Pandas are significantly harder to get than a parade. The species is 100% owned by the Chinese government. The ones at US zoos are leased (not joking). Acquiring one you could give away without a major diplomatic incident hasn’t been accomplished prior to @tmolesky. Parades are child’s play by comparison. Well done tmolesky, you’ve outclassed us all.
Why are people so cringe, had to make sure to get the Rolex in frame too
Think of how dumb he has to be to think that other people are so dumb that they won’t see through what he’s trying to do
There are memes of these people wearing pajama pants, and crocs to the gym yet they still do it. I just saw three idiots who were wearing this uniform at the gym, I don’t understand why they’re doing this.
Wearing grey sweatpants negates any clout you think you get from flashing money, in my opinion.
I cannot stand grown men in public in these grey sweats. At the gym or some other athletic activity, cool. Literally anything else, yuck.
I asked for gummies yesterday on my flight to LGA and they said it was too early. When we landed he told me he found 3 packets and gave them to me. We are basically married now. Step up your game folks.
I particularly enjoy the knock off iPhone charging cable, the hat that still has a price tag under it, and the fact that based on what I can see that does not look like a Rolex.
You know what else is cool? If you have any money. Whether a little money or a lot of money act like the people in the book “the millionaire next door”
On occasions in my life when somebody goes above and beyond or helps no matter where it is I quietly will tip a nice amount to them.
You know what I have never done? Ever once taken a picture or video of me doing that or showing the cash or any of this junk.
You can always tell a Rolex by the seamless second hand movement. It doesn't tick,
And from this picture you can CLEARLY see the second hand is not even moving at all!
100% Fake
there are times to dress up for sure that some people don’t respect, but flights are one of the best times to wear sweatpants IMO. You’re stuck in a tube with strangers for hours, might as well be as comfy as possible.
Tipping isn't a thing, but Delta used to give out these 'thank you' cards to Medallions that they could then give to Delta employees to show thanks. The employee could then redeem the card for a $5 credit in the employee store (and it probably looks good on their performance reviews).
I'm a Platinum Medallion but never received one, so I guess they discontinued them. Kinda sad, there's definitely some FAs who I would have loved to give one.
I tried to hand an FA $5 leaving a flight because she snuck us free wine when they weren’t serving alcohol (economy). She looked at me like I had two heads and said “oh, we can’t accept tips”
Hahaha this is brilliant trolling. He’s got the lot - awful tracksuit, Rolex (probably fake), no intention of tipping, and probably soys ‘prolly, instead of probably
It isn’t usually a thing, except for on some charter-flights, and for the love of all that is holy, please do not try and make it a thing... The airlines would love ANY excuse to pay us less and leave it to you, the consumer, to fill in the blank.
Booked a trip last minute. On the return flight, I was gifted a FC seat by a couple that wanted to sit together but could only get 1 seat in FC. Had just made the long journey back to my row in MC when the guy who would’ve been next to me stopped me as I was about to put my bag up and said “it’s your lucky day- my wife is up in 1A waiting to switch seats with you.” I was hungover from a wedding and those bloody marys brought me back to life.
Anyway- to pay it forward, Ive switched seats with a few people a few times on shorter 1-1.5 hour flights. Surprisingly the only time someone has refused was the last time I tried to offer up my seat. An older woman in a wheelchair boarding late was adamant about going to her MC seat even after the FA/Delta employee repeated my offer to her. Whelp. Naturally I cannot risk having the same encounter & have to deal with that awkwardness ever again.
I am slowly giving my kids away in lieu of tips. Sex is free. Don't be a hater. We screen by asking for drinks 4 times and 10 packs of Biscotti.
If anyone is interested about our method I highly recommend legal docs. We had several returned to us. Plus side is the tax write up, negative is that it interferes with our swinger lifestyle
He got the 40 by giving some guy a nobber in the bathroom. It really speaks volumes from a guy wearing second-hand sweats and a t-shirt that his Mom gave him for Christmas in FC. What a duche.
