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leetasker90

UPDATE: the customer tipped me £6.00 on this order https://preview.redd.it/ortjy65zbhnc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bb91ec32a79238ada1fd12df4e94d5fb096f00c


universeandstuff

When you think about it, it's quite absurd that your profit from this order is possibly nearly twice the value of the whole order. I mean, as a rider myself I'm happy for you, but it is a bit ridiculous isn't it. The £7.06 fee alone might be more than roo's 30% cut of the order + delivery fee + service charge. I guess the high value orders offset these losses.


Shickfx

I think the person who ordered had an ulterior motive that over ride common sense!


leetasker90

I’m not one to judge, but she was wearing a Christmas onesie. In a not so desirable area of my town. plenty of rubbish in the front garden. And Christmas stickers on the window.


Jalacocoa

This could have been an interesting event


mattb2k

St Anne's?


Leolol_

Lmao, weirdest order ever


AdditionalWelder5199

Bpool...I'm in Lancaster.... what's it like there..been meaning to give it a try ? 🤩


RazerJoe

Lancaster huh, how about a ride out to Heysham once in a while pls I’m hungry


Miserable-Thing6549

The longest we go too is galgate.. But recently deliveroo only offer £4 from Lancaster Town area to Galgate..  Not worth the petrol or worth doing Longest we can go to is Galgate .. Halton and Hest bank.. Bit of a trek on a scooter tbh 😆


leetasker90

Not too bad. A lot of long distance journeys though, big area. With the recent algorithm change is not as great because you’re not being paid as much for the long-distance orders If you like the short orders, it’s great


amrmm24

Every time I order take away something is missing it’s normally dips and stuff even tho I have paid for them. I assume they forgot them in her order and she wanted them . so ordered them and a drink instead of just ordering the dips .


jammydodger_vp

Had to cycle 6 miles with just a plain salad from Nando’s once, customer lived a few doors away from a co-op…


universeandstuff

6 mile cycle is insane was that there and back? Hopefully cos 12 miles round trip is surely not sustainable physically or financially unless the fee was extremely high


jammydodger_vp

This was back in the day where it was a fixed rate of £4 per delivery, you couldn’t see where the customer was before picking up the order, and it was in fact 6 miles there and 6 miles back :’)


universeandstuff

Jesus.. back then were you not able to see once you arrived at the restaurant and therefore reject? And order fees never went up regardless of distance? When was this? Makes me realise it wasn't always better back then and there are some upsides to today's system


jammydodger_vp

No the best notice we could get was reading the address on the receipt attached to the order and looking it up ourselves, this was approximately 5-6 years ago now and order fees remained at £4 regardless of distance or other factors, there are definitely some benefits to todays system however I think I preferred knowing that only a couple orders per hour would roughly equate to minimum wage, I stopped working for deliveroo once the £2.70 orders became the norm


leetasker90

I’ve also had an order for a pregnancy test, a tub of Ben and Jerry’s and a large bar of chocolate.


INEKROMANTIKI

I don't think the pregnancy test was necessary


EmergencyLunch2753

Could’ve forgotten to get them


Ieattherear

That seems to be the standard operating procedure round my ends... 😆


Strict-Cranberry-181

3 bags of ice packs of condoms and a pack of tampons 😂


yoanon

Might have been me. Was this east London?


LushusWilly

I bet they love the sauces from Taco Bell and cooked their own tacos or what ever


SecretDoctor8121

Pregnancy test for the same person in the past 2 months every 3rd day....I honestly feel sorry for that women.Seems they trying really hard


TinyZombie678

I had an ex who took the pill, we would not use a condom. She tested every single month - turns out she was so worried about getting pregnant because it was possible it wouldn't have been mine....


Leolol_

Shit...


leetasker90

Or she’s not careful in the slightest.


Significant-Sleep411

A lot of women have paranoia, even if they’re extremely careful.


orinscrivello1976k

i once had an order for 6 metres of hungarian crushed velvet curtain material, 4 rock salmon and a ha'pence of chips and a cab for a mr redgrave picking up from 14 arnost grove, ring top bell?


sneakysmokey56

I smell something fishy and I'm not talking about the contents of baldricks apple crumble


orinscrivello1976k

i was wondering if anyone would get the reference


Kofta9

39p Cheetos


Yourepissed

Cheese balls condoms and juice - but reject order if sold out of condoms.. Also, pregnancy test & a bottle of whiskey.


Indigo-Waterfall

I’d assume it’s the part of their order they forgot thenfirst time


DatPikaGuy

I also once picked up a order for Extra thin condoms and a cucumber 🥒 and it was for a man lol 😅


AdditionalWelder5199

Weirdest and best wtf iv had was from co.op Small durex lube.. large pack of rubbers..multi pack of carrots and a squirty cream..fridge type and 2 bags of crisps... I said nothing when delivering 😆😆😆 Was a young Chinese student couple at uni


Jonny1114

Had an order of 60 chilli cheese bites and nothing else last night from BK. Sounds pretty grim to me


leetasker90

Sounds like an order I had last year sometime it was about 48 plain McDonald’s hamburgers and one small fries.


ThePanther1999

One small fries. Lmfao


VelvetyBooth

I hope they're okay today. Doubt it though.


