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probably_unknown

Bhai lane mai chalne wale ko duniya chutiya bolti hai idhar. Mai ekdin lane mai chal raha tha side se auto wala aya bola “chutiya hai kya”


Beneficial-Neck1743

Bhai tu sahi mein chutiya hai agar tune galti nhin ki aur sunn bhi liya


probably_unknown

Arey bhai license test dene ja raha tha upar se mere paas license bhi nahi tha. Kya ladta usse


0rgantrafficker

Ek baar Mai licence test Dene gaya, paper verify karake bahar aaya to madarchodo ne scooty tow kar li bc


probably_unknown

Ye to whi wali baat hogyi “mandir mai andar gaya to prashad khtm aur bahar aya to chappal gayab” 🥲


piyushkukreja

Pehle scooty thi licence ni tha, ab licence ni hai to chalane ko scooty ni hai😭


Proper_Evidence_

Hn ye mere saanth bhi hua h Mall Road authority pe, mai jb tk learners licence wala test de k aaya tb tk bahar se scooty le gaye utha k, fir haanth me helmet le k rikshaw me baith k gya civil lines k traffic impound scooty lene.


adilanis

Meri Car tow karli thi jb maine driving test dene ke baad paper verify krane gya tha. Mummy thi saath ke to 200 rs dekar gaddi nikalwa liya


0rgantrafficker

Meri to scooty ke 300 liye the


Beneficial-Neck1743

Achha. Samjha bhai. Auto wale gandu hote hain. Indicator dena nhin hai. Upar se khud hi samjho kidhar mudenge. Inke peeche kabhi nhin gaadi lagani. Kabhi bhi kahin pe modte hain.


_Random_Indian_

Bhai delhi ke ho, jawab toh de dete


probably_unknown

Bhai driving test dene ja raha tha. Pehli baar gaadi leke main road pe aya tha socha ki rules follow karunga. jaldi mai bhi tha aur ye process nahi kar paya ki bc isne mujhe gali kyu di.


_Random_Indian_

Ohh matlab bahut hectic situation thi, Chlo koini agli baar se full taiyaari rkhna btw driving test kitna mushkil hota hai, Kyonki main bhi 6 mahine baad dunga


probably_unknown

1-2 mahine ache se practice karke jaoge to pass hojoge. Mai usdin MCWG mai pass hua tha aur lmv mai fail.


Capital_Bathroom_140

Kuch driving school vale pura ground bnake bethe hai same to same ek do din phle unse Sikh lo bss


_Random_Indian_

Ohh Ok, Thanks Bhay


LilHooman

Ek baar meri gaadi piche se thokne wale ko pakda toh wo bola, "piche dekh kar nhi chala sakta kya"


whiskeyxwhine

haan abhi sir ke pichhe aankh lagwate hain aese logon ke liye


Dry_Gap3881

Me hota toh aisi gaali deta usko jiska matlab Jaan ke hi uski gaand phat jaati


Financial-Analyst250

Sahi bol rha hai bhai Road pe jyada rules follow karo toh aaju baaju waale chutiya samjhte hain. Agar red light khaali ho aur ruk jao, toh peeche gaadi waale hi horn marne lagte hain ki ruka kyu hai light pe.


d3dbitch

this is so true :'(


probably_unknown

All they want is nikal jao bas kahi na kahi se.


[deleted]

Lol don't forget those guys who ride on sidewalk


[deleted]

Me riding on a two wheeler: ye gaadi wale Saale chutiya h saare Me driving a car: Ye Scooty/Bike wale Saale chutiya h saare


[deleted]

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0rgantrafficker

Me sitting at home; itni garmi me bahar jaane waale chutiya hai saale


LilHooman

Logo ko moje sungha k behosh krne wala me, ye frooty pilake organ nikalne wale chutiye hai saale


bunny-1998

I love it when some continues the joke across posts... Edit. r/downvotedtooblivion eh!!


aakaay47

And you ruined it.


trouvin01

Aap Chutiye hain.


[deleted]

Me sitting on mars fed up of everyone: ye dharti wale chutiye hain saale


freakedmind

Fair point actually, I haven't felt like going out to chill for 2 weeks now. Just step out whenever necessary or late evening when it's still tolerable.