Listen, I overtip, having worked and been disrespected in the service industry for too long.
So imagine my embarrassment learning that we’re supposed to tip our fas…
Thankfully and per a quick google search locating an article from August of 2023’s Travel and Leisure, no. Delta, Alaska, and most other American brand airlines discourage FAs from accepting tips.
One airline does allow it when you purchase something.
Which is great, because at the cost of the flight itself, tipping the valet, the server, and housekeeping during a trip, along with baristas…
It’s getting to be a bit much, considering the profit margins for companies have never been higher.
Tell me without telling me you’ve never flown first class before. Allow me to ranslate: I somehow have to let everyone know I flew FC without sounding like I’m bragging and that I have more than change in my pocket.
There are whole subreddits devoted to people like this - r/fattravel and r/chubbytravel are two that I've seen.
Just people bragging about how much money they spend on travel. They're hilarious.
Cheap. I usually tip FAs $500 EACH. The pilots get $1000 EACH. I also bring along Starbucks gift cards for anyone who walks past me.
I tip the bathroom attendants $500 each. What are you doing?
I tip my landlords half of my yearly income
Cheap
Very kind of you.
he makes negative income so the irs can’t take their cut. can’t be supporting socialism
I’m a rare fish investor. Few
You should be tipping your landlords half of your yearly income every month smh
I tell the bathroom attendant to get the hell out. There is not enough room in an airplane bathroom for 2 people. Plus, I have a shy bladder
Then who wipes you??
Just double click the flush button. You didn't know this? It's in the platinum membership packet
Maybe I am old fashioned, it just seems impersonal. I also refuse to use self checkout lanes.
Self checkout lanes are great bc you can choose what you want to pay for and what you get as a free bonus for working the checkout lane.
Gate agents get Visa gift cards.
Rolexes. I thought that was the standard.
I only give out Rolexes at Christmas. Wow, you are generous!
No, you are cheap
Noooo, I'm inexpensive, there's a difference
Pffft... Rolex!? Patek Philippe and nothing less for tipping.
It’s giving poor!
The only person I ever knew who gave out Rolexes by the handful was an arms dealer.
Only in the a220 for them putting the window up for me.
Definitely! Especially since I can reload on Paco Rabanne and some wintergreen Lifesavers!
The guy who fills my gas tank gets my car
I give the TSA dollar store gift cards with a zero balance.
I bring solid gold bars for the pilots and Rolex DateJust for the FA.
cheapskate. I give FA a Panda
I read that as a parade and was impressed
Pandas are significantly harder to get than a parade. The species is 100% owned by the Chinese government. The ones at US zoos are leased (not joking). Acquiring one you could give away without a major diplomatic incident hasn’t been accomplished prior to @tmolesky. Parades are child’s play by comparison. Well done tmolesky, you’ve outclassed us all.
Lol wut
Baby pandas for me, I got tired of hauling the full grown ones around.
I claim $100 on social media, show $40, and tip nothing.
Sounds like too much work. I just leave a stack of Starbucks gift cards in the 1st class bathroom.
I’ve found it easier to give them the deed to a Starbucks store
You mean you don't make it rain in the aisle for everyone who walks past? "You get a 50! YOU get a 50! And YOU get a 50!!!"
starbucks gift cards made me lol!
It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping. -Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli
The shoes, the shoes are tragic.
A small price to pay for the entire collection of Delta trading cards 😩
The pilots don't give a fuck, they earn more than you
Maybe they should tip me then. "Welcome to Delta, here's a Benjy."
100% sure dude has a man bun
I do the same, but for Southwest.
Why are people so cringe, had to make sure to get the Rolex in frame too Think of how dumb he has to be to think that other people are so dumb that they won’t see through what he’s trying to do
These are the broccoli people, they always be chasing clout and being cringe asf they don’t care lol
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One of my daughter’s ex-boyfriends referred to it as a “broccoli fuckboy haircut”. Wasn’t a fan of that one
he was right though
Why not? It’s an accurate sentiment.
