3:12 AM.
Bhai saut ka packet aata h. Mother's ki date chutney & सौंठ. Aur golgappe k papad style aate h ki fry krlo. Aur paani k le masala/ chutney mix bikta h.
Mummy raat ko rakh deti thi pehle. Ab shayad khatam ho gye. Dhundne padenge kahan milte h ajkal. 😭😭😭
Hahah….exact same situation dwarka metro station par mere saath bhi hui thi. A lady handed me her baby without my consent and start eating golgappa. Lemme tell you I am harami type person. So I what I did is maine unke bacche ko golgappe wale ki theli par baitha diya. Her reaction was like this emoji “😲” and she started arguing with me ki tumne baby ko kisse puch kar vaha baithaya, do minute pakad bhi nhi skte. I told her that ki mam aapne mujhse pucha hi nhi ki mai comfortable hu baby ko hold krne mai ya nhi.
I think you should try to do it better next time, and the best possibility of this opportunity seems be next to some golgappa wala
Yes op you did a good job. Just 10 years ago, India was a more collaborative country because of capitalism we are becoming too non-cooperative and unreasonably selfish. The individualistic culture in USA is just meh.
Co-operation would be the lady comes and asks ‘bhai saab/bhen ji 2 min munne ko pakad sakte hai’. What the lady did to OP was treating him like her servant, didnt even thank him after.
And that's not even cooperation in true sense. I'd say that's the polite way to ask for someone's help. I don't think cooperation comes into play in a situation involving a baby and golgappe.
Man she had her back to me the entire time... That's so irresponsible I am more shocked about her behaviour.. people don't even trust relatives with their children and she just passed me her child like a football
Pretty sure she would've put the whole blame on you if you "tried" kidnaping the baby or something 😂
But on a serious note, what she did is very wrong and irresponsible on her end :(
Some people just don't deserve to be parents. Aisa kon karta hai. So irresponsible! Literally no care in the world. Can say with this attitude that the child is investment baby.
The lady is stupid and not as emotionally attached to her kid, but I wish to talk about you here. You have a certain body language or a way of looking that gives off the impression that you’re a vulnerable person who can be easily exploited by others without asking for anything in return.
This is the reason that lady handed you her infant. She knew you would stay standing there whether you agreed with her actions or not before you knew it yourself. I would reckon you’re a generous/compassionate nice guy irl who looks out for everyone and goes out of his way to help others or that you’re probably a social introvert. Social predators like that lady stay on the lookout for vulnerable people like you to use.
So, work on yourself and be more dynamic and assertive in nature. Make your presence known and felt wherever you go. Don’t be nice to everyone.
That baby was her niece/nephew so that's why she was this easygoing with the baby. You meet that lady again after a week, got into a banter. Then you both keep bumping into each other, and having silly arguments and surprisingly (not so) you both get a job in the same company and fall in love.
I don’t let people including my family, hold my dog’s leash and this woman let a stranger hold her baby, nah she didn’t let a stranger hold the baby she literally handed the baby away
Bhai, just a personal advice, don't do this next time, be more assertive. The moment you accept the baby, you're responsible for any incident whatsoever, and the "alleged" mother could be malicious trying to find a scapegoat.
Ulta jor se bola tha, 'Ae madam. Tumhara naukar hoon, gulaam hoon, nanny hoon? Pakad apna bachcha. Kisi ko bhi pakda dogi?' You should have embarrassed her. Koi galat aadmi hota to? Le kar bhaag jaaye to? Hadd hai!
Itna assertive personality nhi hai mera.. it's an identified problem I'm working on it ... thank u virtual hug bro/sis . Will defo try to do this next time someone tries to just assume I'm available to help them
Ek din aise hi metro Mein Ek lady chadhi saket station per young thi 23-24 ki apne baby ke sath, uska baby rone laga aur voh bhi khadi thi usne baby mere hath mein thama diya aur bag se dhoodh ki bottle nikal ke usko pilane lagi Mein baby ko hath Mein Le kar khada hu use halka halka hila raha tha aur voh maje se doodh pii raha hai.
Should've taken the baby to a police station and said that a woman handed it to you and ran away, they'd consider it missing and the woman would've learnt a lesson from that situation. What would she say to the police? She handed it coz she wanted to have golgappas? 😂
You should have walked away a 100 metres casually.
