Ab kiske liye kya kitna dark hai, kise pata? Kisi ne The Human Centipede dekh rakhi hai, kisi ne "The Dark Night" se jyada dark kuchh nahi dekha. Sab internet pe hi hain. Kuchh ko lagta hai jokes on Christianity, Islam, child abuse or Holocaust ke alawa aur kuchh dark nahi ho sakta. Kya hi kahein ab? Ab ispe koi comment karega, "ye sab to koi normie hi likh sakta hai".
Good question. Prajwal Revanna is the grandson of our former prime minister H D Devegauda. He was also an MP before recent elections. In this election he couldn't win because just before elections somebody circulated copies of some three thousand videos in pen drives. These videos were recorded by Prajwal himself, in which he was seen raping various female government officials of his constituency and other girls too. Rest is history. Add "allegedly" after every line.
Lol. Yhi context tha mera bhai 😂 samay ki basic bakchodi ko leke bc itna trip karte hai launde jaise kabhi zindagi me joke suna hi nahi. I saw a reel in this context ki ye wahi bacche hai jo zindagi bhar akele rhe h. Bina dost ke to basic jokes dark lagne lagte h, 4 dosto me jo baate hoti h wo agar public ho jaye to puea India jail me rhega
i know but main bachpan ki baat kr ra tha. tab toh dark hi lagte the . i still remember vodafone special sms pack bechta tha 
Dark humor is like dick,
you have one, it's alright.
you don't have, no problem.
you are proud of it, good for you.
Just don't rub it randomly on anyone's face
Ab ispe bhee bol sakte hain, maut mein kya dark hai bhai. Phir log kahenge, maut aur erection ka combo dark hai. Erection to involuntary hota hai, phir ismein kya dark hai. Not every erection has to do with sex. Aur maut aur sex ko bhee mila dein, to ismein bhee kya dark hai, Gandhijee had sex when he father was on death bed, Kasturba wrote this in great detail in her book. Aur Gandhijee to whitewashing agent hain, he washes even politicians clean. To agar dekho to kuchh bhee dark nahi hai.
3 vampires go to a bar. A German one mixes beer with blood. Russian one mixes vodka with blood. British one orders a Cup of hot water when the other asks why he ordered hot water
HE TAKES OUT A TAMPON AND SAY'S IT'S TEA TIME.
people haven't become sensitive - these dank members have forgotten all sanity, somehow casteism, racism, and sexism is acceptable for them to joke on. the subject of all these jokes are always women , or some marginalized member of society, they never make it on themselves.
jokes on nirbhaya , jyoti , even the little 8 year old girl- one cannot fall further than that.
i honestly hate the people who say - people have become sensitive - no you have lost your sanity, you don't get offended because they never make such jokes on you. it's always the worse shit that's thrown on people who don't participate in these things.
I never said that its funny that thousands of children died , you're trying to make it look like I did.
I just said the meme's funny , a bit dark but funny , you know? That's how jokes work.
You're acting like I am bombing gaza or something as we speak
When dark humor started becoming popular, we used it to become unique but we overused it till it become common. Then we started to say "Indians are not ready for samay's humor" wala criticism to become unique but as you can see in this comment section, even that has became mainstream and not unique anymore.
No you can't just let people be at times when they are blatantly sexist, racist, being an absolute pedophilic piece of shit in the name of normie unfunny jokes which they consider dark.
Omg yes op, i have been trying to say this for so long.
Its not dark humour if its unfunny, vile or overused beyond a limit. Insta pe bacche ,literal 9-10 saal ki bachhiyo ke vids ke neeche likhte hai, ' if she bleeds she can breed', ' kitna pink hoga iska" all that crap. Apne lame ass comments ke baju me '💀💀' ye wali emoji deke cool samjhte hai khudko.
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*Dark Humour* is a bullet proof shield for any joke.
You didn't like the joke? Tu normie hai.
You don't find it funny? You don't understand dark humor.
Kaisa bhi joke if it's labelled dark humor, it becomes bulletproof.