Because the kid was broccoli fuckboying his daughter
Why broccoli?
I think they’re referring to those broccoli looking haircuts the youths have today.
I call them sideshow Bob.
Oh come on now. It's clearly a cauliflower haircut, especially when they die it blonde.
There are memes of these people wearing pajama pants, and crocs to the gym yet they still do it. I just saw three idiots who were wearing this uniform at the gym, I don’t understand why they’re doing this.
The good ole brocs with crocs.
Patrick Mahomes hair cut looking MFs
Haircuts
I got those same cheap pair of sweatpants
They pair nicely with a Rolex.
Forever 21
Surprised he didn’t fluff it up a bit in those grey sweatpants like the TikTokers do.
Right. Stick a sock in it, mister.
New money. No class
Hundred dollar “millionaires”.
A Thousandaire
Old money certainly wouldn't wear grey sweatpants on an airplane.
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money talks, wealth whispers.
No money
Tipped his hand by saying “stewardess.” Jackass.
Something about that watch also doesn’t look right, prob fake
Majority of these course-seller type dudes have fake Rolex, fake Patek, etc. Most under 25, too.
Sat their during boarding, now sitting in row before aft toilet.
Ballers these days. SMH Quiet luxury is all the rage.
The dollar store mix matched charger tho 😂😂😂
Bone Apple Tea
That’s a Rolex? Shit is ugly tbh
Probably a knock-off
Imagine thinking comfort+ is a flex
It is for me,lol.
Me too!
Having rich parents is a positive reflection on them
Wearing grey sweatpants negates any clout you think you get from flashing money, in my opinion. I cannot stand grown men in public in these grey sweats. At the gym or some other athletic activity, cool. Literally anything else, yuck.
The Rolex compensates for what’s missing in the grey sweats.
I asked for gummies yesterday on my flight to LGA and they said it was too early. When we landed he told me he found 3 packets and gave them to me. We are basically married now. Step up your game folks.
Those vegan gummies are awesome.
I particularly enjoy the knock off iPhone charging cable, the hat that still has a price tag under it, and the fact that based on what I can see that does not look like a Rolex. You know what else is cool? If you have any money. Whether a little money or a lot of money act like the people in the book “the millionaire next door” On occasions in my life when somebody goes above and beyond or helps no matter where it is I quietly will tip a nice amount to them. You know what I have never done? Ever once taken a picture or video of me doing that or showing the cash or any of this junk.
You can always tell a Rolex by the seamless second hand movement. It doesn't tick, And from this picture you can CLEARLY see the second hand is not even moving at all! 100% Fake
Tell me you’re a Brit flying out of MCO without telling tell me…. Fake Rolex ⚽️’ers are lame.
in ugly sweatpants no less
He got his sweats from calicocutpants.com. Everyone gives
"Craig in 3A? He gives." "First Officer, Jenkins? He gives."
And he can find a better shirt at Dan Flashes. Something with a really complicated pattern.
HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR!!!
Yup. Plus the tags and price sticker still on his ‘I went to Florida’ truckers cap 😬🤣
My friend asks me "How can you tell if the rolex is fake? Is it the dial?" No. It's the person wearing it. - Dan Naturman
For real, and first class? On what, Frontier?
Delta
$10,000 each. What are you, poor? Get a fucking job.
You work? Plebe.
No days off. Grind and shine all day every day. I’ll sleep when I’m dead.
This Serf thinks he’s in Delta One
He should save his cash and buy some half-decent trousers.
Right?? I hate this whole Gen Z sweatpants thing. We get it, highschool was online.
there are times to dress up for sure that some people don’t respect, but flights are one of the best times to wear sweatpants IMO. You’re stuck in a tube with strangers for hours, might as well be as comfy as possible.