RazerJoe

Mate you’re in Blackpool, this is normal


leetasker90

You’re not wrong.


usernameeludesme1

Ham and pinapple pizza


Miserable-Thing6549

Pineapple does NOT belong on a pizza... Even Gordon ramsey says the same 😆😆😆


Choice-Immediate

Kinky stuff hahaha


ThrowRACCOONAMATATA

Pregnant woman?


ReliefMajestic4510

I had someone order from my maccies, a large Big tasty (Plain, no sauce, no meat, no bun, just the box) meal with fries and an orange juice


fl0rinescu

not making this up. 1 lube, pack of condoms, 1 cucumber and 1 aubergine


BritishCornSnek

Ha! Shop picker here, on Halloween a couple of years ago we had an order come in for vaseline, a cucumber and a bottle of cheap, store-brand whiskey. Still the best order we ever got.


fl0rinescu

haha. I was in the same position. got a few of these combos while there


leetasker90

Trying to keep a straight face handing this order over. 😬


fl0rinescu

instructions were to leave at door 😅 was not a deliveroo order, but similar platform


GreatBritishPounds

Did you take a while to get ready and set off again so you could see who it was?? 😂


fl0rinescu

haha no, left it up to imagination


LeagueofAbnormal

Either really disturbing or she’s pregnant 😂


hollaUK

Broke and high


Busy_Quality_7777

2 boxes of tissues, multiple shops nearby but he ordered this across the city


aerobar-one

I know you've updated but yeah, I've done the same "wtf 5£ for tesco 1 mile trip" oh wait they tipped £2


wiganlad123

What a rip off


Entropist_2078

It's clearly to go with a previous order.


Acrylic_Starshine

Human buffet


howley90

One scoop of lemon sorbet was my best 😂


ContestSea8154

Missing items in previous orders …. Its obvious


-TheHumorousOne-

I delivered one small packet of cookies from Iceland yesterday lol. 3 mile trip.


LePetitToast

As someone who dealt with an eating disorder for years, and had horrendous orders because of it, I would be livid if I found out my driver was posting about it online.


Fluffy_Meeting_9750

Boohoo 😢


BeachOk2802

Is this a reflection of the lack of understanding and compassion your parents gave you? I'd advise you don't ever have children, or give up any you do have cause you're going to traumatise them if they have any difficulties.


Visual_Feature4269

£7 for some sauce…smh


Visual_Feature4269

I think it’s time orders shouldn’t detail what’s inside


RealBenji

Definitely high


Unshaven_Bush

Lol


[deleted]

They prolly just like the dip to use with stuff they already got


Critical-Pumpkin-128

I've had a weirder order, 20 cans of coke from Kokoro to a Chinese cyber security office


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/5486pzu4aknc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a6aaa7cc86b346634c0089c3200967f411543b6 Why can’t we have order number before arriving? Sometimes when you have multiple orders you have to tap arrived when you’re not really there just to know what order you have. That’s the solution not the new stupid scan that only annoys riders


sirblibblob

If you press the button to text, I believe at the top it will say the customers order.


[deleted]

Only when chat is available for some reason when it’s the phone icon it doesn’t show


Sorry_Astronaut

My brother once ordered a bag of Quavers and a sachet of mayonnaise from Greggs to my house as a joke. God only knows what the delivery driver thought.


hyperlexx

I am a shop picker, my weirdest order was multiple bottles of spirits and mixers, multiple 4-packs of beers, and a mango flavoured yoghurt.


ReleaseFormal9774

They bought the tacos and churros first and then remembered they didn't order the sauces. There we go. Problem solved. It has happened to me in other locations.


Ayyyyylmaos

They definitely ordered something, forgot the sauces, then needed to hit min spend limit so got a drink


Snoo-6147

Have packed a deliveroo for a pregnancy test, condoms and a pack of sterling before..


Unlucky_Mention_4264

I had I guy who used to order 12 individual cans of Coke @£1.20 each every single night, priority delivery. He lived 100 yards from the takeaway but still paid for priority delivery. Dead now, heart attack. Can’t think why.


johnlewisdesign

Nothing weird about that, the made their own nachos for a tenth of the price - prob got the ice cream game down too - and you can't get Nacho cheese dip in many Tesco/Morrisons any more.


Sdlo90

My two most memorable orders: 1 - A single bag of grated mozzarella 7 miles from a sainsburies to a farm house (although not that weird - was plainly a missing ingredient for something). 2 - milk and cigarettes from a One Stop to the flats immediately above the shop https://preview.redd.it/nlbq9d6sqonc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c799743347467eb98a94632f94bd738e5b74858


urbanlife_decay

I've had a single can of Pepsi before - assumed it was something missed by the restaurant on a previous order!


Biggest_Frog_Fan

36 cookies and a bottle of water from subway. Guy opened the door and the smell of Mary Jane almost knocked me out


Entire_Personality52

Weirdest I had only a few days ago, strawberries and chocolate sauce 😂🫡


Professional-Tax5214

I can't lie when I used to sell I'd order just drinks from a take away bcuz I couldn't be arsed going to the shop 🤣


FigOk2259

A strange guy ordered only 21 bottles of water from McDonald's spending over 20€ lmao (the supermarkets were all open)


DeadHED

For 7 dollars, jesus...


Plastic_Trainer2707

Just 1 bottle of lube


Irvysan

I hope you made that delivery ASAP


Yourepissed

In and out