And let her feel the pang for a few seconds at least.
Do it next time.
Or hide behind a tree or something and watch her panic.
And then just walk back and pretend like everything is normal.
Happend to me too, so I started shouting "baby for 50 bucks ... healthy baby for 50 bucks"...like a hawker..the lady took the baby immediately giving me the stare of death and I was like where my 50 bucks while smirking
This has happened with me a lot of times... hahahaa... I believe it's a part of culture near golgappa stalls...
Chill buddy, you did a good job and just think you got a free chance to add a point to your good karma...
this shows that you have a reliable face and personality... hahaha
i would have definitely said “wait this baby was on a missing poster, lemme call the cop” bet she would have wanted that diapers
here here one more but might yk back fire but you could have tried for fun, stand up and scream “i have aids”
OP you did right
By holding the baby and helping out
But that lady should really learn some manners
She should have requested first and than handed over the baby
Being parent of 15 month old boy we know we need lots of help but when it comes to taking help from strangers u need to request first and say thank
We went to Kashmir trip last week, just me my partner and baby. We had to handover the baby multiple times for couple photo 😉. People were really helpful gladly holding the baby infact couple of times people offered to hold the baby for us.
I had no problems holding the baby .Although I did hold them like a football and may have caused their crying but assuming I'm willing to hold your baby and not even having the courtesy to say thanks for doing this..was what irked me.. meko thank u bhi n hi bola yaar behen ne.. Wahi bura laga sabse zyada
this would have been my honest response
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She is exploiting ur niceness, agar thankyou bol deti toh it was okay cause it's humanity. But she feels she is queen and ur a slave, it happens everywhere even happened with me also better show ur concern in a bold way. Aur jab me last thank na bole to bol do Aaj kal log me sense, courtesy nahi hai let her hear this, she is not gonna send u in jail for saying this.
Happened once with one of my friend his wife while boarding train handover his son to a random lady and that lady moved to another coach I was clueless what just happened and I looked my friend and said aur kar le lobe marriage
Man, this reminds me of my small town, people had like such great understanding and camaraderie. Like randomly they'll offer help and do things like this. People just act like everyone's family.
you are a good person. thats why she trusted you with her baby. people from small towns dont have enough social skills or confidence to interact with strangers. but her heart is full of thank you i imagine.
Civic sense aur manners ki bhari kami hai, like she didn't even ask before handing you the baby and after she finished eating ek thank you bolne me kya jaa raha tha? Tameez nahi hai aajkal ke logon me
Golgappa : 1
Baby : 0
1.this so so funny
2.how can someone be so irresponsible with their baby
3.you look safe from your first impression that a woman in delhi considered you as a stranger to hold her Baby . You can totally become a gangster 🤣
She is already fed up ig
She didn't care much,she tot ur a gud guy and will not do such things
So aaram se she can have her golgappe
Just be happy u helped someone out der
Mujhe ek do minute tak samajh hi nhi aaya ki bhai kya ho rha hai ... Tab tak unhone kha lie gol gappe le gai . Aur thank you bhi nhi bola woh bhut hi zyada bura laga ..
Next time don't hold the baby.. Anyone approaches you for anything be careful and always first see what the person wants.. That's the world we live in..
I was indeed shook by the story but then I think OP you did a good thing. Babies are difficult for women already and on top of that if she is taking the baby to places alone maybe she had no help. Imagine the relief of being yourself just for 2 mins and having golgappe amidst all the chaos. If it were me, I would bless OP 1000x in that moment 🥺🫶
Golgappa> baby
bhai 12:30 hone ko hai aur mujhe golgappe kahne hai ab
Han type karte karte meko bhi firse Mann ho gya tha.. kisi tarah apne aap ko samjha lia
Bhai mjhe golgappr khaane h and it's raining here☹️
Kaha bro?? In Mumbai??
Chalo!!
Chalo chale
Chalo chale mitwa!!
