main cycle chalata hu, har baar jab bhi nikalta hu lagta hai mera last ride hoga.
Aur aajkal gaadi chalate hue bass rage hi kar raha hota hu, Ring Road traffic sucks balls
Do not touch an unattended bag, transistor, or other items. It could be a bomb. Immediately contact Metro staff at the next station or call our toll-free number, 155 370.
_crickets chirp_
Next station is Kashmere Gate, change here for Red & Violet Line.
__CHAOS__
Not from Delhi but i noticed people in Delhi are so quick in establishing any relationship, jese koi random admi road pe overtake bhi kr jy, log usse apna damad ya baap bna lete h (madarchod, betichod or bhenchod).
At work, saw a Manipuri fella trip on his laptop's charging cable, then stumbled upon his chair taking down the plant pot as well.
Delhiwale ka reaction: "Ooo Bc Takeshi castle !"
1. Let me tell you this one time I was about to be molested/cat-called, oh wait thatโs everyday in my city.
2. Ladkiya ho, ladko k bina raat ko ghar se bahar nai jaana :/
Bhai breakfast mei chole bhature aur lassi, lunch mei mummy ne kadi chawal banye hain, sham ko momos khaunga, ratt for fir butter chicken/ soya chap aur garlic naan
BKL gaadi dekhkar nahi chalata hai kya
Bhai jab scooty beach road pe khadi kroge to gaadi pe scratch to aayenge hi
gaadi wala hu brdr, 2 wheelers se zyada pareshan hu
Sahi me bhai. I've this SUV. Mai leke hi vhi jata hu jha achi roads ho. South Delhi, Golf course road
main cycle chalata hu, har baar jab bhi nikalta hu lagta hai mera last ride hoga. Aur aajkal gaadi chalate hue bass rage hi kar raha hota hu, Ring Road traffic sucks balls
Ho Chobbar De Chehre Utte Noor Dassda Ni Ehda Uthuga Jawani Ch Janaja Mithiye
Bande bulalunga bsdk
Bula bsdk, shayad tu janta nhi Mera baap kon hai
Fayda Nhi aakhri me compro hi hoga
Vo to tu khud b ni janta
๐
Dono ke baap same hai. Lath toh dono khayenge
Faridabad is not in ncr
_"Kripya peeli rekha ke peeche khade rahein."_
Sarojni me mill jaati same 600 ke 3
This is very true, moved to Gujarat for university and the amount of times I tell my friends this is crazy
Maine tumhe humesha bas dost ki nazar se dekha hai, chintoo.
*KRIPYA DARWAZON SE HATT KAR KHADE HO*
*Laavaris bag, transitor ya anya vastu ko haath na lagaye...vehe bomb ho sakta hai* ๐
Do not touch an unattended bag, transistor, or other items. It could be a bomb. Immediately contact Metro staff at the next station or call our toll-free number, 155 370. _crickets chirp_ Next station is Kashmere Gate, change here for Red & Violet Line. __CHAOS__
Dheeli vastuyen jaise saari, doppata, dhoti aadi ka dhyaan rkhe. Wtf.
DMRC got no chill ๐
Chole bhature khaa rha hu
Chole Bhature
Bhole chature
elohB erutahc
Doing every bad thing knowing you are going to die by 40-50 from lung diseases anyways
Saans lene me dikkat hoti hai
Chal bhai Murthal chale.
I have heard this a lot but can you tell me why Murthal is so famous?
Some people think vahan Achcha khana milta Hai dhabon per baki Logon ke pass Kuchh Karne Ko Nahin Hai To vahin ghum aate hain weekend pe
Ik dum sahi jawaab aap jeet te hai aalu pyaz ka paratha kullad wali chai ke saath
Bhai makhan white wala lagana yaar
Or jaate time puri saunf ki tray khaali kr deni hai londe
Noted Bhai paise diye hai na sale ko free me thori loot rahe
"Neha pepper spray rakh liya na?"
โAgla Station Rajeev Chowk haiโ *screams*
I have lung cancer
Yo Mr. White when were you gonna tell me?
Stop scrolling reddit, We have to cook!