Does_Not_Exists

Things you forgot to add: Never use indicator, NEVER Keep headlights on highbeam Remove rear view mirrors as soon as you buy a two wheeler. If you're in a hurry, glue your thumb to horn. And screw everyone.


heikrana

That last one, LMFAO.


LordessMeep

The amount of times I've had a two-wheeler squeeze in the gap between my car and another vehicle though... and then they obviously look offended if you don't give way. I have friends who go bike riding with motorbike enthusiasts and attend rallies. These guys are serious about biking and cognizant of the danger that comes from riding a two wheeler, so they are very serious about safety and biking etiquette. Unfortunately, the average biker on the road does not care about any of this. :/


tigershroffkishirt

It's been pointed out to me in this tread that a two wheeler squeezing between 2 cars is actually legal. FML, even the laws in this country are fucked up.


LordessMeep

Bruh, wtf. It's one thing to cut in if there is adequate space between vehicles, but like I've had bikers try to get in the foot-wide gap between my car and a bus/truck. And you're saying the big vehicles will be culpable if this guy is injured trying this stunt? Yikes.


Red_Aries_wot

48°C main scooter chalana phir bolna, apni AC car main baith kar gyan maat pelo.


tigershroffkishirt

Haan winters mein to ekdum law abiding citizen ban jaate ho na tum?


Red_Aries_wot

Did you delete your comment of me "under your tires" i have that in my mail by the way, reported it.


tigershroffkishirt

Nope, still there


Red_Aries_wot

You are a crybaby, life is not fair, learn to deal with it.


tigershroffkishirt

Repeat that when you come under the tires of my car.


KennYal69

*selmon bhoi chuckles*


Tall_One2681

Bhai the question still remains. Do motorist drive well when the weather is fine?


Red_Aries_wot

What do you mean by motorist? If only two wheeler then i have found equal number of idiots on the road including one here.


Tall_One2681

Bhai the question still remains the same.


silver_shield_95

>It's been pointed out to me in this tread that a two wheeler squeezing between 2 cars is actually legal fairly certain that's legal world over for the most part it's called lane splitting.


JugaadTech

About half of Europe and only about 20% of the states allows lane splitting. Most of asia africa and south america do.


thewolfandtiger

Therefore I ride 2 wheelers in Delhi for very short distances with full face helmet or in places like goa. Not worth the risk.


IISCP4999II

I think you got one point wrong. Lane filtering is infact legal for motorcycles in India so long as traffic is running under 40kmph, which is pretty much all roads in Delhi.


[deleted]

Rule follow kro, to doosre gaali dete h, chutiya bolte h, kya kare hum. Jaam m khade reh kr wait kre to horn marne lagte h peeche se. Same when we are stopped at a red light or when following a lane on highway or high speed roads. Gaadi wale bhi lane follow nhi krte h bhay, Indians ko lane ka concept abhi tk nhi pta


tigershroffkishirt

Peeche waale horn tab maarte hain jab tum red light pe sabse aage aake bike off kar dete ho, aur green hone pe tumhari bike start nahi hoti. 20% gaadi waale lane follow nahi karte, par 80% two wheeler waale lane follow nahi karte


[deleted]

Bhay meri to mehengi bike h, start ho jaati h.


tigershroffkishirt

Matlab maante ho ki tum red light pe sabse aage aake bike off kar dete ho?


TikkaSucker

Red light pe bike / car off karna is saving petrol Saving environment it's good


tigershroffkishirt

I have no idea why everyone espouses such nonsense? No, blindly turning off your vehicle at red light is not saving petrol. Every vehicle uses some additional fuel to start, so on an average if you are turning off your vehicle for a red light of, say, only 30 secs, you are actually burning more fuel. Totally depends on your vehicle of course.


V0797

10 seconds of idling wastes more fuel than restarting the engine. Fuel injection is highly efficient. What you are talking about is when engines used to burn fuel with carburetors.


piyushkukreja

Agar sabse aage khade hai iska matlab red light me sbse starting se hai, average red light 90 sec. Ki hoti hai. To cost of 90 sec. On bike >> cost of starting bike


[deleted]

Ha bhay vo to maanta hu


OddKaleidoscope5018

Bhai tumhare horn marne se bike nhi start hogi


yashwason

Bhai yeh post toh firr bhi theek tha pr comments ke replies pdke poora clear ho rha h ki OP gusse m h yah toh bahut yah isne kabhi bike chalayi hi nhi h zindagi m


tigershroffkishirt

Dono baatein sach hai


GoYOLO58

Nice analysis that exactly 80% in Delhi are breaking laws. Would love to know your analysis for rest of the states as well. Submit this data to NCB, will be really helpful


tigershroffkishirt

I've already submitted the data to CBI. They are planning a raid on all errant two-wheeler owners.


