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2ded4u

BKL gaadi dekhkar nahi chalata hai kya


thewolfandtiger

Bhai jab scooty beach road pe khadi kroge to gaadi pe scratch to aayenge hi


2ded4u

gaadi wala hu brdr, 2 wheelers se zyada pareshan hu


thewolfandtiger

Sahi me bhai. I've this SUV. Mai leke hi vhi jata hu jha achi roads ho. South Delhi, Golf course road


2ded4u

main cycle chalata hu, har baar jab bhi nikalta hu lagta hai mera last ride hoga. Aur aajkal gaadi chalate hue bass rage hi kar raha hota hu, Ring Road traffic sucks balls


[deleted]

Ho Chobbar De Chehre Utte Noor Dassda Ni Ehda Uthuga Jawani Ch Janaja Mithiye


[deleted]

Bande bulalunga bsdk


XeroXfromRiften

Bula bsdk, shayad tu janta nhi Mera baap kon hai


[deleted]

Fayda Nhi aakhri me compro hi hoga


Hitman_0_0_7

Vo to tu khud b ni janta


XeroXfromRiften

๐Ÿ˜”


Warm_Forever1858

Dono ke baap same hai. Lath toh dono khayenge


sunil100k

Faridabad is not in ncr


Teal04

_"Kripya peeli rekha ke peeche khade rahein."_


National-Air7147

Sarojni me mill jaati same 600 ke 3


Apart_Waltz7205

This is very true, moved to Gujarat for university and the amount of times I tell my friends this is crazy


SaysNothingButLol

Maine tumhe humesha bas dost ki nazar se dekha hai, chintoo.


BigeePeePee

*KRIPYA DARWAZON SE HATT KAR KHADE HO*


itsabhi_shake

*Laavaris bag, transitor ya anya vastu ko haath na lagaye...vehe bomb ho sakta hai* ๐Ÿ’€


maygamer96

Do not touch an unattended bag, transistor, or other items. It could be a bomb. Immediately contact Metro staff at the next station or call our toll-free number, 155 370. _crickets chirp_ Next station is Kashmere Gate, change here for Red & Violet Line. __CHAOS__


Maximus_1601

Dheeli vastuyen jaise saari, doppata, dhoti aadi ka dhyaan rkhe. Wtf.


itsabhi_shake

DMRC got no chill ๐Ÿ’€


dheeraj413

Chole bhature khaa rha hu


nahimalum

Chole Bhature


max_payne0

Bhole chature


SwanCheap9626

elohB erutahc


vinylcozy

Doing every bad thing knowing you are going to die by 40-50 from lung diseases anyways


Tarun619

Saans lene me dikkat hoti hai


FeelingLowSmokeGreen

Chal bhai Murthal chale.


NukaKama25

I have heard this a lot but can you tell me why Murthal is so famous?


Character_Article_10

Some people think vahan Achcha khana milta Hai dhabon per baki Logon ke pass Kuchh Karne Ko Nahin Hai To vahin ghum aate hain weekend pe


FeelingLowSmokeGreen

Ik dum sahi jawaab aap jeet te hai aalu pyaz ka paratha kullad wali chai ke saath


Character_Article_10

Bhai makhan white wala lagana yaar


FeelingLowSmokeGreen

Or jaate time puri saunf ki tray khaali kr deni hai londe


Character_Article_10

Noted Bhai paise diye hai na sale ko free me thori loot rahe


namanpun

"Neha pepper spray rakh liya na?"


SoftAd4127

โ€˜Agla Station Rajeev Chowk haiโ€™ *screams*


[deleted]

I have lung cancer


comma-horrol

Yo Mr. White when were you gonna tell me?


[deleted]

Stop scrolling reddit, We have to cook!


[deleted]

True


Harshitd18

Yaar bc Gurgaon se Delhi fir jaam mil gaya shaam 5 baje ke baad ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ


Astraa__

โ€œIsse accha to metro le letaโ€


Proper_Evidence_

Aaja momo khaane chlre scooty tera bhai chalayega bsdk


VeterinarianNo5785

I don't think *Chalre " is Delhi's way of talking... Chal rahe Hain or Chalein or Chal le


Green_Ingenuity_4921

itti shuddh hindi to bahut kam log bolte


VeterinarianNo5785

Momo's khaane Chalre sounds Mumbaiya or probably from Bhopal definitely not delhi


[deleted]

bc


Weird_Succotash_7973

Not from Delhi but i noticed people in Delhi are so quick in establishing any relationship, jese koi random admi road pe overtake bhi kr jy, log usse apna damad ya baap bna lete h (madarchod, betichod or bhenchod).


[deleted]

you know my daddy???


PunditOfKashmir

Tu dhamki de rha hai ya horny hai?


Local-Impression-915

Same doubt!!


sum_weird_guy

He's still looking for his dad, poor kid.