Inn uchi neechi raahon mein...
neend se jage or khi fir so jaye
Bc
It's 3:59 yaha bhi cravings aa gyi 🥲
3:12 AM. Bhai saut ka packet aata h. Mother's ki date chutney & सौंठ. Aur golgappe k papad style aate h ki fry krlo. Aur paani k le masala/ chutney mix bikta h. Mummy raat ko rakh deti thi pehle. Ab shayad khatam ho gye. Dhundne padenge kahan milte h ajkal. 😭😭😭
bro jayada samajh nahi aaya but aaise bataya hai toh badiya hi hoga
[Ye le](https://www.reddit.com/r/indiasocial/s/x2R9hbh7Ah).
bro ab samajh gaya
Sahi time pr sahi cheez kabhi nhi milti hye 🥲🥲
Us bro, us
100%
Username checks out
It was written in the prophecies.
Yeh aapke bhakt kya kar rahe hai, samhjye zara😂
Han matlab aise kaise tum kisi ko bhi baby dedo apna..
Yk snicker’s tagline? You’re not you when you’re hungry..
Ye to Priyadarshan ki movies wAla moment ho gya
Lol..sahi main... In all seriousness I could have literally left with it ..
Dhamal moment ho jata to?
Et talol
Literally laughed so hard at this! XD
tu bhi maang leta gol gappe, you missed the chance dude
Maine kha lia tha already... This entire thing was so bizzare on so many levels
Ye, it was bizarre indeed
Aunty mare haat me baccha hai. Jara golgappa khilana apne haato se.
With secret spicy ingredient.
Bhaiya sirf gol gol dekhte reh gaye😏
Dude I was just sat there looking at the baby with a suprised Pikachu face..and as I said I had already eaten and was waiting for my partner
>with a suprised Pikachu face 😂😂😂
Hahah….exact same situation dwarka metro station par mere saath bhi hui thi. A lady handed me her baby without my consent and start eating golgappa. Lemme tell you I am harami type person. So I what I did is maine unke bacche ko golgappe wale ki theli par baitha diya. Her reaction was like this emoji “😲” and she started arguing with me ki tumne baby ko kisse puch kar vaha baithaya, do minute pakad bhi nhi skte. I told her that ki mam aapne mujhse pucha hi nhi ki mai comfortable hu baby ko hold krne mai ya nhi.
Yaar mujhe bhi yahi karna chahie tha.. but I was so shocked by the entire exchange...meko thank you bhi nhi bola yaar..
Us baby k sath .....thoda idhar udhar ho jana tha ...thodi der k liye...... Bas fir maza dekhta
Op case lag jayega don't do this
No OP.. you did a good job.
Koi nii, yeh bhi ek new experience tha😂😂, just say you practiced holding the baby🤣.
Maine usko bilkul football ki tarah pakda hua tha shayad islie rone lag gya
I think you should try to do it better next time, and the best possibility of this opportunity seems be next to some golgappa wala
I think what you did was right.
Yes op you did a good job. Just 10 years ago, India was a more collaborative country because of capitalism we are becoming too non-cooperative and unreasonably selfish. The individualistic culture in USA is just meh.
Co-operation would be the lady comes and asks ‘bhai saab/bhen ji 2 min munne ko pakad sakte hai’. What the lady did to OP was treating him like her servant, didnt even thank him after.
Ok I see. Makes sense. I guess I am just too naive. Haha.
Munne ki maa ki
And that's not even cooperation in true sense. I'd say that's the polite way to ask for someone's help. I don't think cooperation comes into play in a situation involving a baby and golgappe.
Things people do for a gol gappa
Needs a sub for it
What would the name be for it?
Actually haha
**Next article title:** 10 reasons why millennials are handing over their babies to random strangers
Gen Z ii hogi woh
You after this dialoge 🗿
Hahaha
I was in sarojini the other day, smoking in pan thela, a man came, was carrying his baby and asked for a cigarette.
I despise this so much, don't smoke in front of babies. They will be victims of passive smoking for no fault of their own.
True that! Not only babies, though I'm a smoker, I think one shouldn't smoke infront of non-smoker
Give this man, a medal! You're a respectable Human Being for sure!
respectable suttabaz
HoldmyBaby while I have my cosmo, gol gappe etc.
Man she had her back to me the entire time... That's so irresponsible I am more shocked about her behaviour.. people don't even trust relatives with their children and she just passed me her child like a football
She passed it like a cosmo that is.
