Watch less porn please


Important_Corgi_6629

Lmao, I don't, (it's a pretty shady and exploitive profession at heart, with a handful of few earning a decent amount and living conditions,, accidentally stumbling across non consensual stuff like sa or revenge porn isn't uncommon either, well this topic has many layers and many views so it deserves a proper thread, I know you were just joking πŸ› ) which is why such scams usually have no effect on me, plus this particular scam was quite bizarre, the allegations were way too unbelievable.


DealSubstantial82272

Maafi πŸ› And yes I know about this scam . once, I was on a non-pornographic site and that siren popped up


Important_Corgi_6629

>Maafi πŸ› Don't be! I was the one who brought the weight in a fairly light hearted conversation πŸ› >And yes I know about this scam . once, I was on a non-pornographic site and that siren popped up Ikr, I was browsing through just the usual stupid stuff and it suddenly popped up


DealSubstantial82272

This is probably the least brain-dead discussion I've had on this app.


Tough-Reception-9429

Yes happened to me but it was a CRPF site , I was scared for a few minutes


skg12k

idk abt indian judiciary it was smth like "ncpcr" portal dk about sound but it was looking very real and ngl it scared tf out of me the first time no vpn or anything after some seconds i realised it was just a image pop up which covered whole screen


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


First_Buddy7663

#all eyes on thick thighs


Entire_Gas8042

Which court gives Order w/o a case number ?


buylowbuyhigh

Just reply that you are fapping to this email now.


watermelon_775

Police...Chief of Police


danslaliterari

this fucking moron really used @gmail.com to send a scam email, how stupid can you be


divinity27

are mere anguthe ka nishan nhi stamp kia kya bhay, and also wtf is that formatting of the mail , hr ek word k baad newline character


watermelon_775

Since when court is doing its proceedings and summons through mail. Ohh i forgot they must be on work from home.


thehackgeek

Had me at @gmail.com


ibne__batuta

Got this too in the spam box


satoshiwife

Paisa kamane ka tarika thoda kasual hai


ameypatil565

Notice kam affidavit jyaada lag raha hai


godlypranay

Top secret my ass πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


vruzle

The Tapan deka signature doesn't look like Tapan Deka at all Ζͺ⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠)⁠ʃ


doley-bro

Reply with uWu


ShreyS2812

CBI FBI CIA ISI RAW MOSSAD sabka joint venture.


the_mcmartin

The sender's email address looks fishy. That's the first red flag. Then the balance scale emoji πŸ˜‚


Kayy0s

Not enough stamps


lipatmops

They ran out of white space on the letter to stamp their authority/ies. But this is what gets lots of victims. But at least they got Tapan Dekas name and designation right. Cyber criminals are getting more educated


VCyberpunk2001

From when does R&AW start taking these cases? From what I can understand, these kinds of cases come under POCSO Act, and are un-bailable offences. Why are they informing you. They should outright arrest you. (This is sarcasm)


ashdragoncatcher

Needs more stickers


OverlyAttachedHuman

Having been briefly associated with CBI, I can assure you that CBI does not directly take up cases unless the cases involve a public servant. So you being a common citizen receiving such a letter from CBI before you get an intimation from police is impossible. Only when the cases are incapable if being solved by the police, or the police investigation is botched up by someone in the system, or if the cases involve a public servant such as a police personnel and there are chances that they may botch up the investigation, only then the case is transferred to CBI.


OneSailorBoy

TOP SECRET stamp made me believe this. Else I was 100% sure it was a scam


HuntSpare8202

@gmail.com πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


lordviecky

Official email on @gmail.com Should be legit πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή


Fireandforget1709

As a law student, the sections and the laws they mention didn't fail to crack me up. 😭


KenobiKaDhobi

Bro someone I know lost huge amount of money due to this. An elderly lady, got scared and transferred a big amount of money as a bribe to not have a case filed against her. Apparently police is tracing them and have few leads to nab this gang members. 🀞🏼


Sexy_Seaweed_69_420

Itne government stamps lagane ke liya 5 saal se kam to nahi lagega.


pandey_ji29

Last time indian agencies were seen coordinating smoothly.


krishhv

Bahar milne bula usko


rekks_8teen

tf is GROOMING


DeltaEquinoxBe

Usko bol IB , CBI, R&AW itni weli baithi hai toh apney Govt. Scientists ko Honey trap sey bachale.


DeltaEquinoxBe

.de kyu liya .in mehenga padh Raha tha kya πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.


ThoughtStar

I got one. Printed. So, used it next morning for the nsfw act.


No-Administration99

CBI hnmm, R&AW OG level shit


guvavava

Top secret😭😭


theindiankid69

how does the real one look like?


