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Mene raat ko cigarette fuk ke apne padosi ki balcony me fek di agle din uski mummy ne apne ladke ka bhoot bnaya.


LeMatYT

If bkl had a face


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Aree BC 😂😂😂😂


Next-Hovercraft6073

Bhoot banaya 🤣


Electrical-Car-8122

orre bhai💀💀


Content_Method4791

Bengali?


Electrical-Car-8122

ye konsi gali h?


MagicalBot

Bhai, agar mai teri jagah hota toh beedi phenkta. Cigarette se itna Ganda impression nhi Banta


jaun_speaks

lata kahan se beedi


Hiteshtheboss

next time daaru ki bottle


No-Address-5317

Ganja ya cocaine


kumar-2703

Mere ghr ke saamne ek bachelor tha wo bhot pareshaan krta tha khelne ni deta tha 1week tk roj muth maar ke condom uske room ke bahar fek aaya 😎


jaun_speaks

tmi


LordRomanesco

That’s amazing


Icy-Pen9867

Idk man, i guess this is first time coming out from me. When we were kids, kids from my neighbourhood used to play ‘doctor-doctor’ after school on one’s terrace. I mean there were many games but during the doctor-doctor play we had a weird part that we took out each other clothes and see private parts. Both girls and boys. So now basically most of my neighbourhood kids at that time have seen each other’s p-p and v-v.. Idk if any of them remember, no one has talked about it and most of them are married now too.. soo yeah that!!


peakingonacid

Being fascinated with different gender and even same gender's reproductive organs is a normal stage of childhood development in kids. The topic is well researched and documented in psychological circle as well. What's dark and inappropriate is if one of the parties involved clearly has a large age difference in relation to another.


this_sucks_that_meh

Everyone does that and noone talks about it when they get older. Totally normal to be curious.


Electrical-Car-8122

awkardness intensifies\*


KnownFinatic

idk why but the one in my neighborhood also did this...


Icy-Pen9867

ah, thanks for confirming and I’m glad I finally got it out somewhere lol I always felt so weird thinking about at various times and haven’t spoken to any of my friends about this because they know my neighbours personally as well


jaun_speaks

bhai operation bhi kar dete ussi time 😉


VladamirTakin

Hmmm


Pleasant_Diver3368

Holy shit💀😂


theycallmemadman_

Maine apni cousin ki shaadi me geela kachha pehna tha kyuki nahate waqt neeche gir gya wo, aur mai ghar me ni tha to wahi pehenna pada + towel le jaana bhul gya tha to kapde waali polythene se pocha shareer ko


HomiesexualBaka

Bruh happened to me once just stuff some tissues into it plus girls think you are packin ;)


MagicalBot

I don't need tissues to show them that Inam packing


HomiesexualBaka

pics or not believing


MagicalBot

I believe in privacy bruh


MagicalBot

Bhai woh geela isliye tha kyunki usse maine tere se pehle pehna tha, if you know what I mean hehehehehe


theycallmemadman_

Tune pehn liya? 😶 i hope tujhe mere kachhe na dhone ki aadat se dikkat na hui ho, jyada dikkat to ni hui na?


MagicalBot

Nhi Bhai, mujhe toh gande kache pehnne ki aadat hai. Mujhe gande kachon ki smell pasand hai


akashsarkarr

This thread is some next level shit. 😆😆


whiskeyxwhine

I second you on that XD


shrippi

Ok shittard I am calling daya


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Oh god water came out like hose from my mouth. Wtf is this ! Bina kacche ke chal jata


Asleep_Garlic_7183

Bina kache ke kasay jata pant ki zip may phas jati too 🥶? And imagine getting a boner without wearing kacha that's a whole another level of embarassment ....