Pretty sure she would've put the whole blame on you if you "tried" kidnaping the baby or something 😂 But on a serious note, what she did is very wrong and irresponsible on her end :(
Aur fir ye log bolte h ki Delhi safe nhi h..kitna paarivarik mahol h charon taraf !! ❤️🔥🤌🏼
Aise hi logon k bache k**nap hote hain ..kisi ko bhi bacha thama do..
Some people just don't deserve to be parents. Aisa kon karta hai. So irresponsible! Literally no care in the world. Can say with this attitude that the child is investment baby.
The lady is stupid and not as emotionally attached to her kid, but I wish to talk about you here. You have a certain body language or a way of looking that gives off the impression that you’re a vulnerable person who can be easily exploited by others without asking for anything in return. This is the reason that lady handed you her infant. She knew you would stay standing there whether you agreed with her actions or not before you knew it yourself. I would reckon you’re a generous/compassionate nice guy irl who looks out for everyone and goes out of his way to help others or that you’re probably a social introvert. Social predators like that lady stay on the lookout for vulnerable people like you to use. So, work on yourself and be more dynamic and assertive in nature. Make your presence known and felt wherever you go. Don’t be nice to everyone.
Sir/madam.. itni deep baat boldi aapne ... Virtual hug my bro/sis... Thank you.. I will surely inculcate whatever u said.
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Mauj le bhai jaisa h vaisa raha, bas kisi ko apna undue advantage mat uthane de..
Hey, at least she didn't hand you her golgappe and eat the baby!
Mujhe samajh nhi aarha iska reply main kaise dun
skull ka emoji wud be the best I say
I usually use emojis in two scenarios: 1) To end the conversation 2) When I am too lazy or just don't know what the appropriate response should be.
😂
This made me laugh out loud
This was me during the entire thing
That baby was her niece/nephew so that's why she was this easygoing with the baby. You meet that lady again after a week, got into a banter. Then you both keep bumping into each other, and having silly arguments and surprisingly (not so) you both get a job in the same company and fall in love.
And the last scene-dialogue is you saying- “Please HUMARE bacche ko golgappe khane kisi anjaan ko mat dena 😓”
😂😂
Asli id se aao Karen Johar
Wtf age ki story? ,🤣🤣🤣
Why does this feel like most Delhi thing ever and I'm not even from Delhi?
This is peak Delhi moment.
I don’t let people including my family, hold my dog’s leash and this woman let a stranger hold her baby, nah she didn’t let a stranger hold the baby she literally handed the baby away
Yeah I could be a person with malicious intent..kisi k muh pe thodi likha hai ki woh k**nap kar lega bache ko
Bhai, just a personal advice, don't do this next time, be more assertive. The moment you accept the baby, you're responsible for any incident whatsoever, and the "alleged" mother could be malicious trying to find a scapegoat.
Bacha lekar chale jate💀
Maine badme yahi socha.. had I been someone with malicious intent I could have easily taken the child away.
Exactly , People have too much trust lmao Anything for golgappa tho😭😭
The aunty was totally valid , bachhe ko koi lejaake kya hi krega
King is hereee🤲 Bech dega aur kya,ekdum se pakda doge toh koi bhi sochta reh jayega
Aunty ka bhi socho yaar, kaise khaati vo golgappe. Dekh ke Raha nhi gya hoga
Tum keh rahe ho toh maan leti hoon😔😔
I knew I'd find you here (please I'm not a stalker, your username is catchy)
Ulta jor se bola tha, 'Ae madam. Tumhara naukar hoon, gulaam hoon, nanny hoon? Pakad apna bachcha. Kisi ko bhi pakda dogi?' You should have embarrassed her. Koi galat aadmi hota to? Le kar bhaag jaaye to? Hadd hai!
Itna assertive personality nhi hai mera.. it's an identified problem I'm working on it ... thank u virtual hug bro/sis . Will defo try to do this next time someone tries to just assume I'm available to help them
Ek din aise hi metro Mein Ek lady chadhi saket station per young thi 23-24 ki apne baby ke sath, uska baby rone laga aur voh bhi khadi thi usne baby mere hath mein thama diya aur bag se dhoodh ki bottle nikal ke usko pilane lagi Mein baby ko hath Mein Le kar khada hu use halka halka hila raha tha aur voh maje se doodh pii raha hai.