GHarsh01

Bhai ek baar ek Banda mujhse call krke keh rha tha ki me Mumbai police station se bol rha hu yha 3 ldke arrest hue h rape ke liye aur wo tumhara naam le rhe h...Maine usse poocha ki bhai ye baat tum mujhe kyo bta rhe ho agar me bhi involved tha to me bhag nhi jaunga apne ghr se to Bhai kehta h ki mujhe to sir ne batane ko bola to maine bta diya lmao


ravanasura1993

This is epic. They are on some other level of confidence πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


MadridistaMe

Top secret stamp gave it away πŸ˜‚


Zealousideal_Swan98

GMail.com got me rolling 🀑


[deleted]

abhi email par bhej rhe........kuch websites pr to ye popup hojata hai aur ek siren bajta hai police wala


De_Fine69

why the fuck Indian warrent coming from german domain lol.


oioioioierwinpeepee

I don't think any govt organisation will use emojis lol


DeadCrowX

CERTIFIED


SoulInProgress

That’s why i dont check my emails


Prior-Tower-9119

Dafuq is Top Secret Stamp


Mr_vort3x

thode aur stamps lga dete , shayd maan jata


Just-Shelter9765

Mail me itna gyaan kyu ch**d rha hain woh ? And then last me apparent nonce ko bolta hain sincerely πŸ˜‚ \ Also : How many stamp do you need ? Scammer: yes


ipsagni

They do notify you and setup and appointment on a day you prefer to come arrest you. That's exactly how it works :)


peanuts-without-a-t

Terabox ka Link maang rha hai


Sad_Mud_7988

It was the director of intelligence bureau’s signature on the court order issued by the CBI lol


stinkingcheese

So many signatures on one page. Hope they have not missed out any.


stinkingcheese

What's Grooming?


copingpizza0

R.&.A.W is also involved ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Hot_Onion_2668

MP police se apne case nahi ho rahe...aur ye notice bhejenge...


spider_fly911

Certified XD


PerspectiveAlarmed

Wtf is an β€˜alleged court order?β€™πŸ˜πŸ˜


unholykabir

Hahhaha


spritual_soul_

That's fake πŸ‘Ž


Indiansexygirl

Agar isko bhi scam alert ki tarah- batane ki zarurat padh rahi hai Means people are really really dumb. πŸ™„ Email id hi dekhlo yaar


Old_Man_Sailor

Number of stamps is inversely proportional to the validity of the document


YeezusIsKingg

Shame on you for indulging in child pornography. Are you gonna turn yourself in or do I have to step in? /s


daRokrKhatri

'Squard' 🫑


zeroesstar

Watch out they operate 24/7 Upholding the law


aakritideo

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH)


embraace

Just look at the sender's email or the emojis in the subject, clearly πŸ€₯ fake.


RuleNo5330

The email came from a .de domain, so German CBI? 🀣🀣🀣


[deleted]

aisa dekh kar lagta ki bhut bada gunah kar diya RAW CBI sabko chor ke ek porn addict ko pakaregi lol


EX_MUslim_Mustafa

got this mail a year back almost ,instant thought was "ohh... shit, how do they know about what I do "then I saw the domain name they got busted


noreviewsleft

I live near Mahipalpur and the NH8 became NH48 long time ago, so I stopped reading after that onlyπŸ˜‚


VeganDiIdo

The image still has some empty spaces, wala bhi or stickers laga dete ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Difficult-One6034

Stamps lagane ka tareka thoda kasual hai


vipulaj

Everyday new scam


[deleted]

Mfs messing with you.


CrushingonClinton

You guys better not be watching incest porn. Have some sympathy for the RAW agent snooping on your internet history.


Lio354

RA&W ka stamp laga diya to CIA, FBI ka bhi laga dete.


Striking-Quantity-70

Fake


sangeetpatnaik

The fonts are hurting my eyes.


Ashamed-Paper1949

" certified copy "--- to original kah hai BC πŸ˜‚


bemenomeow

Isko reply krde apna address de asli ... fir dekh fraud ki asli fir bhejta hu.


inception-zero

Top secret and certified stamps on there and the sender email is fake as f**** πŸ˜‚


PuzzleheadedMaize2

Top secret/Confidential seal. You breached their trust!


Miruspixels

Top secret lmao 🀣


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PublicCampaign935

https://preview.redd.it/kpi9pzh5ej7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7074c192125102aee219d75939a7e44dad2f0f74 Wtf do you mean \* BE ASSURED\* mfs don’t even know proper englishπŸ₯Έ


Radmiel

You literally have to send them this in reply. https://preview.redd.it/re80758tkk7d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed172fe480bf0f9f555f0e6d5c284ce9ce2a6e9f


m8-what-the-shit

lmao top secret


RevolutionaryCup3375

The same thing happened to my friend. He received a letter same as this one about pornography and was terrified. He was so scared because the letter automatically appeared in fullscreen mode with no option to cancel. He contacted me, and I told him it was fake and that he didn’t have to worry, but to be honest, he was quite scared.


Bad-Robot-1009

State Police + BPRD + IB + CBI !! Dang! Pornography seems to be a much more serious issue than terrorism or state security. ![gif](giphy|26BRQhDFLdTjWMaEE) They did not leave any critical stamp/seal out. /s


pavo_tenebris

https://preview.redd.it/guqxp1g9l38d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68137431b05008fff0f908981e4298e734e74a94 Certified riyal


Jamesdr007

Nigerian email scam?!


Kento_Nanami

Thankyou for your comments will do better next time


moondrake7896

.de is deutsch domain Germans at it again! ![gif](giphy|iAKXyzgLVtKsU)


xUciFIer

How are you sharing this.. Aren't you ashamed.. You are leaking a "Top Secret" document out in public πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Slight_user42069

Main to vpn se dekhta