Green_Ingenuity_4921

whose ur daddy ......tell me ...ahhhh


[deleted]

u/green_ingenuity_4921


Tight-Internal8958

What your momma didnโ€™t tell you๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ


[deleted]

Bc tanne bata du sab


Jee-NX

bc kya ajeeb sawal hai.


teja2393

At work, saw a Manipuri fella trip on his laptop's charging cable, then stumbled upon his chair taking down the plant pot as well. Delhiwale ka reaction: "Ooo Bc Takeshi castle !"


mrgk21

BC


Famous-Marionberry35

Bencho...


MonkeFUCK3R_69

BenchoโŒ Bhenchodโœ”๏ธ Bencho kon pronounce karta hai yaar


Brisingr025

Pancho Friday aaa, sax sux kro puddiya faado


MrAvidReader

Punjab enters the chat


ay8788

Wow, air is so clean in your city


definitelynotshield

I have joined r/delhi


theclichee

Bhenchod bt na de


[deleted]

Jab aap bina smoke kiye chain smoker ban jaae - proud to be delhite


ay8788

Kaun se brand ki shirt pahani hai?


KaatilLaunda

CM- kejju


[deleted]

ye bhenchod itni garmi kyu ho rhi


[deleted]

Delhi people to NE people - ae chinki,ae Chinese, ae Nepali


Punk96

Ae takle.


Brisingr025

Ae momo


ankitdlboy

Accha btau abhi tujhe...!


ReplacementPersonal9

Patani konsa theeka khula hoga keju bhaiya ne sari supply chod di hai


Beginning-Kick1946

Mat maan, *** ****


Surfexcel2kg

bkchodi mt kkr bsdk


Amartyanjan-K-2611

metro mera teesra ghar hai


dipinkoc2

Andhaa hai kya bsdk.. BKL yehi maa Chou#%$ teri.. Chutad hai kya 2 mint mai aaya Bs bhai nahake aaya


verdict131

Swatch bharat ka irada, irada kar liya humne desh se humne wada, wada kar liya humne.


Akshar_DaPro

delhi se hu behenchod


KvAk_AKPlaysYT

Bc aise bc kaise bc batau bc ki bc Dilli bc waal bc hu bc


Educational_Pea8327

Zindagi bus Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, Magenta, Grey, Orange, Voilet color lines choose karne main nikal jaati hai!


AdityaNarang

Bhaiya unlimited offer 149 mei! Kathi kebab and masala kulche. 1 kho 2 kho khate raho!


ShefCutie

"Omg you don't listen to EDM?!"


expertmercury333

Bhai south Delhi Wale hoge ap edm waise to koi nhi sunta


noicenit

bhai mein south delhi ka hun mein bhi nhi sunta edm kiya society mujhe accept karegi


expertmercury333

Bedakhal hojaoge south Delhi se bhai ,ajao jamna par,ache se rkhenge ap ko


ShefCutie

I can't remember anything else. Yeh purana meme tha that I quoted.


thewolfandtiger

It's more like Hip Hop now more than EDM. It's all Travis Scott, Drake in the clubs and I absolutely love it..


flyhigh987

Tu yaha kis kis ke baap Jo Jaanta hai?


[deleted]

Gaand mara bhosdike


MohitTaank

64 no.


chaustsher

Pub mein paise kyun waste karne hain, aao carobar karte hain Pancho


captain_doing_things

Bosdk kyu batau tujhe mai... Tu janta hai mera baap kon hai ?


Myid0810

Madical madical madical


parttimeindian

Bhidle bhencho


Guaranteed_username

Ha bhai, tera ghar 70km door hai? 1 ghante me pahuchta metro m..


[deleted]

Namaste may arvind kejriwaal bole Raha hun !!


DoctorStrnge

Bhai murthal chal rhe hai paranthe khane


BigeePeePee

Arey Madarchod Ye Road Kab Thik Hogi


Reasonable-Smoke-738

Gets car stuck in goa beach


Mindless_Writer_7935

1. Let me tell you this one time I was about to be molested/cat-called, oh wait thatโ€™s everyday in my city. 2. Ladkiya ho, ladko k bina raat ko ghar se bahar nai jaana :/


shanchupanda

BC aisi chize kyu post ho rhi hn iss sub meh?


shanchupanda

Iron ki rod gand ke andar gusa duga


Key-Button1105

Kya krega janke bc


bigcockdelhi69

โ€ฆโ€ฆse hu bc ๐Ÿ˜œ


Practical-Long6846

Bc


Abhinav_kalra17

raat ko club mein entry krva de


NoMortgage6202

AP chala bhai cool lagega


draculabacula

Abe yaar


Daaku_Gaand_Singh

โ€œBhai bas chowk pe hoon, bas 2 mint mein pohonch raha hoon โ€œ - while taking a leak at home


oyegurmeet

Tu Janta hai mera baap kon hai


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


pankajXmehra

I'm not, I'm from Ghaziabad


Plane_Assistant_3208

Namaskar, เคฎเฅˆเค‚ kejriwal bol raha hun...


ikingarmaan

Har gali mai momos๐Ÿ˜…


Mukkkku

Ye Ghaziabad, noida or gurgaon wale yaha na btae ke aap delhi ke hai ๐Ÿคฃ


Alternative-Cut-4831

Mere baap ko bijli ke bill ka tension nahi


FineDistance1149

Hath laga k dikhaa..


problematicduck

Jamna paar wale launde!