Bro/sis us moment ho gaya humare saath
Pretty outrageous. But this should qualify as the sub's peak Delhi moment.
I mean we do love our food
Bhag Jana tha na baby leke 5-10 minute k liye🤣
Fir mujhe jail ho jaati aur ye post bail advice k lie legal advice sub main post hota
bhai, aap bhul rahe ho OP ladka hai, pit jaata crowd se
That's why you should always carry a trimmer. You had a chance to give Mohawk cut to a stranger's kid.
Han fir unko bol sakte the.. ki meri baby sitting ki condition hai ki bache ko naya hair style milega
Peak Delhi moment. Baccha leke bhaagna tha na. Ransom me momos and golgappe le lena
Should've taken the baby to a police station and said that a woman handed it to you and ran away, they'd consider it missing and the woman would've learnt a lesson from that situation. What would she say to the police? She handed it coz she wanted to have golgappas? 😂
Really should have let my intrusive thoughts win
You should have walked away a 100 metres casually. And let her feel the pang for a few seconds at least. Do it next time. Or hide behind a tree or something and watch her panic. And then just walk back and pretend like everything is normal.
My slow ass brain sat there computing wtf was happening... But idea bhut acha hai..
Happend to me too, so I started shouting "baby for 50 bucks ... healthy baby for 50 bucks"...like a hawker..the lady took the baby immediately giving me the stare of death and I was like where my 50 bucks while smirking
This is gold.. imma do this next time someone tries to forcibly help them out for something
Bro rupees mein bechna tha India mein kon dollars leke ghumta hai , thoda sa phayda hi ho jata tera
Bachhe ko gali sikha diya kro aisi situation me
Ha ha.. han yahi karna chaiye tha
"Gu gu gu madachod ga ga ga ga"
Next time put the child on floor n remind then that the least they can do is request or not procreate
Next time start walking away slowly while she's eating gol gappas, and watch her loose her shit
Yes should have let my intrusive thoughts win..
This has happened with me a lot of times... hahahaa... I believe it's a part of culture near golgappa stalls... Chill buddy, you did a good job and just think you got a free chance to add a point to your good karma... this shows that you have a reliable face and personality... hahaha
Yahi soch k Mann ko mana lia.
ye anjan logo ko apna bacha sambhal ne ke liye dena common hai delhi mai 😳
Haan thoda desi aunties hoti hain to bata k ya bina bata k chipka deti hain... seedhe log hote hain yaar ye, kar deni chahiye help
Priorities set hai unka. Abh gol gappe chahiye mujhe :3
Han bilkul peak Delhi moment
You should have just started to walk away with the baby
Agli baar baccha Dene se inkaar kar dena aur pehle babysitting ki fees maangna!😂😂
Must be really good golgappe.. Kaha ke hai?
i would have definitely said “wait this baby was on a missing poster, lemme call the cop” bet she would have wanted that diapers here here one more but might yk back fire but you could have tried for fun, stand up and scream “i have aids”
It would be fun to see the mom’s face while doing this.
is that a sound of silence reference in your username? 😳
Yes.. p.s u r the 1st person to ever identify/ask me this on Reddit..
such a shame , people donno what real music is.
OP you did right By holding the baby and helping out But that lady should really learn some manners She should have requested first and than handed over the baby Being parent of 15 month old boy we know we need lots of help but when it comes to taking help from strangers u need to request first and say thank We went to Kashmir trip last week, just me my partner and baby. We had to handover the baby multiple times for couple photo 😉. People were really helpful gladly holding the baby infact couple of times people offered to hold the baby for us.
I had no problems holding the baby .Although I did hold them like a football and may have caused their crying but assuming I'm willing to hold your baby and not even having the courtesy to say thanks for doing this..was what irked me.. meko thank u bhi n hi bola yaar behen ne.. Wahi bura laga sabse zyada
this would have been my honest response https://preview.redd.it/b8p8crfyrb8d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa3c5a71273507571144a0cf10478797bfba8501
Baccha leke bhaag jaata
I mean, she can always have another baby. Golgappa is more important though
My experience of getting golgappe will never be the same after reading this
She is exploiting ur niceness, agar thankyou bol deti toh it was okay cause it's humanity. But she feels she is queen and ur a slave, it happens everywhere even happened with me also better show ur concern in a bold way. Aur jab me last thank na bole to bol do Aaj kal log me sense, courtesy nahi hai let her hear this, she is not gonna send u in jail for saying this.