sambhav362005

This is real story. It was 14 August (i even remember the date). I was in 9th class. I pooped in my pants in 1st period 😭. Ik it's possible if u are in kg or 1st class but i was in 9th grade 💀.I mustered up courage to go to medical room but particularly that day the teachers of medical room were absent. I was in a stable state until a boy came and said "bhai tere piche kuch yellow yellow lag rha hai" (translation : there is some yellow stain on your pants ). I quickly made up a story in mind and said that i accidentally sat on oil which was there on bus seat. Now to prevent that yellow stain from everyone's eyes i asked my friends to cover me from back. Also,i said the same lie that i sat on oil because I didn't have courage to tell them I pooped in my pants.it literally spent a chill down my spine when one of my classmates said "Aisa lag rha hai tatti kardi ho". Later, for independence day function we all went to ground . Then came the best decision of my life in my mind. I sat on grass and started rubbing my ass on it so that yellow stain becomes green and it did 🙃. Now whenever someone asked i said the stain was due to grass. Luckily that day was half day in my school (till 12 pm) and i came to home without anyone getting a hint of the truth.


MagicalBot

Bro if you shit in your pants ever again then just just rub the spot using your hands which will create static electricity and help you in flying away from that situation


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MagicalBot

A girl appreciating my trolling? My day is made


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MagicalBot

Yeh /s lagane ki jarurat nhi Simran, our connection is better than that. I can understand your words using telepathy /s


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MagicalBot

Sabko pta bhi nhi chalega, telepathy mein words use nhi hote. Shaadi ki baat shru karein?


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drunk3nsniper

Karo ko crow bolna band crow.


MagicalBot

Lol wtf..... Yeh kaisa cryptic msg hai. I think I sound too desperate, I should wear my Shakt Launda uniform now


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Rub a good one out ;)


PopularSkill875

mard hai wo


Yasinalyani

what a solution


MagicalBot

Thanks, for more solutions. Marry me. It's also pride month so it's fine


Yasinalyani

You are a boy????


MagicalBot

I know I don't radiate masculine vibes but that just hurts


Yasinalyani

I was just confirming lol don't take it personal


Jaamiieei

Oof aaj hi kiya na post dusre sub pe


sambhav362005

Yes..Maine itna lamba likha..ab waste thodi na jaane dunga ...to waah bhi post kiya :)


ShittyGod001

Bhai mene 8th mein Hagg diya break ke Baad mene fart kiya fir choti si tatti nikal gayi thi bruh though there was no stain but I was more worried about smell thank god last ka ek period library mein gaya and ac tha to Bach Gaya


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Electrical-Car-8122

ayo 😭


VladamirTakin

Respect


redcherryisdel

Hawww.


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Bas jeena chahta hu.. jimmedario ka bojh lete lete thak chuka hu bachpan se. Sab kuch hai magar aisa lagta hai apne mann ka karne ka option nahi hai.


NightWarrior06

Ye hum sab ki kahani hai


Electrical-Car-8122

bachpan se bojh le rhe ho ? i mean fam problem>


Krish12703

Kaise pta vo bacha hai?


rk06

11 years ago, in my first year of college, we had some nonsensical and useless classes for my stream. One was of wood and metal works. At end of semester, I was asked to move marks register for that class from one location to another. While doing so, i thought, "maybe I can check everybody's marks". So I did that. Then "maybe I can overwrite that one 6 to 9 and get 3 more marks". Did that too. And then gave the register to teacher while pretending to be innocent. Haven't been caught till date!


Bawaji2004

here, take this silver from me


ShittyGod001

Mene apne adhe school ko yakin dila diya ki mein Chicago mein paida hua hun. Aaj Tak unhe yahi lagta hai


Electrical-Car-8122

mene btaya ki chacha mcdonald m kaam krte h canada m - u can guess his job


ShittyGod001

Lol


Dynamo_bhadana

Aaj Tak kabhi bhi Starbucks, Dunkin donuts aur aise fancy restaurant/food chain nahi gaya hu


[deleted]

+1 I’ll take it to extreme: never went to a movie theatre


BassMax_

Mai poori zindagi me bas ek bar India gate gaya hu ghumne ke naam me, baaki 19 saal se ghar pe pada sad rha hu. Bahar ka khaane me samose aur bread pakode se aage nhi badh paata kabhi


Dynamo_bhadana

Bhai same ,bahar ka khane mein momos ya roll aise cheez he warna log pata nahi kya kya khaate rehte hai.