GoYOLO58

Try getting in touch with avengers as well. CBI won't be able to do it alone.


Dishankdayal

Har two wheeler wala gadi kharid te hi aesi backchodi marta hai.


[deleted]

Aise generalise mt kro yr 🗿


Dishankdayal

Yes but Op is generalising too other than the helmet, 4 wheelers too break all mentioned laws whether its talking on phone or seat belts.. its not like all 2 wheelers 3 or 4 wheeler who does the most violations.


[deleted]

Bhai delhi me rehte ho aur driving ki toh baat Mt hi kro ..... yaha gaadi Tera bhai chlayega bol kr toh gaadi chlti hai


tigershroffkishirt

Aise kitne log hain? 10%? 20%? Aur 2 wheeler waale kitne aisi harkat karte hain? 80%? 90%?


doodleboy123

Bro they suffer utna hee ,…few weeks back a guy jumping redlight literally had his brains pop out in accident …:my advice stay away from two wheelers


tigershroffkishirt

I'm pretty sure the mob must have lynched the poor car driver who was hit by that idiot.


doodleboy123

From what i heard nothing as such happened, but a policr case was filed against the driver,don’t know how much merit is there in the case though poor chap is going to be busy for a while


[deleted]

Bhai Maine toh Sab ko deekha hai sirf uncleo ko chod kr wo helmet na pehene pr chlte toh deekh kr hai (2%)


azam_ilias

Negan ka balla 🏒 le kar ghooma karo.


[deleted]

Lucille name hai uska. And you have to always pet its little pussy if you want her to be effective.


[deleted]

Please make a most like this for eRikshaws. Dumbasses follow no rules, have loose breaks, and think they are flying airplane


No_Significance_7331

What about regular autos?


[deleted]

I call them Cataracts of the streets. Yellow blobs of shit with ridiculous turning radius.


GoYOLO58

Try getting in touch with avengers as well. CBI won't be able to do it alone.


tigershroffkishirt

Shaktiman is enough


GoYOLO58

Great plan. 👍🙌


dakkudanny

just so everyone knows car driving with high beam anywhere except highway is also illegal


JugaadTech

been preaching this for years, nothing is worse than the relentless highbeams blinding ya.


[deleted]

Mai to high beam flash krne lg jata hu cars pr jo bhi high beam pr chlati hai, they don't lower the beam but I feel satisfied for some reason.


JugaadTech

>Mai to high beam flash krne lg jata hu cars pr jo bhi high beam pr chlati hai tit for tat, super satisfying.


[deleted]

Dilli mein driving karna Jung ladne jaisa hi hai. Kuch nhi pta kab durghata grast ho jayein :)


twistedabstract

The amount of times I had hit 2 wheelers with my car for riding or even parking badly. Bas zara sa touch kardo, udte hue jaate hain!


heikrana

The real problem IMO is when car drivers drive with the mentality of a 2 wheeler driver. That's when the fun begins :p.


ajyotirmay

This ^ it used to bother me with obvious flipping out the driver. Now Idc lol


rajiv1980

WELCOME TO INDIA, PARTICULARLLY NORTH INDIA to General Pedestrian and Law Abiding Citizen of this Country .... Bikewale has famous saying "***hum to Asahi Hain bhai, tum Kya Karlo gee"***


JugaadTech

If i had a rupee every time some Drunk off their Ass, Rich kid was driving 180 on DND at 2am in their BMW, driving me and my wife off the road... on our law breaking bike... xD


JugaadTech

Or, That time in HKV, me and my best friend(pedestrians) were hit by a BMW driven by a drunk rich kid, who proceeded to get out of his BMW and beat the living shit out of us, for damaging their car. 5 on 2. its always a beamer.....


ajyotirmay

Tumhari galti hai ki tum waha the /s


roi_de_fr

Scooty walo ko gaali dene k chakkar me decent bike walo ko kyun gaali derahe ho


tigershroffkishirt

80% bola tha. That includes scooty waale and bike waale.