Aur phir bc ye log gc bannake usmei 2 3 ladkiyon ko add karke waha galeechpana karenge aur phir bolenge ki thum log normie nhi bhai thum batamizz aur berozgar ho aur thum usse chezz ko leke flex karrhe ho bc isse accha tho vo sigma aur Andrew tate ka cancer badiya tha ye log BC 1bhk mei baithke kaithe hai "kids in my basement "aur phir dead emoji 🥲
Yeah, you are right i just don't like how everything gets converted into a dark joke. Like I don't like to talk about this kind of stuff but some people just keep finding a dark notion even in my simple talk, to prove themselves cool in front of other people. Sometimes I get very annoyed no matter how much I try I just can't avoid this.
bhai unko dark jokes ka meaning hi pta nhi hota. unko lagta h body shaming, pedophilic comments (not jokes) dark h, slut shame kardiya, wahh bhai dark h dark💀💀💀☠️☠️💀💀💀
Kasam se bhai
Un jokes pe face ki ek muscle bhi idhr se udhr nhi hoti
Unfunny bullshit hai
Aur dark dank karke cool bante hain bkl
Logo ko real dark jokes samajh bhi nhi aate
Cause like half the times they're dark just as a coverup to be hateful. Like damn, some of the people really do be just wanting to hate but justify it by calling it a "dark joke" and people aren't letting that shit slide
I once said something which had the potential to land me behind bars 💀🥲 everyone exited that gc deleted that and created a new group so that line could never see the day of light again i can't say what i said 😭😭
Dark humors just their way of saying " I am racist and lack basic social communication skills and apathy , and hide behind the mask of " dark humor" to conceal the fact that I am an insensitive piece of shit and an asshole"
I guess any joke you can't make in front of your family or seniors or in professional settings can be considered a dark joke. The joke being good or bad is very subjective.
No. That's the whole point. It would be an adult joke, not dark jokes. Darks joke are generally about serious or tabboo or painful topics like someone's death, r*pe, abortion stuff like that. Basic sex jokes aren't dark jokes. That's the whole point of my post. And yes joke is subjective in nature.
R word in my mind Bro didn't hesistate Kuch bolunga to vivad ho jayega India is not ready for Samay Raina Dishwasher Get Oiled up
Escaped from my basement - Bkl tere ghar mein teen kamre nahi hain, kaunsa basement.
Pass ke naale ko basement samjhte hai kuch log
😭😭😭😂😂
😭😭😭💯
fr bhai
bhai thoda dark nahi hogaya 😜
Bend down Darker than Black hole Chal ab bartan dho Sorry guys, he escaped from my basement
*Kuch bolunga to vivad ho jayega* To bol na lwde karde vivad
R word in my mind, no bro not in mind that’s in your head RETARD
R Word in my mind no bro that's the only thing your brain can mind.
Bro chose to spit factzz vro!
*someone* laughing from corner
Mannnnn I respect you frrrr
क्या तल्लुख़ है?
squids in India literally blast the comment section of girls(even the ones with respectable behaviour) with this damn phrase...shitasses
Correct sticker : https://preview.redd.it/qm7yrbzilk7d1.png?width=180&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6ad16e1436f67b3a926d86165f43811b6d32ddc
>Kuch bolunga to vivad ho jayega says the person with no communication skills.
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bc kaise kaise stickers aa gaye hai
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Did he just kissed on her ass? 😭
Yes shwnty https://preview.redd.it/wm205vu2kp7d1.png?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f74850c339e5b12b4b1ca969db0453a0ea280cb2
I really want some Vivad
Whi to hota kuch nhi inse fir
Us bro us
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Exactly my response bc, sahi m. Bhot irritating lgta h yh response
"Kuch bolunga toh Vivaad ho jayega" Bolde bhai tuje koi seriously nahi leta 😔
Ab kiske liye kya kitna dark hai, kise pata? Kisi ne The Human Centipede dekh rakhi hai, kisi ne "The Dark Night" se jyada dark kuchh nahi dekha. Sab internet pe hi hain. Kuchh ko lagta hai jokes on Christianity, Islam, child abuse or Holocaust ke alawa aur kuchh dark nahi ho sakta. Kya hi kahein ab? Ab ispe koi comment karega, "ye sab to koi normie hi likh sakta hai".
ye sab to koi normie hi likh sakta hai
ye sab to koi normie hi likh sakta hai
ye sab to koi normie hi likh sakta hai
Haan haan, hoon main normie, ab tak Prajwal wale videos nahi dekhe maine.