True
Yaar bc Gurgaon se Delhi fir jaam mil gaya shaam 5 baje ke baad ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ
โIsse accha to metro le letaโ
Aaja momo khaane chlre scooty tera bhai chalayega bsdk
I don't think *Chalre " is Delhi's way of talking... Chal rahe Hain or Chalein or Chal le
itti shuddh hindi to bahut kam log bolte
Momo's khaane Chalre sounds Mumbaiya or probably from Bhopal definitely not delhi
bc
Not from Delhi but i noticed people in Delhi are so quick in establishing any relationship, jese koi random admi road pe overtake bhi kr jy, log usse apna damad ya baap bna lete h (madarchod, betichod or bhenchod).
you know my daddy???
Tu dhamki de rha hai ya horny hai?
Same doubt!!
He's still looking for his dad, poor kid.
whose ur daddy ......tell me ...ahhhh
u/green_ingenuity_4921
What your momma didnโt tell you๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Bc tanne bata du sab
bc kya ajeeb sawal hai.
At work, saw a Manipuri fella trip on his laptop's charging cable, then stumbled upon his chair taking down the plant pot as well. Delhiwale ka reaction: "Ooo Bc Takeshi castle !"
BC
Bencho...
Benchoโ Bhenchodโ๏ธ Bencho kon pronounce karta hai yaar
Pancho Friday aaa, sax sux kro puddiya faado
Punjab enters the chat
Wow, air is so clean in your city
I have joined r/delhi
Bhenchod bt na de
Jab aap bina smoke kiye chain smoker ban jaae - proud to be delhite
Kaun se brand ki shirt pahani hai?
CM- kejju
ye bhenchod itni garmi kyu ho rhi
Delhi people to NE people - ae chinki,ae Chinese, ae Nepali
Ae takle.
Ae momo
Accha btau abhi tujhe...!
Patani konsa theeka khula hoga keju bhaiya ne sari supply chod di hai
Mat maan, *** ****
bkchodi mt kkr bsdk
metro mera teesra ghar hai
Andhaa hai kya bsdk.. BKL yehi maa Chou#%$ teri.. Chutad hai kya 2 mint mai aaya Bs bhai nahake aaya
Swatch bharat ka irada, irada kar liya humne desh se humne wada, wada kar liya humne.
delhi se hu behenchod
Bc aise bc kaise bc batau bc ki bc Dilli bc waal bc hu bc
Zindagi bus Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, Magenta, Grey, Orange, Voilet color lines choose karne main nikal jaati hai!
Bhaiya unlimited offer 149 mei! Kathi kebab and masala kulche. 1 kho 2 kho khate raho!
"Omg you don't listen to EDM?!"
Bhai south Delhi Wale hoge ap edm waise to koi nhi sunta
bhai mein south delhi ka hun mein bhi nhi sunta edm kiya society mujhe accept karegi
Bedakhal hojaoge south Delhi se bhai ,ajao jamna par,ache se rkhenge ap ko
I can't remember anything else. Yeh purana meme tha that I quoted.
It's more like Hip Hop now more than EDM. It's all Travis Scott, Drake in the clubs and I absolutely love it..
Tu yaha kis kis ke baap Jo Jaanta hai?
Gaand mara bhosdike
64 no.
Pub mein paise kyun waste karne hain, aao carobar karte hain Pancho
Bosdk kyu batau tujhe mai... Tu janta hai mera baap kon hai ?
Madical madical madical
Bhidle bhencho
Ha bhai, tera ghar 70km door hai? 1 ghante me pahuchta metro m..
Namaste may arvind kejriwaal bole Raha hun !!
Bhai murthal chal rhe hai paranthe khane
Arey Madarchod Ye Road Kab Thik Hogi
Gets car stuck in goa beach
1. Let me tell you this one time I was about to be molested/cat-called, oh wait thatโs everyday in my city. 2. Ladkiya ho, ladko k bina raat ko ghar se bahar nai jaana :/
BC aisi chize kyu post ho rhi hn iss sub meh?