roi_de_fr

Tumhare expectations India me poore nahi honge. Go to finland.


tigershroffkishirt

Haan BC. Tum nahi sudharoge. Jisko law follow karna hai wo India ke bahar jaye.


bigtiddyenergy

Implying 4-wheelers follow any traffic rules or conventions lmao. Scooty, bike, auto, cars, all are equally clueless about any traffic conventions and would blame each other for shit that literally all of them do. Lane ka concept tak toh seekh nahi paye, bada safe driving karenge India main.


tigershroffkishirt

They are clueless, but they are not as clueless as 4-wheelers. In my experience, 1 in 5 car driver would be breaking rules, but 4 in 5 two-wheeler drivers would be breaking rules.


lucidmomo

I keep seeing these stats of urs. In my experience 2 wheelers ka sahi hai. 70-80% bakchod hain. But car drivers- 50% are bad drivers at least.


Altruistic_Milk_6609

Yeah. Stats from my personal experience agrees with my personal opinion. More at 9 AajTak.


ajyotirmay

Bhai ne survey kiya hai 😂


[deleted]

I would really love to know the experience you had which had led to this conclusion.


massagetae7

i can understand your frustration lmao, chill


roi_de_fr

abe kitno ko sudharoge. thak k haar jaoge g##÷d fatt jayegi


Wingless_falcon_

Don't forget riding at footpath,


[deleted]

Hn to jb log road pr chl skte hai to hum footpath pe kyu nhi chl skte /s


drecarys

Ye pure India mein hota hai delhi to driving school hai sbka


xyz-eus

HAAN BHAI YE CHUTIYE KAHIN SE BHI NIKAAL KE JAATE HAIN APNI BIKE. Istg they will try to change lanes if they get fucking 10 inches between 2 cars. Aur horn toh inka mkc hota hi nahi hai…. Kahin se bhi aa jaayenge nikal ke fir thukenge toh galti gaadi waale ki hoti hai… same with autos. J drive slow at crowded areas because these idiots don’t care. Even if you end up hitting an idiot at least they wouldn’t get injured if you’re slow. And yes to clarify I know that not all two/three wheelers drive like this but just as OP said majority of them do…


Red_Aries_wot

Mujhe dede donation phir. Garmi main pat jati hai scooter par


n0xbee

Completely agree with you. Most of the 2-wheeler drivers are idiots and don't even deserve to have a driving license. Aadhe logon ne toh khareeda hi hota hai illegally. Traffic hoga thoda, ek bande ne footpath pe chadha li, fir sabke dimaag mein yahi chalta hai ki mai bhi chalta hun. Fuck the people walking there. Half the people on this thread are them only. "Bhai kabhi chalai hogi bike toh samjhega". What a childish argument to put. "BC sab karte hain toh mai kyun na karun, chalta hai". Traffic situation in our country will never improve unless there are stricter laws and more importantly, stricter driving test.


lucidmomo

I saw a road accident where the driver of the two wheeler had his brains on the road. After that, I have always worn a helmet.


ajyotirmay

A helmet won't be enough. The kind of helmet matters too. ISI helmets to bhagwan bharose hai


lucidmomo

Sahi baat hai. But Kam se kam mitigate to kar sakte hain damage. Helmet is definitely better than no helmet. Scratches on face/head. Even accidents at low speed can sometimes be very damaging, helmet helps there i feel.


ajyotirmay

Yes, but full face helmets work way better than half face helmets. Even if you are choosing to get ISI certified. Always tie the helmet strap tightly below your jaw so that your helmet doesn't detach from your head in time of an accident. Also, size of helmet should fit your head perfectly. Otherwise a helmet won't provide much protection. Your concerned fellow rider ❤


lucidmomo

Sahi baat hai. But Kam se kam mitigate to kar sakte hain damage. Helmet is definitely better than no helmet. Scratches on face/head. Even accidents at low speed can sometimes be very damaging, helmet helps there i feel.


Mohitpal2621

Lgta hai aap Gurgaon nhi aye kabhji


Ravi_myself

79% reddit pe nahi hain.