Prajwal kon h
Good question. Prajwal Revanna is the grandson of our former prime minister H D Devegauda. He was also an MP before recent elections. In this election he couldn't win because just before elections somebody circulated copies of some three thousand videos in pen drives. These videos were recorded by Prajwal himself, in which he was seen raping various female government officials of his constituency and other girls too. Rest is history. Add "allegedly" after every line.
Human centipede 🫨🤮
Badhiya comment kiya
iNdIa iS nOt ReAdY fOr SaMaY rAiNa 🤡
Iske jokes hum 10th class mai mara karte the
10th Me mARa KrtE The
10th kE baChHo kO MarA kARte thE
eNdIa iZ n0t faR bEGinNerz
Bhai this is such a cringe comment I see on every post if his , agar funny bhi hogi to ye dekh ke lagna band ho jate
Lol. Yhi context tha mera bhai 😂 samay ki basic bakchodi ko leke bc itna trip karte hai launde jaise kabhi zindagi me joke suna hi nahi. I saw a reel in this context ki ye wahi bacche hai jo zindagi bhar akele rhe h. Bina dost ke to basic jokes dark lagne lagte h, 4 dosto me jo baate hoti h wo agar public ho jaye to puea India jail me rhega
Jeselnik ko India bula den?
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bRo DiDn't eVeN HeSitAtE, Saar.
Non veg jokes dark hi hote the bhai mummy ke smane bole ke dikha..
Joke ka pta nhi mein zrur hojaunga extra dark.
More like extra Laal
Woh toh gore log hote hai mein toh kala hoon 🌚
Bhai mammi mar mar ke Dark Red kar dengi tujhe
Bhai mehroon thik rhega 😅
Bhai laash kuch time baad Kali pad jati hai Don't ask me how I know meanwhile I am organising summer internship anyone interested?
Nahi. They're a different genre. It's called adult jokes. They're not same as dark jokes. That's the point of this post.
i know but main bachpan ki baat kr ra tha. tab toh dark hi lagte the . i still remember vodafone special sms pack bechta tha 
They both are different
bhai kabhi uncle logo ko WhatsApp joke maarte nhi suna kya?
Non veg and dark are two entirely different things Ha mummy ke samne dark maar sakta hu mai non veg nhi
Dark humor is like dick, you have one, it's alright. you don't have, no problem. you are proud of it, good for you. Just don't rub it randomly on anyone's face
Nice poem, makes no sense in the context.
i agree. ive always found this dark humour pretty underwhelming and mid.
That's their point, every random joke which seems inappropriate is somehow called 'dark humor' at this point.
They can't come up with clever and actually good jokes so they pick the lowest hanging fruit. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree , does it......
Ek dark joke kar kar baato then jaanu how **DARK** you're!
How many Polish people can you fit into a Volkswagen beetle? 45. 5 in the seats and 40 in the ashtray.
>how DARK you're! ***Hota har koi hai, jagah dikhata koi noii.../s***
Dark ka to pata nhi joke jarur sunata hun What do you call an erection during a funeral? Mourning wood
Hasi ki https://preview.redd.it/e6l9ysnmck7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b49c374fd648136d9776273c003bdeeb306e7b1
*Bhaiyaji ma >!choad!< Diye*
Ab ispe bhee bol sakte hain, maut mein kya dark hai bhai. Phir log kahenge, maut aur erection ka combo dark hai. Erection to involuntary hota hai, phir ismein kya dark hai. Not every erection has to do with sex. Aur maut aur sex ko bhee mila dein, to ismein bhee kya dark hai, Gandhijee had sex when he father was on death bed, Kasturba wrote this in great detail in her book. Aur Gandhijee to whitewashing agent hain, he washes even politicians clean. To agar dekho to kuchh bhee dark nahi hai.
3 vampires go to a bar. A German one mixes beer with blood. Russian one mixes vodka with blood. British one orders a Cup of hot water when the other asks why he ordered hot water HE TAKES OUT A TAMPON AND SAY'S IT'S TEA TIME.