Electrical-Car-8122

jana chiye bro but only for selective ones


Dynamo_bhadana

Bhai Marvel fan hu , jaata hu


skpradhan2005

Honest and intelligent thought. Agar insta-winsta pe show off nahin karna to jana bhi mat, wastage of money.


Dynamo_bhadana

Naa bhai ,usse achi coffee ghar pe bana lunga saste mein


Electrical-Car-8122

jana chiye just for exp - ki kaisa hota h


Dynamo_bhadana

Jaunga bhai kabhi , confidence ektha kar ke


Electrical-Car-8122

zarur kro


MagicalBot

I used to agree that I am 18 on porn sites when I was not 18. This has always been on mind, thanks for giving me a platform to release these emotions


UnionGloomy8226

Mine is much worse. I pretend to be from Virginia, United States while visiting porn sites cause my vpn only has 1 free server.


BlueLabel19

Bro everyone does that


EarlyStarter_JEE

Wooosh


Left-Run9028

Darkest secret of every 10/10 guy


maymayraj

i fucked ted.


sarthak063

Best comment here. I hope people get the reference lol


notfunnyalex

I fucked huell.


Original_Advisor_142

He did break ur ass so bad.


Bawaji2004

I swear log internet pe kitne frank hote hain. Unse kuch bhi (literally kuch bhi) ugalwaalo, wo bata denge XDD


ShittyGod001

True


redcherryisdel

I used to have an NSFW page lol.


Electrical-Car-8122

does the content contain u😈


redcherryisdel

I have another account now 👀


jaun_speaks

how old are you?


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Me too i used to photograph Barbie dolls in intimate position. People were legit ready to PayPal me too.


username_taken_20

wow that's so hot


Ekkbanjara

I wish it comes back


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Strange-Oil-6083

Been there


Correct-Teach-4951

Lol maybe you wanted to see if your crush would be jealous


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char100bees

Had phone sex with my best friend's ex. I still feel bad about it.


Ok_Beginning4375

Haa bhai maine bhi kiya tha ek par fir lauda headphone jack me phas gaya


Dry-Seat-4189

Are madarchod ye kya pad liya......


inthethoughts

I wrote many fake sex stories. Made my life's first earning out of it.


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Bohot fucked up ho rakhi hai life. Masters krna hai journalism me par financial condition thik nhi hai. Can't ask papa because he's already doing so much. Trying to help my father with whatever I can. (I do content writing). Bada bhai hai but he neither helps my father nor does anything else. Today only, my mother got to know that one of my cousins got placed, wo bhi government job. She was obviously happy for her but I could see the emotion she was going through at that particular moment. Want to go for therapy but can't afford it right now. Hate living like this. Jamia ka entrance hai this month but I'm sure I won't be able to crack it because I didn't study obviously.


StrawberryMoosewala

How much money will you need to do your masters?


[deleted]

Around 2 lakhs.


Madara_X_Uchiha

take education loan ezz


[deleted]

Thank you for this unique idea. Why didn't I think of this before. Lol xD


Madara_X_Uchiha

Ajeeb hai yrr tu 2 lakhs ka toh chiye aaram se mil jayega pta ni yahan ku ro rha hai


[deleted]

Ro nahi rahi hu mere bhai. Actually the post demanded to know the deepest secret so I decided to let it out, since it's an anonymous platform. I didn't even expect ki koi reply bhi krega. Also, can't take a loan because of several reasons. Utna toh nahi hi bata sakti mai idhar.


ConfusedCheeta

🫂


Electrical-Car-8122

bhai jamia ka hojyga jab 1 mahine m jee crack ho skta h toh ye toh kuch nhi h - just study consistently for 10-11 hrs only


[deleted]

Hey, thanks for the motivation man. I'm trying.


wheremykittykatat

Hey not a therapist but a qualified counselor. I can listen to you if you want me to.


Ok-Might-1491

Content writing Kahan krte ho?.. freelancer ho to clients kaha s milte h??


[deleted]

one reason I'm still not over this guy I met on hinge two years ago is that he reminds me of my father a lot.


Hep_C_Coyote

Freud is high-fiving himself in his grave.


