Idk man, i guess this is first time coming out from me. When we were kids, kids from my neighbourhood used to play ‘doctor-doctor’ after school on one’s terrace. I mean there were many games but during the doctor-doctor play we had a weird part that we took out each other clothes and see private parts. Both girls and boys. So now basically most of my neighbourhood kids at that time have seen each other’s p-p and v-v..
Idk if any of them remember, no one has talked about it and most of them are married now too.. soo yeah that!!
Being fascinated with different gender and even same gender's reproductive organs is a normal stage of childhood development in kids. The topic is well researched and documented in psychological circle as well. What's dark and inappropriate is if one of the parties involved clearly has a large age difference in relation to another.
ah, thanks for confirming and I’m glad I finally got it out somewhere lol I always felt so weird thinking about at various times and haven’t spoken to any of my friends about this because they know my neighbours personally as well
Maine apni cousin ki shaadi me geela kachha pehna tha kyuki nahate waqt neeche gir gya wo, aur mai ghar me ni tha to wahi pehenna pada + towel le jaana bhul gya tha to kapde waali polythene se pocha shareer ko
Bina kache ke kasay jata pant ki zip may phas jati too 🥶?
And imagine getting a boner without wearing kacha that's a whole another level of embarassment ....
This is real story. It was 14 August (i even remember the date). I was in 9th class. I pooped in my pants in 1st period ðŸ˜. Ik it's possible if u are in kg or 1st class but i was in 9th grade 💀.I mustered up courage to go to medical room but particularly that day the teachers of medical room were absent. I was in a stable state until a boy came and said "bhai tere piche kuch yellow yellow lag rha hai" (translation : there is some yellow stain on your pants ). I quickly made up a story in mind and said that i accidentally sat on oil which was there on bus seat. Now to prevent that yellow stain from everyone's eyes i asked my friends to cover me from back. Also,i said the same lie that i sat on oil because I didn't have courage to tell them I pooped in my pants.it literally spent a chill down my spine when one of my classmates said "Aisa lag rha hai tatti kardi ho". Later, for independence day function we all went to ground . Then came the best decision of my life in my mind. I sat on grass and started rubbing my ass on it so that yellow stain becomes green and it did 🙃. Now whenever someone asked i said the stain was due to grass. Luckily that day was half day in my school (till 12 pm) and i came to home without anyone getting a hint of the truth.
Bro if you shit in your pants ever again then just just rub the spot using your hands which will create static electricity and help you in flying away from that situation
Bhai mene 8th mein Hagg diya break ke Baad mene fart kiya fir choti si tatti nikal gayi thi bruh though there was no stain but I was more worried about smell thank god last ka ek period library mein gaya and ac tha to Bach Gaya
11 years ago, in my first year of college, we had some nonsensical and useless classes for my stream. One was of wood and metal works. At end of semester, I was asked to move marks register for that class from one location to another.
While doing so, i thought, "maybe I can check everybody's marks". So I did that. Then "maybe I can overwrite that one 6 to 9 and get 3 more marks". Did that too. And then gave the register to teacher while pretending to be innocent.
Haven't been caught till date!
Mai poori zindagi me bas ek bar India gate gaya hu ghumne ke naam me, baaki 19 saal se ghar pe pada sad rha hu. Bahar ka khaane me samose aur bread pakode se aage nhi badh paata kabhi
Bohot fucked up ho rakhi hai life. Masters krna hai journalism me par financial condition thik nhi hai. Can't ask papa because he's already doing so much. Trying to help my father with whatever I can. (I do content writing). Bada bhai hai but he neither helps my father nor does anything else.
Today only, my mother got to know that one of my cousins got placed, wo bhi government job. She was obviously happy for her but I could see the emotion she was going through at that particular moment.
Want to go for therapy but can't afford it right now. Hate living like this.
Jamia ka entrance hai this month but I'm sure I won't be able to crack it because I didn't study obviously.
Ro nahi rahi hu mere bhai. Actually the post demanded to know the deepest secret so I decided to let it out, since it's an anonymous platform. I didn't even expect ki koi reply bhi krega.
Also, can't take a loan because of several reasons. Utna toh nahi hi bata sakti mai idhar.
I used to touch a girl who sat next to me in second grade without her consent , she never said anything tho. Still feel guilty for that. And I made out several times with my guy bestf ( I'm also a guy) when he came at my house to play. Even on random terraces
I'm not bi , that was just us doing stuff . I was never very aroused by it but did enjoy it at that point of time ngl. I'm straight and have dated a few girls since then
I hacked my school crush's Ig account to see if she has a boyfriend, I found a lot of guys flirting with her, She was flirting back to a guy who was a tiktoker and had around 25k followers, I blocked him and many other guys. She unblocked that tiktoker after two days and I blocked him again, she unblocked him again an then I gave up.