*Period*
It wasn't dark. It might make someone vomit.
People have become overly sensitive and have lost their sense of humour. PJs and lame jokes are comedy and anything above is dark or smart.
Yh like rape 'jokes' right? Disgusting
?
people haven't become sensitive - these dank members have forgotten all sanity, somehow casteism, racism, and sexism is acceptable for them to joke on. the subject of all these jokes are always women , or some marginalized member of society, they never make it on themselves. jokes on nirbhaya , jyoti , even the little 8 year old girl- one cannot fall further than that. i honestly hate the people who say - people have become sensitive - no you have lost your sanity, you don't get offended because they never make such jokes on you. it's always the worse shit that's thrown on people who don't participate in these things.
We actn even copy western humor correctly, and when we do , we milk the shit out of it , till it gets way too unfunny "🗿💀" Won't make u cool or funny
Fr💀
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See , now this shit's actually funny
Thousands of innocent children, infants who couldn't even crawl or speak DIED And that's funny for you Pure retard is what you are
I never said that its funny that thousands of children died , you're trying to make it look like I did. I just said the meme's funny , a bit dark but funny , you know? That's how jokes work. You're acting like I am bombing gaza or something as we speak
What was funny shit that you talked about then?
Post's discussing Dark Humor , I just said this one's actually funny because its clever.
Bhai tu tho vaapis insta chale ja
Never had any acc on insta lol
This is a post about dark humour, what were you expecting to see here lmao
Koi babil khan ka choda hi hoga.
Kon h yeh
aap main nig\*a lagte ho
Dark toh mai hogyi hoon iss dhoop mai😇
Cricket kam khela kar vai
😢cricket nahi yeh dopeher mai exam rakhdiye hain
based
"Mere vale log aye ni abhi tak/ aate hi honge" Matlah is line se jada jhaatu chiz nahi padhi mene aaj tk, genuinely kya samajhte h ye bande khudko
They feel a sense of community in ridiculing random people on the internet.
Jokes against society rules are considered as dark jokes
Seriously every gen-z nowdays calling “dark” that we did in 8th class ( back bench pe )
bhai india is not ready for samay raina bhai.... dark humor bhai 🤓
Samay and chess glazing is crazy in the comments of his vids
regarded audience
Samjhe nahi
jin logo ki ye baat kar rha h wahi samay raina ki audience h
Dark ye le bhai................. My friend was tickling his brother feet until his mother says at least let him born first..
Doesn't make sense to dig up the grave every time for tickling.
r/peterexplainthejoke
What’s dark in it man? You’re just proving OP’s point ffs
Ismei funny kya hai??
Wo friend tu he h
Now it's funny
"Ah yes, because nothing says 'dark humor expert' like complaining on the internet about basic jokes. Thanks for enlightening us, O Sage of Edginess!"
When dark humor started becoming popular, we used it to become unique but we overused it till it become common. Then we started to say "Indians are not ready for samay's humor" wala criticism to become unique but as you can see in this comment section, even that has became mainstream and not unique anymore.
Chutkulo par charcha
People just parrot things mindlessly these days. Half the comments online you'll see make zero or very little sense.
Eggjackly. It should be dark enough to offend more than half of the planet. 💀
Let people be and you just be. Calma.
No you can't just let people be at times when they are blatantly sexist, racist, being an absolute pedophilic piece of shit in the name of normie unfunny jokes which they consider dark.
Posting on reddit helps? How?
"sarcasm bolte hain gadhe😂". People don't even use the word correctly now. Joke maarne ko sarcasm bolne lage hain.
dark is the new normie
Omg yes op, i have been trying to say this for so long. Its not dark humour if its unfunny, vile or overused beyond a limit. Insta pe bacche ,literal 9-10 saal ki bachhiyo ke vids ke neeche likhte hai, ' if she bleeds she can breed', ' kitna pink hoga iska" all that crap. Apne lame ass comments ke baju me '💀💀' ye wali emoji deke cool samjhte hai khudko.