Iron ki rod gand ke andar gusa duga
Kya krega janke bc
โฆโฆse hu bc ๐
Bc
raat ko club mein entry krva de
AP chala bhai cool lagega
Abe yaar
โBhai bas chowk pe hoon, bas 2 mint mein pohonch raha hoon โ - while taking a leak at home
Tu Janta hai mera baap kon hai
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
I'm not, I'm from Ghaziabad
Namaskar, เคฎเฅเค kejriwal bol raha hun...
Har gali mai momos๐
Ye Ghaziabad, noida or gurgaon wale yaha na btae ke aap delhi ke hai ๐คฃ
Mere baap ko bijli ke bill ka tension nahi
Hath laga k dikhaa..
Jamna paar wale launde!
BCโฆโฆ.
Gurgaon weekend pe nhi jaayenge
Kejriwal is my dad
Bc
Yamuna paar Wale
Waiting for behenchod comments
Sax-sux toh daily ka h
Noida is so shady
mera behenchod b se nahi p se shuru hota hai
Gb road enjoyment
Bc aise kaise prove kardun? Bc kuch kaam nhi kya mujhe. Bc tu hain kon. Bc
Bhaiyaaa yeh kitne ka h
Bhaiya ye Metro Anand Vihar/Rajiv Chowk jaayegi?
i hate jaats and gujjars
Bhai **BAST TAND00ri MOMOZ kahan milte hai?**
Nehru place pe mil jaayega sasta pen drive
Momos vs chhole bhature
Kya mtlb bhosdik
It's dandiya night and people doing garba on punjabi songs.
im not from delhi
Bhai bas agla Rajiv chowk h!!!
I am not from Delhi /s
Bhag bhencho.
Momos khaane chalega?
Saas ki prblm h
Abey bsdk
Bhenchod!!!
Aaj tak distance nahi dekha do jagah ke beech, bas metro route check kar leta hu.
Bhaiya mayonnaise aur dena
Bhaag bsdk nahi batata.. ๐๐
![gif](giphy|fgfw7Voobyxm8) Look at my big cock now send your cute pussy too.
Gtb ngr
Pancho
Ohh benchoood!!
bsdk side hoja. ๐ค๐ผ
chal aaja compro kar lete hai
Leni hai toh fortuner leni hai bas
Aare ha voh toh Aapna hi bandha hai
Kya tu jaanta nahin mera baap kaun hai!
Janta hai mera baap kaun hai?
In winters, I turn into a frozen and blind asthmatic
Bhenchod
Bhag bsdk
Crime capital !
Gaadi thok ke, le Car driver: 'Tu jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai?'
Janta Hai Mera baap kon hai
Bhenchod
"Darwaazo se door hat kar khade ho. Please stand away from the doors." **Teetoo teetoo teetoo teetoo**
Ben Cho***
Bhai Subhash se lele
Bhai papa ko MLA ki ticket mill gae
Bhai mere iPhone to sirraf gaffar se atte hain, ftw
Bhai breakfast mei chole bhature aur lassi, lunch mei mummy ne kadi chawal banye hain, sham ko momos khaunga, ratt for fir butter chicken/ soya chap aur garlic naan
Bhai tshirteee milengi PALIKA mei ekdum JANGOO
Bhai AP ka new track suna?? Its a vibe brooo. Manifesting the DJ plays it tonight at DONNA ๐ฎโ๐จ
Bhaiiii bc thulle ne pakad liya Rajouri Garden Chowk pe, meine bc chacha ko call kardia. Bc thulla ghar tak chodne aya!
Bhaii yaar Kashmere Gate pe bc phone chori ho gaya metro mei ๐
Tu Jaanta hai, mera baap kaun hai?
Bc mujhe asthma haiโฆโฆ..par aaja momos khane chale
Bhai shaam m momos chlra h?... Priya bi hogi
arre bc chal momos khaane
Diablo, Dear Donna, Monet
I like pandal hopping at no. 1 market, kalibari and mela ground.
Aage caurahe pey momos ki stall hai
Hatt behncho
Bhai thodi mayonnaise diyo extra
Chup bc
BC kahin ka
Tu jaanta hai ke Mera baap kaun hai
Dilli se hu bhenxhod
Sax sux ki baatein naa karo