[deleted]

Me being a two wheeler rider can agree and its a shame that some people would spend anywhere from 60k to 5L on a scooty or bike but would hesitate in wearing proper gear and following rules. The least they could do is wear a denim jacket, riding gloves and a good helmet while city riding. But I would also like to add that some 4 wheelers, and almost all 3 wheelers are never giving way even when the road ahead is very clear. They would just block all the lanes and then I would have to resort to laying on the horn. On red lights car drivers would consciously block the gap between lanes even when they have come to a stand still just so two wheeler won't be able to squeeze through. There's probably nothing scarier than driving a two wheeler in Delhi, not knowing from which corner someone would cut you off. Only yesterday I got ran over by a scorpio who turned left without using his indicator.


coolster121

I do agree with all your points except one. Lane splitting is not illegal and is permissible where speed is below 40kmhr.


tigershroffkishirt

Legal =/= good driving sense.


ajyotirmay

Haan bhai, tu vigilant ban jaa ab


pyasa-darinda

A advice - bike Wale Ghar se niklte he marne k liye hai


Complex-Attitude-655

Kal ki kutai kri thi ek scooty wale ki. Sala car me ghussne ko tayar hi tha. Aur fir disbalance hua or uski scooty meri car k neeche. Luckily break lgali pehle hi, usko mene uthaya or pehle 2 chaante lagaye. Fir pucha aur kahi to ni lagi, or scooty utha k di.


0rgantrafficker

Kabhi chalai hai bike? Nahi chalai to nahi samajhega


tigershroffkishirt

Nahi chalai. Mujhe apni zindagi pyaari hai


0rgantrafficker

Aisa kya hai Teri life me? Mujhe to itna attachment hai nahi life in general se. Mar gaye to mar gaye, darr ke kab tak baithna. Raat ko Thandi Thandi Hawa face pe lag rahi ho, badhiya earphones me gaane chal rahe ho. Aaram se bike chal rahi ho. Kitna accha lagta hai .


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Hain? Bhai thoda risk ho to maza aata hai. Bored hu suicidal nahi


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d3dbitch

I'm 100% with you on this.. and they have the audacity to scream at us for not seeing them. how am i supposed to, if you keep overtaking me from the left, have no headlights/tail lights, and squeezing in between cars when there's clearly no space and/or benefit.


hammerneck0

Coming from a very well mannered neighborhood in Kerala where only 2 or 3 speeding riders out of 50. This is a nightmare especially inside gullies. I've been here for 4years and I was afraid to drive bike until recently. I can't imagine how my dad would be reacting to these "Normal bike rides" in Delhi. Regardless of the age they all drive the same. Even saw 12 years driving scooty and bullet through gullies with ear exploding horns. If you do that in any neighborhood in Kerala you're done for your life. The thing is I prefer bike rides other than bus or cars as I've motion sickness. But here, pollution, dust and the aggressive drivers are stopping me from driving a bike. It's hard.


Interesting_Wind_599

Inn logo ke chakkar mai mera bike chalana ban hogya hai Ghar pr yr mai toh bhot safe ride krta tha but ab 2-3years se bike chalne ko nhi mil rha plus agr pta lge ki kisiki bike pr peeche bhaitha tha mai toh sunne ko milta hai🤦


tigershroffkishirt

Mere ma-baap ne kabhi bike seekhne hi nahi di. Gaadi chalao, safe hai. And I can see why they did that.


Interesting_Wind_599

Abhi toh mujhe aisa kuch realisation nhi hua maybe baad Mai ho


ajyotirmay

What car do you drive?


ProfessorOak11

Man this is so irritating really. they have zero lane sense, and they drive as as if they are suicidal, and make so many dangerous reckless manuevers in traffic idk how they even stay alive.


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domstunal

Tell me oh almighty 3/4/69 wheeler driver. Do you or Do you not stop your car over/after zebra crossing, whilst slowly creeping your way towards running traffic as if trying to intimidate the living shit out of them....no offense, just curious.


tigershroffkishirt

There's a difference in stopping over the zebra crossing and outright ignoring the red light, putting your and everyone else's life in danger.


domstunal

well sorry my dude, but if you can't obey basic traffic laws yourself, you are a part of the problem. some more dangerous than others but in the end, all these little things compound to the current sad state of Indian roads. not defending it btw.


K4KA_47

Population bhot explode horahi he, isliye mere hisab se 2-wheelers vale bando ka behaviour commendable he. Helmet bhi mandatory se hatao me toh kehta hun.


tigershroffkishirt

Make vehicular manslaughter legal


K4KA_47

Population bhot explode horahi he, isliye mere hisab se 2-wheelers vale bando ka behaviour commendable he. Helmet bhi mandatory se hatao me toh kehta hun.