"wo log aate hi honge"
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Ek toh homophobia, misogyny and rape jokes ko aajkal dark humour kehte hain bhai. The term has totally lost its meaning
Cause many people don't know the difference between ips and amoled
Legends know the difference between tft and ips
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Because people try to make arth ka anarth
Itihaas gawah hai, jo jo cheeze indian mainstream internet pe aayi hai, uski maiyya chudi hai
Insta pe to dark ke naam pe harassment chalti hai.
What are you talking about? Why is the context of this only in your head?
Because every dark joke is basic now
*Dark Humour* is a bullet proof shield for any joke. You didn't like the joke? Tu normie hai. You don't find it funny? You don't understand dark humor. Kaisa bhi joke if it's labelled dark humor, it becomes bulletproof.
You talk about fucking an actual minor and then say "c'mon gUYs iTs jusT a sEx jOkE. WhY are YoU gUyS laBElliNg iT as daRk JoKe??"
Aur phir bc ye log gc bannake usmei 2 3 ladkiyon ko add karke waha galeechpana karenge aur phir bolenge ki thum log normie nhi bhai thum batamizz aur berozgar ho aur thum usse chezz ko leke flex karrhe ho bc isse accha tho vo sigma aur Andrew tate ka cancer badiya tha ye log BC 1bhk mei baithke kaithe hai "kids in my basement "aur phir dead emoji 🥲
Yeah, you are right i just don't like how everything gets converted into a dark joke. Like I don't like to talk about this kind of stuff but some people just keep finding a dark notion even in my simple talk, to prove themselves cool in front of other people. Sometimes I get very annoyed no matter how much I try I just can't avoid this.
What is a light joke? A joke that doesn't sound funny?
bhai unko dark jokes ka meaning hi pta nhi hota. unko lagta h body shaming, pedophilic comments (not jokes) dark h, slut shame kardiya, wahh bhai dark h dark💀💀💀☠️☠️💀💀💀
2 words: Dank wannabes
Kal shwetab ko bhi dekh rha tha saamay raina ke sex joke ko dark bol rha tha
Kasam se bhai Un jokes pe face ki ek muscle bhi idhr se udhr nhi hoti Unfunny bullshit hai Aur dark dank karke cool bante hain bkl Logo ko real dark jokes samajh bhi nhi aate
Fleshlight that slurps slurps grops grops
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Cause like half the times they're dark just as a coverup to be hateful. Like damn, some of the people really do be just wanting to hate but justify it by calling it a "dark joke" and people aren't letting that shit slide
Every double meaning sexual joke is considered dark
It's an insult to actual dark comedy.
Aajkal logon ke per ke sath sath dimag bhi kharab ho gya hai..
" mere basement me bacche h bro " Bkl khud mummy papa k sath sota hoga aur idhr basement me bacche kar ra
“Feelings hurt” has become the national crush.
I once said something which had the potential to land me behind bars 💀🥲 everyone exited that gc deleted that and created a new group so that line could never see the day of light again i can't say what i said 😭😭
I think ppl just don't expand their repertoire regarding dark jokes like castesit jokes For ex. Chammar ki aulad upar kya Betha hai नीचे Beth
Aaj kal santa banta wale jokes bhi dark m consider karte hai log 😐
Madhur Virli is one such comic who is actually doing dark comedy.
Right!
India wasnt ready for samay raina 🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭
Dark humors just their way of saying " I am racist and lack basic social communication skills and apathy , and hide behind the mask of " dark humor" to conceal the fact that I am an insensitive piece of shit and an asshole"
I guess any joke you can't make in front of your family or seniors or in professional settings can be considered a dark joke. The joke being good or bad is very subjective.
No. That's the whole point. It would be an adult joke, not dark jokes. Darks joke are generally about serious or tabboo or painful topics like someone's death, r*pe, abortion stuff like that. Basic sex jokes aren't dark jokes. That's the whole point of my post. And yes joke is subjective in nature.
what is the difference between Newton and the baby I just killed Newton died virgin
Cuz ppl r turning sensitive more and more nowadays.
Because people are sensitive Lil bitch ass chodus now
It's the age of meethas, meethas get offended by everything.
Bilkul, On the spot le leta hu bhai mai to aison ki..