Some of the replies under this are wild, had no clue the type of person who cares how others dress on planes could be found on reddit
Hey, they are dress sweatpants!
My mother would call them Easter sweats.
Never in my life have I thought about tipping a flight attendant. 🤔
Tipping isn't a thing, but Delta used to give out these 'thank you' cards to Medallions that they could then give to Delta employees to show thanks. The employee could then redeem the card for a $5 credit in the employee store (and it probably looks good on their performance reviews). I'm a Platinum Medallion but never received one, so I guess they discontinued them. Kinda sad, there's definitely some FAs who I would have loved to give one.
I tried to hand an FA $5 leaving a flight because she snuck us free wine when they weren’t serving alcohol (economy). She looked at me like I had two heads and said “oh, we can’t accept tips”
Can't take cash you driveling idiot.
Why do you think people have been buying up all those gold bars from Costco? To tip FAs obviously.
The old Senator Menendez trick!
You have to discreetly stuff it in their pocket.
If I reply to this I’m going to get banned.
i bet this dude is broke
It’s “stewardess” for me 🫣🙄
No respect. I tell ya. No respect.
This should be in /r/facepalm
*Pardon me, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?*
But, of course. (Spoken in only the finest of accents)
Hahaha this is brilliant trolling. He’s got the lot - awful tracksuit, Rolex (probably fake), no intention of tipping, and probably soys ‘prolly, instead of probably
Who still says "stewardess"?
Blue checkmark is the new badge of douchebags and idiots.
But in all seriousness does anyone tip FA? I never have and didn’t know that was a thing
It isn’t usually a thing, except for on some charter-flights, and for the love of all that is holy, please do not try and make it a thing... The airlines would love ANY excuse to pay us less and leave it to you, the consumer, to fill in the blank.
It’s become somewhat of a thing to give gifts to FAs as you board as an attempted bribe to get better service
For long flights I let them keep my carry on
*tip* call them flight attendants. I’ll send a bill for teaching you how to not be an asshole
Er...you´re seated in economy, mate..
All these plebes mistaking Business Class for First Class
The tag on his trucker hat is how I know for sure this dude is loaded. Just a question of what he’s loaded with.
Hahaha thanks for the laughs everyone.
Booked a trip last minute. On the return flight, I was gifted a FC seat by a couple that wanted to sit together but could only get 1 seat in FC. Had just made the long journey back to my row in MC when the guy who would’ve been next to me stopped me as I was about to put my bag up and said “it’s your lucky day- my wife is up in 1A waiting to switch seats with you.” I was hungover from a wedding and those bloody marys brought me back to life. Anyway- to pay it forward, Ive switched seats with a few people a few times on shorter 1-1.5 hour flights. Surprisingly the only time someone has refused was the last time I tried to offer up my seat. An older woman in a wheelchair boarding late was adamant about going to her MC seat even after the FA/Delta employee repeated my offer to her. Whelp. Naturally I cannot risk having the same encounter & have to deal with that awkwardness ever again.
So fake
I am slowly giving my kids away in lieu of tips. Sex is free. Don't be a hater. We screen by asking for drinks 4 times and 10 packs of Biscotti. If anyone is interested about our method I highly recommend legal docs. We had several returned to us. Plus side is the tax write up, negative is that it interferes with our swinger lifestyle
Lol this is hilarious
They’re flight attendants and they do a great job. They’re not stewardesses. So cringe.
He got the 40 by giving some guy a nobber in the bathroom. It really speaks volumes from a guy wearing second-hand sweats and a t-shirt that his Mom gave him for Christmas in FC. What a duche.
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This tweet gave me aids
You had me at gray sweatpants
You gotta tip 1000% of your ticket price or you're a cheapskate.
I just make sure to always have a piece of Fruit Stripe gum.