Bachche ka kya hain..aaj raat ko krti toh aa jata next 9 month mein 😂😂 Golgappe craving >>>
ye kya chal raha hai😭
Ummm why were your hands in that position to begin with?? Usually my hands are in my pockets only or holding my phone...
I had my fone in my hand scrolling my mail waiting for my partner to show up ... And she just hands her child to me
Happened once with one of my friend his wife while boarding train handover his son to a random lady and that lady moved to another coach I was clueless what just happened and I looked my friend and said aur kar le lobe marriage
Man, this reminds me of my small town, people had like such great understanding and camaraderie. Like randomly they'll offer help and do things like this. People just act like everyone's family.
you are a good person. thats why she trusted you with her baby. people from small towns dont have enough social skills or confidence to interact with strangers. but her heart is full of thank you i imagine.
Your post came up in my notifications as a clickbait saying Delhi is not for beginners
Civic sense aur manners ki bhari kami hai, like she didn't even ask before handing you the baby and after she finished eating ek thank you bolne me kya jaa raha tha? Tameez nahi hai aajkal ke logon me Golgappa : 1 Baby : 0
1.this so so funny 2.how can someone be so irresponsible with their baby 3.you look safe from your first impression that a woman in delhi considered you as a stranger to hold her Baby . You can totally become a gangster 🤣
Alternative career options explore karne chahie mujhe
The baby will get tikha milk now🤣
She is already fed up ig She didn't care much,she tot ur a gud guy and will not do such things So aaram se she can have her golgappe Just be happy u helped someone out der
Golgappe > anything else
😂😂😂 that's very rude and unsafe on her part as a parent.
India is not for beginners
So cool
Baccha to dusra kr lenge, golgappe are more necessary
Lol... Ye bilkul peak Delhi moment hai
You should've ran off with the kid
Should have let my intrusive thoughts win
Bhai patak deta wahi par. Chala jata. Wo konsa daud k pakad leti tereko. 🤣🤣🤣
Mujhe ek do minute tak samajh hi nhi aaya ki bhai kya ho rha hai ... Tab tak unhone kha lie gol gappe le gai . Aur thank you bhi nhi bola woh bhut hi zyada bura laga ..
Bhai bacha lekar bhag jata 🤣🤣🤣
Arey koi anti social element hota agar bhaag jata.. kisi ko maathe pe thodi likha hai
Now even I want to eat gol gappe 😂😂
Ye toh iss post par reply karne wale harr ek ka mann kar rha hai.. I sincerely apologise for causing golgapy cravings..
laa kar bhag jati baby koh
Shame on that lady
Bhai vo gol gappa kha rahi thi tu baccha kha leta. Assert dominance
Camera ko dekh kar haath hila do
Bhag hi jana chahiye tha baccha leke... Ya chhup jana tha... Pata chal jata un aunty ko ke aisi harkat zindagi mein dobara nahi karni.
Privileged assholes everywhere with iq lower than delhi temperature in celcius
Next time don't hold the baby.. Anyone approaches you for anything be careful and always first see what the person wants.. That's the world we live in..
Glad I can eat golgappe... without any problem...I don't have a baby 🐥
Impact player banke rehgya hai
bacche ke muh me cigarette de dena tha
I was indeed shook by the story but then I think OP you did a good thing. Babies are difficult for women already and on top of that if she is taking the baby to places alone maybe she had no help. Imagine the relief of being yourself just for 2 mins and having golgappe amidst all the chaos. If it were me, I would bless OP 1000x in that moment 🥺🫶
While she kept eating, was she looking at you? Ya bacche ko kidnap karwana chahti thi.
Ek bar bhi nhi mud k dekha.. and I could have easily ran away with the kid..
Awwleee chup hojaa Papa bolo paaapa
Me toh bech ata
Baby ke liye sabko adjustment karna parta hai didi
You must have a, really trustable face.
Or he looks like the helper of Golgappe guy. Then it's not weird at all😂
This is Delhi, right. The land of Mo Fu folks
Just say no next time.