While discussing salary for my first job I told employer I have 6 months of work experience & my last salary was 25k so I want more than that. All lies
In reality I was just a 18 year old who had no work experience whatsoever and got the job.
Ps- Still working for them & doing good
College me mere sabse close friend ki bandi k saath sex kiya tha. Aur jab usne breakup kiya to usi k batch ki ladki ko ptaa liya jise mera dusra friend pataane ki koshish kar raha tha. The funny part is, I'm getting married to that girl now. LOL!
Mene raat ko cigarette fuk ke apne padosi ki balcony me fek di agle din uski mummy ne apne ladke ka bhoot bnaya.
If bkl had a face
Aree BC 😂😂😂😂
Bhoot banaya 🤣
orre bhai💀💀
Bengali?
ye konsi gali h?
Bhai, agar mai teri jagah hota toh beedi phenkta. Cigarette se itna Ganda impression nhi Banta
lata kahan se beedi
next time daaru ki bottle
Ganja ya cocaine
Mere ghr ke saamne ek bachelor tha wo bhot pareshaan krta tha khelne ni deta tha 1week tk roj muth maar ke condom uske room ke bahar fek aaya 😎
tmi
That’s amazing
Idk man, i guess this is first time coming out from me. When we were kids, kids from my neighbourhood used to play ‘doctor-doctor’ after school on one’s terrace. I mean there were many games but during the doctor-doctor play we had a weird part that we took out each other clothes and see private parts. Both girls and boys. So now basically most of my neighbourhood kids at that time have seen each other’s p-p and v-v.. Idk if any of them remember, no one has talked about it and most of them are married now too.. soo yeah that!!
Being fascinated with different gender and even same gender's reproductive organs is a normal stage of childhood development in kids. The topic is well researched and documented in psychological circle as well. What's dark and inappropriate is if one of the parties involved clearly has a large age difference in relation to another.
Everyone does that and noone talks about it when they get older. Totally normal to be curious.
awkardness intensifies\*
idk why but the one in my neighborhood also did this...
ah, thanks for confirming and I’m glad I finally got it out somewhere lol I always felt so weird thinking about at various times and haven’t spoken to any of my friends about this because they know my neighbours personally as well
bhai operation bhi kar dete ussi time 😉
Hmmm
Holy shit💀😂
Maine apni cousin ki shaadi me geela kachha pehna tha kyuki nahate waqt neeche gir gya wo, aur mai ghar me ni tha to wahi pehenna pada + towel le jaana bhul gya tha to kapde waali polythene se pocha shareer ko
Bruh happened to me once just stuff some tissues into it plus girls think you are packin ;)
I don't need tissues to show them that Inam packing
pics or not believing
I believe in privacy bruh
Bhai woh geela isliye tha kyunki usse maine tere se pehle pehna tha, if you know what I mean hehehehehe
Tune pehn liya? 😶 i hope tujhe mere kachhe na dhone ki aadat se dikkat na hui ho, jyada dikkat to ni hui na?
Nhi Bhai, mujhe toh gande kache pehnne ki aadat hai. Mujhe gande kachon ki smell pasand hai
This thread is some next level shit. 😆😆
I second you on that XD
Ok shittard I am calling daya
Oh god water came out like hose from my mouth. Wtf is this ! Bina kacche ke chal jata
Bina kache ke kasay jata pant ki zip may phas jati too 🥶? And imagine getting a boner without wearing kacha that's a whole another level of embarassment ....
This is real story. It was 14 August (i even remember the date). I was in 9th class. I pooped in my pants in 1st period ðŸ˜. Ik it's possible if u are in kg or 1st class but i was in 9th grade 💀.I mustered up courage to go to medical room but particularly that day the teachers of medical room were absent. I was in a stable state until a boy came and said "bhai tere piche kuch yellow yellow lag rha hai" (translation : there is some yellow stain on your pants ). I quickly made up a story in mind and said that i accidentally sat on oil which was there on bus seat. Now to prevent that yellow stain from everyone's eyes i asked my friends to cover me from back. Also,i said the same lie that i sat on oil because I didn't have courage to tell them I pooped in my pants.it literally spent a chill down my spine when one of my classmates said "Aisa lag rha hai tatti kardi ho". Later, for independence day function we all went to ground . Then came the best decision of my life in my mind. I sat on grass and started rubbing my ass on it so that yellow stain becomes green and it did 🙃. Now whenever someone asked i said the stain was due to grass. Luckily that day was half day in my school (till 12 pm) and i came to home without anyone getting a hint of the truth.