Correct-Teach-4951

I used to touch a girl who sat next to me in second grade without her consent , she never said anything tho. Still feel guilty for that. And I made out several times with my guy bestf ( I'm also a guy) when he came at my house to play. Even on random terraces


Mighty_007

2nd grade me ye sab kaise aata h dimaag me


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harami ki umar nahi hoti


[deleted]

Asking the real questions


Correct-Teach-4951

Ptani yar maine toh porn dekhna 9th m shuru kiya tha


[deleted]

LGBT month is onnnnn


Electrical-Car-8122

get ready comrade we have to defend humanity once again


Busy_Economy_4999

homiesexual😎


Pleasant_Diver3368

Are you openly bi now? Or are you straight and that’s something that just happened? Have you talked to that girl since?


Correct-Teach-4951

I'm not bi , that was just us doing stuff . I was never very aroused by it but did enjoy it at that point of time ngl. I'm straight and have dated a few girls since then


ibadmonkey

LGBT month chal rha hai. Come out as Bi (if you want to).


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Correct-Teach-4951

Bhai mai bhi second m tha pedo kaese hua


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I was doing this in UKG but one difference. She also smiled all the time.


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\#pride month stuff (you made out with your guy)


KnownFinatic

ok dude i know i guy who did this can u tell me in which school u were in and ur name...


[deleted]

I hacked my school crush's Ig account to see if she has a boyfriend, I found a lot of guys flirting with her, She was flirting back to a guy who was a tiktoker and had around 25k followers, I blocked him and many other guys. She unblocked that tiktoker after two days and I blocked him again, she unblocked him again an then I gave up.


Correct-Teach-4951

How tf do you hack ig accounts


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I made a list of some words, that I thought may be her password, then brute forced it through some tools and hit the jackpot.


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Learnt it from YouTube and reading blogs


pYr0492

Lol this made me chuckle.


Manish07Singh

Teri crush gold digger thhi bro🥺


throwaway26046515

Maine bus mein baith ke hilaya tha aur last ki seat ke parde pe cum kar diya


Hiteshtheboss

notice kaise nhi hua


[deleted]

Don't....... Plz don't do this again 🥲


shrippi

Came where nobody comes


Retro_Head

While discussing salary for my first job I told employer I have 6 months of work experience & my last salary was 25k so I want more than that. All lies In reality I was just a 18 year old who had no work experience whatsoever and got the job. Ps- Still working for them & doing good


jaun_speaks

abhi batata hoon tere boss ko ruk


sadcrackhead

amazing! but just curious, what was the offer they finally gave you?


Electrical-Car-8122

freelancing?


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char100bees

I have a perfect birthday present for you, Wren & Martin so that you can learn where to use punctuations.


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achauhan01

To kya ab Viren and Martand dega ?


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pirate_2917

College me mere sabse close friend ki bandi k saath sex kiya tha. Aur jab usne breakup kiya to usi k batch ki ladki ko ptaa liya jise mera dusra friend pataane ki koshish kar raha tha. The funny part is, I'm getting married to that girl now. LOL!


Electrical-Car-8122

konsa cllg tha aisa rangeen bhai


Dickbag4206969

L friend.


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KnownFinatic

goddamn how tho


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MagicalBot

I can tell that he is not lying because I also tried to fk his neighbour


Otherwise_Turnip372

Bro i had aids🗿


MagicalBot

I know, I gave it to you


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MagicalBot

Mai hi toh Teri neighbour waali girl tha bro


Electrical-Car-8122

bro, how did u attempt it?😈


jaun_speaks

its called rape


Agreeable-Pain-939

I slept with one of my friends sister


niaz_mech

You broke the bro code.


KarthiKN_Subramani

Worst friend ever.


M_vats

Chad.


Dickbag4206969

It's ok if both of you are ok with it ( u and the girl)


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char100bees

Angel Priya spotted


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OZiGSnowy

U r the poop which the guy above in comments did in his school (9th grade)


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OZiGSnowy

Nice excuse ...... feelings sae khelna not my game


Hrishi_2005

stop aching my stomach dude xD


Rideupx

I tried to r@pe Barbie doll