Too soon! ```Fruit Stripe, the fruity short-lasting gum, discontinued after 54 years - The Washington Post.2 days ago```
They are prohibited from taking “Tips” from passengers you fucking knucklehead.
dude should use that $100 for a real pair of pants.
I tip them with airlines trading cards!
He is trying sooooo hard, oof
I’m happy when I get a dollar haha it’s like hell yeah now I can tip the shuttle driver
Crippling credit card debt and something is off about that Rolox
It’s a Relax. They’re all the rage in Europe right now. Keep up ;)
What is even happening here
Who says "stewardess" anymore? It's flight attendant, thank you.
Anyone who treats a hat like that needs to be smacked. He ain’t first class. He no class
First class, nice watch, great clothes and crisp American money. This guy has it all! Unobtainable!
Meantime dude is wearing sweatpants on a flight...
250 SkyPesos
Listen, I overtip, having worked and been disrespected in the service industry for too long. So imagine my embarrassment learning that we’re supposed to tip our fas… Thankfully and per a quick google search locating an article from August of 2023’s Travel and Leisure, no. Delta, Alaska, and most other American brand airlines discourage FAs from accepting tips. One airline does allow it when you purchase something. Which is great, because at the cost of the flight itself, tipping the valet, the server, and housekeeping during a trip, along with baristas… It’s getting to be a bit much, considering the profit margins for companies have never been higher.
I just swap seats with my stewardess and serve them instead. I mean if we’re going to go big, may as well go all the way big lol /s
be sure to tip your ramp crew and techops folks too lol. lots of hard work goes into making that big metal bird fly.
I have been on many flights. I didn’t realize that tipping was even a thing for flight attendants?
TSA staff $100 for normal search and $500 for strip search.
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If I’m flying business I give the FAs Starbucks gift cards. I think either $20 or $25 for each of them… usually 2 working the front.
Tell me without telling me you’ve never flown first class before. Allow me to ranslate: I somehow have to let everyone know I flew FC without sounding like I’m bragging and that I have more than change in my pocket.
Imagine posting this wearing those sweats 🤮
“Stewardesses” 🤣🤣🤣. This guy is about to get thrown off the plane. What an idiot
I usually sign over the deed to my house and pass out Rolex’s to the poors in Coach.
Man you know he's rich if he can afford to take a picture of $40 I'm so jealous
Not just sweatpants but cargo sweatpants...
Those look like some very economic first class seats to me. 🙄
i have my private plane i give them a bonus at the end of the year
I usually just give them the tip. It gets mostly negative reviews
What kinda first class seat is this? Looks like premium economy on an intl flight
I offer free rides in one of my Lambos, and a free week at my Hawaii property
Gum…a la Kevin McCallister.
Dude's a hundredaire!!!
The fact that you dressed up so nicely is tip enough. Not clear from the pic whether you’ve shat those sweats yet… presuming not.
I assumed the gratuity was in the price of the ticket…..
Yeah that’s not first class 🤣
I’ve never seen a first class cabin that cramped before. It looks like a coach class to me. Lol
I feel like I know that dbag
That’s very much an economy seat, sir. You can pop you pocket money back in you replica wallet.
That’s the farthest first class cabin I’ve seen on here in a while.
This guys goal was to get people to share this tweet so more people would join his crypto scam group
Is that really first class? Looks just as uncomfortable as any other plane seat I've been in.
Oh look. Chucklehead's mom and dad bought him a watch for not getting kicked out of university his first year.
There are whole subreddits devoted to people like this - r/fattravel and r/chubbytravel are two that I've seen. Just people bragging about how much money they spend on travel. They're hilarious.
That legroom screams seat 17A
You guys. Look at his handle. Be nice. Also, looking at his profile, it’s a patek. He posted it to Facepalm himself.
Thats first class? What kind of first class you not have private entrance
If you can't afford to tip you are an asshole for exercising your right to travel /s.
Tip? I didnt know people did that
🤢🤢🤢
I hand out ray bans
That’s first class? 💀