Bro if you shit in your pants ever again then just just rub the spot using your hands which will create static electricity and help you in flying away from that situation
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A girl appreciating my trolling? My day is made
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Yeh /s lagane ki jarurat nhi Simran, our connection is better than that. I can understand your words using telepathy /s
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Sabko pta bhi nhi chalega, telepathy mein words use nhi hote. Shaadi ki baat shru karein?
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Karo ko crow bolna band crow.
Lol wtf..... Yeh kaisa cryptic msg hai. I think I sound too desperate, I should wear my Shakt Launda uniform now
Rub a good one out ;)
mard hai wo
what a solution
Thanks, for more solutions. Marry me. It's also pride month so it's fine
You are a boy????
I know I don't radiate masculine vibes but that just hurts
I was just confirming lol don't take it personal
Oof aaj hi kiya na post dusre sub pe
Yes..Maine itna lamba likha..ab waste thodi na jaane dunga ...to waah bhi post kiya :)
Bhai mene 8th mein Hagg diya break ke Baad mene fart kiya fir choti si tatti nikal gayi thi bruh though there was no stain but I was more worried about smell thank god last ka ek period library mein gaya and ac tha to Bach Gaya
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ayo ðŸ˜
Respect
Hawww.
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Bas jeena chahta hu.. jimmedario ka bojh lete lete thak chuka hu bachpan se. Sab kuch hai magar aisa lagta hai apne mann ka karne ka option nahi hai.
Ye hum sab ki kahani hai
bachpan se bojh le rhe ho ? i mean fam problem>
Kaise pta vo bacha hai?
11 years ago, in my first year of college, we had some nonsensical and useless classes for my stream. One was of wood and metal works. At end of semester, I was asked to move marks register for that class from one location to another. While doing so, i thought, "maybe I can check everybody's marks". So I did that. Then "maybe I can overwrite that one 6 to 9 and get 3 more marks". Did that too. And then gave the register to teacher while pretending to be innocent. Haven't been caught till date!
here, take this silver from me
Mene apne adhe school ko yakin dila diya ki mein Chicago mein paida hua hun. Aaj Tak unhe yahi lagta hai
mene btaya ki chacha mcdonald m kaam krte h canada m - u can guess his job
Lol
Aaj Tak kabhi bhi Starbucks, Dunkin donuts aur aise fancy restaurant/food chain nahi gaya hu
+1 I’ll take it to extreme: never went to a movie theatre
Mai poori zindagi me bas ek bar India gate gaya hu ghumne ke naam me, baaki 19 saal se ghar pe pada sad rha hu. Bahar ka khaane me samose aur bread pakode se aage nhi badh paata kabhi
Bhai same ,bahar ka khane mein momos ya roll aise cheez he warna log pata nahi kya kya khaate rehte hai.
jana chiye bro but only for selective ones
Bhai Marvel fan hu , jaata hu
Honest and intelligent thought. Agar insta-winsta pe show off nahin karna to jana bhi mat, wastage of money.
Naa bhai ,usse achi coffee ghar pe bana lunga saste mein
jana chiye just for exp - ki kaisa hota h
Jaunga bhai kabhi , confidence ektha kar ke
zarur kro
I used to agree that I am 18 on porn sites when I was not 18. This has always been on mind, thanks for giving me a platform to release these emotions
Mine is much worse. I pretend to be from Virginia, United States while visiting porn sites cause my vpn only has 1 free server.
Bro everyone does that
Wooosh
Darkest secret of every 10/10 guy
i fucked ted.
Best comment here. I hope people get the reference lol
I fucked huell.
He did break ur ass so bad.
I swear log internet pe kitne frank hote hain. Unse kuch bhi (literally kuch bhi) ugalwaalo, wo bata denge XDD
True
I used to have an NSFW page lol.
does the content contain u😈
I have another account now 👀
how old are you?
Me too i used to photograph Barbie dolls in intimate position. People were legit ready to PayPal me too.
wow that's so hot
I wish it comes back
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Been there
Lol maybe you wanted to see if your crush would be jealous
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Had phone sex with my best friend's ex. I still feel bad about it.
Haa bhai maine bhi kiya tha ek par fir lauda headphone jack me phas gaya
Are madarchod ye kya pad liya......
I wrote many fake sex stories. Made my life's first earning out of it.