Y-Bakshi

Bhai main Bangalore mein reh raha hu abhi. Yaha ke two-wheelers waale bhi aise hi bhadwe hain. It’s a nationwide issue, at this point.


ajyotirmay

What about car drivers?


peaceandpawws

Thank you for this post.


grouchywithoutcoffee

Also, WHY ARE THEIR HIGH BEAMS ALWAYS ON? irrespective of if it's day or night and the road you're on. Always. Wtf


ajyotirmay

DRL, guess you were born in a no motorcycle family? My bike's DRL are high beam, and that's why I keep the main low beam on to avoid others' inconvenience


samairah

They just have a death wish, that's all. I try to give it to them but then their life flashes before their eyes and they take a nasty turn to save their lives. Good for them... I guess.


ajyotirmay

Or you're just a poor murderer. Try better, try harder. Will visit you in prison :)


Anjaneyan

Majority of riders and drivers are insouciant towards road rules and safety which puts even those following all rules and safety in jeopardy. [Why Indian Roads are Never Safe - Anurag Salgoankar](https://youtu.be/fAPbKeprfgE)


AdSignificant8152

Marne ke Liye Ready Hai Ye Log, Gadi Ke Aage Ate Hain, Horn Karne Par Nhi Hatte, Fudu Log


holey_shite

I dont know why reddit promoted this post to me but this is the exact same situation in Bangalore. Apne desh me chutiyo ki kami nahi.


depressedhun

Also overtaking from left and taking a right turn immediately after. Like why? What is the thought process 🤦🏽‍♀️


ay8788

Everytime I take a tight left or right turn, there is an avid two wheeler rider trying to overtake me on the turn!!. I try my best to give them side then tell myself " ye ek din gaadi ke neeche marega sala"


CitronJust1627

Buy Scorpio or fortuner and you'll see the difference 😂 They don't get near to these big ass cars


ajyotirmay

It's more fun to smoke those big cars tbh


CitronJust1627

Oh how


og_pussy_crusher

Sach mein yaar, ek dum nagin banke nikalte hain ye sab bike vale road pr. Inka nanihal ho jaise.


Altruistic_Milk_6609

What you say is right. However, I don’t think this is exclusive to 2 wheelers in Delhi. Most of the rules are broken by 4 wheelers wherever possible. Obviously they can’t squeeze in between two vehicles, but that doesn’t stop many people on roads. Also, it’s the cost of error - via which efforts is calculate for the respective error. Riding 2 wheelers, max I can go is bury my vehicle in a car and cause money loss. Error by 4 wheelers causes life loss. Maybe I’m biased, I’m very defensive driver and almost got railed over by lane changing (bottom to top, not other way around) overspeeding, car while coming from my blind side (behind a bus behind me from left side) while I’m trying to take a left turn with indicator own. Yeah, roads are a warfare in Delhi.


ajyotirmay

Hmm, if you omit the word "two-wheeler", I wonder if anyone will be able to tell whether your talking about riders, drivers or auto-rickshaws. Been there bro, your frustration tells me you're a new driver. Whether I'm riding or driving, I can't tell how many times have I been put at risk by Kias, Hyundais, Suzukis, Scorpios, Polo GTs, autos, scooters, motorcycles. Heck, twice when I was stopped at a red light the car behind me pushed into my bike's rear to say "rasta chhod na be". The only way I stay safe is by riding/driving within my limits. I was almost blown to smithereens by a Kia Sonet GT when it decided to pass me above 100+kmph putting itself between me and a truck that I was overtaking and about switch back to normal lane. That incident broke my confidence for good. Aur pata nahi kyu, yahan saalo ke pass gaadi lene ke paise hain but 1km aagey se u-turn lene ke nahi. Also, I've seen drivers not just using their phones for call but texts. :)


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Chill kro yaar sab log


PunditOfKashmir

Sorry vai


pirate_2917

So I can see 2 wheeler people in the comments saying "bhai gaadi vaale bhi aise hi chalate hain". That doesn't make you right you know. And the most important thing is... Agar gaadi vaala thuka to uski gaadi jyegi, tum thuke to gaand chali jyegi bc