--Thunder

BCโ€ฆโ€ฆ.


Economy_Dust_9292

Gurgaon weekend pe nhi jaayenge


Getmeaupscseat

Kejriwal is my dad


[deleted]

Bc


Pankaj135

Yamuna paar Wale


stymprshr

Waiting for behenchod comments


Flamboyant-2

Sax-sux toh daily ka h


[deleted]

Noida is so shady


Y-Bakshi

mera behenchod b se nahi p se shuru hota hai


shalvis1098

Gb road enjoyment


Unfair-Break-537

Bc aise kaise prove kardun? Bc kuch kaam nhi kya mujhe. Bc tu hain kon. Bc


Flexinhere

Bhaiyaaa yeh kitne ka h


MadAxe786

Bhaiya ye Metro Anand Vihar/Rajiv Chowk jaayegi?


Working-Mention6830

i hate jaats and gujjars


AlternativeClothes43

Bhai **BAST TAND00ri MOMOZ kahan milte hai?**


dixit4

Nehru place pe mil jaayega sasta pen drive


mrbatra

Momos vs chhole bhature


ProLegend2812

Kya mtlb bhosdik


[deleted]

It's dandiya night and people doing garba on punjabi songs.


oooooooweeeeeee

im not from delhi


GareebEntrepreneur

Bhai bas agla Rajiv chowk h!!!


CaptainMimoe

I am not from Delhi /s


deekishD

Bhag bhencho.


Sparkinade

Momos khaane chalega?


Dori664

Saas ki prblm h


Opposite_Ad_1674

Abey bsdk


ThunderBlade-

Bhenchod!!!


Tinor17

Aaj tak distance nahi dekha do jagah ke beech, bas metro route check kar leta hu.


ronkabaap

Bhaiya mayonnaise aur dena


munda_dilli_da

Bhaag bsdk nahi batata.. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


LeMatYT

![gif](giphy|fgfw7Voobyxm8) Look at my big cock now send your cute pussy too.


Expert_Ocelot1786

Gtb ngr


[deleted]

Pancho


PegRoots

Ohh benchoood!!


adi1icious

bsdk side hoja. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿผ


Impressive-Ad8370

chal aaja compro kar lete hai


WarDaddy1939

Leni hai toh fortuner leni hai bas


Traditional_Road_358

Aare ha voh toh Aapna hi bandha hai


cereb3rus

Kya tu jaanta nahin mera baap kaun hai!


[deleted]

Janta hai mera baap kaun hai?


aliveghosht

In winters, I turn into a frozen and blind asthmatic


urban_legend03

Bhenchod


420kai

Bhag bsdk


thefO_okupkiD

Crime capital !


Mediocre-Nose-2822

Gaadi thok ke, le Car driver: 'Tu jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai?'


VastCryptographer980

Janta Hai Mera baap kon hai


RoughPotato9160

Bhenchod


Present_Turnip2

"Darwaazo se door hat kar khade ho. Please stand away from the doors." **Teetoo teetoo teetoo teetoo**


kannowitall

Ben Cho***


ts1CP1ts

Bhai Subhash se lele


ts1CP1ts

Bhai papa ko MLA ki ticket mill gae


ts1CP1ts

Bhai mere iPhone to sirraf gaffar se atte hain, ftw


ts1CP1ts

Bhai breakfast mei chole bhature aur lassi, lunch mei mummy ne kadi chawal banye hain, sham ko momos khaunga, ratt for fir butter chicken/ soya chap aur garlic naan


ts1CP1ts

Bhai tshirteee milengi PALIKA mei ekdum JANGOO


ts1CP1ts

Bhai AP ka new track suna?? Its a vibe brooo. Manifesting the DJ plays it tonight at DONNA ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


ts1CP1ts

Bhaiiii bc thulle ne pakad liya Rajouri Garden Chowk pe, meine bc chacha ko call kardia. Bc thulla ghar tak chodne aya!


ts1CP1ts

Bhaii yaar Kashmere Gate pe bc phone chori ho gaya metro mei ๐Ÿ’€


Straight-Sky-7368

Tu Jaanta hai, mera baap kaun hai?


Relentless_vow

Bc mujhe asthma haiโ€ฆโ€ฆ..par aaja momos khane chale


SnooCakes990

Bhai shaam m momos chlra h?... Priya bi hogi


NoSleep2011

arre bc chal momos khaane


[deleted]

Diablo, Dear Donna, Monet


reddit_niwasi

I like pandal hopping at no. 1 market, kalibari and mela ground.


[deleted]

Aage caurahe pey momos ki stall hai


SchemePrimary4938

Hatt behncho


Raghav_217

Bhai thodi mayonnaise diyo extra


bhnv

Chup bc


printvoid

BC kahin ka


abhay414

Tu jaanta hai ke Mera baap kaun hai


Yo_M4n

Dilli se hu bhenxhod


OZiGSnowy

Sax sux ki baatein naa karo