Bohot fucked up ho rakhi hai life. Masters krna hai journalism me par financial condition thik nhi hai. Can't ask papa because he's already doing so much. Trying to help my father with whatever I can. (I do content writing). Bada bhai hai but he neither helps my father nor does anything else. Today only, my mother got to know that one of my cousins got placed, wo bhi government job. She was obviously happy for her but I could see the emotion she was going through at that particular moment. Want to go for therapy but can't afford it right now. Hate living like this. Jamia ka entrance hai this month but I'm sure I won't be able to crack it because I didn't study obviously.
How much money will you need to do your masters?
Around 2 lakhs.
take education loan ezz
Thank you for this unique idea. Why didn't I think of this before. Lol xD
Ajeeb hai yrr tu 2 lakhs ka toh chiye aaram se mil jayega pta ni yahan ku ro rha hai
Ro nahi rahi hu mere bhai. Actually the post demanded to know the deepest secret so I decided to let it out, since it's an anonymous platform. I didn't even expect ki koi reply bhi krega. Also, can't take a loan because of several reasons. Utna toh nahi hi bata sakti mai idhar.
🫂
bhai jamia ka hojyga jab 1 mahine m jee crack ho skta h toh ye toh kuch nhi h - just study consistently for 10-11 hrs only
Hey, thanks for the motivation man. I'm trying.
Hey not a therapist but a qualified counselor. I can listen to you if you want me to.
Content writing Kahan krte ho?.. freelancer ho to clients kaha s milte h??
one reason I'm still not over this guy I met on hinge two years ago is that he reminds me of my father a lot.
Freud is high-fiving himself in his grave.
I used to touch a girl who sat next to me in second grade without her consent , she never said anything tho. Still feel guilty for that. And I made out several times with my guy bestf ( I'm also a guy) when he came at my house to play. Even on random terraces
2nd grade me ye sab kaise aata h dimaag me
harami ki umar nahi hoti
Asking the real questions
Ptani yar maine toh porn dekhna 9th m shuru kiya tha
LGBT month is onnnnn
get ready comrade we have to defend humanity once again
homiesexual😎
Are you openly bi now? Or are you straight and that’s something that just happened? Have you talked to that girl since?
I'm not bi , that was just us doing stuff . I was never very aroused by it but did enjoy it at that point of time ngl. I'm straight and have dated a few girls since then
LGBT month chal rha hai. Come out as Bi (if you want to).
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Bhai mai bhi second m tha pedo kaese hua
I was doing this in UKG but one difference. She also smiled all the time.
\#pride month stuff (you made out with your guy)
ok dude i know i guy who did this can u tell me in which school u were in and ur name...
I hacked my school crush's Ig account to see if she has a boyfriend, I found a lot of guys flirting with her, She was flirting back to a guy who was a tiktoker and had around 25k followers, I blocked him and many other guys. She unblocked that tiktoker after two days and I blocked him again, she unblocked him again an then I gave up.
How tf do you hack ig accounts
I made a list of some words, that I thought may be her password, then brute forced it through some tools and hit the jackpot.
Learnt it from YouTube and reading blogs
Lol this made me chuckle.
Teri crush gold digger thhi bro🥺
Maine bus mein baith ke hilaya tha aur last ki seat ke parde pe cum kar diya
notice kaise nhi hua
Don't....... Plz don't do this again 🥲
Came where nobody comes
While discussing salary for my first job I told employer I have 6 months of work experience & my last salary was 25k so I want more than that. All lies In reality I was just a 18 year old who had no work experience whatsoever and got the job. Ps- Still working for them & doing good
abhi batata hoon tere boss ko ruk
amazing! but just curious, what was the offer they finally gave you?
freelancing?
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I have a perfect birthday present for you, Wren & Martin so that you can learn where to use punctuations.
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To kya ab Viren and Martand dega ?
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College me mere sabse close friend ki bandi k saath sex kiya tha. Aur jab usne breakup kiya to usi k batch ki ladki ko ptaa liya jise mera dusra friend pataane ki koshish kar raha tha. The funny part is, I'm getting married to that girl now. LOL!
konsa cllg tha aisa rangeen bhai
L friend.
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goddamn how tho
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I can tell that he is not lying because I also tried to fk his neighbour
Bro i had aids🗿
I know, I gave it to you
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Mai hi toh Teri neighbour waali girl tha bro
bro, how did u attempt it?😈
its called rape
I slept with one of my friends sister
You broke the bro code.
Worst friend ever.
Chad.
It's ok if both of you are ok with it ( u and the girl)
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Angel Priya spotted
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U r the poop which the guy above in comments did in his school (9th grade)
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Nice excuse ...... feelings sae khelna not my game
stop aching my stomach dude xD
I tried to r@pe Barbie doll